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shslargue · 1 year

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I’m assuming your url is meant to be like shsl argue, like danganronpa super high school level. But I always read it as SHJAKSHHLLARRRRKKGGLLEEEE 🥰

I’ve had this url since I was twelve and into dangan ronpa. I am no longer into dangan ronpa and have grown to actively despise it. but this is my BrandTM so I just haven’t changed it… the fact that someone else has recognized its origins fills me not only great shame but also actual, tangible terror

I’m retroactively changing the origins of the username. I hereby decree that it is officially pronounced SHSJDJJFJFKDJAAAARRGGLEEE

#LITERALLY WHEEZED WHEN I SAW THIS IN MY ASKBOX #I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD #can’t escape those ancient sins

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feelslikegold · 7 months

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SCREAM

#even HANNAH hates allthingsgvf I’M SCREAMING???????#even though this is just. picking a fight it seems like #girl log off 😭#I know that’s literally the shittiest UA in the world and I hate them but I am laughing so hard oh my god

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gently-decaying-flowers · 2 months

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I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANNOT BREATHE OH MY GOD @literatureisdying

#innocent sin posting #band mates <3 #oh my god i’m laughing so hard #guys this is all a joke i swear

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 8 days

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So I was reading articles about John Hurt (as I do when I procrastinate on life in general lol) and I saw a still shot of a movie I’ve never seen still shots of before; so I looked it up. It’s a play. I was worried I wouldn’t find it in full online; but I did, so here it is in all its glory:

youtube

He’s just… ugh I want to gently hold his face in my hands he’s just so sad and lonely with his weepy voice and eye bags. I couldn’t process half of what he said but I think this is a warning about always speed-running through life to get to the next good thing. We should appreciate the moment; because in the end, we’ll have nothing at all but our memories. If we rush through life, we won’t have any memories to keep us warm at night when the chill of death creeps up on us in our old age.

Also, spool, spooooooooooollll…….

spoooooooooooooooooooooolllllll [cackles in mentally unstable]

@kaleidoscopr @theindo @possessedbydevils @randomtwospirit

#The fucking banana. I was talking to him through the screen like #“…a banana??? You keep bananas in…. there? You good man? A—are you okay?#What the hell are y—” [cracks up but quickly stops laughing] “Oh— oh honey… you’re not right are you?#No you’re not right. Uh…. Why don’t you sit down; your breathing sounds awful. You sound like you’re gonna die…#OH GOD [loses my shit laughing/cringing ] “Oh— oh ouch. No no no— I’m not laughing at you I just— I like your actor…#a lot… too much probably #and he’s just good at what he does and the timing of it all… this is exactly how I act when I’m home alone #I swear I’m not laughing at you… I just— PUT THAT BANANA BACK YOU’RE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF”#John Hurt #stage acting #Krapp’s Last Tape (2001)#Samuel Beckett #Yeah… funky stage play. Very moving and dreamlike #[This is me gently holding Mr. Krapp and rotating him in my mind like a bowl of ramen in a microwave]#Screaming crying throwing up beating the walls #I am unwell #Ough ough ough #It’s not difficult for me to watch per se #but I’m very much the kind of person who HAS to help when someone’s having a hard time doing something #— especially if they’re old or otherwise infirm — or I’ll feel like a piece of shit for weeks… and this fucking man #this fucking man is so good at being frail and pitiful that I feel genuinely agitated that I can’t reach into the screen and help him #It’s like the torture scene in 1984 all over again where he just barely manages to wrench himself upright on the table #then immediately falls off onto the concrete floor with the most tragic sickening bone-grinding splat you’ve ever heard #AND HAS TO HOIST HIMSELF UP ONTO HIS FEET ALL BY HIMSELF WHEN HE’S MALNOURISHED AND EXHAUSTED #Like ughhhhhh let me pick him up and wrap him in a blanket and carry him somewhere warm and safe and make him an omelette #And I know I write whump and I shouldn’t be this sensitive #but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MR. HURT YOU ARE KILLING ME #Youtube

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aajjks · 3 days

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nvm…this is PERFECT 😈

mommy issues!JK

why are you so good at hurting jungkook? maybe you’re better off keeping your thoughts to yourself because you always do more harm than good to your relationship; it’s always you. you don’t see nothing wrong with being engaged to jungkook. you love him, you really do but you also feel doubt. a lot of doubt.

after covering up the hickies as best you can, you leave the bathroom and head to the kitchen to wash the container you had your strawberries and cream cheese in. since you don’t have anything to do, maybe you’ll start applying for jobs or maybe you’ll go to the hair salon and get a haircut.

after jungkook finishes getting dressed, he presses a kiss to your temple and to your round belly before leaving you alone in the quiet apartment. “make sure you text me when—,” you say but jungkook shuts the door before you could finish your sentence. you let out a sigh, he’s definitely upset.

you throw some sandals on, grab your keys, and head out to run some errands. you go to the grocery store and load up on more snacks for both of your babies, head to a baby store to look for some baby clothes, go to the salon to get your hair cut into a short pixie, and—

*BUZZ*

from jungkook 🩵🥰✨

had to stop and grab gas. what you up to?

you okay?

to jungkook 🩵🥰✨

i’m okay. running some errands

are you okay? i miss you already 🥺

i’m sorry for being weird this morning. i love you so much ❤️

you get in your car and drive back to the apartment and when you arrive back home, you take a much needed rest on the couch (for 3 hours to be exact) until you hear loud knocking at the door and the sound of the doorbell. “give me a sec” you say as you stretch before getting up and opening the door to see eunwoo with an excited seol.

“hey y/—WOAHHHHHHHH!!!! are you preg—,”

“HEY SEOL!! why don’t you go put your stuff up while me and your uncle talk” you place a kiss on the 5-year olds head and wait for seol to be a little further before revealing that you haven’t told him about your pregnancy or anyone for that matter.

“ohhh okay okay but wow, look at you. how far along are you?”

“four months. i’ll be five next week. jungkook didn’t tell you that i was pregnant?”

“no! he didn’t tell me anything about it! you look great though. man, i can’t wait to tell alina. she’s gonna be so excited”

“no, you can’t tell anyone until jungkook gets back”

“where’s he—oh yeah, he’s in incheon. what’s the gen—,”

eunwoo is interrupted by a knocking at the door which surprises the both of you since you weren’t expecting any guests today. you open the door and you’re in shock to see a certain familiar person that you’ve yet to meet.

those eyes, that nose, those bunny teeth, is this…

“oh, hello! you must be the maid”

“maid?”

“have you seen my son? i wanted to talk to him about something”

introducing: jeon ji-yeon, aka, jungkook’s beloved mother.

~🫧

Eunwoos eyes widen in shock at the interaction between you and jungkooks mother. “Oh-Oh no Mrs Jeon this is yn!!!!” he shakes his head, getting nervous.

Why would she mistake you for a maid? This is so embarrassing and awkward. Someone just take him away.

“Uh yn this is jungkooks mother.” Eunwoo introduces you to his aunt, he’s so close to your fiancé that he calls his mother aunt “숙모!!! This is jungkooks girlfriend!” He explains.

“But she is not Nara?”

dude, this is so awkward, she’s here after so many years, he needs to tell jungkook.

as he is telling her about your relationship with her son, she can’t help but stare at your pregnant belly.

“Uhhh why is she pregnant?” She questions and eunwoo feels even more uncomfortable, his ears are getting redder,

“uhhh yn explain okay? I’m sorry I’m in a hurry. I have to go to incheon too. Take care OK, if Seol troubles you just call alina. Bye yn- Bye 숙모!” And with that he runs away from the awkward situation he had found himself in.

Just as he leaves, he takes his phone to message His best friend about the storm is going to come into his life soon.

Or rather has already arrived.

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Jungkook is looking over to some papers, busy signing them when he gets a few messages on his phone, he didn’t reply to your messages so maybe it’s you.

He can’t lie he’s a little mad at you because it’s hard for him to understand you and you don’t even know what you want, it is frustrating and degrading at this point.

But nonetheless, he picks up his phone, but he is surprised to see that the texts are from his best friend.

eunwoo 😎

dude your mother is here at your home and yn and her met and it was really awkward.. I think you need to come home.

ALSO BTW WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU’RE EXPECTING A NEW KID? I’M ABOUT TO BE AN UNCLE AGAIN WOW MAN YOU’RE FAST. 😉

And jungkooks face pales.

He needs to hurry back to Busan NOW.

#I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW #ask: mi!jk #WHY WOULD HIS MOTHER MISTAKE HER FOR THE MAID? OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY. I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING BUT I CAN’T STOP.

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freakazoidfag · 22 days

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Fuck You Mean I Would Have Been. aj. aj. Fuck You Mean

im fucjibg dying bird i’m so sorry this is how you had to find out but it’s true $/$//)/&:’

#actually laughed so hard at this oh my god #i’m so sorry bird #asks

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the-scarlet-witch-22 · 5 months

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My conductor to me when he says he can tell I didn’t practice 💜☺️

#I’m literally laughing so hard during this break I’m CRYING #he came up to me and he was like wow that was a pretty rough first half for you #and I was like yeaaaah… I’m sight reading #and he goes “oh yeah I know #my GOD #we’re getting drinks next weekend tho so we’re still besties

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homosubtext · 6 months

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love is beautiful.

#oh my god i love my girlfriend. oh my god.#i’m going to cry. i love her so hard and she loves me so hard too. peace and love on planet earth.#we’re silly together we’re there for each other she helps me out of spirals she laughs at my jokes she wants to do things for me just so i #don’t have to do them i want to buy everything in the world for her and make her happy all the time and hear her laugh and see her smile #reymbles #gf posting

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petrichorium · 9 months

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I’m ngl I cringe at things a lot and that love surge video isn’t even that cringy to me 😭😭😭

#LIKE SNFNJSF THE AVERAGE COSPLAYER MAKES ME WINCE HARDER THAN THIS VID DOES………#idk like i personally would Not wanna do it but if my partner did whatever #but people keep going like this is THE cringiest thing EVER oh my GOD #(even if they’re not harassing the op which even if it DID make me cringe that hard obvi not fucking okay)#but idk I’m watching fuckin. nickisnotgreen’s vid on it and he n his gf can’t even get through the first five sec without #pausing and laughing and cringing and I’m just like…… it’s not that deep #I can’t explain it I think people r being so performative abt finding it cringe #like if two people enjoying each other makes u wince that hard I think that might be an issue with you and ur own relationship w intimacy #pattering on the roof

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shadowgasp · 2 years

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i was scrolling through Pinterest again (as you do) and somehow found the funniest tmnt memes i’ve ever seen.

really let them marinate in your brain. have a fun time scrolling.

finding these one after the other on a random monday night is the oddest thing that’s ever happened to me. but i was crying from them. maybe my humor is finally broken. lmao. so sorry. you can scroll now.

#leigh speaks #just imagine me tapping on these one after the other. having to set my phone down before dropping it from laughter.#am i just naive to the tmnt meme side of the internet? because i’ve literally never seen these before and i’m heaving from laughing so hard #idk. oh god #tmnt #memes #pinterest #rottmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt memes #photos #not cr

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exopelagic · 4 days

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i said i wouldn’t do it this time but it’s 3am and mods asleep. boy

#welcome to another episode of Luke is insane abt hockey boy!#this time featuring a guy who is actually this time almost (ALMOST) confirmed to be queer #the almost is partly me being insane because I don’t trust anything anymore #but like. there are only so many reasons you wear pride converse. that is not ally behaviour #it just threw me this time I think bc I’d been like no. heterosexual. bc I think I became aware of him when he joined the real hockey team #because the OTHER problem is that the whole time I’d been thinking he was cute as hell (bc he is) and simultaneously being like no. bad.#anyway this meant that I have actually talked to him a bunch without overthinking it this term which honestly has been very cool #not like a whole lot but we’ve played together a decent amount and hopefully will keep doing that #and yesterday discovered hes recommending other people talk to me abt goalieing which is insane to me bc I am truly not that good #but apparently I made an impression!#anyway it does not help that this guy has gotten incredibly good at hockey in the past few months #idk man I make bad decisions (I say as if this was a decision) bc it is now the end of term once again <3 #which means absolutely nothing can or will happen until after summer. which isn’t an issue #I’m just frustrated by my tendency to realise these things right before I’m about to not see the guy for X period of time #I also desperately need to stop crushing on hockey boys I swear but in my defence that is the main way I meet people #I think I’m cursed actually. that would explain many things #anyway he also has exams until next Tuesday which means he’ll be at hockey next week but idk abt this week which is devastating #i just wanna have talk to the guy more honestly to see how that goes bc we’ve not rlly talked individually for an extended time yknow.#in other words we have not had A Conversation it’s been groups or like quicker exchanges #he’s kinda quiet but i can’t quite tell which way yknow. I know he’s Watching basically all the time. and he is slightly awkward #which is also kinda cute. he gets a lil rambly when he talks abt hockey and I wanna push that button more #i. topsy if you’re reading this you’re gonna laugh so hard I just realised. he’s captain of the team now.#which sidenote is INSANE bc he started playing with them THIS YEAR #but oh my god. okay.#anyway. I need to start complimenting guys more for multiple reasons but also #1. he dresses very cool 2. he caught me looking at his shirt last week without saying anything (BEFORE I caught the rainbow converse)#i compliment women on their clothes and jewellery and hair and shit all the time but I do not with men bc. I mean do I need to explain.#but this is so unfair I am haunted by existence of boy and here we are once again. posting on tumblr with the possibility of seeing him lik #two more times before summer. might be three or four depending on what he comes to #luke.txt

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landfilloftrash · 3 months

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so i followed you for your ace attorney art, and then one day i saw you post les misérables art and was like "what does this mean" and then you kept doing it and i want to understand the context so guess what FUCKING BOOK I'M BUYING

i blame this on you (/positive) (i'm probably gonna enjoy this)

JESUS CHRIST

Holy fuck anon, you have made my fucking week /so. SO extremely jovial and affectionate.

Like-- I like to call myself a pied piper but its usually exclusively because my friends have to deal with me rambling 24/7 and get into whatever I'm talking about! I even joked earlier in the week that I should tooootally draw something with Edgeworth and Javert to pull some Ace Attorney fans into Les Mis. Oh how the monkeys paw has curled a finger for me. /jov

To hear that a stranger from the internet, who LIKES MY ART, is picking up LES MISÉRABLES. BECAUSE OF MY ART. Is one, fucking astounding, two, absolutely heart warming, three I feel like I need to draw something just for you man, so feel free to message me privately or ask on anon again for something (Les Mis related or Ace Attorney or what-fuckin-ever; treat for you.)

#whispers from the void #rea rambles #Les Mis #bro. that is the ultimate compliment. oh my god. I was laugh-crying so hard because this was NOT what I was expecting in my inbox.#and dear god do not worry about it if you decide you have to put it down. Its alright. I adore it (I’m rereading it for a 2nd time)#but I know I am an anomaly!#thank you so so much though. I do genuinely hope you enjoy Vicky Hugo’s “can’t shut up about his opinions disease’’ book #because its genuinely super funny in between all the misery— as the name implies. (That being ‘The Wretched’.)#Hope you have a fantastic day anon #rea rambles in the tags #my art #rough sketchy art #rea’s trash

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sweetest-honeybee · 1 year

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I’m watching the Biggering animatic again and first of all, I wish I spent more time in it but the timing for some of the pics are fucking hilarious, I am WHEEZING

#like oh my GOD #also could’ve used a LOT more frames lmao but I’m in tears #for as dramatic as it is I’m laughing so so hard

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sparklebootsandvans · 7 months

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look we got a larry is the biggest load of bullshit 2023 version 😂😂 happy larryween guys i hope harry gets the white stuff out of his hair <33

#I CANNOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY #OH MY GOD #I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

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electricbluetempest · 6 months

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