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tecchous-thicc-buttocks · 6 months

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bsd fandom has been SLEEPING on the crazy potential of the government spies. this is unacceptable I will tolerate it no longer.

think about it: the pm was definitely not tachi's first mission as a hunting dog?? (the southern hemisphere doesn't exist in bsd but) if I tell you fukuchi sent him on a mission to south america and his cover was a tango dancer YOU CANNOT TELL ME IM WRONG HE CAN BUST OUT THE MOVES I STG IM NOT DELUSIONAL

ango was investigating some powerful ability user and was sent undercover as a housekeeper in that dude's house. hence, all drawings of ango in a maid outfit are canon, he told me himself actually.

I know 100% rimbaud has a bunch of tattoos under his coat because he was trying to infiltrate some biker gang at some point in his career. he's probably incredibly ripped under his layers of year-round seasonal depression and jackets. don't try to argue with me.

#tango tachi has been living in my head for the past week and I can no longer function as a human being #IMAGINE THOSE HIPS #i'm going insane #alt: belly dancer tachi #I've never seen a male belly dancer irl but but #consider it #CONSIDER IT #he's sent to the middle east to investigate smth and he's got the coins on the hips the wrists the ankles #شيك شاك شوك starts playing #(as a foreigner he'd just look so out of place but shush)#rimbaud has to shave his head due to said biker gang #he's actually just been wearing a wig of his own hair this entire time #rimbaud with a buzz cut??????#and a super heavy french accent while riding harleys in the highways of america yeehaw #bsd spy potential is INSANE #im gonna make this a series i stg #(it's gonna be tachi-centric but who tf cares)#tachi michi spy adventures #trademarking that #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd tachihara #tachihara bsd #ango bsd #bsd ango #rimbaud bsd #bsd rimbaud #bsd hcs #bsd headcanons

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himbionn · 8 days

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Doodles of the boy(s) cause I adore them so 🩷💙

(Fullscreen version of the screenshot redraw below!)

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blaithnne · 2 months

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Oh so I’m supposed to choose one outfit for The Goldie O’Gilt? Get a fucking grip

Meet the Cast!

╰┈➤ Canon ☄. *. ⋆

→ Scrooge McDuff → Matilda McDuff → Hortense McDuff → Jack Duckworth → Bentina Beakley → LÙ Huifen (pre-caseflies) → LÙ Huifen (post-casefiles)

╰┈➤ OCs ☄. *. ⋆

→ Lucrais NicRiada

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#YEAH she doesn’t appear in any sixties flashbacks thwt I remember sooo #outfit design!! from scratch!#ish! they’re actually recreations lol I’ll rb this with my references #I was gonna post her alongside Scrooge but she outshines him so much it’s embarrassing #she’s so fun to draw #btw the middle one is her adventuring outfit #the others are kinda random idk #dress is a formal kinda thing #but not floor length gown kinda formal yk??#anyways I love sixties fashion #and the hair #SUCH amazing silhouettes #the poses are referenced too btw bc those models had rlly good poses for showing off outfits #….obviously #god if there’s one thing I can draw it’s a mf with une shoulder higher than the other and hands on their hips #ah feck she was supposed to have earrings. use your imagination I guess #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #drawing #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #ducktales human au #Goldie o gilt #Goldie O’Gilt #humanisation #gjinka #character design

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fisheito · 5 months

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finally listening to the h-scene audio after 1.5 years on mute

yakumo: gasps and whimpers in the whiniest brokenest way me:

#every time i'm on tumblr i imagine myself in a shared cubicle office space with my fellow bloggers #just typing away and creating our gay little posts #sometimes i'm sitting on an exercise ball instead of a regular chair #bc that's the kind of ~hip~ workplace we're in #occasionally i'll encounter something that forces me to take a break from my station #and my coworkers are all very understanding and supportive #this is one of those times #i excuse myself from my desk and my neighbour nods in sympathy #i'm mad. this is a new precedent. i was never into steppable men. what happened #he stifles his moans and i'm like *CLAW GRIP*#i mean i kept the sound on for events and regular storylines so the game wasn't completely on mute #but i always muted for H scenes bc i had no earphones. and this is a shared house. with very thin walls #plus it's not like i'm one of those mega voice-lovers who can pick out a specific VA from 8km away based on a single grunt #but then i got earphones!! so i was like aight let's see what i'm missing here #omniscient external narrator's voice: uh oh #yakumo

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unhinged-nymph · 5 months

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Thinking about him tonight

#with those fuckin HIPS bro #and the WAIST !!?#I’ll forever be obsessed with bs s2 link #the mustache and clear glasses really does something for me #😮‍💨🥵#also remember when link’s hair wasn’t 5 inches tall lmao #buddy system season 2 #rhett and link #link neal #no like seriously imagine if he did something like this today #we’d fucking lose our damn marbles

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phineas-and-herb · 1 year

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can't stop thinking abt how ferb canonically has incredibly long, willow-y legs and his pants just have an extremely low crotch by design. lil british boy dressin like MC hammer

#do they have drop crotch pants in europe #seems like something the ukranians and maybe persians would be into #but i can't imagine a swiss person or an italian in those pants sksksk #phineas and ferb #pnf #dwampyverse #ferb fletcher #pnf ferb #i checked the low crotch pants wiki and it doesnt mention anything about location so i assume it was written by americans #so idk if these pants are soley an american hip-hop thing but i bet the aussies have em too #seems like the kind of thing aussies would have a ridiculous word for like the way they call flip flops thongs

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ourolite2 · 4 months

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You’re fucking embarrassing. Changing races of characters that have great representation in them and changing them to some random black race. Not everyone has to be fucking black and your blackwashing the shit out of them. If you want a black character, make your own oc. You’re a racist piece of shit, blackwashing characters that don’t need to be. Chongyun’s fucking chinese and your making him rcta by making him Caribbean and bahamian? Embarrassing.

If you want black ppl so much, go fly off to africa and get yourself a black dick there.

bro’s fr in our asks having an aneurysm about a character that is NOT REAL ☠️. crying over a nigga that has a big blue glowing sword… this is genshin bruh… do you understand the concept of r e p r e s e n t a t i o n? only a mf who breathes fan-fiction behaves this way.

btw you can’t be bahamian and caribbean. that’s like saying you’re south american and argentinian… does that make a lick of sense, sweetheart?

secondly, this has nothing to do with africa. the bahamas is NOT located in africa, so pls get your geographical prowess aligned before addressing my friend. also, there’s black dick… everywhere. NOT just in africa. pls be so fr for two seconds. there is also white dick in africa … africa is quite literally racially diverse ☠️

you’re in our asks crying about this when there’s black fanart of an asian character… everywhere. you’re mad at… headcanons… THIS is so embarrassing. needa address that ph balance before me cuh… leman making black hc’s (that aren’t canon btw) isn’t harming anyone but you. yet we’re racist? how? tell me? pls? pretty please 🥹? let me know?

besides, would you rather want us to easily and proudly represent a race that we’re completely familiar with or not? ‘cause it’s very much HARD to write chinese culture without making a mistake, no matter how much research you do. we want to creatively write properly. no one can write a better black character than a black individual.

and with that, we’re officially turning off anonymous asks. i’m not very fond of pussies… anyways, speaking of black ocs, Y’ALL WE GOT MORE OCS OTW ‼️‼️‼️‼️

anyway, moral of the story, 🎶he’s transracial, transracial🎶:

#anyways guys #itto is black and hispanic #kaveh knows so much about african culture and traditions #he even knows much about their traditional architectural house designs #ALHAITHAM LOVES BLACK WOMEN AAAAAAAAAAAA #he also likes hip hop #i mean look at those headphones #nigga listens to beats #cyno is black #that’s it #dehya is also black #not to mention candace #ei has black friends where the FUCK did she get PERIOD from #genshin impact #genshin #genshin imagines

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wanderingaldecaldo · 10 months

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coffee, cigarette, sunshine: breakfast of champions

clothes | mug

One more, just because I liked it, too.

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk 2077 photomode #cyberpunk photomode #videogame photography #valerie vermilion #pretty tame but...#thirsty thursday #think i forgot her hips here 😔#just imagine she's got a little more meat on those legs 🥴#corpo!val #corpo v #fem v #female v #female oc #meluminary mods #lavendar mods

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till-you-scream-and-cry · 9 months

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if i see one more video of Damiano thrusting his hips, i might have to go to the ER

#jk keep it coming #my god this man #i can only imagine what else those hips can do #*dies from horny*#maneskin #måneskin #damiano david

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hecksupremechips · 9 months

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My hot infinity train take is that the only character who actually likes ccj and knows them is Tulip, because she’s one of those nerdy teens who prides themselves on knowing niche rock music instead of trashy pop. Lake is therefore cursed with knowledge of ccj and has a big grudge against them because they do not like dad music and they do everything in their power to never hear a ccj song ever again

#infinity train #i think jesse would like a variety of genres but his favorite wouldnt be dad rock #he might know like one popular ccj song but thats about it #grace didnt get to hear much variety growing up only like classical music and those really obnoxious pop or hip hop remixes they play #in competitive dancing that are just SENSORY OVERLOAD #when she does get a chance to listen to more music she would probably think ccj is lame #simon only listens to edgy 2000s trashy guitar greasy hair music #also side note this is something that means nothing but bugs me a bit #i dont think the other characters would hear train to nowhere and instantly be like OMG ITS JUST LIKE THE TRAIN OMG #unless of course they keep that attitude up with literally every single thing that ever mentions trains #imagine. ‘im gonna take the subway’ ‘THE TRAIN?????🙀🙀🙀🙀’

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ficsforeren · 2 years

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YOU KNOW WHO IT ISSS

I'm the person who rated your Eren's based on their tits, you know what's next

We clapping them cheeks tonight.

College- 7/10 always trying to hide that fatass in sweatpants,, can't hide anything from me

Vampire- 8.5/10 it jiggles when you- nevermind

Mafia- 6/10 above average, already built like the letter P he don't need ass

Secret agent- 7/10 his booty looks especially big in those black trousers like DAYUMM

Rockstar- 6.9/10 i imagine his wife slapped his ass while he was cooking and it made him feel like a housewife LMAO

Knight- 5/10 LISTEN it's small but cute.

Soldier- 100/10 i would like to die by having him sit on my face and suffocate me to death

Himbo- 10/10 on my life this man deserves that good good

Idol- 135142425728281/10 BACKSHOTS BE SOUNDING LIKE THE WW2

ANON YOU ARE INSANE HAHAHAHAAH OH MY GOD ALKSDJFAKLSDJFLK LMAOOOOOOO

#OKAY BUT THIS IS CANON THOOO #IDOL HAVING THE MOST PERFECT ASS YESSSS 💯💯💯💯💯100000000% CANON #also himbo having 10/10 ass yess he's my man let me tap dem cheeks #i'll probably give soldier 7/10 but that's just me #IDOL THOOOOOOO #UGH imagining idol ren in those tight jeans or black leather pants and doing hip thrusts on stage #BYEEEEE #I AM DECEASED #thank you for sharing this with me anon THIS IS GOLDDDDD #I LOVE THIS HAHAHA #kana answers stuff #eren multiverse canon

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lexa-griffins · 1 year

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Have a cheerleader lexa x jock clarke doodle I did a while back. Lexas thighs could crush the skull of a grown man.... or Clarke's, but she'd probably like that

#cheerleader lexa x jock clarke #art tag #i imagine lexa is sitting on the counter #they are waiting for their morning coffee to be done in their underwear #the faces look weird never mind those #but really lexas hips and thighs are driving me a lil insane 😳

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dutybcrne · 1 year

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While he’d had Diluc’s Vision in his care, Kaeya often spoke to it. Updates on how things were going in Mondstadt, on Jean and the Knights, quiet admissions on how much he missed him and hoped he was alright. Demands he come back to Mond alive, if not for the family he’d discarded, if not for the Knights, then for those at the Dawn Winery at the very least. They missed him more than anyone.

Kaeya doubted Diluc could even hear them, but if there was a chance those words could reach him, that Diluc could somehow be reassured through whatever turmoil he was facing in that moment and given some burst of determination to succeed through the worst from them, Kaeya would still ensure not a day went by without speaking to the Vision, conversations scarcely more than two hours apart if he could help it. It was a childish, most likely vain hope, he knew. But nothing and no one, including himself, would ever have been able to curb the habit.

Anything to make sure that Vision never once dulled to emptiness.

#Sb: You two were always so attached at the hip; it must be hard with Master Diluc gone #Kaeya; with the Vision tucked safely in his vest: Haha; what? I don't miss him; I'm relieved he can't fucken NAG me anymore-#hc; kaeya #//Imagine the messes he kept getting himself into if keeping the Vision near kept screwing up with his own Vision usage #//The Pyro IMMEDIATELY reacting to counter his Cryo usage (Kae can't help bitterly think it MEANS something; proof of Diluc's resentment)#//Kaeya simultaneously getting sabotaged by that happening AND his own worries making him sloppy #//Kae making jokes that he's been cursed with bad luck; and damn well KNOWS keeping the Vision so close is only trouble #//But anyone'd have to pry that Pyro Vision from his cold dead hands if he could help it #//When Diluc comes back and Kae HAS to part with the Vision; he can't help feeling lonely again #//Almost misses the damn thing was still on hand to sabotage him #//It's easier dealing with the Vision acting up than having to actually HEAR how much Diluc resents him now (as he thinks he does)#//It certainly was easier to TALK to #//sometimes; he genuinely can't tell if it was more stressful only ever having the Vision to tell if Diluc was alive #//Or being able to see him in person and check on him then #//Letters could only do so much and with only Two he received compared to all those he sent; well; he couldn't trust like that #//But then talking to him after everything is just the Worst because both their guards are up and the ways they deal with it Clash #//Will that stop him? Ofc not #//He can deal with bruised pride and hurt feelings if it means making sure he's still kicking. He owes him that much #//Idk; found this half-written while clearing drafts and A #//Had to finish the thoughts

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clownstho · 1 year

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the only way to get a man out of your system is by drawing his titties

#thoth.art #digital art #artist on tumblr #black artist #sketch #digital painting #half orc #barbarian #Dissiac (OC)#dnd art #i imagine the top of his kilt to be kind of like one of those hip seats for babies #idk if you're familiar with them but they've basically got a seat for you to hip carry babies with #i'm not saying he's carrying babies into battle i'm saying the baby saddle looks like armor #but also he is undeniably a family man. but like in an older brother/son way because this guy? he's like. 19-22ish #consider: the zoomer orc and his concepts of family and what supporting them means #if you know him from the fraud case no you don't because he was found not guilty <3

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theskydoesgreatthingsnow · 1 year

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For all the discourse on Hamiltons portrayal of slave owners and it’s beloved status among weird types of people I think it’s weird to just roll over and cede it as Liberal given the central theme is: That Black and Brown people would be totally justified in violently overthrowing the US government, and doing so would be completely in the spirit of the deified American Revolution.

#this is not a joke I believe this is the major theme of Hamilton #Hamilton justifies armed Revolution as long as it is thoughtful about how hit wants to build the world after #Hamilton frames hip hop and black revolutionaries as keeping in this spirit of totally justified rebellion #say what you will about it’s hagiography monsters or the American Revolution #Hamilton glorifies violently burning down the system and the labor it takes to imagine better futures #that’s not Liberal #it’s not intrinsically leftist #but that’s why people liked it before llm became a Disney product #Hamilton #Lin Manuel Miranda #farmer refuted is in the backdrop of furgeson #LMM is a corny lib #but libs often have socialists in their brain that write for them even if they don’t live those principles

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