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itsjaywalkers · 12 days

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guys i got home really late and . kinda drunk . so my friend convinced me to call in sick tomorrow (i've never done it not even when i was actually sick) so i texted my manager, the one who's on shift tomorrow and i'm hoping for the best........... wish me luck?

#i'm gonna set my alarm at like 8 . just in case .#bc i was supposed to do the open tomorrow #thats the only reason why im calling in sick #any other shift i would've done without much issue #but theres no way im going in at 9am when its almost 3am rn and im still trying to sober up #just so i can go to sleep #this one manager is lovely and we get along well so im hoping she'll be fine with it #she probably knows its bc of the hangover and not bc im actually sick but #im not the first one whos called in sick bc of a hangover and i wont be the last #my other manager went out with us tonight and she also got super drunk and im her favourite so im hoping she'll back me up #WE'LL SEE #i just wanna rest properly tomorrow and SLEEP and maybe write too..#is that so much to ask for..

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avvocarlo · 3 months

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there's a place 600-800 metres from our new unit that's hiring and the pay seems to be a lot better than where I'm at. I really hope I get it

#I've working on my resume this weekend #I'm tolerable of my current job but I'm kinda over it man #you're paid essentially the same as a cashier with more responsibility #and you also need a car to drive all over the place #either gonna call in sick tomorrow or do a halfday because they want me to go all the way to manly for a 2:00 to 4:30 domestic clean #so like. probably 25-30 mins from the previous client #then driving around 40 kilometres home during peak hour traffic #to make what.. $75 lol? while also wearing down my car and having to buy petrol #honestly such a pisstake. I'm not fucked financially since being with them my incoming is less than my outgoing over a year and a half #though**

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thatoneluckybee · 3 months

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I HAVE TEN MINUTES UNTIL I GOTTA GO BUT H O W AM I MEANT TO FOCUS ON SCHOOL WHEN YTTD NEWS DROPPED

#HDHSISBWJJWNABSNSJAJJSJ #Rambles #on the plus side it woke me up I'm no longer half asleep #I did so m e t h i n g to myself i could not sleep last night my. Everything hurt <3 that happens often though i get injured or sick in #Silly ways #If I'm still like. Owowowow by tonight I'm probably gonna call a doctor then but usually stuff resolves for me on its own and it's not bad #This morning lol #ANYWAYS that's why i kept randomly ghosting yesterday <3 #VEHSKWKWBSBSJAJBDBDHWBSBSND OKAY #I AM GOING TO LOSE MY KIND OVER THE NEW YTTD GIRL #SHES A STRAWBERRY!!!! STRAWBERRY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Fambles

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gouinisme · 5 months

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being arab online rn is soooo fun guys it's so great you should try it

#i was gonna reblog a post calling out some zionist pieces of shit then realised if those words made me feel that bad they would probably #also hurt the arabs who follow me #i'm not trying to paint myself as a victim i'm only slme bitch seeing some rude words on the internet meanwhile palestinians are actually #getting murdered daily i know this isnt about my little feelings #but it just gets so exhausting seeing post after post quoting people who want me dead #at least i've solidified my echochamber enough that no actual zionist pieces of shit are on my dash #but i just #it'slike this summer with nahel #just #constantly having to wade through people's hatred of arabs #over and over and over again and im just fuckinh sick of it #i will not stop reblogging posts about palestine i will not #but i'm just. forcing myself to look a society that wants me dead in the eye and idk how long i can hold that zye contact before i just giv #up and crawl into an escapist apolitical hole #anyways #vent #i guess

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fantasycorrupted · 1 year

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might as well just take a hiatus actually. writing is not happening atm anyway and hasn't been awhile. no sense to just hang around and be unhappy. at least more offline time = more naps, probably

#stfu ani ( ooc. )#my sanity was apparently hanging on one (1) piece of jewelry #i can't even feel properly sad #i'm just. empty.#and you're probably sick of hearing me complain anyway #so. gonna call this a year

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villagewarlock · 8 months

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not me about to go to sleep at 8:30 pm

#i'm so sleepy #and tomorrow is gonna be even busier #and I'm probably not going to sleep much tomorrow night LOL #also cannot call in sick to work friday cause 2 people are already on vacation #pray for me #rae rambles

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loregoddess · 1 year

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you know, for the most part my asthma is very under control and not too much of a bother, but heavens forbid some dust gets blown around by high winds and then I get sick with a chest cold bc my immune system was too busy causing allergies over the dust instead of doing its actual job and then I can barely go up or down a flight of stairs without losing my breath

#something fun to bring up ay my next visit to a specialist I guess #I am having a terrible time breathing #luckily I only get chest infections once every like 5 years or more but still #when I get them I am in misery #I feel kinda bad for snapping at my managers for trying to keep me at work when I demanded to be sent home #but considering how much worse I am now than I was this morning it's probably for the best #WHY managers of food places want to keep sick employees around their food and customers I will never understand #although considering that ''I like my coworkers and regulars a whole lot'' is the only thing keeping me at my job #like...the threat of getting fired isn't a threat what am I gonna do go down the street and get a similar job paying me more money?#anyhow I'm so tired of being sick I spent the beginning months of last year sick #and I don't want to spend this year's start sick as well #it's annoying to have to call out of work bc I have to do it in such a way to avoid the ''get someone to cover you'' BS #which means getting my ass up at the crack of dawn to call out every single shift #also I don't like being unable to really DO anything bc I feel too shitty to do anything #I'm just tired #sorry for the long rant I just needed to get this out of my system at least #oracle of lore

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steampoweredskeleton · 2 months

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. Ignore

#delete later #theres gunk in my lungs and i feel it crackling abd i want it fuckin GONE so here i am laid on my side with my hips raised #above my chest so it hopefully dislodges abd it is working but feeld SO GROSS and is not helping the sinus headache #ive never had crackly coughs as far as i cab remember abd oh my god theysuck???#my little sisyer gets ill a lot abd thibgs settle in her chest real easy abd all i can say is that sje is a STRONGER PERSON THAN ME #when it comes to illnesses #i hate this shit #ive emailed to let my manaher know i cant commute in tomorrow and ill see if i can sit upright long enough to work from home in the morning #im not sure i will. honestly even if i do i may call in sick anyway bc this fatigue is unreal #im always exhausted #i lie down multiple times a day snd if i dont thwn I'm fucked the next couppe of days #but this is next level #dizzy and shaky WHILST LAID DOWN #that was when my temperature was fucked tbf. that stopped this morninh thank god. we'd gotten to the three day #start to be concerned window but it stopped so we're fine #i also looked up chest infection advice bc thats what my flatmate reckons it is and got told that unless i can't breathe or its #been over a week to just rest #as it's probably viral too and caused by the illness my flatmate has. antibiotics dont work on that type #so unless fever comes back im gonna be waiting for improvements

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fireboos99 · 4 months

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HAHAHHAHAHHA I DID IT I FILLED EVERY SPACE and almost all of them are coloured :D

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#little fire's art #cw: gore #just in case because of May's #I'm not gonna bother tagging the medias/characters #ignore the fact that July's was part of the colour wheel challenge thing #my favs this year is probably Jan and Nov #even if Jan was a screencap redraw #would it even still be called that if it's a comic panel? idk #April had the short end of the stick bc I was recovering from sleeping on my chair every night in March #bc I couldn't be upstairs bc that was the COVID quarantine zone #and I wanted to avoid getting sick #which I was successful #but my chair is not a bed #should I be sorry for Sep and Nov bc they're a request and gift respectively?#idk but they're still my art #so I do have the right to share them #even if they technically belong to the people they were drawn for fhsdjf #okay not technically #absolutely belong to them #but still #I drew them #and Nov's does have my oc #the ginger one #Hisaki the disaster lesbian arsonist kitsune #I guess the gift does count as a request as well #since I asked my friend what he wanted me to draw for him for his bday #this year was a heck of a year #but I survived #and reached my goal of finally doing at least one drawing a month #I should shut up and actually post this

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klara-rosa · 4 months

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the way a day in home office can make me feel so much calmer and more sane in just 8 hours is insane 🥰 no putting on a fake smile, no masking, no jeans, no makeup, no one I have to talk to or stupid jokes I have to fake laugh at. just my quiet, calm self sitting in my lovely apartment in my favourite sweatpants with my nice skincare on and my favourite music in the background 🥰

#I have had the worst week and originally wanted to go call in sick today but decided to go through with wfh #and i feel sooo much better today #i've had the calmest day #and now i took a nice warm shower washed my hair put on my new body lotion and am about to slather my face in skincare again #then i'm gonna cuddle uo in bed with my dog and probably fall asleep to some asmr 🥰🥰#I really needed this just a day away from people #like i just want to not see anyone sometimes and just exist in silence #like i live silence because my head is racing all the time so i love it when my surroundings are quiet #personal #introverted #social anxiety #and other problems

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vitiateoriginator · 1 year

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My datemate was sick recently (only had it for 2 days). I knew I'd catch his cold regardless, so I kissed him, despite it increasing the odds of illness. I am a sick, empty headed frog, who is too full if love

#I didn't want to not give him love ;;#also we sleep next to each other in a tiny bed so this was inevitable regardless #anyways I'm gonna force myself to go to work tomorrow even if I have tocrawl lol #gotten sick too much recently and I'm scared of calling out without them at least seeing me sick #don't want them to think Im faking shit #also I need moneyyyy #even if its only like $14 extra for the hour I work its worth it #the travel is whats gonna kill me tbh #gotta get up at 6 am #wait in the cold outside for the bus at 7 for when it comes at 7:30 #thenI have a 10 minute walk to work after I get off #and then I gotta wait 1-5 minutes in the vestibule for a manager to let me in #then I gotta wait in the breakroom til 8:30 to clock in #only to probably leace within an hour or two #IF I can handke the journey #if not Im calling an uber to wheel my pathetic ass home #hehe #funn #sam's rants about life

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steviesbicrisis · 7 months

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A Barbie AU where the Kens decide, in order to get some recognition, to get individual names.

Steve, who’s just a Ken very good with kids, is having an identity crisis after his Barbie, journalist Barbie, broke up with him.

Not even picking a name as unique and special as Steve, so much different than Ken, managed to cheer him up.

Everyone keeps saying he should be happy about the change, and discover who he is outside of Barbie’s orbit, but he can’t see what was so wrong in their relationship. He loved waiting all day for Barbie to look at him, even if it was for a brief second.

As if going through an existential crisis wasn't enough, he has to do it under the constant mocking of his archnemesis, Ke- Eddie.

Eddie, with his long curly and annoyingly gorgeous hair, who has a sense of style he would give all of his rollerblades for, and who's always there to notice whenever Steve makes a mistake.

Eddie even has his Barbie still by his side, cheerleader Barbie, and every time Steve sees them together he gets a sick feeling in his stomach, like a tummy ache. Doctor Barbie visited him a couple of times and found nothing wrong with him, he imagines he's a little jealous of Eddie for being with a Barbie.

Steve talks about this with Polyglot Barbie, his best friend, annoying her to death.

"Why are we talking about Ken, again?" she interrupts Steve's retelling of his last encounter with Eddie.

"It's Eddie" Steve corrects her.

"Right," she nods. She's very supportive of their silly-name-thing (how most Barbies call it), but she still has trouble remembering all the names, "why are we still talking about him?"

They're hanging out at the park, sitting under a tree, Barbie's leg on top of his, and they're holding hands. It's nice. Steve is happy to have a best friend like Barbie.

Steve looks up, meeting Eddie's gaze. He's sitting at one of the picnic tables not far away from them, doing nothing besides glaring at Steve.

Barbie squeezes his hand to get his attention back, and Steve looks away.

"Because he keeps tormenting me! he's even glaring at me right now, I'm gonna get stress wrinkles!" Steve finally replies, in a distressed tone.

"You're being dramatic," she says, matter-of-factly, "Eddie isn't so bad with you. You know, he kinda treats you like his Barbie."

If Steve had a beating heart, it probably would've stopped right at this second.

"What?"

"You know, he's always looking for you, he is always giddy whenever you give him a crumble of attention. He hangs out where you hang out... why do you think he's sitting all alone at a picnic table, just staring at you?"

"Maybe he's waiting for his girlfriend" he suggests.

"Are you talking about Cheerleader Barbie?" she giggles, "she's not his girlfriend, trust me."

"But he picks on me! all the time! Like this morning, I tripped and he made a comment about my legs!" He gestures at his legs with his free hand.

Barbie tilts her head to the side "you mean this morning at the beach when he held you in his arms for ten minutes to prevent you from falling and Barbie had to tell him to let you go?"

"… yeah” he manages to say. He hadn’t realized how long Eddie held him in his arms, he was upset about almost falling in front of him, but he also liked the feeling of his arms around him.

Everything feels different now.

Barbie's look softens "How does this make you feel?"

"I don't know" he answers, honestly "I just can't stop thinking about him."

A loud noise at their right startles them off of their conversation. They turn around to see Eddie lying on the floor, a trash can at his feet.

Steve doesn't give himself the time to realize that Eddie has probably heard their entire conversation and has tripped on that trash can because of it, he just rushes to Eddie's side to help him out.

Eddie stammers while Steve pulls him back up, not making much sense.

Steve is used to see Eddie as an intimidating guy, someone to compete with for Barbie’s attention. He never realized how much he liked to have Eddie’s attention instead, nor how he loved to give that attention back in equal amount.

“Nice legs” he tells him, repeating the same words Eddie told him that morning.

Eddie stops his incoherent stream of words when he hears him “what?”

“You heard me” Steve says.

“I did” Eddie admits. He pulls the trash can back up, to have an excuse to not look at Steve when he asks “you can’t stop thinking about me?”

For some reason, that’s the easiest question Steve has ever had to answer to “yes, I can’t.”

Eddie jolts back up startling Steve, the trash can falling out of his hands and hitting the ground once again.

“Cool” he says, using all of his willpower to hide his excitement by keeping a relaxed face, failing miserably.

“I guess” Steve grins. Knowing he has that effect on Eddie is making him the most confident he has ever felt in his life.

“So, since you can’t stop thinking about me…” Eddie repeats, in a tone that Steve would’ve mistaken for a mocking one until few hours ago “…we could hang out on the beach later. I’ll bring my guitar.”

“I’ll bring mine too then” Steve replies immediately.

Eddie panics “We can’t both have a guitar!”

Steve crosses his arms on his chest “who says that?”

Eddie opens and closes his mouth a couple of times then mutters, defeated, “fine.”

“Great!” Steve takes a step forward and gives Eddie a peck on his cheek “I’ll see you later.”

Eddie, who makes a face again trying to hide his excitement, nods and turns away “cool.”

He walks away slowly, towards the park’s exit. Right by the gate, he throws himself into an hedge. Steve can clearly hear him when he screams words along the lines of “FINALLY”, “I HAVE A DATE” and “SUBLIME”.

Steve turns to Robin who has witnessed the whole thing, while Eddie is still screaming random words from the bushes.

“I think I’m in love.”

#I’ve been wanting to write this since I saw the movie #but it never felt right #this is the best I could do lmao #in case it wasn’t clear I’m making fun of Steve for going from basic name to basic name lmao #I love him #I just think they’re neat #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #steve and eddie #steve x eddie #platonic stobin #barbie #Barbie au #Steddie au #steddie au Barbie

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cicadidae-tm9899 · 1 year

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God this feels bad

#I've had genuine episodes of dysphoria and depersonalization maybe 3 times?#lemme tell ya #it's not fun #in the middle of making this post i heard what sounded like 300 dogs dying at once outside my house #i keep nearly spiraling thinking about my future #i know I'm probably gonna have to cut off my parents #if they don't cut me off first #but i love my dad #i don't know what I'd do if i wasn't able to call him anytime i needed.#I'm scared man #and I'm so tired #sick of the fact that i wasn't born a boy #at least that way I'd just be gay #and not a degenerate freak of nature going against god's will or whatever #shit sucks dude #personal #i thought about trying to keep it a secret.#just shaving whenever i saw them and making excuses for any changes in my voice #dealing with mild chest dysphoria when i visit #i hate lying #I've gotten decently good at it but i don't like it #shit

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chaosandmarigolds · 20 days

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My favorite thing about Simon Riley (at least how he is in my head ya know) is that he's either on top of it like he knows you better than anyone else-

It was just a regular Friday night, you had been out with some friends and probably drank a bit too much for anyone's comfort, so with a sigh of defeat you called your boyfriend (who you had pinkie promised you wouldn't need to call, because you are a mature, well adjusted, adult) It was late but not very so the phone only rang once before he picked up.

"Good evenin princess."

"Si?" your voice was a bit rasped and the lingering sob in the back of your throat didn't help your case, a cryer is what your friends called your more drunken state, "I...Lil too much."

A pause and you hear the jingle of his keys, "Ten minutes. Stay on the phone with me, yeah?"

"Mkay, is' cold outside."

"Why are you outside, baby?"

"Ji-Jill got an uber- said-said I couldn't come. an-and the bar sai-said I can't go back inside...they were so mean."

"Fuckin Jillian-" You hear him mutter and then his voice goes back to its regular level, "Baby I want you to go back to the bar and tell them that I'm gonna be there to pick you up in a minute, is's snowin out here."

A short pause, "And I know the guy at the door scares you but I need you to be my strong girl and go back inside, yeah?"

Or its just, he's oblivious until the very end-

You were currently running a hundred-and-two fever, your muscles ached and everything in you screamed at you to sit down and take a nap. However, your boyfriend just got back from deployment and you were determined to make sure everything was perfect for him. And, thus far, it was- you put on some makeup to make yourself look alive and you just resigned to not speaking a lot, or eating. He didn't seem to notice, about forty hours back into being home and everything was perfect! Aside from the lingering feeling you may just drop dead at any moment.

So at that moment, you sat on the sofa with him, his arm wrapped around your shoulders, your hot skin covered by your hoodie and the hood of it pulled over to hide your face as you had aptly nuzzled into his side. You felt like death.

Yet in Simon's mind he thought you were just being a blushing school girl, excited about his return and a bit flustered by it. Until he dipped his head down to press a kiss against your forehead.

"The fuck?" He muttered as he moved his hand to your forehead and tugged down the hood to look at you, "Why're so hot?"

You gulp down and shrug your shoulders, "Jus little sick. 'M okay."

"Girly- your skin is burnin up." "Okay?" "How...have you bee' sick this 'tire time?"

"Really feel fine-"

"Lair."

A pause and you look down, "Only little bit."

(annnyway thats it <333 comments and all that jazz make my day)