"Bite me!"

Izzy Hands is dripping with sexual energy every goddamn minute just absolutely serving raw cunt 24/7 and this is why he is shippable with literally everyone. let my boy fuck

The OFMD brainrot has infected me. Damn you Israel Hands.

This would prob be a multi-ship fic where everyone is worried about their favorite first mate and Izzy's totally fucking fine.

Sang About in Songs + callbacks to(/direct contradictions of) canon & lyrics from La Vie En Rose

Izzy is taking Jim out for trans day of visibility. They’re going to have a hot t4t makeout session later 🏳️‍⚧️

Frenchie: You know, Iz, sometimes I feel like I'm third-wheeling in our marriage

Izzy: Oh, yeah? Why's that?

Frenchie: ......

Drunk Jim, wrapped around Izzy like a koala, dazedly playing with his hand: Your fingernails are fuckin nasty, Cariño. Awhhh, it's fine, I don't mind.

Izzy: ...Ah. Good point.

Frenchie: Yeah.

Jim, refusing to take their face out of Izzy's neck: You guys talking about me?

 “All you’ll get is to be fucking useless, chasing the same delusional god until you die because of it.”

@anarchyphd and I had a burst of inspiration and they wrote a little fic to which I drew this to.

Please read A Crime Against an Unknown God here!

[id: Digital sketch of Izzy and Jim from OFMD. Izzy is bent over Jim, gripping their jaw in his hand. His expression shows rage and sorrow. His hand is ungloved, clenching as he draws their faces together. Jim is knelt below him, holding his arm, trying to keep themselves steady and looking at Izzy with loathing in their eyes. /end id]

mixed bag

Oop, looks like the link on my last post expired, guess that means it’s time for a new pinned post!

Looking for a place to yell about That Old Man (the man or the character tbh)? Look no further! Come join us aboard Izzy’s Revenge (NOT An Intestinal Condition).

No character/ship hate outside of the vent channel (nuanced discussion permitted). Must be 18 years or older to apply. No cops (that means fan-cops too).

It started out as situational. But it might developed into something serious. 

A series of stories featuring Jim and Izzy as a pairing. They are being sexy and sad together. 

jim's little soft expression and also them mouthing the lyrics while izzy sang made me so emotional. jimizzy besties for life i adore them

Assorted JimIzzy Doodles

by FuelForTheFire

What it says on the tin. Some of these will be NSFW, some will be Gen, it’ll just depend really.

Tags will be updated as I go!

Words: 0, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Second Child, Restless Child

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Other

Characters: Israel Hands, Jim Jimenez

Relationships: Israel Hands/Jim Jimenez

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/46129681

[JIM/IZZY + body worship] Izzy casually mentions to Jim that he's trans and Jim is in awe of how he got to look the way he does. Izzy tells them about a potion or whatever that he takes and they want to know more about it so he decides to show them everything it did. Jim loves his body so much, maybe they don't want to look like him too (or maybe they do up to writer tbh) but it's so amazing and beautiful and sexy too how he looks and how he changed his body to look like that.

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Interest check I guess

What if I run an Izzy rarepair kink meme/prompt fest?

Also should "rarepair" in this case include sprizzy/sprigghands or is that not rare enough?

[JIM/IZZY + AFTERCARE] I'd love something where Jim and Izzy have some pretty intense sex/an intense scene and Izzy kinda breaks from it a little, so Jim takes care of him afterwards. Can include more than just Jim, such as Oluwande. Archie, and/or others!

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Sang About in Songs: Izzy/The Crew + Calypso's Birthday Marathon Gang Bang

Okay, so, technically written for my Izzy BINGO square "face fucking" but it ended up not really focusing on that like… much at all, and also I didn't finish it in time and filled that square with a last minute playlist instead.

Summary/Excerpt:

"Ugh," Lucius complains wordlessly, but then, "Wait-" He's off to the left somewhere, no doubt doing some canoodling of his own, the fucking hypocrite, just far enough past John's shoulder that Izzy's peripheral vision can't catch him. And Izzy's not interested in looking away from the hypnotic stroke of Frenchie's fingers up and down his strings, pointless for music, so for now Lucius will stay out of his view. The boy sounds scandalized but very, very happy about it when he demands, "Hang on, was that Izzy?" "Sure was," Frenchie confirms, not looking away from Izzy either. Izzy licks his lips again, more deliberately this time. Frenchie sets aside his lute. "Feeling good, Boss?" "Could feel better," Izzy rasps.

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