#I've never watched the office
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The phrase "Astarion, you ignorant slut" entered my mind a week ago and hasn't left since and that's the only reason this exists.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#tav#gale#shadowheart#my tav#drow#zumara#I've never watched the office#there's no context for this#I spent too much time on this#for a shitpost#playthrough 2
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There is no fighting happening here...
HIIIIII happy silly june to youuuu,,,another round of @twewysecretsanta but this time i bring a silly lil gift for @the-pit-of-space !!!
things are getting out of hand in the reaper lounge 😳
#TWEWYSpringSecretSanta2023#twewy#megumi kitaniji#sho minamimoto#koki kariya#uzuki yashiro#confession-- I've never watched the office... i mean I've seen clips but never watched it#I hope you like your gift still!!#also this is my first time drawing megumi so no bully me okey? okey#hehe#digital art#the world ends with you
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the thing about buddie "versus" bucktommy is that this all follows the classic, seasons long, will-they-won't-they plot structure that we've seen with straight couples in tv procedurals and sitcoms for years
our romantic leads have a deep bond and unresolved sexual tension and maybe even come close to a kiss (👀) but it's always the wrong time and "they're with someone else and i want them to be happy" all while the audience desperately hopes they get together because they're so perfect for each other and clearly in love
there's a blueprint for this and there's nothing to say that buck having one queer relationship with someone that isn't eddie means that's all we're going to get
of course there's always the chance that the writers won't take the show the way it seems to be leading cough supernatural cough or that it won't go exactly as the fans hope (see every show ever since the history of time) but i think so far there's plenty of reasons to believe that buddie is still the eventual end goal
both buck and eddie have had several relationships with women over the past five seasons and that didn't stop us rooting for them to get together. it's actually a really cool and still pretty rare thing to get an unplanned sexuality realisation and canon queer relationship during a season of a show that's been renewed for another season and not right at the end because there was nothing left to lose (see legend of korra)
plus the show has had queer characters from the very beginning (hen, karen, michael) and introduced more over time (david, josh) who have all been shown to date more than one person so there's no reason to think they'd suddenly be worried about rationing the number of queer relationships a character can have
#911#911 abc#buddie#bucktommy#idk i guess i can understand why people are upset but i think that it's an unfounded fear!#there's every reason to hope for the best and if it doesn't turn out that way that's literally what fanfic is for!!#full disclosure i have never watched the rookie but i've seen these two around and they seem nice#i've also never seen the office and i won't but some listcle said they're the ultimate 'will they won't they' so whatever they get included#who am i to refute a listcle#xbec
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me, watching any media: how can i make a rivals duo au out of this
#i've been watching [redacted] and all i can think is a raylan boyd dynamic#it doesn't really work because techno would NEVER be a law officer of any kind but#i'm rotating#loyal talks about stuff and things
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Just quickly popping in here to offer my theories for Step by Step.
Nan is Jeng's sister (and therefore the mother of his niece).
The reason Jeng left the company two years ago has something to do with Put...which will cause some conflict between Jeng and Pat in the final eps when Pat finds out.
Ae's pregnancy test was either a false reading and she is pregnant, or she has some other health issues, or (and I thought they would go there already) Kanun will find the test and their resulting conversation about it will cause a conflict between them.
I think that's all for now.
#step by step#the theories are being theorised#I need to do this though because this series isn't an easy watch for me#maybe because I don't work in an office so all these office dynamics just seem odd or eye-rolly#plus all the 'business speak' is a bit boring#sorry not sorry#oh plus and most important of all I think jeng's behaviour with pat is HIGHLY inappropriate#and the only way I would feel comfortable about them being together is if jeng resigns/stops being pat's boss#I've also been trying to reconcile why I feel different with a boss and a babe#but it's just that the boss/employee relationship is so much more evident here#whereas in abaab they feel much more on an even level...and maybe that's more to do with force and book being more 'even'#I don't know#anyway...#as a line manager to younger people I would never cross the line like jeng is doing#even if I liked someone
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No because the way those extra 16 minutes in the first few episodes makes every episode afterwards so much RICHER. All the lines that become callbacks, all the foreshadowing of future character beats, I'm actually vibrating in ecstatic rage.
#the librarians#and the crown of king arthur#if you have not watched them on freevee#do so#they are so GOOD#the DYNAMICS#Eve baird#flynn carsen#cassandra cillian#jacob stone#ezekiel jones#i swear officers this isn't my queue tag I've never seen it before
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the grimm werewolf and his wife, uh. someone and rosalind: office au?
He’d be lying if he said this, here, wasn’t his favorite part of a work day. She smiled at him over a cup of coffee, her laughter warming him as much as the drink, and he marveled at how incredibly lucky he was. It only lasted a few minutes; they had to clock in, after all, and face the endless streams of paperwork and phone calls. But he wouldn’t trade those few minutes for all the world. This was, he had to admit, a vast improvement over his last job.
As they made their way to the time clock she paused, resting a hand against his shoulder, and excused herself with a murmured ladies’ room.
It was only after she disappeared that Wu cleared his throat, stepping out of the shadows. The man was typically something of an office clown, causing the kind of shenanigans that made everyone forget he was actually kind of brilliant, but just at the moment, he looked impossibly serious.
“Hey, man. Everything okay?”
Wu sighed. “Look, I get it, okay? But you’ve got to let her go.”
Monroe bristled. He’d actually liked the guy, but to have the nerve to say something like that? “Excuse me?”
“I know you’re new, but you have to know that she’s married. And whatever excuses you’re making right now, I promise you it isn’t worth it. You’re just going to end up with a broken heart, and it’s going to make work all kinds of awkward, so just… Don’t.”
Offense gave way to bafflement, a slow sort of understanding dawning at the back of his mind. Did he mean-? Surely not. But then, it wasn’t like Monroe and Rosalee had exactly announced it to everyone. But it seemed pretty obvious, didn’t it? “Yeah, I think you’ve got the wrong idea here. Ros-”
Wu cut him off. “I’m not blind, you know? But she’s married, and-” He paused, glancing at Monroe’s left hand. “It looks like you are, too. The only thing I don’t know is whether or not you guys are already involved.”
The words came out before Monroe could think them through, quick and stunned. “Well, of course we are, but-”
“I don’t want to hear it, okay? Just-” Wu held up a hand. “Walk away, for all our sakes. You’re a better guy than this.” Then, before Monroe could string together a reply, he walked away.
The reality of what just happened was starting to hit him in full force, and a wave of embarrassment washed over him. Great; that would have been really easy to handle, and instead, he made it way, way worse. Now all he had to do was… Make sure that Rosalee never ever found out about it.
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Five hours later, he and Rosalee were on lunch break, chatting about their day so far over sandwiches, when Nick strode into the break room, grinning ear to ear. Even before he said a word, Monroe’s stomach sank; somehow, he just knew.
“Hey, Rosalee,” Nick drawled, eyes dancing, “Have you heard the latest office drama?”
Rosalee smiled and shook her head, that indulgent look that she often gave Nick when he shifted into full annoying little brother mode. “Nick, you know I don’t listen to that stuff.”
“Oh, I think you’re going to want to hear this.” He glanced at Monroe, and his grin somehow widened at Monroe’s sharp look. Taking another step, lowering his voice dramatically, he told Rosalee, “Apparently, you’re having an affair.”
Rosalee scowled. “What? With who?”
“The new guy, of course.” He nodded to Monroe. “Apparently Wu confronted him about it this morning, and he practically confirmed it.”
Okay, so we’re just throwing me completely under the bus, huh? Sometimes, it was hard to remember that Nick was Monroe’s friend before he was Rosalee’s. Since meeting, the two had become like siblings, and while Nick was friends with both her and Monroe, they definitely had a unique bond.
Rosalee went completely still, a thousand expressions crossing her face, before she asked, voice a calm that was clearly forced, “What?”
“It wasn’t like that,” Monroe protested, for all the good it would do. “I was just completely confused. At first, I didn’t even know what he was asking!”
Nick didn’t even dignify that with a reply, just dissolved into laughter, as Rosalee hid her face in her hands.
“This isn’t funny,” she forced out, though her voice was a little too high, and she was clearly on the verge of laughter herself. “Are you telling me that the whole office thinks I’m having an affair with my husband?” On the last word, her voice cracked, and she gave into breathless giggles, as Monroe sat there desperately wishing he could just sink into the floor.
“Yep!”
“Did you at least tell them-”
“Nope!”
“Nick-”
“I didn’t want to spoil the fun.”
Fun. Right. Monroe was never going to live this down.
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Rosalee worked fast, Monroe had to admit; by five pm, the whole office seemed to know the truth (in spite of Nick’s desperate pleas for them to just let the gag play itself out a little longer). This was both a great relief, and more than a little mortifying.
Still, as they clocked out, and Rosalee slid her hand into his, Monroe couldn’t help but smile. All in all, he really liked this job.
#monroe calvert#rosalee calvert#grimm#monrosalee#answered#thanks for the ask!#lattes of love#my fics#my writing#mine#fun fact i've had this scenario in mind for a long time#but i could never pick a ship for it#so when i saw this ask i just went#YES#anyway *pokes characters with a stick* i haven't watched your media in awhile i have no idea if you're ic but#also wu isn't being rude#it's just that sean renard is the boss at the office#and wu has had to deal with enough awkwardness surrounding questionable relationships to last him several lifetimes#and monroe seems like a good guy so wu is just trying to give him a gentle nudge
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oh hey, look what I found in my drafts in pursuit of some other idea of mine, I'd forgotten about this in the frenzy of experiencing every emotion known to mankind these last couple weeks courtesy of the most ruthless of emotional rollercoasters that was the good omens s2 finale and its fallout on tumblr.
Behold, an unedited compilation of my initial reactions to the entirety of good omens s2, ft a slowly less careful tracking of which episode any of these reactions originated from:
oh...my god....crowley and aziraphale before the beginning. they're so fucking adorable. AND CROWLEY'S HAIR.
making it look like azi was going to flip the sign to "open" LMAO BITCH U THOUGHT. and "i'm very good at forgiveness" p l s
aziraphale: ((b99 scene of that one lady jamming whilst Shit Goes Down)
jon hamm LMAO. "who told you I was naked?" and the arrows on the box pointing up
the expression on azi's face when someone mentions the naked man in front of crowley LMAO
"Does it calm you down" "not.really."
"Do we know a jim??"
FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN CROWLEY throwing a tantrum in the street lmaooooooo
they're so fucking married they're so fuckING MARRIED THEY'RE SO FUCKING MARRIED. the little "i didn't see you come in" "let me ring the bell to get your attention so you can't ignore me" THE APOLOGY DANCE
episode 2:
RAIN UNDER A CANOPY AND THEY'LL FALLIN LOVE. LIKE--THE FIRST RAINSTORM AND SHELTERING SOMEONE UNDER YOUR WING?? PERHAPS?
lmaooo like a game show announcer showing off the prizes
"i thought i would take the car. our car" RECORD SCRATCH. so....fucking married. like how much more obvious can you be....
THE GOOD OMENS BOOK.
muriel is precious, and crowley and aziraphale are so patient and gentle with them, they think so too.....adorable
episode 3:
THEY WORKED IN THE "YOU HAVE TO START THEM ALL OFF ON THE SAME LEVEL" and "that's lunacy" "that's ineffable" LINES!!!!
THE DANCE. AZIRAPHALE WAS SO EXCITED TO DANCE WITH CROWLEY. OH MY GODDDDDL HE'S WRITING HIS OWN A/C FANFIC
gabrie's FUCKING COAT. OH MY GODDDD
"I am, but rescuing me makes him so happy" FUCK. KO. THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE FOR ME, FOLKS. HELLO??? the self awareness but perfectly encapsulates their relationship....hold on a sec. man just hold on
....crowley is such a fucking bleeding heart omg. his little smirk through the window at azi taking charge
aziraphale's unending heart eyes as crowley just, like...exists.
crowley not knowing/"remembering" a single other angel or demon he's previously met but being the only one who recognizes the metatron....brilliant.
of course crowley is cleaning up the shop for aziraphale while he's gone.....of course he is.
WHAT IS THAT.
WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. WHAT THE FUCK??? IT ENDS THERE?? NO???
#I'm glad I did this.#There were too many bigger concerns in the aftermath#that we skipped over some pretty notably hilarious and/or meme-worth moments#Like ''do we know a jim?'' And Gabriel announcing jobs 600 sheep and 7 new kids like a game show prize announcer#Good omens#Good omens s2#Oh and that moment where Gabriel is walking down the street naked as a crowd stares#And aziraphale is just sitting there enjoying his new albums.#Like that ''fight scene is unfolding in the background but she's got her headphones in and is jamming''#That I've always associated with Brooklyn 99. Although now I'm thinking maybe it's from the office?#Idk folks I never watched either of those shows
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Being considered a somewhat well known name in the tumblr hbf fandom really has me feeling like this
#art talks about stuff#i've never watched an episode of the office i had to look up the other guy's name#can't believe people are visiting the hole in the ground that i live in and are interesting in the things i post#wild.#id in alt text
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head hurty
#not any more like that but last night#love having a pain condition triggered partly by anxiety but also it caused the anxiety to be constant in the first place#i dont get chronic migraines bc i dont get them often enough its usually like 1 every 2 months nowadays but sometimes it can be 4 in a week#bc having one makes it more likely i have a another soon after#but i sure as fuck have acute migraines#i remember being in school and classmates being like oh i have a migraine going off to take their meds and then coming back to class?!#whereas as soon as i had an aura id go to the office and be like can you call my mum she needs to take me home#and i thought i was just being weak and i should just push through it#but you can't push through acute pain nausea vomiting and disorientation#there are literally parts of my brain or thoughts i can't access during one ill be trying to think of a word and i can't find it#they usually only last like 2-3 hours but it feels like a lot longer when you're sitting in the dark can't even lie down feeling like hell#and ik some peoples go on for days some people have them more days than they dont ik im lucky to have such short and fairly infrequent ones#but its still beyond horrible and feeling like a ticking time bomb constantly watching out for an aura#and worrying about going somewhere you can't easily get home from#and I've only just started to be able to talk about it i could never understand how other people could talk about theirs flippantly#when mine terrified me more than anything the amount of bad feelings#but she's working on it having realised after 8 years that it doesn't have to be like that 🤣#mine#n e way sorry for the rsnt all good now chillin in bed ✌🤣
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HC: you’re an excellent host and fun to drink with😊
lollll i can promise you i am an Actively Bad™ host in that i hate hosting and i learned at a young age that it gives me anxiety attacks so i don't do it 😂 but i will happily meet up with friends OUTSIDE of my space to have a drink and i do like to think that i'm fun to have a drink with
share any hcs you have about me
#ask#octobertulip#i think it's bc my bday is in the dead of summer so i basically never had to have childhood bday parties with people outside of my family#except for like...once when i was 7 or 8 and it was supposed to be a pool party and then it RAINED the whole time#so we were all trapped inside and i was stressed the whole time that my friends weren't having fun#(i remember most of my guests were girls except for 2 boys who were just. not prepared to be trapped in a house playing w barbies)#in college once an ex convinced me to host a dinner party and i had a legit panic attack while he was preparing the food#that he had to send me to my room to put on headphones and watch the office#so that i'd stop panicking whenever he used the blender lol#i've lived in this apt for a year and a half now and i've had all of 3-non family people over#2 of which just casually glanced around while picking me up
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i think i'm more excited for succession to come back, just so i can watch people talk about it without context, than the people who actually watch the show
#i've never seen an episode i will never watch a single episode i will never engage with it past reading peoples posts about the#insane office gays who say extremely unhinged shit to each other#i reflect VERY often on the 'i fuck like a bullet train' 'prove it' moment the gays on my dash ran that quote into the GROUND#walkie.talkie
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when i was 11 i used to think scully and molder where the two old weird guys from the office, but they worse black suits
#never watched the office but now that i've seen clips on youtube i think 'yeah. that's what i thought'#i mean i never watched the office when i was 11
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Mmmm if you were watching The Librarians on Hulu, you have no idea of the magnitudes this show contains. There are a solid 12-15 minutes cut from the first two episodes and I am going CRAZY these moments are so RICH.
#the librarians#flynn carsen#eve baird#Jenkins#jacob stone#ezekiel jones#cassandra cillian#currently watching on freevee in case anyone was wondering#finally all my favorite Dean Devlin projects are free to consume#plus the price of internet#i swear officers it's not my queue i've never seen it before
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me: i prefer the stage show to the movie
also me, whenever I see 90s christian bale: jack kelly!!!! my son jack kelly!!!!
#christina.txt#my 1994 movie challenge wheel gave me hudsucker proxy but#im so anxious about job hunting i couldn't get past that second scene at the temp office#with all the jobs he's qualified for but needing experience#so i'm watching the 90s little women bc it's feel good and cozy and it's an adaptation i've never seen#god he was only 2 years post newsies here that's a babby
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