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jukeboxtheatre · 1 year

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jatp and random things my friends have said part 6

Nick: Well I don’t have a flannel or docs

Willie: That just means your broke not straight

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Willie: You look so pretty!!

Alex: Stop ittt

Willie: No

Alex: Bitch.

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Reggie: I’m missing half my outfit :(

Alex: So a flannel?

Reggie: Yeah :)

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Reggie: I don’t want to talk to strangers

Alex: I’ll talk to strangers… but not those ones they look scary

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Luke: Who wouldn’t want to be with me?

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Willie: That is… not very slay

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Julie: What is wrong with us?

Alex, lying down staring at the ceiling: Everything.

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Alex: My poor eyeballs!

Reggie: You have four eyeballs?

Alex: What? No?

Luke: Yes. I keep them in a jar next to my bed

Reggie: Yummy!

Luke: Yeah little midnight snack! Just- *mimes gulping*

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Reggie: You know when- aAAaaaaAAaaHHhhhAH… tree.

Alex, looks into the “camera” like he’s on the office:

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Flynn: You like the Nazi. I like the 25 year old.

Julie, bursting out laughing: The nazi??

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Luke: Now she’s gonna cry into her tuna and rice

Alex, tearing up: it’s corned beef, you bitch!

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Flynn: Yes!! Eat! you need the hydration- wait… no… fruition.. WAIT-

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Reggie: Whaaat? I can sleep now? That’s crazy bro

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jukeboxtheatre · 1 year

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jatp as random things my friends have said part 4

Reggie: Luke, son of patter-

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Flynn: You’re dropping micro plastics! You don’t want that in your blood! 💅

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Alex: Surprisingly feelings of murder feels better than whatever the hell a crush feels like

Luke: idk man I’ve got 1 and a half crushes right now got no clue what it feels like

Alex: Murder feels better.

Reggie: Yay murder!

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Reggie: What do you mean he gave you a heart last Christmas? Weird.

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Reggie: Ciabatta bing. batta boom

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Alex: I’m about to live laugh love myself into my grave

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Alex: I’m not impressed. i’m stressed

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Julie: I’m bisexual

Reggie: Cool!

Reggie: …What’s that?

Julie: It’s means I like men and women.

Reggie: Fair.

Alex:

Luke:

Flynn:

Carlos: I’m batman

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Reggie: country roads. let’s a go. its a me! mariooo!

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