me: i just want someone to throw sonny for no fucking reason

@murderdeals in my inbox: *YEETS SONNY*

me:

Hmmm…

Ok but now that I’m thinking about it… h/obbits definitely vore. Like, that would 100% be a thing in their culture. They’re just some peaceful, fun-loving folks who value creature comforts, trust/loyalty, and fostering relationships with their community . And you know how they feel about meals. That’s like, h/obbit 101. Mealtime = bonding time. And what better way to accomplish that than combining the things they love into one convenient package? Dozing off after dinner in a rocking chair by the fireplace with one hand holding a pipe, the other happily patting their belly… they’ve got their tiny friends inside to keep them company as they all fall asleep in their post-meal bliss, perhaps humming them a merry little tune… it’s definitely an image I can imagine very easily.

I can also definitely see it being a thing that doesn’t really translate well outside of h/obbit society. Like, they bring it up so cheerfully and casually, and everyone else is like “You do WHAT after dinner??” XD

Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh this is 100% the truest and most adorable thing I have ever had the pleasure of reading and that imagery is just so precious 🥺. H/obits don’t exactly have much in the way of magic when compared to elves and dwarves, but this odd little trick is really something they’ve gotten quite good at. No one really remembers where it came from or how the practice started, but they don’t exactly care too much either. It’s simply a nice after dinner way to relax and bond with each other, and makes storytelling that much more fun when you get to listen from inside your friend’s belly. Eating a friend after sharing a meal together is a just such a natural thing to them that no one even considers it might not be something the other races practice. Also, if the practice is mostly a cozy after dinner thing then that would give h/obbits a really interesting perspective on sharing their friend’s belly with a bit of food. They see that aspect as pretty normal and not at all gross or weird, and would probably freak out if they found themselves falling into an empty belly. Not in a scared way, but more of a ‘oh my goodness are you sure you’re eating enough? Here go help yourself to something in my pantry I insist’ sort of way. Gotta make sure everyone has enough to eat after all! 

I’m just picturing the rest of the fellowship finding out about the tradition via like, a similar sort of “what about second breakfast” scene and it’s making me wheeze. G/andalf and A/ragorn would be aware of the practice I think, having both spent a considerable amount of time in Bree and the surrounding areas, but the rest of the fellowship? Oh they’ve got no clue, so when the h/obbits start talking together about relaxing after dinner or something they don’t exactly pay too much attention. It’s probably just a hobbit tradition that doesn’t concern them. And they would be right about it not concerning them, if F/rodo hadn’t decided to be polite and offer to include the rest of the party. You can imagine how that goes once it’s clarified exactly what he’s offering to include them in, much to the confusion of the h/obbits and slight amusement of A/ragorn and G/andalf. 

I can also see it happening when the h/obbits are all reminiscing about an evening listening to some of B/ilbo’s old stories or something and telling the rest of the fellowship about it. 

“You should have seen Sam. He managed to get his suspenders stuck on one of B/ilbo’s buttons after we were made small and-“ 

“Hang on what??? Made small???” 

“Well yeah, how else was he supposed to eat us?”

“EaT yOU?!?” 

It’s easier for L/egolas and G/imli to understand I think once the tradition is explained, since both of their races have experience with some stranger magics, but poor B/oromir is just a normal guy™️ who has no clue what’s happening. God I’m laughing just thinking about it help

I commissioned the absolutely lovely @anthemisarts to draw King, Sir, Neil and Andrew from my fic Paw and Order and when I tell you I kept having to pick up my jaw from the floor whenever Sira sent me updates, I wish I was kidding because LOOK HOW INCREDIBLE THEY LOOK!!!

Thank you again my dear Sira for bringing these two to life so perfectly, I will never stop looking at them (especially Neil’s eyelashes, he is so pretty and foR WHAT???) thank you for being an angel whom I will cherish every single day I love youuu 🧡 GO WORK WITH HER EVERYONE

You can read my very silly cat café AU here

Barely two minutes into Grian's Ep 8 and I'm losing it... what a fantastic task, oh my gosh. Jimmy on Discord haunting him from beyond the grave...

Every bit of that so far, from "No way!" to "Prove that you can see me!" and "This- This is mad-" is gonna make awesome 'fic material...

Jimmy: "And you're looking at Etho and ZombieCleo"

Grian, panicked, cutting him off: "Okay okay okay okay okay!"

this thing has me in stitches.

(East Greek plastic aryballos, East Greek, ca. 610/600-570 BC)

i got this comment on the latest chapter of my fic and ive been laughing so hard since yesterday.

thats me. i'm him. i am the president of the united states from sonic ive been writing my sonadow fanfiction on the white house laptop.

sierra making a fic after drumheller

Accurate. I'd be something like,

Notes: haiiii o(^▽^)o it's me again!! sorry i was gone for so long, i was competing in the newest season of TOTAL DRAMA q(≧▽≦q) !!!!!!! anyway, here's a quick 15k drabble i wrote in about an hour or so (*/ω＼*) i'm in the hospital right now after being caught up in a jet explosion and i'm still dealing with the smoke inhalation, broken ribs, third degree burns and baldness, but i'm not supposed to talk about that because SPOILERS!! o((⊙﹏⊙))o but all of this new free time means i can write more fics!! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

And the fic itself is a y/n self-insert wish fulfilment RPF of the Drama Brothers, using one of their song names as the title.

Now that we’ve reached Bread Crime in Les Mis Letters, I think it’s the perfect time to share the funniest shot from the 1935 movie.

Kageyama, in the Adlers locker room: I heard your boyfriend is some kind of chocolate chef now

Ushijima: yes, that's right, his job title is chocolatier

Kageyama: must be cool having a boyfriend who knows how to make chocolate

Ushijima: it is, he often makes things inspired by me

Kageyama: like what?

Ushijima pulls out his phone and shows off this picture:

Kageyama, feeling a bit jealous because Hinata never does things like that for him: is that something he sells at his shop?

Ushijima, looking at the picture fondly: no, he was actually reprimanded over this, but he ate it himself so that it wouldn't go to waste

And then Hoshiumi, who was only half listening and is now curious enough to come look at the photo, ends up spitting his drink out and wondering how he ended up on a team with these guys

Fantasy Wally but he talks to everyone like this one tumblr post I can’t find where the warlock calls the party “chat” and the god/demon patron “mod(s)”

“Hey mod this guy’s being mean. Kick em.”

*bandit dies a thousand deaths in the span of a millisecond*

Something like that 😂

this Immediately made me picture Wally & Home making a (poorly set up & executed) joke where Frank is being A Lot while Home is unfolded and Wally just goes "mod, chat is being too loud. ban them" & Home fully grabs Frank and starts to drag him into the building

DYING

"Me and my best friend used to joke about how Sven and Rupert's hair are actually wigs" submitted by @sky-kiddo

So, fun fact. Eshra('s species) is immune to capsaicin. He has no idea he just chemically attacked his boyfriend/best friend/packmate.

An idea that's been living in my brain for ages now and brought to life by the delightful @dysfunctional-doodle. Go check out their Ko-fi!

this is absolutely killing me *bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye playing in the background*

not “wolves in california” being an actual track title 😭