Prepare for a long post, because I finally finished scrolling through pics on iMDB, like I have to share this with someone 馃槶And yes, I'm gonna talk your ear off, but like how can you not??? Look at all these-
Looking like a hootling or a cat ksjfkdfj 馃槶馃
I posted a snip of this already, I can't get over it 馃槶馃槶 Casually side-eyeing the entire FT13 production, he looks so offended LMAO
I know he's just about to attack, but like HELLO???
Looking like he's about to take a pic of the wilderness around, he's so proud of the forest he protects fr fr <3
Looking like he's getting a migraine from all those people he has to chase 馃様
I just like this pic of Hodder in front of the camera <3
Is this what an existencial crisis looks like?
I'M SORRY
There are also cool, serious ones
And I gotta say, Friday the 13th (2009) went crazy with potential wallpapers
Also
I know it's just a model of his mask, but like 馃き
And now the final part of "my special interest going crazy" post
Here are two instances that I found where Jason Voorhees has his penis mentioned in regards to its large size. The first gif is from Jason X where a man says "he's a big boy" and the woman he is speaking to responds "I bet he's hung like a mammoth".
The second is a clip from Freddy vs Jason where one woman taunts Freddy by saying his "butter knives" are small and that he's compensating for something small between his legs, while she then follows with "Jason has got this big ole thing".
So slasher fuckers start with Jason for a reason, and we always keep coming back for more. He's our collective number one murder husband.