where are the writers for the mariejordan tag on ao3? they vanished when we needed them the most... (btw their tag hit 200 works!)

i now understand that the team doesn't believe france exists. with that in mind, i'm glad that they compromised by adding switzerland in the promo instead of leaving out one of the 4 languages of the smp for the hundredth time. imagine how awkward that would be !! 😁👌💖

I concurrently battle a nasty migraine but at least I can be dramatic and act like Crosshair by touching my head in that dramatic ass way, pretending to battle the effects of my inhibitor chip

I feel like I've somehow summoned the Diabolik Lovers fandom. I foolishly believed the fandom was small, but I return to find more and more people in my notes. My first post was an act of hubris, to be sure.

why have my posts been flopping oml. perhaps I am unloved and unworthy

Me, planning my funeral, for when this flu, double ear infection and my three pre-existing heart conditions finally shuffle me off this mortal coil. 😂

Tummy ache so bad I'm starting to regret all the times I wasn't in pain and took it for granted

if the roland garros final ends up being zverev vs djokovic i will actually kill myself

I WAS on 8 daily medicine

Saw doctor today

9 daily medicine

okay, so today how tf did i find myself running through part of a forest absolutely covered in nettles and scraping myself through a narrow fence with barbed wire to get an old and partially deaf runaway dog back to her owner????????? 😩😩😩

Me: If I see one more number I'm gonna jump through the window.

@alder-saan : Look at the chat

Me: *Looks at the chat and immediately looses will to live*

@alder-saan : sent number 1 in chat

Smh... I'm a lil peeved that Cheritz is adding a NEW person to the Ssum... should've had all these guys on that game from the START??? My motivation to keep up w that game has been long gone bc it was just not appealing to me... I also hated the 20 minute breaks in between the chats bc I don't want to wait around for his ass to finish doing what he does??? Like... I didn't even try Harry's route bc I don't like his name LMFAOO... I am curious about the new guy but god... that game is just... anyway I do think Saeran looks cute in the recent mm title screen.

sometimes, I feel like a sick dog ready to be put down

The toddlee tag is barren... I'm gonna kms...

We are t-minus 30 minutes until the queerphobic grandparents turn up 🙃

They don't know I'm queer but they also haven't seen my very short - almost masculine - haircut, so I'm sure that will go down well.

How long will they be here before they start dropping hints about my love life, do you think?

At least they're going home again tomorrow.

Ugh.

There are few things more upsetting than finding out that you JUST missed out on buying a zine for something you love, first it was the Jasper zine and now I've gone missed the @10yearsofdishonoredzine zine by a matter of MONTHS aiuuaiggugh