i think it's funny browsing my tumblr text posts and stuff because i so clearly swap between a handful of different "voices" and way of speaking about different subject matter. this blog is so inconsistent DID moment

Yippee!

I think 2 figures I've been waiting on are going to be here soon

>:3c

Am I the only one still hoping for a Zac Efron and Vanessa rekindling? Just me? Okay. I’ll see myself out 😅

Oh wow girl... Zanessa!??! 😅 You're taking it WAY back lol! 😅🤣

Too bad Zac messed up his face. 🥴 He didn't even need work done. Hollywood I swear.... 🤦

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

king of rizz™ 🥂

anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)

i’d like to think i’m funny 

More Aurora!

Hey, if you're here, check this out!

Bill & Frank  +  Ellie & Riley  +  parallels  ( 1.03 / 1.07 )

It's alright | 26122023

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Based on a scene of @asterbae's story "Perfect Slaughter". I already did some simple character art before, but this particular scene in chapter 10 just hit differently and I wanted to bring this to paper since the first time I read it. reader discretion is advised, pls read the tags before checking it out

on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as 'masturbatory' because even though it's an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it's impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

Pillow-talk...? But Sanji doesn't know what to do with the compliments not earned with his service

Missed drawing these two too

Bonuses

Filling the "No more Ahsoka episodes" void with silly meme redraws

Sparkkey's new series is officially subbed under Youku Animation at YouTube. I thought "My Senior Brother Is Too Steady" was the title, but I was mistaken. It's officially "Big Brother". And in pinyin, it is, "Shixiong a Shixiong."