Via Natalie Torres' instagram story (Season 2 - January 10th 2024)
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NEW FROM ME: so i guess i hacked samsung?!
a short bug bounty write up on how i randomly stumbled onto samsung cloud infrastructure
(not an april fools bit)
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jenkins youre an immortal of course you have that
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Source (Season 2 - December 23rd 2023)
dvidjenkins: Grateful for you 2023. Let’s see what fresh trouble awaits in the new year…
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“I’m sorry, sir, you did what?”
“Well yes,” Flynn flapped his hands around as he began to pace, “We couldn’t exactly leave you dead.”
“Do you know how dangerous it is to rewrite history?” Jenkins admonished.
“It worked out,” Eve Baird said from across the table, “Flynn and I are the only ones who even remember anything different.”
“That doesn’t change the fact that you rewrote time,” Jenkins said, “I’m flattered that you would do that much for me but—”
“Look, look, look,” Flynn interrupted. “I think you’re focusing on the wrong thing here. Yes, we— I— rewrote time, but it worked out.”
“Yes, Mr. Carsen,” Jenkins sighed, “it worked out this time. But if you did it again, who knows if it would?”
“I just won’t do it again!”
Jenkins shot Eve a look, “Colonel I would tell you to hold him to it, but you’re just as complicit.”
Eve shrugged, “Ceasing to exist was a risk I was willing to take to get you back.”
Jenkins sighed again, “Just… Don’t mess with time anymore okay?”
“Of course.”
“No promises!”
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The Pay Is Good.
It's Jenkins, the cat who works in an office.
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I don't really care what else is happening, this episode should be about everyone pampering this poor man until he's well again
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