Title/Name: Jesus Christ Wojak Series: Chad (Variant) Image by: Unknown Main Tag: Jesus Wojak

maybe read the OP's name before reblogging this?

I think the best way to explain why I like the Night Lords is like this. There's an old joke where someone asks John Lennon at the height of Beatlemania if, since they're the world's most famous band, does that mean Ringo Starr is the best drummer in the world?

And John Lennon says, "Ringo Starr isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles."

Good joke. Everybody laugh.

On paper they're a legion of stealthy goth space vampires. Fantastic.

But trying to be stealthy and goth compared to the Raven Guard or space vampires at the same time as the Blood Angels is just unfortunate. Or, as Konrad says to the homemade meat-Emperor statue in his primarch book:

Imagine what I could have done had you given the same gifts to me? How much more perfect a monster I would have been had the shadows loved me as much as they loved Corax!

I know this is why some people dislike Konrad and the Quiet Bat People generally. Fair enough. But for me, the psychological damage from the insurmountable gap between what they think they are and what they actually are is one of their most entertainingly tragic aspects. Even an absolute chad like Sevatar can't seem to escape it.

Like it says in ADB's trilogy, they wanted to be heroes and look how that turned out.

Being ghosted by a second professor who promised to help me with grad apps within a 2 year span got me like

I just learned that they're making new Chick tracts with a new artist and they are indescribable. Their aesthetic appears to be "a 90s clipart CD-ROM full of Wojak memes"

Is that the fucking Mystery of the Druids face

Are those artifacts or emotion lines. Are these being copy/pasted

Album cover clipart people praying and/or installing a table in a endless white void where a pointy guy with wrinkles is just standing there

He. He is a meme isn't he? That's a meme right. It's at least trying to be meme-y right

It's called Trust The Science & I was guessing it'd be some anti-vax thing but instead it's about a lady (who in a twist turns out to be a doctor too, bc the people at Jack Chick Industries (TM) have begrudgingly accepted lady doctors exist) arguing with a scientist who uses carbon dating on some skeletons about how there were witnesses to Jesus, which also makes the Bible scientific since indirect after-the-fact accounts of eyewitnesses are the same thing as carbon dating, and all the other scientists magically appear in the room and convert on the spot and everyone claps, which is a weirdly low-key and confused story arc for Jack Chick Incorporated Inc. Where's the deranged energy of "Halloween is a cover for human sacrifice" and "D&D is a Satanic plot to teach real magic" and "the Catholic church employs one-eyed Vatican assassins"?

I never thought I'd say this, but I pine for the artistry of Jack Chick

No more posting that fucking wojak format where the correct person is depicted as blonde with blue eyes n a strong jawline jesus christ

(Sending this not out of hate but because it seems like not a lot of people know 😅)

I think the OP of this post you reblogged is a fascist: https://www.tumblr.com/flecks-of-stardust/734354571439243264

Dog whistles to look out for: the image is in the 4chan wojak artstyle, their profile pic is pepe the frog in a clown wig, they have the r slur in their url, and the article they screenshot is unsourced (and innacurate, schools arent going to stop teaching how to read clocks). If you check out their blog, it becomes much more obvious too based on their other takes.

Again, not sending this to call you out but more to educate on 4chan fascist dogwhistles! Stay safe out there!

jesus christ i wasn’t even looking and it’s so obvious once i did. thanks for the heads up

Another transphobic cuck tried to offend me on one of my fanarts again with another shittily drawn Wojak motherfucker get some new material I’m getting bored I can walk into a nursery and have a four year old come up with a better insult than that, you’re wasting your time at least take a fucking improv class jesus christ.

sometimes randomly reminded of the fact that a certain popular horse-headed cartoonist on here is seemingly a liberal christian and incorporates it into his jokes sometimes. and that he also made a joke about the "alexamenos worshipping his god" carving where the original artist is depicted as a crying wojak and alexamenos and the donkey-headed jesus are depicted as chad

everyone who has ever made a picture of jesus as a wojak goes to hell no matter what.

Title/Name: Jesus with long hair and beard Wojak Series: Feels Guy (Variant) Image by: Unknown Main Tag: Jesus Wojak

i wonder how jesus feels abt being made into a wojak

I do think the most ironic part about right wingers lambasting the “degeneration” of art (IE that one dude crying about how art is urinals and not the same statues of Jesus dying over and over again) is how the only contribution to the art world they make are these fuck ass ugly dogshit wojaks that serve no purpose other than to make people angry and soothe their own egos.

love that you not only have an opinion on proper wojak depiction of jesus, but it's also a correct opinion. also highly agree with your criticism of Lewis' hell, it's invented invented to be satisfying to modern sensibilities but runs against what the bible actually says about hell. one can't read the parable of Lazarus and the rich man and conclude that the rich man wants to be there.

i wouldn't necessarily say that the people in the great divorce awnt to be there, but i also wouldn't say the rich man had the option to not be in hell and was choosing not to take it, so your point stands

im still not over how von wagner looks like such a fucking caveman

like jesus christ son he looks like a grug wojak.

the man looks like he was frosted out of the dungeon of doom’s fucking cavern and hump hulk hogan.

what the fuck how does one guy look like that much of a captain caveman jones.