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purple-worm · 2 years

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I finished the four episodes of 180-degree Longitude Passes Through Us that are out and I don't think I can contain within me everything this drama has made me feel today.

It's something about how the show is so aware of the space it’s taking. Whether it's in the setting of the house in a quiet village or as a drama that exists in today's reality. Most of the show has been set inside In's house, but there's always an acknowledgment of the village that's beyond. An awareness of the people that live there, a responsibility towards them. It partly comes from its characters (mainly In, who is always 'paying attention' to his surroundings), constantly reminding us of the reality beyond In's house - the produce grown by the farmers around, the creek that the villagers need to cross etc. This also keeps up with In trying to make his point about the world not really belonging to anybody.

Extending this to Wang's perspective: unlike In, Wang's awareness is more about discovery. I'm a sucker for all the shots of the trees, the leaves, the sun that gleamed through them, the shots of his footsteps as he ventured into the woods and potentially changed the course of their lives, all of which adds to his bold and youthful nature. Inthuwat 'meticulously' following his coffee-making ritual spoke experience, while Wang quietly observing him spoke newfound curiosity and awe. He once mentioned that he felt lousy when he saw how careful In was in everything that he did. Couldn't be further from the truth. He may be all over the place with his actions, but damn if he isnt always paying attention to everything/everyone around him. That boy is perceptive to an almost fatal degree. (re: “You don’t like challenges. You only like challenging people” ahh this line said it all)

In contrast, Wang's mother who seems to be absolutely out of touch with reality, or maybe someone who is desperately trying to escape it. Her sense of superiority over creating het lakorns as opposed to (the supposedly mainstream) BL dramas is almost funny because she is a BL drama character herself,,, she is just so unaware of her place. She sounds loud and carefree but it’s evident that she has chosen to live in a bubble that protects her son and herself, but mostly just herself. I pity her. Making her a lakorn director obsessed with romantic fantasies was a genius choice and brings me to how the drama itself is so aware of the space it's taking in the Thai entertainment industry. All of the debate on the escapism that the industry (with its reliance on tropes) provides versus the reality of the modern day. Escapist media isn't a bad thing at all, but of course, a balance in the type of content created is always great. Everything about the show screams an intent to stay grounded in reality.

And while I talk about the awareness of the show's writing, the same can be said about the camera. The shots are able to present us with the histories of the characters. It understands who the characters are at their roots and their relationships with each other, beautifully highlighted by how they've been staged. The cinematography is simply fantastic. It’s rare to have a BL drama that is this assured of how it wants to present itself. The beauty of the shots does not only come from the visual appeal but also in the purpose they fulfill, which is difficult to do for a seemingly simple concept.

Many of its qualities are unlike a thai drama, and this too seems purposeful. But I can't say for sure. I looked up the director/screenwriter - Punnasak Sukee, and turns out he is an acclaimed theatre director, with credits for various plays including Midsummer Night's Dream and the Rocky Horror show, in addition to several original plays (the titles of which sound hella interesting) and this is his only screen credit at all. It explains a lot.

Honestly, I don't know how they plan to lay out the next four episodes. Given the age gap and character dynamics, I'd be surprised if it has a happy ending. I think they're aiming for something bittersweet. It would be fitting. I don't know if it will be satisfying, hurtful, disappointing etc. But I know that I'd still cherish it for the state it exists in currently. Really, the only thing I wish for is for the characters to heal.

I'm nowhere near finished, there's a lot to unpack, but this is already all over the place, and if you've read this far thank you and sorry. I'm just so happy that it exists at all.

#180 degree longitude passes through us #and its awareness #unleashing thisss #meta???#i get that the angst and/or age gap may not be for everyone #but this one may be worth it #the angst comes from several places #the story has so much heart in it #the whole vision is intriguing #and i cant wait it to see it all laid out #and it pains me to see it not being talked about enough #180 degrees longitude between us #GAH im not going to be normal about this NOO #edited for hyperlinking

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snarltoothed · 1 year

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i need to be in a female separatist psych ward but alas they don’t exist! and as such i will continue being a problem

#r #like not taking my dysfunctional ass to any womyns land #but i’m also not taking my traumatized ass to a mixed sex psych ward #however i am ummmmmm unwell and not fit to be in society #i dont even get sad about shit in my life not working out anymore but at this point my anxiety is so so so so bad i can barely function #and ngl im on several medications at once at almost all times which should decrease anxiety and im still anxious #i hate thisss im not even sad or distraught but the suicidal ideation is hiiigh #just bc like ohhh my god i need to endure extreme anxiety in order to just like live a semi normal life #and whoooooo girly i dont know if i can do it over and over for another half dosen decades (if i’m lucky)#if youve read this far sorry firstly lol and secondly dw i am not in immediate danger #like as much as i ever want to it wont be a risk until my mom’s gone #and after that i’ll probably feel like responsible for not leaving my brother alone #ik not as feministe but he is part of her as well #+ he seems not evil somehow because my mother is amazing and unique and also we might all have autism #not that that exempts men from being evil misogynists typically but he didnt/doesnt socialize much outside of family #and my dad is impossible to talk to and he & i fought like hell as kids so my mom was his 1 socialization influence lol

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theghostofwilburtheworm · 2 years

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#girls help i got hyperfixated on a work that got discontinued and didnt got an ending at all

#*falls on knees dramatically* why must this happen to meeee #*shakes my fist to the sky just as dramatically* if theres a god up there why must they punish me like thisss #like you guys dont understand im so [normal] about this work and theres a clifhanger and #I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS akdjsbsnsn #*sobs*#gh0ost txt

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voidcoretxt · 7 months

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alice isnt dead is so good what the fuck.

#there was. a reveal #im so normal about thisss. i love mysteries so much #just when i thought i was starting to understand what the hell is going on this happens. lets go #voidcore.txt

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6ix9inewiturmom · 27 days

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Wet Dreamz - Matt Sturniolo

Summary: based off the song wet dreamz by J. Cole idk if you need a summary just listen to the song :) takes place in matt’s pov the entire story!!

Warnings: Smut, masterbation,loss of virginity, Highschool matt (he’s 18)x 18yr old, POC!Reader

A/n: i was listening to this song and i immediately thought of matt, cause chris wouldn’t be nervous, matt would be! TELL ME HOW YALL LIKE THISSS!!

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“First time, she was in my math class, Long hair, brown skin with the fat ass”

Today was a normal day in mrs.Melvins math class, i walk in to my assigned seat in the back of the class, that’s when i noticed the seat next to mine that was usally empty had the most beautiful woman in it.

“hi! i’m Y/N! i just moved here from California!”

her words were like serotonin for me, she had the biggest smile on her face when i sat down next to her, she was fucking beautiful. a literal goddess sent from god himself. i had to know her.

“hey! i’m uh im matt! i uh live here.. but you probably knew that considering i go to school here…” fuck matthew you’re an idiot.. she knows you fucking live here how stupid could you be.

she giggles “you’re funny, matt”

i was caught by surprise by her complement, i was a total fool and she thought i was funny?

“oh i um.. thank you” i return her smile nervously

“mr.sturniolo and ms.Y/L/N, continue talking and i’ll separate you” Mrs. Melvin Spoke harshly, we both looked at each other and smiles.

“Sat beside me, used to laugh, had mad jokes The teacher always got mad, so we passed notes”

“is she always this mean? lol” Y/N’s note she passed me read as she pretended to pay attention with a cute cheeky smile on her lips, her plump lips, fuck matt you’re staring. i quickly turned away and wrote the note back to her.

“never to me, i happen to be her favorite you know” with a little winky face written next to it i pass the note back and she opens it and grins at me and playfully rolls her eyes.

our note passing lasted the rest of class, we weren’t even paying attention to Mrs.Melvin’s class, i can’t even remember what the lesson was about, i couldn’t get her out of my head.

“It started off so innocent She had a vibe and i started diggin' it, uh I was a youngin, straight crushin', tryna play the shit cool”

she always kept lookin at me with those sweet innocent eyes, with a beautiful smile on her face, her dimples on her cheeks every time she smiles at me. i need her in every way possible. i’ve never been in love this deep before. i’m so whipped and obsessed and i haven’t even hung out with her besides school.

“But i couldn't wait to get to school cause when I seen Them thighs on her and them hips on her and them lips on her Got me daydreamin', man, what”

the day ended and as i was driving my brothers home, not even paying attention to nick and chris arguing over little shit i didn’t even care to know about, all i was thinking about was her. my thoughts were interrupted by chris screaming in my ear

“MATTHEW… HELLO?!” chris yelled

“hm? what” i respond

“who’s got you so wrapped up in thought” nick uses his index finger to poke my shoulder

“no one, fuck off im just tired” i roll my eyes and continue to drive home

“I'm thinkin' how she rides on it, if she sits on it, if she licks on it”

As i got home the only thing i could fucking imagine is her beautiful plump lips on my cock, sucking me off and cumming on her beautiful face. i can feel the growing aching pain of a boner in my jeans as i’m laying in bed.

i slowly removed my pants and pull out my aching cock and start stroking up and down and immediately start groaning and rolling my eyes back in the back of my head.

“mmf, fuckkk Y/N” a small whimper leaves my lips as my cock starts twitching in my own hand imagining that it was her hand stroking my dick, cum shoots out of me spilling all over my hand and a loud groan comes out of my mouth.

“as time goes by Attractions gettin' deep and Wet dreamin', thinkin' that I'm smashin' but I'm sleepin', I want it bad And I ain't never been obsessed before”

i woke up with a huge wet stain in my underwear and on my sleep pants from my cum staining as i dreamt about her moaning and whimpering underneath me, me making her cum all over my dick, watching her legs shake from my dick sliding in and out of her repeatedly, her screaming my name over and over again, wishing i could just pound my cock

“FUCK” i groan loudly. i should be embarrassed im having wet dreams about this girl. i need to straighten up before i fuck this up.

“She wrote a note that said, “You ever had sex before?” Damn…”

i stopped in my tracks reading this, i looked over at her smiling up at mrs.marvins math class acting as if she’s “paying attention” with her innocent eyes and innocent smile. i wasn’t about to tell her i was a virgin. out of all the guys here in this school, me? i mean ive had a girlfriend but normally the girls go for chris, never me.

“I wrote back and said "Of course I had sex before," knowin' I was frontin' I said, "I'm like a pro, baby," knowin' I was stuntin But if I told the truth, I knew that I'd get played out, son Hadn't been in pussy since the day I came out one”

fuck, matt you’re so stupid, i fuckin hope she ain’t suspect i’m a virgin… i slid the note back to her with a soft smile on my face with panic on the inside of myself.

she smiles at my note and giving me a small wink before picking up her pink pen and writing something down and smiling and shooting me a wink before passing it back to me.

“She don't know that, so she done wrote back and told me "Oh, you a pro, homie? Well, I want you to show me My mama gone for the weekend So Saturday, baby, we can get to freakin'." That's when my heart start racin' and my body start sweatin'”

my fingers that are wrapped around my pencil were tapping my pencil on my desk nervously, there’s no way this is real… Y/N? me? no fuckin way… i’m prayin i don’t wake up from this dream if this is real.

i had to play this cool.

‘don’t fuck this up matthew’ was the only thing repeating in my head.

“i wrote back like "Yeah, baby, sound like a plan." Still tryna play it cool, sound like the man But I was scared to death, my stomach turnin' Talkin' shit, knowin' damn well I was a virgin, fuck”

the boner being restrained from my jeans is making me hard to focus, hard to breathe, i can’t even think of anything else other then how she looks beneath me making every sound escape her mouth because of me, because of my dick, but fuck she gonna find out i’m a virgin eventually.

“Yeah, you know that feelin' when you Know you finna bone for the first time? I'm hopin' that she won't notice it's my first time I'm hopin' that my shit is big enough to fuck wit' And most of all I'm prayin', "God, don't let me bust quick" I'm watchin' pornos, tryna see just how to stroke right Practice puttin' condoms on-how it go? Right”

i’ve been sitting in my room for about 4 hours trying to put some condoms on right, watching every porn video that was on the feed, trying to figure out positions, how to thrust my hips the right way, how to eat pussy, how to do everything right so she don’t suspect i’m a virgin, man i really want this to go well.

“yo bro you’ve been in there for fucking ever are you ever coming out” chris yells on the other side of my locked door.

“i just wanted a nap with no interruptions leave me alone” i lie with my dick in one hand and my phone in the other hand.

ive been at this for hours. i can’t fuck this up. i don’t want her to have a fake orgasm with me, that would be embarrassing as hell, i need this to be better then good for her. i can’t duck this up.

“I'm in her crib, now a palm sweatin' With a pocket full of rubbers and an erection”

“hi matty” she opens the door for me and smiles

“hi Y/N” i smile back at her walking in.

she takes my hand and drags me to her room decorated in her favorite artist and her favorite books sitting so perfectly on her bookshelf.

she pushes me down on her bed that was freshly made up and smelled like her, she straddles me sitting directly on my hard cock.

“you’re so beautiful” i smile looking up at her laying over me

she giggles “thank you”

she leans in and kisses me passionately, i use my hand and rub her thigh and squeeze a little before moving up to her hips and moving them hips looking for some sort of friction on my pressing hard cock.

“That's when my hands start touchin' and her face start blushin' And i roll over on top and then she Get my pants unbuckled and her hands start rubbin”

i softly groan at her hands now rubbing up and down on my cock with a smile on her face

“fuckkk Y/N” i grin

she smiles so innocently looking up at me with lust and excitement in her eyes. man i could bust like this. so fucking quick.

“it's time for action Pull out the condoms real smooth, yeah, just how I practiced But right before I put it in, she flinched and grabbed it and said "I wanna get somethin' off my mental I can tell you're a pro, but baby, be gentle, ‘cause—"

i was in utter shock, she was a virgin too? no fuckin way, i smile down at her and nod as i slowly push my cock in her tight hole

“god damn ma, you are so fuckin tight” i groan softly in her ear

“mpfh- matt please move” she says in a whimper almost

i slowly start thrusting in and out of her and a slight faster pace and holy fuck i’ve never been in this amount of pleasure before. i was in a state of euphoria

my pace quickens and i start groaning uncontrollably in her ear as she moans in mine

“matt im close” she whispers out with a loud pornographic moan as she releases all over my cock creating a ring around the base of my cock.

“fuck me too” my thrusts become sloppy as i pull out and finish in the condom.

we both crash besides each other and she looks at me and smiles with her deep brown eyes, i can’t lie to her anymore.

“can i be honest about something Y/N?” i say softly turning over on my side to look at her.

she turns over to her side so we’re facing each other “i mean you just took my virginity so you can say anything matt” she smiles

“good cause i ain’t never did this before…” i smile softly hopelessly panicking on the inside scared she might get mad.

she smiles at me softly and kisses my lips and i smile into her lips.

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A/N pt 2 SO HERES THIS!!! LEMME KNOW HOW YALL LIKE IT! tysm to @ribread03 FOR HELPING ME OUT ON THIS ONE! ENJOY!!!

#Spotify #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo smut #sturniolo x reader #the sturniolo triplets #sturniolo triplets

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honakito · 2 months

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hiiiii😁 idk of yours request is open but i wanted to ask for a mmj! reader x akito😞 hope youre okay with thisss, bye kisses and hugs 🫶😊

-⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀MORE , MORE ⠀⠀⠀. . . ⠀⠀⠀more more JUMP !

authors babbles . . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀i freaking LOVE THIS ! !

MORE! MORE! - prod. honakito

posted as : request

chars : s. akito

type : x g/n ! reader

scenario : akito with an idol (specifically more more jump) reader ( headcanons )

taglist : @finanah ( ask to be added )

affiliated with : @virtualbookstore

notes : OH MH GOD i am SO SORRY for dipping this whole month and not doing this request sooner you probably forgot about it hhh,,,… no joke i was procrastinating this whole month since i am signed up for the math olympics ( i got a 20/28 at the local phase and now im in for the city phase) then i also have national phase if i qualify so requests are gonna take much longer… but still THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REQUESTHING THIS AAA!! AND AGAIN IM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG

notes 2 : so im actually working on a canon character only series. the only thing ill reveal about it is that it is a crossover with one of my current hyperfixations (they go brrr brrr brbrbr) so mist of my attention will be focused on it (requests will take longer in this case) and other shit BUT!!! ill alao try to finish the masterlists befpre my blog gets bigger so it is easier for me to arrange shit YKNOW ,,, and also the last time i posted here i barely got any REACH. like it was embarrassing omfg i dont want that to happen again so this is probably why i was hesitant on posting again but were cool gang ,, and i aslo have to revamp most of my posts kms

date : 26 / 02 / 24 - 10 / 03 / 24

well , he doesnt really care.

wait , what?

dont get him wrong , tho! when he first found out you were also interested in the music field , he was ecstatic in his own way. so , he asked some questions.

to realize youre the fifth member of ‘ MORE MORE JUMP! ‘ tho? that was a shocker! he never really put the puzzle pieces together.

not because he isnt capable of doing so , he just doesnt really.. care, about idol groups. it was never akitos type of music genre.

sure , he saw a few posters here and there , but never observed them as a whole. the only one he recognized on those was airi , because of enas childhood friendship with her.

and when you first came to kamiyama , he never really eavesdropped on any conversations about you. wasnt that normal? for everyone to talk about the new student! why was he the only one that didnt know you were a known idol?

isnt that a good thing , tho?

because akito didnt know of your passion , you saw right through him that this is actually how he feels. figured out that he saw you as an average human being , and not someone you only see on the outside , on a screen.

you were more glad for his oblivion , rather than mad.

but back on topic.

for a little while , he didnt know. but after? he seemed more cautious for you.

he knows the things you have to go through in the idol industry — he isnt stupid.

so for your sake , hes more supportive.

youll never notice it , but he will watch each and every livestream your group will hold after finding out. ofcourse , on a whole different account , while hes alone — he does not need teasing from neither you , mizuki , ena or an.

and the same goes for your social media posts , he always tries to be the first one to like.

also pay close attention to his playlist — suddenly , a few of ‘ MORE MORE JUMP! ‘ s songs are there! but not the whole discography , hes still getting accommodated with the genre.

so after a while — he gets comfortable.

hell always show up to the shows you will host. at first , he will seat in the back , so you dont notice him. but with a little bit of time , you will always spot him easily in the front rows , but he has too much pride to admit it. half of it , he will say ena dragged him with her. but what about the times he shows up alone? when theres no big sister , or no extra ticket from kohane?

if you figure it out tho , hed gladly accept any ticket you give him. doesnt matter if general or backstage access — your performances are moments that he holds close to him , outside of RAD WEEKEND.

and even if it seems like he doesnt care — he will always cheer on you from the sidelines.

begging the x reader gods to show this under the tag this time

div. arent mine ; please do not use my work for own uses , includes : reposting and claiming as their own , heavily inspiring off a long term fanfiction , etc , etc .

#written : surpassed angelic #virtualnetwork #project sekai #pjsk #pjsk x reader #akito shinonome #akito shinonome x reader #x reader #akito vbs

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magicaldreamfox1 · 5 months

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you talked about headcanoning Pete as greysexual and i would still love to know your thoughts—of course only if you want to share 👀

hi hello !!!

thank u for reminding me bc. i forgor 💀

this hc has actually become very dear to me i think i unintentionally always write pete as very greysexual-coded so im very happy to talk abt it

ofc this is just my opinion so pls leave the pitchforks at home thank u <3

so okay listen. i respect the asexual pete hc ofc but personally i just don't see it. like to me for me in my personal opinion that ep 12 sex scene esp the scene leading up to it like yeah no that was sexual attraction. to me for me in my personal opinion

as for demisexual pete i see where people are coming from but the thing is. that doesn't really make sense to me for me in my personal opinion? in the context of ep 12 sexual attraction gate. bc at that point yeah they bonded but like it's not this strong emotional bond? after all like. they've Known capital k eo for like 2 days and they've really only been properly around eo for abt a week or so. and while they've ofc bonded it seems a lot more fragile to me for me in my personal opinion. so considering that a demisexual person may onl, feel sexual attraction after establishing a strong emotional bond with another person i feel like that's not the case here? if all that makes sense. to me personally in my personal opinion

and i was thinking abt it with a friend and i realised actually. to me. for me in my personal opinion. greysexual pete actually makes so much sense?

bc listen. pete not really experiencing much sexual attraction. going abt his life being a good bodyguard doing pete things. and then boom enter vegas and suddenly he's experiencing all this sexual attraction he rarely ever felt before??? and since it's being reciprocated and they're actually doing smthg with it it's just a lot for him to handle.

i just love the idea of pete being like this being normal and not being horny for people all the time shit is EASY. im getting such a good grade in not desiring people 👍 uh oh what was that

and not really knowing how to handle it all bc it's never been this strong !! he's never felt like this before !!! he worked so hard not to look at all these desires !!!!

overall i think when it comes to these headcanons it's kinda boils down to the same thing just approached from different perspectives. and they're all fun!

and the bestie i discussed this with also made this great point shoutout to them <333

so i just think it's more interesting (for me personally in my personal opinion) to think of pete as experiencing sexual attraction the same way other (allo) people do (just way less often) while also being severely repressed bc it gives him the chance to be left reeling by the intensity of his attraction to vegas as all the desires he had hidden away all these years are brought out of him. and also the chance for pete to discover that with all this sexual attraction comes one hell of a libido

anyway thanks for asking me abt thisss i feel like this was not a coherent explanation but it makes sense in my mind 😔🙏

support the greysexual pete agenda 👍 we have. these memes i made ↓

#i think this doesn't make sense but thank u for hearing me out anyways !#it's very fun to talk abt !#im too scared to tag this #pete #will have to suffice #asks

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sh4d0w-gl · 11 months

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GENERATION LOSS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

THIS IS HISTORICALLY MONUMENTAL

A MASTERPIECE

A GOD DAMN MAGNUM OPUS

Ranboo and Team you have OUTDONE yourselves

IM SO PROUDD AHHH IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THISSS

#generation loss #ranboo #genloss #newtz natters #OMG AHHHHHH #SUNDAY 28TH EP 3 GENLOSS #IM SO EXCITED #WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH IM HYPED FOR THIS #IM STIMMING SO HARD DAMN IT

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mummer · 3 years

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i love it when the jnsas and jneryses get into their little catfights because first of all The girls are fiiiighhhhhtttiiiinnnggggg!!!!!! second of all he’s dead. he’s a zombie. he’s five hundred bajillion miles away from both of them. he hasnt shared a single scene with either of them and did i mention that he’s dead

#you think either of them would be down to romance a whole zombie? a fucking zombie?#and like. they dont have a dynamic. because they havent. met #you’re just talking about the fake books you made up in your head!#damn girls you live like this?#it’s entertaining. it’s freak on freak crime #wow i really dont respect any of you people ❤️#im so mad because its such a braindead way to think about jon like i KNOW none of u understand him..........#he isnt a stark he isnt a targ he’s a snow he’s a fucking snow he’s a WILDLING and a watchman #and he doesnt even NEED another romantic arc and truly i dont think he’ll get one!#aaaaaaaaaarrrrggggghghgghg ok im normal #and honestly u guys are so fcking boring why dont you think about jon emboying the hegelian dialectic and maybe you’ll calm down #edit lmaooo why did u guys rb thisss 😭😭😭 theyre gonna be mad at me

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kazoohaa · 2 years

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Hello! I saw you are writing for tot and idk if u are still accepting requests if you do can u do please a headcanon or whatever u want about tot men having a s/o who is a hikikomori(someone who never leaves home and just watch play video games and stuff) always trying their best to stay at home and avoid getting outside at any cost to the point they work online XD if you are not accepting requests please ignore and and sorry ╥﹏╥

𝐇𝐈𝐊𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈 𝐒/𝐎. tears of themis

— notes. this just ended up becoming mostly about what kind of games theyd like to play with you im sorry 😭

— details. artem wing, marius von hagen, vyn richter, luke pearce x gn!reader (separate). fluff.

LIBRA ;

he really doesn't mind that much, as long as you're still keeping getting your work done while keeping yourself healthy and getting a good amount of sleep in between!

well, he isn't really one to talk for the 'sleep' part, but...

yeah.

artem makes you food every day, and it is absolute heaven

his cooking is literally the best. it's so perfectly-made, to the last little detail, and it has the taste of home in it.

he makes sure that he makes different dishes every time, so that you won't get tired of having the same kind of thing over and over again. though he wouldn't mind if you wanted him to cook the same thing a few times because you like it!

he also keeps watch on how healthy each dish he makes is, he can't have the both of you eating primarily unhealthy things! the things he cooks will have a nice healthy balance.

helps you organise a daily schedule, so that you have enough time to do normal daily activities, get your work done, as well as have time to check in on all of your games. you can definitely trust artem with this one, he'll get you a good schedule so everything you need to do fits.

doesn't really understand whatever's happening in your games and doesn't know the controls at all, so he'll prefer to watch you play instead, even though he has little to no idea about what's happening.

he doesn't seem like the type, but you should introduce him to games like animal jam. he'll feel really childish and embarrassed because he actually somewhat enjoys it. it's absolutely hilarious, though. he's also like, the champion of playing checkers on animal jam. poor twelvies getting absolutely destroyed by a senior attorney on a kids game.

KING ;

will buy you the latest gaming consoles and any new games you want

oh? a new game came out and your eyes lingered on the advertisement for a few seconds longer than usual? consider the game yours!

he will absolutely spoil you

dude he might even buy the whole-ass company which makes the games

watch out, nintendo/playstation, marius von hagen is coming for you /j

it would be really nice if the two of you could go out someplace like an arcade or an amusement park together, but if you want to stay inside, that's fine! he can keep you to himself then >:)

will occasionally get jealous of how you give lots of attention to your games!! pay attention to him too, please, [name]-saaan! you can't just leave him alone like thisss! :(

plays some games with you, too. he usually likes the battle ones. the ones that take longer time or lots of effort like strategy games don't interest him that much, but if you want to play it with him, he isn't complaining.

claims he's the best at mario cart and then will sob when you absolutely destroy him /hj

oh my god, play fireboy and watergirl with him

the nostalgia

the two of you will rage when you don't get the achievement for completing the level within the time minute. this game is so unfair! do they expect you to finish the level in 30 seconds or less?! that's impossible >:(

ADJUDICATOR ;

like artem, vyn also helps you properly sort your time so that you're also getting exercise and staying healthy

and hey he's also your therapist for free

isn't the type of person to be interested in video games, but likes it when he's listening to you ramble about your favourite games, the features, the characters, everything.

the thing that interests him the most out of your games is the lore behind some of them. some can actually get really interesting. do explain the complicated lore to him, he won't care if the two of you will have to sit there for hours listening to your long-winded explanation about the history of the game's world.

he's pretty much the opposite of marius; he likes strategy games a lot (obviously, it's vyn richter we're talking about here—) and he doesn't like the ones which are battle-focused or things like racing games. if you want to play mario kart or super smash bros a few times, though, he'll indulge you.

RAVEN ;

WOO HE HAS A BUDDY TO GAME WITH!

get ready to play through his wide collection of games he's collected over the years, trying everything out on each different console he has!

he'll sometimes manage to convince you to go outside from time to time, like treating you to lunch or dinner or visiting an arcade or something

he'll sometimes arrange escape rooms inside your or his house, to get your brains thinking and also to get you to have some sort of physical activity

really loves puzzle games. there's one which he particularly likes, it's called "the room", and he's bought all the different versions of it.

if you don't know what this game is, it's basically where you have to try and unlock these complicated puzzle boxes. sometimes you can explore the rooms because there are some things in there which you have to solve first in order to unlock the mystery

it's taken me absolutely forever to do just two puzzles in the first one, but i feel like with luke's big brain he'll absolutely speed through the whole thing faster than sonic the hedgehog

he likes to play it with you, because two brains are better than one! so together, you'll try to solve the puzzle boxes in record time.

yeah, you two have a speedrun record on this game.

#🗒 . writing #💌 . mail #tears of themis #tot #tears of themis x reader #artem wing #marius von hagen #vyn richter #luke pearce #tot artem #tot marius #tot vyn #tot luke

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loveonarooftop · 4 years

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#anyway im scared that i made a mistake while sending my application to uni and i could easily email them and ask about it but that also #scares me so ill sit here and suffer untill they post the names on their website #why am i like thisss hdbdhdhd #i literally said to myself that im gonna be normal from now on and yet #hxhdhdjdjd

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markets · 2 years

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my cousin made me read the new dork diaries books And Srsly i could write an essay on the fall from grace that dork diaries had esp[ecially when compared to diary of a wimpy kid bc like i bett i could pick up one of the new wimpy kid books and still like it if not just as much as i did when i was like 8 then still a fair amount but present day nikki maxwell makes me want to stick a shotgun in my mouth. the appeal of dork diaries tto me as a kid was that she was this normal girl who was kind of a loser and had the odds stacked against her at this fancy school but still had friends and a semihappy ending most of the time like i could relate to her. diary of a wimpy kid was similar in some ways too Except greg was significantly cuntier (sorry) and also a boy. but over the years diary of a wimpy kid took away every single accomplishment of greg's in a funny way (like in the valentines day one where he lost the girl bc he thought she had chicken pox). he never gets a super happy ending but i never like grieved for him or anything as a kid. it wass always funny and kept him a normal kid i could relate to, made him a blank slate for whatever adventure hed have in the next book. meanwhile, over the years dork diaries has given nikki TOO much. a tv show a band the guy shes been chasing after the mean girl leaving the school (Literally the worstttt fucking writing decision ever btw.why would you take out your MAIN ANTAGONIST for no reason). and it never takes anything away so not only does this make the author have to make up somme totally mundane problems to fill pages (like in the birthday book where she complains about her parents not giving her a $500 party) it also just makes her not relatable to anyone at all. the most poignant example of this is like Ok do u guys remember in the first book when shes talking about how she is not the stereotypical girl who lays in bed writing about her hot boyfriend in her diary and eating chocolates. well guess what she does in book 13. iknow its a kids series not fine liiterature BUT IM SICK OF THISSS Like they massacred my childhood losergirl she was the blueprint for this blog and they took out her heart and soul. at least we still have mackenzie hollister Bc the book where she stole nikkis diary and wrote about her richgirl problems was the most interesting of the recent ones

#angiemarkets.txt

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stumacherstan · 4 years

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Hey if youre still taking monster requests, can we get a orc x reader where the reader is either a kumiho, a nixie, or a naga? Sorry if not and thank you if you can!

Orc x naga!Reader One-shot:

The forest was beautiful was as always. The lights scattered in between the trees. The birds were singing their melody to soothe any wandered and the inhabitants of the land. The sweet smell of trees and and suffocating pollin.

A loud booming of a newcomer disrupted the peace. The tall orc panted as he was running through the trees, as if he was escaping something. Orcs are usually strong and feared, hardly anyone tries to attack them. However if a group of people are rallied up, people tend to gang up. And unfortunately Orc’s tusks sell high in black markets.

The muscular orc, Wraog, was trying to lose the people behind him. He was just trying to get the next closest village for his people who need a certain plant to heal the ongoing sickness that was going on. He was already tired of 3 days of walking and didn’t have the strength to fight off a group of mages. Wraog was slowly getting lost himself, forgetting trees and saw himself trapped between wilderness and a cave.

“You’re trapped now Orc, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.” A sleazy voice called out to him, almost too smug for comfort.

“It doesn’t matter really, we’ll try to make it painless. Choose the easy way.” Another light aired voice, as if they weren’t going to saw off his tusks and cut his hair.

Wraog saw 3 other people emerge and he didn’t know how big the cave was. He quickly grabbed his dagger and got into a fighting position. “You can try it, but I won’t go down without a fight.”

“Ah so the hard way it is, I was hoping for this. I was getting bored of easy targets.” The once again annoying sleazy voice said.

Meanwhile, you were napping in your cave. A whole day of picking herbs for your tea and drinking in the sunlight on top of your cave. It was a productive day and you fed a couple days ago. Life was great. Peace was yours. Then it wasn’t.

You felt the ground beneath you tremor which woke you up from your slumber. You groaned and strained your ears to detect anything. You heard voices and curiosity was caught on the hook. You slowly slithered out, but not enough to be seen, to see what was going on. You cringed at the whole commotion, lowlife hunters ganging up on another victim. You hated weaklings that felt hunting in numbers were better.

You saw the whole fight go down and the orc was slowly losing no matter how much he countered. You normally didn’t care too much about others, as you only had to take care of yourself to survive. But they were on your territory and you had time to spare.

You quickly striked out and grabbed one with your tail and slammed them down on the dirt. You grabbed one that was on the orc’s back and bit into his arm, ejecting some venom that was gonna hurt for weeks. “You’re all dissssturbing my sssssleep!” You hissed out.

“Holy shit, a naga. We’re in luck! Get them!”

However they were outnumbered by the strength of an awoken naga and an orc. You both quickly defeated them. They had to run off with their numbers dwindled.

You spit on the dead and shook your head. “I hate mages. Little shitheadssss.” You looked up at the slightly beat up Orc. “I don’t really care in particular, but are you okay?”

Wraog’s legs shook and he fell onto the floor, clearly tired. As any normal being would after trying to fight off five mages by themselves.

“Hey! Get up!!” You shouted at him. You poked his side and groaned. “I guess I’ll take care of you,” you grumbled. You heaved and grabbed him by the legs, you started trudging in your cave. “By the stars, you’re so,,, heavy!”

You finally got him inside and wiped your forehead if any sweat. You got a rag and wet it with well water and cleaned his dirtied faced, rinsed the rag in a bucket, and soaked it in clean water once again. “You poor thing, never seen a orc almost be defeated.” You uttered softly as you placed the wet rag on his forehead.

You quickly cleaned up any of his wounds and fed the starving fire in your cave. You checked him once again just to make sure there wasn’t any other harm done and went into your corner of bedding to pick out a warm blanket to put over him. “Sleep well big one.”

Wraog’s purple eyes burst open. A wonderful smell of stew lowed into his nostrils like a sweet dance. He groaned as he sat up. “Where am I?” The slightly moist rag fell onto his lap, he picked it up and inspected it.

“A ssssimple thank you would ssssuffice,” you answered. You stirred the cauldron and added little pinches of seasoning. It was already done but you were adding finishing touches.

“Oh, you’re the one who helped me.” His eyes traveled down to your tail and widened in surprises. Usually Nagas were selfish creatures and kept to themselves. “Thank you very much, I’m Wraog.”

“I’m (Y/N).” You got out a bowl. “It was really no problem, someone had to teach those poachers a lesson at some point.” You poured the stew into a bowl and handed it to him as well as a glass of water.

He sloppily smiled at you, tusks in the way and all, and grabbed the bowl and glass. “I very much appreciate this.” He slowly ate since he wanted to savor it.

“May I asssk why you were in the foressst?”

“I was trying to get to the next village as mine own has been struck by a sickness. I don’t know the herbs name but I have the notes as to what it is, I was seeking help before I got ambushed.” Wraog wiped his mouth of any excess. “This is really good.”

It wasn’t your place, and you didn’t really care about his people. But you kept getting reeled in. “How bad is the illness?” You noted that he complimented your food. A very respectful orc.

“None of the witch doctors can help without the herb. It’s slowly spreading and getting worse. I hate seeing my people get quarantined.” Wraog looked down. “I hope I can heal soon so I can stop bothering me. You’ve done so much for me already.”

like most nagas, you couldn’t really express emotions well. “Well that sssucksss, let me see your list. Maybe I could be of sssome assssitance sssso you can leave ssssooner. Let me see your notessss.” You stuck out your hand patiently.

Wraog’s eyes lit up like a puppy, excited and cute. “Really? This means so much, I’ll make sure to never bother you again.” He dug his big hands into his pockets and pulled out a small black book. “It’s right here.” He flipped to the page and handed it to you.

You read through everything, your tails tip sticking around impatiently as you drank in the information. “I know what herb thisss isss, I don’t ussse it often unlessss I’m ssssick as well. A very good rememdy that helps. I have ssssome and know where to fetch ssssome more.” You glanced at him then looked away. “You can sssstay here, don’t make too much of a messss.”

“Isn’t it too dark by now? Shouldn’t you also rest after fighting?” Wraog cocked his head like a concerned dog. “Don’t overwhelm yourself.”

Your stomach fluttered but you clicked your tongue in annoyance as to not show your true feelings. “Then I’ll go out in the morning if that’ll ssssoothe you, I don’t want you messsing up your ssstitchessss like the big oaf you are.” You quickly served yourself and ate it delicately.

Wraog wasn’t use to silence, he was use to boasting and chatters filling up the air. He looked around your cave that was big enough for him and you. “Very homey. Suits you.”

You raised an eyebrow. Ah orcs, always the talkative ones. “Thank you.”

Wraog nervously chewed on his lip, he hated awkward silences. He could talk on forever. “Your scales are also very beautiful! Hard to believe you live alone with your beauty.” The word vomit came out and his green face exploded into a darker shade.

Your tail stopped rattling and your ears once again heated up. You coughed awkwardly, trying to make sense of the scene. “I, I choose to live alone. Male nagassss are too ignorant for my liking. No point of mating with sssomeone who I won’t enjoy ssspending time with. What about you? A mate?” You inquired, not because you wanted to pursue. It was just a curious thing seeing it was brought up.

“Ah I see, a beauty against the world. No wonder, I wouldn’t have expected you to be mateless but by choice makes more sense,” Wraog warmly smiled, “I don’t have a partner either. Haven’t found anyone specifically who’s peaked my interests.”

You decided to flirt a little, “I wouldn’t expect a handsome sssweet orc like you to be sssingle. I’m sure you have the ladiesss lining up.”

Wraog felt his heart beat a little faster. “Not normally or maybe Im oblivious to it.” He accidentally yawned, killing the mood.

“Well-“ You grabbed his empty bowl and cup, “I sssuppose it’s time for us to sleep. I gotta get up early to fetch your herbs. Rest well Wraog.” You coiled up in your comfy corner with pillows and blankets and fell asleep peacefully.

Wraog had a more difficulty falling asleep, he couldn’t help be marveled by you. A sweet beautiful naga out here by themselves? You were sweet and sour and it certainly peaked his interests. His eyes wandered all over your form till he himself fell asleep.

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The next morning, you stretched and cracked any stiff bones. You looked to see Wraog sleeping and smiled softly. You quietly slithered to him and looked at his face with deeper insight. You noticed how his look hair draped over him with delicacy, how he breathed heavily due to tusks being in the way, how sharp his tusks were, and how he just seemed at peace. Your hand swiftly caressed him before you giggled and left the cave by yourself with a basket.

You inhaled the sweet air and listened to the birds sing their song. You looked for the sweet purple and orange plant that could help save his village. You went by the river that held the most of the herb. You carefully picked them without cutting yourself on the prickly thorns at the bottom and laid it down in your basket. You repeated this action until your basket was full and made your own way home.

Wraog had woke up and sat up rather quickly when he saw you were gone. “They’ve gone out to get the herb, right.” He told himself. He tried to make himself busy as by making some breakfast, although he wasn’t sure what you liked or where most of your utensils were.

Still, Wraog tried his best. He carefully broke the eggs and beated the yolk and poured into the skillet. He added salt and pepper and left it to sit. He started on the small rations of the mysterious meat, he tried not to think about it. He cut it into pieces and mixed it with the eggs and folded the eggs with meat inside. Wraog was sure to add spices and although he was confident it tasted good, but it didn’t look appealing. Your food looked appealing and his looked like a mess.

He carefully scooped portions out in your bowl and his bowl. He poured water for both of your cups. Wraog decided to be cute and go outside and pick some bright (colored) flowers that matched your tail. He put in the middle of the table. “Damn, I’m stupid. I don’t know when they’re getting back.”

“I’m back?” You declared. You raised your eyebrow to the messy breakfast before you. “I see that you prepared food for the both of us, thank you.” You set your basket down and coiled up next to the table. “You worked really hard on this. I appreciate it.”

“It’s the least I can do since you helped me so much.” Wraog’s face darkened a deep green as he felt his stomach flutter with butteries at your soft smile. “Those are enough for those of the sick, I should be thank you the most.”

“You can thank me again when I escort you out the forest. That’ll be the last thank you.”

“I don’t think I’ll need an escort. I can handle myself.” Although he secretly wants to spend more time with you.

“Do you even know how to get out of here?”

“Oh-“ Wraog felt even more embarrassed and probably looked like an idiot in front of you now. “No.”

“That’s why you need an escort you oaf.” Your words were not bitter, just playful. You started to eat and your eyes turned into slits at the taste. “This is amazing!”

“I tried my best, I’m glad you like it.” Wraog smiled with pride. “After all, you deserve the best.”

You hummed in acknowledgment as you continued to eat.

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After breakfast was finished, you put the plates into a corner where you would wash them later. You grabbed a sun hat and bag full of water so you wouldn’t dehydrate on your small journey. “Do you have the strength to carry the basket all the way home?” You asked the orc who was standing outside your cave now.

“Yes, I’m fully rested now and you’ve taken care of you quite well, and fortunately I heal fast thanks to your herbs.”

You pursed your lips. “Okay give me a couple of more minutes.” You remembered how he said it took him three days to get where he was before he was ambushed and packed him a different bag for his own supplies so he can be okay for the trip. You hated seeming soft so you exited your cave and gently threw the bag at his feet. “Your supplies so you don’t die on the way back, your people depend on you.”

“You’re too kind to me.” Wraog couldn’t help but give you smooth forehead a smooch. “I’m glad I stumbled up on even if it was caused by those damn mages.”

Your face blossomed with color and you looked down so he couldn’t see your slitted eyes. “Whatever, let’s go.”

You led the way the whole time, you rarely leave the forest. Only leaving when you need specific supplies, but you usually take short cuts and use your speed to your advantage. Orcs aren’t as fast as nagas so you slowed down your pace for Wraog.

“You know, when I’m not running from mages. The scenery is very beautiful.” Wraog commented, once again hating the silence.

“I suppose it is, I never really took the time to stop and smell the flowers. I usually go wherever I’m headed without slowing down.”

“Fast paced life huh?”

“I guess I’m just use to do everything by myself and just keeping myself busy since I live alone that my set routine stops me from doing new things.”

“Doesn’t it get lonely?”

“Nagas are usually lonely creatures. Too territorial unless they have a mate or kids. So I guess you can say I’m use to it.”

“Well does it get boring?”

“I sleep away my boredom.” You paused. “I also read books and imagine myself as the character. It’s really nice.”

“Well, if you’d like, I can always stop by and hang out with you. I have a good sense of direction.”

“It took you three days to even get here, why would you do that just to see me?” You turned your head to look at him as you kept on slithering your way through.

Wraog shyly looked up at the sky, “You’ve really peaked my interest, and I think you’re really cute and interesting and kind. I wouldn’t mind traveling to see you.”

You turned your head back as your face flushed, “Well, I suppose I wouldn’t mind. In fact, I would like that. You’re kind too and cute as well.” You muttered the cute part although he heard you pretty clear.

As you guys chartered more, soon enough the clearing. The clearing showed the path of where Wraog was walking.

“Well, I guess this is where we say goodbye.”

“Not goodbye (Y/N), see you later.”

“Oh right! See you later.”

“I’ll see you soon.” Wraog bent down a little bit to peck your cheek. “Thank you once again for everything, maybe one day we could be more.”

Your eyes turned into slits once again and your ears burned. You closed your eyes and hugged him, taking in his scent so you could remember it until he came back. “Thank you for giving me a chance. See you soon.” You let go although it took him a little longer to let go of you.

Wraog waved as he started walking, and you watched him till he was nothing but a speck.

#orc #monsterlover #monster boyfriend #orc boyfriend #orc x reader #monster x reader #exophilia

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