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davyjoneslockr · 2 years

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fugo w/ 7, 17, 31, 37, 38?

(For this ask game)

7: Travel

Since his family was rich, he did a lot of traveling as a kid. Mostly around Europe, but internationally, too. He's probably been to every continent, barring Antarctica, at least once. He didn't really get to experience much on these trips, though. Sure, he'd be in these places, but the trips were never so much for sightseeing as they were for his parents' business opportunities, going to really fancy places as a status symbol, and probably some networking for him, as his parents were very keen on "maximizing his potential" as a young genius and showing him off to fellow rich folk or higher-ups in academia. If anything, traveling was an isolating experience for him. There was never any warmth in the Fugo family, and the one person he truly loved and could've enjoyed having new experiences with, his grandmother, was never included.

So, as he gets older, he finds that he really enjoys trips that aren't so rigid. He likes having things planned in advance, certainly, but instead of seeing huge cities and staying in luxury resorts, he'd much rather go to small towns or rural areas, eat at local restaurants, buy little trinkets that his family would've ridiculed, and just. Have the opportunity to slow down and enjoy things. He couldn't give a single shit about seeing Paris or Tokyo or New York City, but if he's able to go on a road trip through the countryside and stop at a little farmer's market for some homemade jam, he'll be ecstatic.

17: Scars

His hands and wrists are heavily scarred from scratching at them - a bad, self-destructive habit the others have tried to get him out of, to no avail. He’s also got a lot of scarring on his face, shoulders, and back from acne. By the time he gets the scars on his cheeks/throat at the end of PHF, he’s too used to having scars to outwardly angst about them much. He claims he’s “never had a nice face, anyhow,” and is at least thankful he has an intact jaw after that.

Internally, though, he’s conflicted. He has some serious issues with self-worth, and, body image-wise, views himself as somewhat ugly at best, if not completely repulsive. The scars, at first, do not help.

Eventually, though, he starts working to reframe his mindset. The scars are proof that he’s bettering himself - while he may not be able to undo the damage he’s caused, there are things he can still fix. He isn’t as selfish, cowardly, or mean as he used to be. He’s starting to understand other people, and understand himself. The scars he sees when he looks in the mirror are proof.

Also, if I can plug the Fugio agenda for a moment. Most of his mental restructuring is done on his own, but it certainly helps to know that Giorno’s never been judgmental about his scars. Quite the opposite, in fact. Giorno kisses the PHF scars constantly, and likes tracing the acne spots on Fugo’s back (he always says cheesy stuff about them, like “they’re like little stars” or whatever. Fugo thinks it’s bullshit, but doesn’t complain).

31: Death

Despite his stand’s motif, he is deeply terrified of dying. Deep down, it was one of the main reasons he stayed behind. He finds comfort in understanding things, and knowing that he can understand anything in life, potentially. Even though he’s staunchly atheist, the fact that he can’t possibly understand or comprehend death scares him. Purple Haze’s, or his, ability to end lives so quickly and effortlessly, in a way, makes him scared of himself.

37: Vengeance

I like to think that he does see his family again, when he’s an adult. Not to reconcile, though. His father, or maybe one of his brothers, somehow gets tangled up in mafia business, and they arrange a meeting to ask Giorno for protection or money. Giorno’s ready to dismiss the offer, but Fugo asks to go with him, with his face obscured, to see if they’ve actually changed.

As it turns out, they haven’t. They’re still as pretentious and elitist as he remembers, walking over everyone who doesn’t meet their standards - of class, of wealth, of behavior. Giorno asks if they have another child, and they claim they don’t - Pannacotta has more or less been eliminated from the Fugo family tree, reduced to no more than a whisper at dinner parties, a rumor among the upper crust. He’s completely dead to them, and, perhaps, after kicking him to the streets without so much as a goodbye, they assumed he would be literally.

Giorno, of course, rejects their request. And, as a final blow, Fugo reveals himself. Flashes his and Giorno’s matching rings in his father’s face, sits with his feet up on the expensive coffee table, and describes, in detail, what’s happened to him since he was last at this mansion. It’s dramatic, and it’s not a huge act of revenge, in the grand scheme of things. But it’s cathartic to imagine his family living with the fact that their son’s a criminal, right at the top in Passione’s ranks, and the shitstorm that would ensue, should he choose to leak the information to the public. And, of course, knowing that he has a real family by his side - more of a real family than they would ever be.

38: Sympathy

If there is one opponent he comes to regret killing, it’s Angelica. While she may have been working for the narcotics team, she was really no different than him, or any of his friends - she was just a kid driven to extremes, and was only able to find solace among criminals. Most of what he learns about her, he learns after her death, and there’s times where he spirals, thinking about what he could have done differently, had he known what he does now. Could they have convinced her to leave the narcotics team? Gotten her treatment for her addiction? Used Gold Experience Requiem to help with her illness, somehow? What hurts most is that parts of her remind him of Narancia, and, occasionally, he wonders if they could’ve even been friends.

At the end of the day, he tells himself she was too far gone, and any thoughts of helping her are just ridiculous fantasies. Still, he hasn’t been able to fully convince himself.

#whoo sorry this took so long. i'm starting to work on all these so don't worry. they'll all get answered #also the fourth one may or may not be a fic idea i've considered writing before. idk if i will but. yeah #jjba #purple haze feedback #jjba headcanons #pannacotta fugo #fugio

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abysslll · 2 years

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ALR EVERYONE LINE UP WE’VE GOT IN ORDER:

#jjba part 5 #vento aureo #gave up on the fugo one jskhghfgjgfs #anyway #giorno one is child abuse and mafia shit #bucci is just Friend :)#abba has allllll the edgy songs #and some japanese stuff bc why not #nara's literally just. memes. i'm sorry #fugo has some Questionable teacher/student stuff and uhhhhh anger issues :D #mista's just playboy having a crisis time i didn't take his that seriously at all but it still turned out good #idk why i'm writing all this like someone's gonna read it lol #these playlists have become my career at this point #anyway yeah bye

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sheilaerinniperonista · 1 month

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if I can be real for a second. I get sooo fucking embarrassed about liking Sheila this much . like you all see me post about her constantly but I feel so embarrassed and flustered even looking at her art cuz I'm so obsessed. I feel cringe. looking at her tag pains me bc I feel stupid. HELP MEEE THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME!!!!

#fugo.txt #Last time i was this obsessed it was when i was genuinely obsessed 24/7 thinking about Izumi Curtis #I'M SO EMBARASSINGGGGG IM SORRY #God i should sleep for real 😭#i envy ppl who can unapologetically engage in their interests because when someone asks i get so bashful.#because i know they only want surface level knowledge but i have obscure levels of trivia about her #AHHH. i cant rven bring myself to read phf too hard bc i get sad that im not reading it for Fugo. who's the protagonist #like im so sorry ily PannaCotta Furgo. but i love her more. im playing favorites. sorry 4 being like the rest 😭😭😭😭#whats wrong with meeeee

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icouldbemoreclever · 9 months

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They made the Fugo outfit in real life and it looks as bad as you might think

#i'm sorry fugo but you have bad taste lol

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purplecraze · 1 year

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Beauty and the Beast AU 39

purplecraze — 11/14/2021 6:52 PM

Fugo also worked on in silence. But Narancia could feel something push against his cheek after a few minutes, wanting attention while he was working.

it wasn't Mage Hand this time, but the bird familiar.

orange-plane-boy — 11/14/2021 7:07 PM

"Birdy!" He exclamed happy

"I missed you" he said, even if he knew it was fugo

purplecraze — 11/14/2021 7:07 PM

it fluttered about, snuggling against Narancia's neck.

"Lucky bastard..."

orange-plane-boy — 11/14/2021 7:08 PM

"You are the one that made it" he smiled at Panna

purplecraze — 11/14/2021 7:10 PM

"true. but it gets to touch you💢 unfair...."

the bird fluttered down, changing shape and curled up on Narancia's lap, now as a cat.

orange-plane-boy — 11/14/2021 7:13 PM

"He is spoiled" he smiled stopping a moment to pet it

purplecraze — 11/14/2021 7:18 PM

"who is??💢"

orange-plane-boy — 11/14/2021 7:19 PM

Narancia laughed but did not replied

"Soon i will give you all the cuddles you want, not need to be a grumpypants

purplecraze — 11/14/2021 7:20 PM

"not soon enough..."

Narancia could feel pressure against his lips again.

orange-plane-boy — 11/14/2021 7:21 PM

"I know.." he did his best to kiss it back, but felt a bit awkard

purplecraze — 11/14/2021 7:24 PM

Fugo actually kind of liked watching him like that. it kept on for a minute before the spell ended.

orange-plane-boy — 11/14/2021 7:40 PM

Better like this, both because he didnt wanted panna to overwork himslef like yesterday and because kisses were really good to shift him focus from his task

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 12:22 AM

Nara's not the only one easily bored or distracted. but Fugo knew Nara was really looking forward to making the mini airbaloon, so he worked on to get the wick to stay in one place without burning the entire thing down, rubbing it in with wax so it would burn slower but wouldn't get too heavy.

He took the bag over to the furnace to check if it was airtight enough as it was and would catch enough hot air.

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 12:25 AM

"I think im done!" he said with the stick in his hand

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 12:26 AM

"okay." he took it and checked if it would fit.

"I'll need 1 more from this size, and 4 slightly shorter ones."

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 12:27 AM

"Oh ok!" he got outside again, grabbing more sticks and then started to shave them again

"What you need them for anyway?"

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 12:27 AM

"2 are to keep the wick in the middle. 4 are to keep the balloon open."

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 12:28 AM

"Oh i see!" he replied as he keept cutting the wood "Make sense and- ouch!"

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 12:29 AM

"oh-- careful.. you cut yourself?"

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 12:29 AM

"Yeah; but its not that deep i think" he replied watching his finger "I just need to put it under some water"

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 12:35 AM

Fugo nodded." uh, wait a sec, it's been a while since I've done this one...." he used another spell and the wound slowly closed.

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 12:36 AM

"Oh!" it still amazed him how magic worked

"Thank you Panna"

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 12:38 AM

He muttered some gentle words while casting it, hard to hear.

"It worked? good.... most healing spells are on touch or on oneself." he did look a bit fatigued after having used it.

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 12:39 AM

"yep, all new!" he exclamed

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 12:42 AM

he smiled back at him. though he couldn't deny he was still kind of stumped that he couldn't just hold his hand to check on him.

It was ironic how so many spells focused on healing and protecting were all touched based...

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 12:42 AM

Narancia smiled and got back to finish his work

"Here! All done!"

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 12:44 AM

"alright, now to just tie them all in place...." he fussed around a bit until he had fabricated a small lantern. "let's test it outside~"

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 12:45 AM

Narancia happily followed Fugo on the back door "I really hope it works!"

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 12:47 AM

Fugo nodded, taking a few paces in the snow, ignoring the cold without having taken the time to grab a coat.

"uhm.... if this works, maybe we could make a few more for the end of the month? they'll look even nicer when they light up the nightsky."

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 12:48 AM

"For new years eve?" he asked "sounds good!"

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 12:49 AM

"I won't be myself on new years eve... we'd have to do it a week later."

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 12:50 AM

"Oh, the full moon right?" he asked "Its ok if we can celebrate christmas for 5 days we can do the new year eve a week later!"

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 12:51 AM

he laughed a bit. "yeah, sounds fair." he handed him the lantern. "the honor is yours. be sure to hold it steady while I light the wick."

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 12:52 AM

"Sure!" Narancia held it firm but made sure to not break their hard work

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 12:53 AM

Fugo nodded and used a spell to make a small flame on the wick. "once you feel resistance, you can let it go carefully." he stepped back to give him space to let it go.

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 12:54 AM

Narancia waited a bit, till he felt some pressure. he slowly let it go as the lanter started to fly up

"Woah..."

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 12:55 AM

it was a bit rickety, but it took flight none the less, floating a few meters up into the air

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 12:56 AM

"That look so cool!" He exclmaed happy, almost jumping in place

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 12:58 AM

Since the air was cold out, it flew quite high, drifting off towards the forest. Fugo followed after it on a slightly speeded pace, but once they met the edge of the forest, he had to be careful to not touch any of the trees and they lost sight of it.

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 1:00 AM

Narancia chased the lantern as long he could, giggling a bit

"I loved it! Yes we will do thay again after the new year!"

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 1:02 AM

"First flight was a success~

it'll go down after the flame dies. but if it catches fire, there's enough snow to stop the wood from burning along with it."

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 1:03 AM

"Oh ok!" he nodded "We should go back in before we freeze or the sauce get ruined"

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 1:09 AM

"sounds like a plan." he blew against his hands while heading back. "I skipped dinner yesterday and didn't eat a lot this morning, so I'm pretty hungry..."

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 1:10 AM

"Oh! if its ready aready we can make the pasta then, we will have to check. if not im gonna make us something else"

kinda his fault if he missed dinner, ops

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 1:11 AM

"alright, looking forward to it.... did you eat properly yesterday?"

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 1:12 AM

"I did, dont worry" he replied as he got in, stirring the pan again "Mhh...I think its ready!"

after all they have been there since 8 am

"We will make the pasta and then cook all together in the oven!"

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 1:13 AM

"alright, how long will that take?"

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 1:13 AM

"Mhh a bit i think...What if i make some sandwitches for now?" he laughed

purplecraze — 11/15/2021 1:16 AM

"oh okay. not too much, though. wouldn't want to ruin our appetite for the al forno. need help with anything?"

orange-plane-boy — 11/15/2021 1:17 AM

"Mhh wanna cut the bread?" he asked, since he looked grumpy when had nothing to do

purplecraze — 11/19/2021 3:19 PM

reduced to only being useful for cutting the bread once again. He nodded and went to cut the bread.

"Another day well spend, huh?"

orange-plane-boy — 11/19/2021 3:25 PM

"Yes~" he smiled as he cutted some cheese and ham

"Gonna grab some more oranges and make some juice too~"

purplecraze — 11/19/2021 3:26 PM

"okay, take your time. and take a coat along this time, it's still freezing💢" Fugo grabbed a coat and threw it at Narancia's head.

orange-plane-boy — 11/19/2021 3:48 PM

"Aww someone ita grumpy?" He giggled and wore the coat

Ehe more coats for him!

He came back a bit late with some oranges and started to cut em in half

purplecraze — 11/19/2021 4:27 PM

not grumpy, just worried about your health.

"I'm starting to get the feeling Mela knew what she was doing when naming you."

orange-plane-boy — 11/19/2021 4:29 PM

He giggled "Maybe~ What about you? Usually pudding its sweet and yet-" He joked

purplecraze — 11/19/2021 4:30 PM

"and yet-?" Fugo narrows his eyes, suspicious on how that sentence was supposed to end.

orange-plane-boy — 11/19/2021 4:31 PM

"Im just saying that maybe pomegrates fit a bit bettern than strawberries~ strawberries are sweet and easly to pick, pomegrates you have to work around them before getting those delicous seeds~"

purplecraze — 11/19/2021 4:37 PM

".................................." he blinked a few times, letting that information sink in for a moment. and then turned fiery red. "SHUT UP!💢" and threw a frying pan in his direction.

orange-plane-boy — 11/19/2021 4:38 PM

"Uh??? Panna what the fuck??"

purplecraze — 11/19/2021 4:39 PM

He was just super embarrassed and, once again, bolted out of the room.

orange-plane-boy — 11/19/2021 4:41 PM

"What the fuck--"

Did he made him so flustred with a cheesy pick up line about pomegranates?

purplecraze — 11/19/2021 4:41 PM

why yes, you did. he's not having dinner again, huh?

orange-plane-boy — 11/19/2021 4:43 PM

"....oh" yeah maybe he should think twice before speaking

He sighed and laned at the door

"PANNA YOU DUMB FUCK I WAS NOT TALKING ABOUT SEX. COME BACK HERE"

purplecraze — 11/19/2021 4:45 PM

calling back from his room:

"IT SURE SOUNDED LIKE IT, YOU RETARD!"

orange-plane-boy — 11/19/2021 4:46 PM

"I WAS TALKING ABOUT FRUIT, YOU FRUITY DUMBASS"

purplecraze — 11/19/2021 4:47 PM

"METAPHORES!!"

orange-plane-boy — 11/19/2021 4:48 PM

"METAPHORS THIS DICK AND COMR BACK I MADE YOU LUNCH"

purplecraze — 11/19/2021 4:49 PM

"I'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND! AND THAT WAS A SEXJOKE, YOU DICK!"

orange-plane-boy — 11/19/2021 4:50 PM

"THAT WAS NOT AN EXCUSE TO TROW A WHOLE ASS PAN IN MY FACE"

purplecraze — 11/19/2021 4:50 PM

"SORRY"

orange-plane-boy — 11/19/2021 4:51 PM

"ITS OK!!"

purplecraze — 11/19/2021 4:53 PM

"JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT WHILE I PUT MY HEAD UNDERNEATH A FAUCET"

orange-plane-boy — 11/19/2021 4:54 PM

Narancia laughed "TAKE YOUR TIME~"

#purplecraze #orange plane boy #fugo replies #beauty and the beast AU #I'm sorry. that was awkward =w=;

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hopelesslovebug · 1 year

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i think...... it's been a long time since i drew giorno

#my babyboy #i forgot about your rings like sports i'm so sorry #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba #vento aureo #golden wind #jjba part 5 #giorno giovanna #i ain't gonna tag fugo #my art #mine

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lolobizarreadventuresshatpost · 1 year

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#jjba #vento aureo #dem italians #pannacotta fugo #guido mista #an old comic #i ran out of time #i'm sorry guys #Fugo #mista guido #lolo original art #puts the sh1t in sh1tpost #back when I had more free time

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bygiornogiovanna · 1 year

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Bro, hear me out,

Bucci squad after unintentionally or intentionally saying something to piss off the reader and reacting to them saying "SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE EARTH SHATTERING PROSTATE ORGASM I JUST GAVE YOUR DAD"

I KNOW THAT QUOTE IS FROM SOMEHWERE ELSE BUT PLEASE BARE WITH ME HERE ID LOVE TO SEE THIS WRITTEN IN ONE SHOT FORMAT OR WHATEVER FORMAT YOU CAM DO FOR THIS GAMG MADE UP OF TEENAGERS AND FED UP ADULTS

YOU HAVE MY REGRETS

-ANON

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M LITERALLY DYING

I apologize profoundly for how long this took. I've been busy and i kind of forgot about this account

ok here's how i think they'll react

Bucciarati

You liked stylish things, that's one thing everybody knew. And you would go feral if somebody insulted that;

Therefore, Bucciarati knew exactly how to get on your nerves whenever you got on his;

"At least I have a sense of style. For someone who's obsessed with that topic, dress better" he said rolling his eyes and the moment you processed what he said, the glare in your eyes said everything;

After a few seconds, you came up with the best reply that would surely make him cry;

"SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE EARTH SHATTERING PROSTATE ORGASM I JUST GAVE YOUR DAD" you yelled, acting like you couldn't hear a thing;

The other guys were also present at your...argument? and they immediately burst into laughter. Even Abbacchio was smiling;

Meanwhile, Bruno was flabbergasted. He never heard you say such things and he was so shocked that he started laughing. He couldn't bring himself to be offended;

"Excuse you?" he said, raising a brow. "You heard me, manwhore! I fucked your dad!" you continued and the rest of the room started laughing again. What was this, a comedy show?

"Is it fine if I call him to ask him?" Bruno smirked, taking his phone out.

Abbacchio

You and Abbacchio didn't argue often due to him not responding to your yelling, making you calm down and talk normally;

However...This time he was not in the mood to hear you complaining about him not doing the dishes, especially since he was talking with the guys;

"Stop ignoring me, shithead!" you yelled. "If you talked less or started saying things that could actually captivate my attention, I would." he said calmly and you felt your ears burn with rage;

"OH, I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE EARTH SHATTERING PROSTATE ORGASM I JUST GAVE YOUR DAD" you screamed after a few seconds, and the whole room went silent;

Abbacchio's brows furrowed and everybody laughed at your reply, except Giorno, who stopped when Leone glared at him. "What are you laughing at?"

"Hey, shut the fuck up, you're agruing with me, not with Giorno!" you said, bringing his attention back to you;

"You are arguing with yourself, so shut up. I'll deal with you later."

Narancia

You and Narancia were in a relationship and also in a never-ending competition. Everything between you two was a competition. From who got the groceries first to who made the best cookies;

So, naturally, when you heard Narancia discussing about how he was better than you behind your back, you were fuming;

"You motherfucker, learn to wash your boxers then come at me!" you yelled while slamming the door open;

"Huh?" Narancia was taken aback by your yelling, as were the others. "You heard me fucker!"

"At least i wear lingerie so you can wash something." he replied almost instantly and you were beyond shock. The AUDACITY he had. Without thinking about what you were about to say, you yelled:

"OH, I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE EARTH SHATTERING PROSTATE ORGASM I JUST GAVE YOUR DAD"

The guys burst out in laughter and Narancia was literally flabbergasted. He looked so shocked and, in a few moments, he jumped at your neck;

By the terrifying look in his eyes, while he was holding your jaw locked with his hand, you realized that you touched a soft spot;

"How dare you talk about that scumbag as if he could ever catch your eye."

Fugo

It was pretty easy to piss off Fugo, so you two argued every day. You loved annoying people, you found it so funny when they got all worked up over nothing, so you naturally annoyed him for fun. Simply because you found it entertaining;

One day, while the boys were over discussing who knows what, you innocently went to Fugo and asked him the most stupid and useless math question ever: How many angles does a triangle have?

The boys gave you a look and, before you could say something, Fugo snapped. "Are you kidding me? Are you this stupid? How dumb can you be? How is it possible for you to ask me that?" he yelled and you frowned.

"I'm genuinely curious! Why are you being so aggressive?!" you said, trying to be offened. What made your question even more stupid was that your major was mathematics;

"How did you even finish financial analysis?" oh no. He did not just say that! You were now offened and, without thinking, you screamed at him:

"OH, I'M SORRY, MY DUMB EARS CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE EARTH SHATTERING PROSTATE ORGASM I JUST GAVE YOUR DAD"

At that, everyone but Fugo laughed out loud, while you stared at him angrily. The boy had no reaction, except:

"Get out of here before I rip your neck off, we'll talk about that later."

Giorno

Unlike Fugo or Narancia, Giorno wasn't easy to annoy and he never saw you as a competition. You only argued once in your entire relationship;

You were in his lap while you and the boys were at a terrace, hanging out as usual;

Somehow, the discussion shifted to how the boys wanted their significant other to be and, after Fugo said he'd like his to be quiet, Giorno made a comment about how you were never quiet;

It wasn't a remark, he loved your loud side, but he honestly wished you weren't that loud, especially in public;

So, after the conversation moved on, he called your name a few times and you ignored him. "Cara, why aren't you talking to me?";

"OH, I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE EARTH SHATTERING PROSTATE ORGASM I JUST GAVE YOUR DAD" you suddenly said a little louder and your table went quiet;

After a second, all of them, except Giorno, started laughing while the other people gave you looks;

"That was extremely unnecessary, tesoro."

Mista

You two were the loudest, most annoying couple ever. You two were always bickering, always saying dumb jokes and always, but always laughing louder than you should;

It was a funny thing. If people saw you two arguing, throwing insults at each other, they would think you two were the biggest enemies;

You were over at his house, waiting for the others to come for dinner. You were placing the plates down, when Mista suddenly made fun of you:

"You can't even place some plates without looking stupid." he said, giggling softly at the annoyed glare you gave him. "No answer, hun? Cat got your tounge?" he kept going after you returned to placing the cutlery down on the table;

You kept ignoring him, but he continued to make fun of you and, after a few minutes, you were fuming, so you yelled at him:

"OH, I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE EARTH SHATTERING PROSTATE ORGASM I JUST GAVE YOUR DAD!" Mista fell quiet and stared at you;

"Is that so?" You weren't sure what was going to happen next, because in his eyes he had a mix of surprise, anger and...desire?

"I was not expecting to hear this when I entered, but hello to you too." Bruno said while he was standing in the door frame;

Mista went closer to your ear before all of the boys entered and whispered:

"Wait until they are over, you might have something to prove after."

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shineonyoucrazyyandere · 2 months

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Noo 'cause i was watching Vento Aureo/Golden Wind and in the part where Fugo's stand was almost desperated to clean itself i thought if i was there i'm sure i would approach Purple Haze and be like 'pobrecito 🥺' and give it a napkin so Purple Haze can clean itself (i understand his pain as a hater of germs.) and would kiss him in the head (i would die) like a mother kisses it's child.

Sorry for my cringy ass

As violent and deadly as Purple Haze can be for anyone in its immediate facility, just maybe there’s a chance it stills itself when noticing you holding out a napkin out. It probably won’t move but it’s eyeballing your gesture and you. It’s almost freaky how quiet it gets, if you try to approach it. Yeah there’s still drool coming out of its mouth, but it appears to be transfixed by you.

I’m thinking Purple Haze isn’t normally fond of being touched, or honestly not used to it because hey it can insta-kill people with its virus (if they’re not immune). If for some reason you’re feeling all fine and dandy to risk your life to kiss purple haze, the reaction is interesting. It wants to clean itself but it doesn’t do so, specifically because that interaction was from you. Cautiously the stand might attempt to touch you itself with its hand but merely hovers over you before jerking its hand back out of apparent hesitation.

So when Fugo pops back up, he wants to immediately scold you for being so reckless but the blond is utterly flustered. You technically kissed him through his damn stand and as much as he tries to give you some kind of reprimand, the guy is a mess emotionally right now. You gave him a kiss in the most stupidly sincere way, as little as that makes sense to him. He at least enjoyed the small bit of affection you gave Purple Haze. Inwardly though he’s elated you seem to care, but he doesn’t want you pulling that again with other potential stand users jumping in.

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