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trashmakerarticle · 6 months

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I keep thinking of tim having rusty bones when he has spent too much time at the bat commuter or smth, he cracks them like he’s a glow stick and everyone is just wondering if he’s bones are okay,

Tim, standing up from the bat computer having his bones crack as he stands: *old man sounds*

Tim, twisting his body in weird ways to crack his bones: *old man noises enhances*

Everyone in the batcave: tim what the fu-

#I just in fact tried to stand up and every bone in my body decided to pop and crack #I felt like a dried leaf getting stepped on #tim drake #Batman #red robin #tim believes that the coffee he drinks will heal his rusting bones #Jason: how are ur bones so bad you’re a vigilante #tim: see you answer that question *starts giving the most bullshit mathematical answer and practical lying out of his ass*#Jason: just drink milk #tim: coffee has milk #bruce wayne #jason todd

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