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Luke - You know you’ve made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Alex - Those are missing posters.
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Julie: *Screams*
Luke: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Reggie: Should we do something?!
Alex, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Julie’s instagram: *a picture of luke*
Julie: My boyfriend. Thoughts?
Alex: And prayers 🙏
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Luke: *telling Julie about a gig the guys played back in the 90’s* It was crazy
Julie, remembering the time he misspoke and called the Grinch the Grink: Was the Grink there?
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alex: ugh, this party’s dead
reggie: so are we!
alex:
alex:
luke: he has a point
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Julie: “you know how you lie to your parents?” + “motherfucker is this how you write songs?!?”
Luke: “My parents used to ask me what I thought I was doing but that really just meant ‘stop’ they didn’t actually wanna know my thought process.” + “That’s my wife!”
Reggie: “I need everyone all day long to like me sooooo much.” + “I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.”
Alex: “People look at me and they’re like ‘get some rest tall child!’” + “I was raised Catholic as I’m sure you can tell by my everything about me.”
Flynn: “Do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I would totally kill that guy for you. Lol see you at improv practice!” + “this might as well happen. Life is already so goddamn weird.”
Willie: *to Lifers in the HGC* “How dare you applaud the worst decision I ever made?” + “for interest I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.” + “fuck da police.”
Bobby: “I don’t drink anymore because apparently I used to black out and ‘ruin parties’.” + “you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”
Carrie: *pulls in to a McDonald’s drive through with a van of excited children. Orders a single black coffee. Drives away.* + “None of us ever really knows our fathers. Anyway…”
Nick: “I was shiny and dumb and easy to trick.” + “Ah yes. My title of Alpha which I definitely had once.”
Ray: “I try to stay a little optimistic. Though I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.” + “Our house was built in the 20s but got flipped in 2014 so it’s definitely haunted but has a lovely kitchen backsplash.”
Carlos: “Well here goes nothing. You ever seen a ghost????”
Tia: “Shut up you’re all gonna die! Street smarts!”
Caleb: “A child came up to me once and told me that I could do whatever I wanted forever. And I took his advice.” + “he looked like a man who should be the conductor on a locomotive powered by confetti but instead he made his living in murder.”
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Julie: Why are you on fire?
Alex: This is just how my day is going.
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reggie: Jules how much money do you want to be separated from me?
julie: Not enough can pay me to be separated from you Reg
luke, from behind them: Alex how much money would you want to be separated from me?
alex:
alex: None. Get out.
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Reggie: Good night Luke! I love you!
Luke: I love you more Reg!
Reggie:
Luke:
Reggie: We love you too, Alex
Alex, sharing a room with them: Thanks guys, I was honestly feeling a little left out
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luke: i wasn't that drunk
julie: you coloured my face with a highlighter because you said i was important
luke: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
#juke#julie molina#luke patterson#jatp#julie and the phantoms#jatp incorrect quotes#no unfinished business
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flynn: What? I'm not aggressive!
reggie : Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
flynn: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
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Julie - Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Luke - You stab me, and when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house.
Reggie - You stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million.
Luke - Good thinking.
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Luke: Dude it's dark in here
Reggie: Don't worry man I got this
Reggie: *Stomps his feet, skechers light up*
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Reggie: There’s a message in my alphabet cereal!
Luke: What does it say?
Reggie: Ooooooo
Alex: Those are cheerios
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Willie: Who traumatized you?
Alex: Do you want a list?
Willie:
Willie, with his sleeves rolled up: Yeah, actually
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julie: it'll be easy peasy lemon squeezy
alex: no it'll be difficult difficult lemon difficult
luke: bro that's not the opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy. it's obviously difficult difficult lemon squifficult
reggie: no it's difficult difficult orange squifficult
everyone else: wtf
luke: orange? where'd orange come from?
reggie: well limes are too similar. they make lemon-lime things
julie: no it'd be difficult pifficult eggplant squifficult
luke: why eggplant?
julie: because purple is opposite yellow on the color wheel
reggie: no it can't be produce. it's gotta be something totally unrelated
luke: like what
reggie: ham!
alex: why am i friends with you people?
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