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cafe-au-lait-21 · 8 months
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Who is the most likely to kidnap and get kidnapped of the Moonlight, Treehouse, and CBB peepos?
“Wow, really getting right into the important questions, huh? You guys are lucky I’m not bound by any contract to keep my mouth shut. I think it’s pretty obvious though that Drip, Joe, and Bicerin are… the most likely candidates to kidnap someone. But you didn’t hear that from me!
From Treehouse though? Definitely Sweet Pea. Although, with how genuine and sweet he usually is, it was probably an accident. Emphasis on the probably…
As for the bakery, well you’re in luck, none of them would kidnap you… but don’t make Creampuff mad, he has a way of making people disappear from the city. At the same time, Cloud’s been kidnapped before, mostly because he fell asleep and drifted off and someone mistook him for their own Sans, hah!” - DW. C.
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spotify-nightmare · 2 years
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spotify FANDOMS MASTERLIST <3
quick mentions:
could have a trigger fandom\character
not all are couples\ships
all titles in english
fandoms in alphabetical order
Adastra
amicus
cassius
Attack On Titan
annie
ymir and historia
Banana Fish
ash and eiji
Beastars
jack and legos(h)i
pina kun
Be More Chill
michael
rich
Bojack Horseman
bojack
diane
hollyhock
princess carolyn
sarah
todd
Buzzfeed Unsolved
shane and ryan
Carrie
carrie
Coco
ernesto de la cruz
hector
Courage The Cowardly Dog
courage
Creepypasta
jeff
Danganronpa
mondo and taka
Dear Evan Hansen
connor
evan
Death Note
misa
Detroit Become Human
connor
Devilman Crybaby
ryo and akira
Disenchantmnet
bean
bean, elfo, and luci
bean and mora
dagmar
elfo
luci
Doki Doki Literature Club
monika
natsuki
sayori
yuri
Forest Of Fireflies
hotaru and gin
Ghost Wife
liz and damon
Girl, Interrupted
daisy
girl, interrupted vibes
girl with doll
Given
mafuyu and yuki
Gnomeo And Juliet
gnomeo and juliet
Green Eggs And Ham
guy and sam
Haikyuu
bokuto and akaashi
bokuto
kyotani (mad dog)
Harry Potter
harry
ron
Heathers
jason
veronica
How To Train Your Dragon
hiccup and toothless
valka and cloudjumper
Hunter X Hunter
hisoka
killua and alluka
killua and gon
kurapika
Killing Stalking
sangwoo and yoonbum
Luca
luca and alberto
Miraculous Ladybug
adrien and marinette
adrien
c(h)at noir
chloe
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
riko and kanna
Moominvalley
snufkin
My Hero Academia
dabi
denki
enji \ endeavor
keigo \ hawks
kirishima
koda and hagakure
minoru
rei
shoto
My Little Pony
rarity
Naruto
naruto
haku and zabuza
kaiza and inari
Never Understand
dohoon and yumin
yuri and jaerim
Onward
barley
Orange Is The New Black
alex and piper
lorna
Over The Garden Wall
wirt
Percy Jackson
percy
Pokémon
james
Rick And Morty
rick
morty
summer
Secret Alliance
eun sian and yul \ yuri
eun sian and yujin
She-ra
adora and catra
Sonic
rouge
South Park
[PART 1]
bradley ("Cartman Sucks")
butters
chef
clyde
craig
craig and tweek
eric
eric and heidi
kenny
kenny and karen
[PART 2]
kyle
kyle and stan
stan
stan and wendy
wendy
Steven Universe
amethyst
lapis lazuli
lapis and jasper
pearl
pearl and rose quartz
rose quartz and greg
steven and connie
Strange Magic
the bog king and dawn
The Amazing World Of Gumball
darwin
gumball
gumball and darwin
The Last Kids On Earth
jack and quint
The Office
jim
Tokyo Mew Mew
mint aizawa
Twilight
alice
Undertale
mettaton
papyrus
(classic) sans
(dancetale) sans
(errortale) sans
(freshtale) sans
(horrortale) sans
(underfell) sans
(swaptale) sans
Vivo
gabi
Voltron
lance
lance and keith
pidge
Welcome To Hell
sock and jonathan
You
Joe Goldberg (and his lovers)
Yuri On Ice
yuri and victor
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askthelovenest · 2 years
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F/O List
The list is pretty dang long but here it is! 
·         Jack Skellington (NBC)
·         Riot (Venom)
·         Ultron (Marvel)
·         Grim (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
·         Thrax (Osmosis Jones)
·         Skully Pettibone (Scary Godmother)
·         Megatron (TFA)
·         SkekLi the Satirist (TDC)
·         SkekMal the Hunter (TDC)
·         Optimus Prime (Bayverse)
·         Abe Sapien (Hellboy)
·         Underswap Papyrus/Stretch
·         Underfell Papyrus/Boss
·         Mr. Grasshopper (James and the Giant Peach)
·         Colossus (Deadpool)
·         Lurch (The Addams Family)
·         Claw (Skeleton Warriors)
·         Baron Dark (Skeleton Warriors)
·         Dr. Cyborn (Skeleton Warriors)
·         Nemesis (Resident Evil)
·         Mr. X (Resident Evil)
·         Regis (The Witcher)
·         Dettlaff (The Witcher)
·         Marshal Mallow (Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return)
·         Karl Heisenberg (Resident Evil Village)
·         Prince Sidon (Breath of the Wild)
·         All Might (MHA)
·         Raphael (TMNT 1990/2003)
·         Piccolo (Dragon Ball)
·         Chance Furlong (SWAT Kats)
·         Throttle (Biker Mice from Mars)
·         Modo (Biker Mice from Mars)
·         Pr. Utonium (Powerpuff Girls)
·         Dinobot (Beast Wars)
·         Grillby (Undertale)
·         Gaster (Undertale)
·         Evil Eye Weevil (Biker Mice From Mars)
·         BHC Rus (Swapfell Papyrus)
·         BHC Ash (Horrortale Sans)
·         Dedan (OFF)
·         Zen Aku (Power Rangers: Wild Force)
·         Gruffi Gummi (Adventures of the Gummi Bears)
·         Beorn (The Hobbit)
·         Koichi Zenigata (Lupin the 3rd)
·         Dr. Nefarious (Ratchet and Clank: The Movie)
·         Mr. Piranha (The Bad Guys: The Movie)
·         Spy (TF2)
·         Sniper (TF2)
·         Engineer (TF2)
·         Tram (Petit Vampire: Movie)
·         Metal Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog)
·         Glamrock Freddy (FNAF Security Breach)
·         Glamrock Monty (FNAF Security Breach)
·         Preyas (Bakugan Battle Brawlers)
·         Toffee (Star vs the Forces of Evil)
·         Dmitri Alexandre Blaiddyd (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)
·         Tin Man (Fantastic Journey to Oz)
·         Doctor Livesey (Treasure Island 1988)
·         Dark Doctor Livesey (Creepypasta)
·         Roscoe (Spyro: Reignited)
·         Nestor (Spyro: Reignited)
·         Lindar (Spyro: Reignited)
·         Nevin (Spyro: Reignited)
·         Titan (Spyro: Reignited)
·         Gunnar (Spyro: Reignited)
·         Conan (Spyro: Reignited)
·         Marco (Spyro: Reignited)
·         Trondo (Spyro: Reignited)
·         Zantor (Spyro: Reignited)
·         Cedric (Spyro: Reignited)
·         Gavin (Spyro: Reignited)
·         Zikomo (Spyro: Reignited)
·         Lucas (Spyro: Reignited)
·         Azizi (Spyro: Reignited)
·         Mordekaiser (League of Legends)
·         Nasus (League of Legends)
·         Sett (League of Legends)
·         Jericho Swain (League of Legends)
·         Sylas (League of Legends)
·         Yone (League of Legends)
·         Arsène (Persona 5)
·         Le Teigneux (Once Upon a Time…Space)
·         Lan Pirot (Fantastic Return to Oz)
·         Shadow Man (Snow White Happily Ever After)
·         Uncle Deadly (The Muppets)
·         Clifford (The Muppets)
·         Ysengrin (Renart the Fox)
·         Sweets (Deltarune)
·         Cap’n (Deltarune)
·         K_K (Deltarune)
·         Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune)
·         Tin Man (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)
·         Tin Man (Wizard of Emerald City)
·         Jacob Holland (The Sea Beast)
·         Steve Claus (Arthur Christmas)
·         Deckered (Brave Police J Decker)
·         McCrane (Brace Police J Decker)
·         Dumpson (Brave Police J Decker)
·         Adrian Toomes (The Spectacular Spider-Man)
·         Oswald Cobblepot (Batman: The Animated Series)
·         Sandy (Lego Monkie Kid)
·         Macaque (Lego Monkie Kid)
·         Jesse McCree (Overwatch)
·         Hanzo Shimada (Overwatch)
·         Reinhardt Wilhelm (Overwatch)
·         Gabriel Reyes (Overwatch)
·         Count Alarich von Horrificus (School for Vampires)
·         Roronoa Zoro (One Piece)
·         Hawkeye Mihawk (One Piece)
·         Captain Alexander Smollett (Treasure Island 1988)
·         Hadyn Stabbington (Tangled)
·         Killian Osmond (Spies in Disguise)
·         Glass Joe (Punch Out!)
·         Aran Ryan (Punch Out!)
·         Great Tiger (Punch Out!)
·         Siebren de Kuiper aka Sigma (Overwatch)
·         Clark Kent (Justice League: 2001)
·         J’onn J’onzz (Justice League: 2001)
·         Wendell (Wendell and Wild)
·         Clover Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Dark Choco Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Red Velvet Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Tea Knight Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Crunchy Chip Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Wildberry Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Expresso Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Affogato Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Mint Choco Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Fig Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Lilac Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Eclair Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Herb Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Sparkling Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Cream Unicorn Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Clotted Cream Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Millennial Tree Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Eggnog Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Snow Miser (The Year Without Santa Claus)
·         Jafar (Aladdin)
·         Ebenezer Scrooge (Scrooge: A Christmas Carol)
·         Goth (Silverwing the Animated Series)
·         Jenner (The Secret of NIHM)
·         Mercury (Silverwing the Animated Series)
·         Agent 00X (Adventures of Captain Wrongel)
·         Wolf/Lobo (Puss in Boot: the Last Wish)
·         Big Band/Ben Birdland (Skullgirls)
·         Albus (Skullgirls)
·         Irvin (Skullgirls)
·         Isaac (Skullgirls)
·         Narrator (The Stanley Parable)
·         Game (There Is No Game)
·         Xigbar (Kingdom Hearts II)
·         Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)
·         Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
·         Francoeur (A Monster in Paris)
·         Stardust Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Herlock Sholmes (Ace Attorney)
·         Hieronymus Bump (The Owl House)
·         Darius Deamonne (The Owl House)
·         Alador Blight (The Owl House)
·         Doviculus (Brutal Legend)
·         Pizzahead (Pizza Tower)
·         Anton (Antonblast)
·         Dizzy (Rock & Rule)
·         Pierro (Genshin Impact)
·         Il Capitano (Genshin Impact)
·         Ganondorf (Hyrule Warriors)
·         Captain Archibald Haddock (The Adventures of TinTin)
·         Capsaicin Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Henry Knuckles aka Wild Knuckles (Minions: The Rise of Gru)
·         Dennis Campbell aka the Biker (Minions: The Rise of Gru)
·         Reuben Rockwell Butcher (Minions: The Rise of Gru)
·         Royal Margarine Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
·         Lucifer (Obey Me!)
·         Diavolo (Obey Me!)
·         Simeon (Obey Me!)
·         Nicholas Lucifer III (The Baskervilles)
·         Adriano Tumino aka Medieval Vulture (Spiderman Across the Spider-Verse)
·         Fyrakk (World of Warcraft)
·         Iridikron (World of Warcraft)
·         Wrathion (World of Warcraft)
·         Vol’jin (World of Warcraft)
·         Gantu (Lilo and Stitch)
·         Doctor David Livesey (Treasure Island 1978)
·         Pitch Black (Rise of the Guardians)
·         E. Aster Bunnymun (Rise of the Guardians)
·         Cyborg (Wreck-It Ralph)
·         Satine (Wreck-It Ralph)
·         Zangief (Wreck-It Ralph)
·         Rick Dicker (The Incredibles)
·         Ruber (Quest for Camelot)
·         Chairface Chippendale (The Tick)
·         Silver Chariot (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)
·         Killer Queen (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)
·         Teisel Boone (Mega Man Legends)
·         Gosetsu Daito (Final Fantasy XIV)
·         The Scarecrow (The Scarecrow 2000)
·         Mat Sella (Dream Daddy)
·         Hugo Vega (Dream Daddy)
·         Damien Bloodmarch (Dream Daddy)
·         Robert Small (Dream Daddy)
·         Nicodeme Savoy (Lackadaisy)
·         Viktor Vasko (Lackadaisy)
·         Captain Charlie (Pikmin 3)
·         James McCullen aka Destro (GI Joe Renegades)
·         Nicky Lee aka Tunnel Rat (GI Joe Renegades)
·         Snake Eyes (GI Joe Renegades)
·         Adam DeCobray aka Cobra Commander (GI Joe Renegades)
·         Rikuo (Darkstalkers)
·         Donavon Baine (Darkstalkers)
·         Zabel Zarock aka Lord Raptor (Darkstalkers)
·         Jon Talbain (Darkstalkers)
·         Svarog (Honkai: Star Rail)
·         Ballif Argus (The Deponia Trilogy)
·         Hypnos (Hades)
·         Namu (Dragon Ball)
·         Yamcha (Dragon Ball)
·         Tien (Dragon Ball)
·         Raditz (Dragon Ball Z)
·         Jules Pidieu (Disco Elysium)
·         Cell (Dragon Ball Z)
·         Android 16 (Dragon Ball Z)
·         Rhesus 2 (Captain Simian & the Space Monkeys)
·         Funky Kong (Donkey Kong Country)
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repo-net · 3 years
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A list of characters/ships that have more fics than Nagisa Shingetsu (278 as of December 22, 2020) on AO3
(Will probably update this as it goes on)
- Tenmiko
- Kaemaki
- Celesgiri
- Sakuraoi
- Soudam
- Ikuzono
- Irumatsu
- Amaguji
- Tsumioda/Band-Aid
- Saionzumi/Soapies
- Juzo, Ryota, Chisa, Kyousuke, Natsumi
- Monomi/Usami
- Kotoko, Monaca
- Jin Kirigiri
- "Dangan Ronpa Ensemble"
- "Alternate Universe - No Killing Game (Dangan Ronpa)"
- Explicit Rated Saiouma
- Joe Tazuna, Kanna Kizuchi, Keiji Shinogi, Shin Tsukimi, Sara Chidouin
- Horrortale Sans
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bugsweirdworld · 4 years
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What do you headcanon for each of the skeletons jobs when they get to the surface?
Ooh I had to think a while for this one and I STILL couldn’t think of jobs for all of them lol therefore I didn’t do the horrortale brothers, sorry’
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The skeletons’ surface jobs
Sans: My friend Joe is a teacher at a school for troubled children who’ve been kicked out of regular schools. You have to break up fights and be the voice of reason a lot. It‘s hard, but I think Sans would be good at it. If not that than probably some odd jobs and working at a lab.
Papyrus: Helps Frisk with their Monster Ambassadorship and is a motivational speaker
Red: Mechanic (something to do with handy work and physics)
Edge: Body Guard or a business man
Blue: Personal trainer or some sort of police officer
Stretch: He probably works at McDonald’s or something 😂 For real though, he probably works at a lab and has a YouTube channel on the side for ukulele or does freelance art
Black: Some form of police officer/guard/official, or a business man
Mutt: Tech/computer guy and he works from home. I don’t know the proper terms but whether a security provider, coder or even a hacker, it’s got something to do with computers!
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cafe-au-lait-21 · 1 year
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Oo what are your favorite pranks that you have pulled drip and joe?
"burning down a bakery, heh."
"yup, burning down a bakery."
It doesn't matter who answered first or second - the point is that they burned down a bakery together. They both gave each other smug glances, grins growing sharper at the edges as they recalled the memory fondly. Oh, how such chaos caused so much joy... and smoke.
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cafe-au-lait-21 · 2 years
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Café AU Lait Birthday Ask Event!
Hello everyone! Today, August 9th, is Café AU Lait's official birthday! Although the blog hasn't been up for very long, it's still been a year since the AU has been made!
In celebration of this milestone, I'm going to be doing an Ask Box Event! You can ask questions about or to characters directly from now until August 19, 2022!
Here's a list of the characters that have been revealed so far for you to ask questions to:
The Moonlight Café: Bicerin (Nightmare Sans) Drip (Killer Sans) Espresso (Dust Sans) Joe (Horrortale Sans) Latte (Horrortale Papyrus) Cortado (XTale Sans) Mocha (Error Sans)
The Treehouse Teahouse: Chrysanthemum (Dream Sans) Peppermint (Underswap Sans) Ceylon (Ink Sans) Butterfly Sweet Pea (Blueberror Sans)
The Cloud Bread Bakery: Loaf (Undertale Sans) Creampuff (Undertale Papyrus) Cloud (Outertale Sans) Sprinkle (Outertale Papyrus)
Worth A Shot: Jäger (SwapFell Indigo Sans) Sambuca (SwapFell Indigo Papyrus)
Skeletti's: Frankie (Underfell Sans) Valentino (Underfell Papyrus)
Cheaper Than Therapy: Brandy (Mobtale Sans) Alster (Mobtale Papyrus) Jack (Mafiafell Sans) Chardon (Mafiafell Papyrus)
Please keep the questions PG16 and say exactly who you're asking the questions to so there's no confusion! Thanks everyone!
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cafe-au-lait-21 · 2 years
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First Impressions (Moonlight Cafe) Part 1
“welcome to moonlight cafe, can i get you anything? or would you like to sit in the corner and stare out the window like a weirdo?” He was a skeleton monster with pitch black eye sockets and a sarcastic smile. Despite that he was wearing the comfy brown and black colors of the cafe, and you could tell he had quite the bite to his personality. Taken back by his sudden snappy comment first thing in the morning, you managed to squeak out a reply, “Umm, what do you recommend?” It was definitely a mistake to ask that. You could see how his slit-toothed smile sharpened at the edges a little more, and his eye sockets lidded. Mischief rolled off him in waves and you were becoming worried about what he was going to suggest. “heh. i suggest the house special.” His smile only continued to widen with each word. “I-I’ll take that then.” It was more of a question than an answer, but you had already asked for his suggestion so it was too late to back out now – besides, you were dreadfully curious as to what would make him smile like that. “great.” He pressed his phalange against the tablet in front of him and turned it around for your payment before looking over his shoulder to the other skeleton monster mixing drinks. “hey joe. we’ve got another house special for today.” The taller skeleton, Joe, from what you’d guessed, turned around to look at the cashier, his single red eye light honing in on your smaller figure. He had a gigantic hole in his skull that looked like it had caved in, and his other eye socket was empty. Despite his already fearful appearance, it was his sharp grin that was the most unnerving. His semi-permanent smile quirked upward when he heard the cashier’s words, and there was a mischievous glimmer in his eye-lights. “alright.” He said in a baritone, slow voice before turning back around and going to work on your drink. You paid for your drink and took a seat in the corner, despite the teasing words that the cashier spoke tickling the back of your mind. It wasn’t long until your drink was ready, but when they called your name, you watched as another employee walked out of the back, horrified as you took your drink back to your seat. You could hear them whisper a soft “shit.” And hurriedly make their way over to you. “wait! wait! don’t drink that!” He wore black and white, a red scar on his cheek bone and a golden heart locket dangling from his neck that jostled when he nearly slipped on the wet spot on the floor. They probably needed to put a sign there. You had just lifted the cup to your lips but immediately pulled back as the employee came barreling towards you, stopping just in front of your table. “heh- uh…” he stumbled on his words a little as you stared at him wide eyed and worried that someone might have poisoned your cup. “sorry, about this, but i’m afraid i’ll have to take that back. i’ll make you a new one.” He was slowly coaxing the cup out of your hands, “Why?” you asked warily, but still handing him your drink. He gave a heavy sigh. “again, sorry about all this. i haven’t seen you around here before, so i’m going to guess that you don’t know that those two at the front like pranking the nervous newcomers.” You noticed his dirty side glance to the others at the counter, who did nothing but wave hello with wide grins. “So… this isn’t my drink?” “well, that depends. what did you order?” “The ‘house special’.” You even put the air quotes up to emphasize that you had no idea what you were actually talking about. He cringed. “seraphim, that’s even worse.” You heard him mutter. “alright, you know what – i’ll just make you a completely new drink.” “…Would it really have been that bad?” You asked with knitted eyebrows. “unless you like heated ketchup with a double shot of espresso and some whipped cream - then yes. it would have been.” You cringed just as hard as he had earlier. “Who would do something like that?” You shivered at the thought of drinking the concoction. “well they’re names are joe and drip, so… them.” “Joe… and Drip?” You rose an eyebrow at him. “Like… the coffee?” “yes.
and my name’s cortado.” You paused, holding a hand up to stop him and to show your absolute disbelief. “You mean you’re all named after coffee?” “yeah.” “Whose idea was that?” You couldn’t help the slight grimace that formed. “we don’t talk about that.” You could see a light sweat drip on his skull and the other two had averted their gaze with nervous grins as well. He cleared his throat and spoke again, “in any case, it’s nice to meet you. i’m guessing that you’ll be around here for a little while, so uh… i suggest you don’t order the ‘house special’ next time.” After all, it was made specifically for the tired Sanses who appreciated ketchup. “Oh yeah! Definitely won’t do that again.” You agreed quickly. “alright, let me make something decent for you. i’ll be right back.” And with that he took off toward the workstations again, leaving you with your thoughts until he came back with your new drink. If there was one thing you’d learned today, it was that the skeleton monsters who worked here seemed interesting to say the least. If there were two things you learned today, it would be to never order the ‘house special’ from the Moonlight Café ever again.
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cafe-au-lait-21 · 2 years
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Moonlight Café Headcanons
“The bad guys in a coffee shop... well, at least they make good coffee.” - DW. C.
Bicerin (Nightmare Sans)
-   The grumpy owner of the moonlight café.
-   Tired Old Manager™.
-   Constantly sipping on stale double shots of espresso.
-   Doesn’t pay anyone nearly enough, makes everyone work overtime
-   Tired AF, came here to take some time off but quickly realized there’s no escaping the idiots he has to manage no matter what AU he’s in.
-   He started the shop to feed off the negative energy of the coffee addicts and tired workers/students who needed a coffee fix. He’s mildly regretting it.
-   Doesn’t know if the bitter aftertaste in his mouth is from the negative energy from the customers walking in or if it’s his drink. Either way, it still gives him a nice, caffeinated boost.
Drip (Killer Sans)
-   The assistant manager for some reason.
-   Loves pranking customers but has since toned it down a bit after the authorities got involved several times.
-   He knows Fresh pretty well, as he gets a lot of his trouble making materials from him.
Espresso (Dust Sans)
- “Ex” for short.
-   Espresso Depresso.
-   The only job he seems to be good at is cleaning – rarely does anything customer-facing because he has less than zero social skills.
-   Also decent at counting money, tracking supplies and checking the books (accounts).
-   Spends most of his free time in used book shops.
-   Ironically, forgets to cash his own paycheck most of the time.
Joe (HorrorTale Sans)
-   He is very thorough and careful, but slow.
-   He’s still a Sans at heart, so he pulls the occasional prank, usually on the other employees, but sometimes on the regulars.
-   Gets along with Killer for a change because they’re partners in crime.
-   Doesn’t really like Error, so he’s the most likely to get pranked by him (besides Cross).
Latte (HorrorTale Papyrus)
-   He loves getting treats from Cloud Bread Bakery. The pastries are very comforting to him, and Sprinkle and Creampuff always give him something for free. His secret dream is to get a job at the bakery, and he sees the four bros as practical idols at this point.
-   The face of customer service, but the reason why karens don’t come back.
Cortado (XTale Sans – Cross)
-   The most reliable and reason able employee.
-   The only one with decent customer service skills.
-   More of a manager than Nightmare, honestly.
-   Probably the only reason the shop is still in business - besides the high quality of the coffee.
Mocha (Error Sans)
-   A pretty bitter and kind of snappish person, despite his sweet name.
-   If he warms up to you, expect lots of handmade gifts, but never given to you by himself. Usually by someone else like Cortado or Latte and Coffee.
-   He works on commissions as a side job when he’s not working at the coffee shop.
-   Makes the chocolates sold at the cafe.
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cafe-au-lait-21 · 2 years
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*slips in to reverse pickpocket a small bag onto Joe and escapes just as quickly. Inside is a note and a teardrop shaped chocolate.*
'Wanted to give you a little kiss, so here you go!'
"(o ' ゜▽゜)o ... Well, I dunno if that was a great idea - the guy literally just tore through the bag and ate them whole - wrapper and everything... But uh, guess that's to be expected with a Horror variant though. I think he likes it, at least. He hasn't even spit out the foil...
...
He says thanks." - DW. C.
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cafe-au-lait-21 · 2 years
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Once upon a time, there was a restaurant. Two little shits drugged the drink supply one day, and the resulting chaos burned down the whole place. The end.
"Heh, I see what you're doing. And technically, it was a bar, not a restaurant... I've checked up on the place a couple times myself. A shame no one's rebuilt it." - DW. C.
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