Tumgik
#I wasn't going to be super cheesy and silly on this but I can't help myself
belethlegwen · 2 years
Text
Henry and Atticus Jamsesh OOC
Myself and @adjacentperception have been letting our boys chill out together in the Concept Space lately while we're chatting and working out some writing energies and the like. Today, Henry and Atticus got together for a jam sesh (Henry on violin and Atticus on guitar) while me and Zip were hanging out with our friends in the real world, and when we got back this fun little moment happened and I thought y'all would like it: ---------------------------------------------------------------
Henry: =suddenly aghast= I DIDN'T TEACH HIM THE SONG ABOUT THE GIRL WITH THE LARGE DONKEY Belle: This is an ass joke, I just-- Henry: IT'S A SONG ABOUT ASSES Belle: =sigh=
Atticus: =separately, elsewhere= aw fuck he didn't tell me about the ass song Atticus: =sprinting back through the conceptual ether= YO Atticus: NASTY SONG [Zip: this is important]
Henry: =rifling through his things for his bow and his journal where he wrote all the lyrics= I learned this one from a very drunk woman in Gale's Port, literally drank my ship's first mate under the table and stole his coinpurse. She may have been my first love. Henry: =immediately starting a dramatic chord like it's the national anthem of the USSR or something= ANYWAY, this is a song about Magdelena Horace and her fat, fat donkey.
Atticus: =crying laughing @ the song and the tale and just the theater of it ALL= Atticus: You are literally one of the coolest people. Atticus: This is the best thing. I'm dead. Fucks sake dude. Atticus: Worth it. Thank you for this. I'll have to think of something equally as good to throw back at you.
---------------------------------------------------------------
LYRICS (as best as I can do them, I'm not a songwriter and don't know what I'm doing at the best of times but ENJOY)
Magdalena was herself quite known for having something quite profound Parading through the villages and towns: A donkey that was very round. She got it from her Mother you see, Who got it whence from Grandma Nell, you'd think her aunt would've gifted been, but her aunt was gifted… well… The Horace's had quite a farm and her aunt: two plump, round cows but they weren't known to leave the barn so Mother got the donkey, now and into town she'd go, singing:
[Chorus about a girl carting her fat donkey all over town and getting boys attentions]
Second verse is Magdalena being born, and everyone wondering if she'd be gifted that Fat, Fat Donkey Third verse is Oh Damn She Got That Donkey Fourth verse is Everyone Wants That Donkey Fifth verse is she charges for donkey rides End song
6 notes · View notes
amelee23 · 3 months
Text
Natural | Lee Minho
Tumblr media
Genre: FLUFFFFFF fluff fluff, romance
Pairing: Lee know x gender neutral reader
Word count: 3k
Warnings: going on a forest vacay to escape society, SUPER sappy cheesy stuff, SOFT, walks at 6 am, kisses and hugs and everything nice, a chokehold as a joke, humour, metaphors galore, he's cat dad, reader gets called kitten once, I love lino very much, promises for the future 🤭
Summary: You and Minho go on a vacation to a forest cabin. As he wakes you up at 6 am for a walk, you can't help but get sappy and admire him alongside the landscape. Your love for him makes Minho say something that might change your perspective of the future.
Tumblr media
You were gently shaken awake a little too early for comfort. First thing you felt was the heft of your eyelids and a subtle throbbing in your forehead; but the first thing you remembered, though, was the way you have probably fallen asleep having extremely soft conversations with your lover, about how far the both of you have come, the things you've accomplished, how proud you feel of each other and also of your friends who you grew up with.
"The sun's not even awake yet." You grumble to him, and he gives you a silly smile.
"But I am!" You can't help but snort, still pushing your nose further into the pillows. You didn't want to get out of bed, really. "C'mon, get up. Go on a walk with me."
"At this hour? Ugh, you're so random sometimes." You say, grumbling, but you start moving out of the bed.
It probably wasn't random at all. If you were to make a guess, it was probably premeditated and he had some sort of intention for taking a walk in the woods at 6 in the morning.
Well, he hoped it would be 6 in the morning but your drowsiness didn't allow for it. He had to be patient, make you coffee and a light breakfast, or else you'd turn blue like the cookie monster and eat him alive without food and caffeine in your system.
You looked out the window as the two of you were silently enjoying breakfast. It was such a beautiful sight, and if you just allowed it, the cherry chirp of the birds in the morning was enough to block the demons inside your head.
Although he had woken you up at ungodly hours, this was the vacation you both dreamt of. You rented out a cabin in the forest, and it was, for once, just you and him. The last people you've seen were in a different cabin 10 minutes down the road, and the center rental establishment that had groceries and necessities was 20 minutes away. Of course, it could prove to be a pain in the ass if you didn't prepare well, but you made sure you had everything you needed - so that you could truly disconnect from the world and let yourselves be swallowed up by nature.
You should have guessed Minho was always planning to go on this walk, considering how serious he seemed about it. While you were eating and trying to awaken your brain cells, he got dressed in a cozy shirt, loose pants and a backwards cap and he was already arranging a small backpack with water bottles and his Polaroid camera. He went as far as packing an external phone battery, too. Then he sat down next to you and waited.
You've gotten to know his array of expressions so well, you thought. He was looking at you, and to an outsider his expression would tell them close to nothing. But no, his expression looked gentle, kind, patient, impatient, exasperated and excited all at once. You could see how eager he was to move, almost as if his body was half-way already bolting out the door. Still, he was trying to maintain his calm, since there was no point to the outside views that awaited him if you weren't seeing them with him.
Your eyes met as you were admiring him, and almost like a kitten pawing for attention, he gently pulled at the sleeve of your pyjama shirt.
You were so in love with him, it wasn't even funny.
He began your little nature adventure by holding your hand and guiding you to the forest path, but as soon as you could hear the crunch of pebbles and branches under your feet, Minho was gone. He walked far ahead of you, as if he was caught in a trance. It was so weird, because in reality all you could see was his slumped back, his sluggish figure trudging through the forest, but in your mind he was running, he was twirling, he was opening his arms large to welcome the sun into an embrace. If only he would let the freedom that guides his soul be seen, without the fear of being judged or the weight of society pressing down on him.
You weren't mad he left you behind. In fact, you were having a blast just watching him: trip over a rock when he was too occupied looking at the height of the pine trees, taking pictures with his phone of every and any flower he deemed pretty or interesting, whispering "squirrel" and "hello little buddy" whenever he saw a critter.
He would turn around and look at you once in a while to reassure himself you're there and that you're safe. (And weren't stolen by some forest goblin.) Whenever he'd make a pit stop to take pictures you'd catch up with him and he'd ask you if you're okay, if you're bored or if you want him to slow down his pace. You'd tell him no, you'd tell him he's so endearing being in his natural element. And he'd smile, but it wouldn't be the kind of smile that shows a collection of pearly whites or spreads from one ear to the other. Not even his bunny teeth would show; it would be a closed-lipped, subtle smile, that you found was the most meaningful of them all when it came to Minho. It was the smile of "I feel content", it was the smile of "I feel at peace". Put in simple words, it was the smile of "I'm happy." His happiness was quiet, that was what you observed. And this smile, the truest of them all, showed in various situations: when he was taking walks in nature, when he was preparing a meal, when he was playing with his feline babies, and when he was spending time with you. You were part of his silent happiness, and you were perhaps, one of the only ones who knew what it meant.
And understanding one's personality, one's inner workings is not exactly an easy feat. Just how it took millennia for humanity to understand the laws of the universe, Minho thought it would take decades for someone to understand him. That is, if someone ever did.
But when you arrived, it was as if you were an enforcer fighting for the preservation of nature. A flower is most beautiful when it is on the field that it belongs to, rather than being plucked and put into a bouquet, forced to look beautiful for someone else. You preserved the flower where it was. You didn't uproot it. You gave him water, nourishment and talked to him in such a loving manner, that now he blooms so beautifully.
He's become much more beautiful than a human being should ever be.
Minho stopped one more time to take a picture of the path, and the shadows the trees were casting on the ground. A ray of light sneakily made its way through them, casting itself on a ladybug that was climbing up the tree bark. Minho took a picture of the ladybug, then turned towards the stray light and offered his hand to it. He played with the light between his fingers, let it roll along his palm, and then he put his hand down. He looked up, towards the sky, more golden strands of the sun dancing along his face, and he took a deep breath. When he exhaled, his chest looked lighter, and he seemed to begin to shine, a light sparkle dusting the skin of his arms, as if he was really becoming one with the sun.
He was breathtaking.
Having finally caught up with him, your arms circled his waist and you embraced him tightly, cheek smushing into his shoulder blades. It was an urge, an instinct, to do so.
He seemed a little startled, but he didn't complain. He patted your hands gently and then he took a picture of your hands woven so tightly around his torso, without catching his or your face in the picture. You knew that because it became his lockscreen after that day.
As softly as he could muster, as if to not scare you off, Minho held your hand and spun around to face you, his eyes sparkly and curious.
"Everything okay?"
"Mhm." You respond, holding him by the waist as if to show you didn't want him going anywhere. Minho loved the warmth that enveloped him. "You just looked so natural, so genuine." You smile at him, and he instantly knows by your grin you were having a poetic, sappy moment. "You always look like you belong right in nature. Had to touch you to make sure you're real." You emphasize your words by squeezing a little bit at his hips and the skin above his ribs, and he lets out a cat-like yelp that makes you giggle.
You become an entanglement of limbs when Minho decides to cup both sides of your face as you're holding him. Your face slightly mushed together, he angles your eyes to look into his, and none of you would win the competition of who's more enamoured than the other.
"Sometimes I really can't help but wonder... what are those pretty eyes of yours seeing when you look at me?" He asks in the softest way possible, and you're suddenly caught in a trance. His eyes pull you closer, his skin continues to sparkle, and a gentle warm breeze seems to circle the two of you.
"Magic." You answer, promptly, with certainty, still bewitched by the portrait of him among the trees. He lets out a puff of hair as he chuckles, but he doesn't mock you. He caressed your face with his thumb and you too feel warm.
"Magic?"
"It's like the magic of nature is coursing through you..." You begin to rant, but figure out finding the right words is quite a challenge. But Minho was patient. "It's hard to explain. It's like you're out of this world ... and yet the most human I've ever seen someone be... The most natural." Minho has heard this song and dance before. Countless of times you've called him a forest fairy, a fae, a nymph...but to him the most fascinating part of it was how you were able to tell. You could see where he belonged, where he shone the brightest. You allowed him to realize when he was happy and not be scared of that happiness; therefore, there was only one thought forming at the back of his mind. A thought, that was of course, completely random and not something he's thought about hundreds of times before while you were sound asleep.
"Marry me." He blurts out, and you blink at him, awaiting a grin, a laugh, a smirk, a signal of a joke. But there was none. He was solemn and focused as he watched the slight panic in your gaze.
"Do you really mean it?"
"Yes. I mean, not now. Someday." He answers in a split of a second. But then, he backs out as if burnt. Maybe, just maybe, he let his impulses get the better of him. "Why, do you not feel the same? It's okay, you can tell me if I'm being too pushy-" He's panicking, and panic doesn't fit his handsome features. So you grab him by the shoulders and kiss him with passion.
Kissing Minho was addicting.
"You're the first person I've ever liked kissing this much." You confess to him after you break apart. Then, you wrap your arms around him yet again and rest your head on his chest, your ear prying in to listen to the alarmed pace of his heart. You squeeze him tight, so very tight, almost like he was a teddy bear. "The first person I've liked holding so much." His heart continued to drum, for he was confused about what you were saying. Was he getting an answer to his question or was this your subtle way of switching the subject, saying that you weren't ready yet? Minho tries to calm down in order to focus on what you were saying. "The only one for which romance made sense." You begin to explain, your cheek still tightly pressed into his chest. You're calm and you speak in what is almost a whisper. "Feelings aren't supposed to be logical, I know, but... being with you is. It's logical... it just makes sense, being in love with you. I can never blame myself for it, never hold myself accountable. Because falling in love with you ...came to me as naturally as breathing; like it was always part of my DNA."
There is a nature in all of us. Cells, stardust, but mostimportantly, love. To love is human nature, fact discovered ever since medieval times. Whether you loved God like Dante, or loved humans like Boccaccio, it is destined for all of us to love.
"Because I'm nature...?"
He was human, he was nature, and towards him you felt only that which is most natural.
"Because you're nature. And I love nature." You pull back to look at him and are startled to see the ocean of his eyes, the reflection of stars in the sea. He was trying not to cry, and looking at you with the fondness of a thousand families.
"Nature loves you too, kitten." Once more he holds your face close, but this time around he leans down to kiss you on the forehead. It is a long kiss. It is a warm kiss. It is a meaningful kiss. "The whole world does. And I do even more." Words like these touched chords inside your heart you didn't even know could be touched. Minho always told you so, that you weren't just worthy of his love, but the love of every single person on this planet.
"Yeah, I bet the world loves me if they gave me you." You say, and Minho thinks you are joking. You weren't, but there was perhaps a limit of how sappy a moment can be until it gets truly too much.
"Ew." He jokes back, scrunching his nose to fake disgust. A grin appears on his face, which you mimic.
And that's all you do for a while. Like a movie panorama, you stay there to look at each other. The clouds, the trees, something must have moved with the wind since the sun starts to line both of your faces. One of your eyes starts to squint because of the light, and suddenly it hits you.
"So, are we married now? Where's my ring?"
Minho didn't expect that, and there were a number of reasons why you were sure of it; one, because he starts to blabber and two, because his ears turned red.
"Well, I uh, I uh, don't- I said someday... Not this exact moment! Uhm...Hold on." It's a good thing Minho was a boy scout when he was young, although he would have never thought his skills would come in handy in a situation like this.
You're confused about what he was planning, but you let him do his thing. He squats down next to a group of small, white flowers and plucks them out from the ground in such a manner that their stems remain very long. Then, he picks a strand of grass and takes your hand in his to measure your finger with it. After he has your measurements, he begins to wrap the flower stems around the grass strand with such craftsmanship, almost as if it hasn't been 15 years since he last made a ring out of flowers.
When he is done, he gingerly slides it up your ring finger and he's proud like a child. The ring is cute, tiny and light, and it tickles your finger softly. It's not gold or diamonds, but it is a promise, and it is so much more natural than forged metals and stolen minerals. So much more Minho.
"There you go." He beams proudly. Truth be told, he is flabbergasted he managed to make the ring actually hold without falling apart. "Now we share all of our assets and you are legally obligated to feed my cats when I'm not at home and clean out their litters." He speaks matter of factly, and you slap him on the chest.
"You only want me so I can do your chores! Tsk, I think our marriage is already falling apart." You joke, pretending to turn around and pout. Minho finds you hilarious, especially as he envelops you from the back and holds you in a pretend chokehold.
"The only thing falling apart is gonna be my wallet when I buy you that ring." You don't know if it's the light of the sun or you're blushing, but your face grows hot. Getting married was, of course, the natural order of progressing things in a relationship. But a part of you has always wondered if you are someone to deem worthy of marriage; if that's something that would ever happen to you. Now that such reality was approaching, it did really feel like magic.
Minho released you from the tight hold and decided to walk with your hand in his instead. He was looking at your finger, at the hand-made flower ring, and his quiet, peaceful smile came back to his face.
"I promise I'll get you a real ring soon. You'll have it on your finger by the time we come here again." He speaks softly, in a murmur, but you hear him. You stay quiet, but he sees you nod. You acknowledge his promise, and a completely harmless anxiety mixes in with the excitement that comes with thinking of that day.
"Does that mean we're not gonna have a vacation here for the next 5 years?" Minho rolls his eyes at your question, and the sappiness finally seems to come to an end; you're back to your lighthearted vacation.
-------------------------------
"Or perhaps I'll make you live in the wild with me for the next five years. If we never leave we can't come back." He wiggles his eyebrows at you, gives you his trademark serial killer look, and there was never a moment when you've loved him more. Never a moment when you've loved him more naturally.
.
©amelee23 do not copy, repost or translate.
Please consider leaving feedback after you read!
Hope you enjoyed!
Visit my Kofi page if you would like to tip me for my work 😁
Have an amazing day!
641 notes · View notes
aluvian · 3 years
Text
I got a request for more in response to this amazing ask I was sent. I definitely strayed from the topic, but I couldn't help myself!
(I apologize in advance. This is got a little out of hand)
--
Scully starts paying a little more attention to sports. She reads up on scores/stories/stats for basketball, baseball, and football. Maybe she even watches a few games on TV. The delighted, boyish grin on Mulder's face is totally worth it the first time she mentions something about the baseball game from last night. (And she knows it definitely turns him on a little.) She especially likes to drop casual, offhand comments while they're in the office doing paperwork. While they've definitely made out (a lot) in their little basement domain, it's off limits for anything heavier. And Mulder knows that. So she continues to tease him. He nearly flatlines the first time Scully comes out of his bedroom wearing nothing but his favorite Yankees jersey.
While on the run, Scully gets into the habit of being the big spoon far more often. She is so afraid of waking up one morning and finding Mulder gone again. If she's holding on to him, at least she'd go missing with him.
The first time Scully invites Mulder to stay at her apartment for the weekend, she makes him a home-cooked meal one night. He absolutely loves it. It wasn't anything super fancy, just chicken piccata and a simple pasta, but it's easily one of the best meals he's had in a long time. It's not that Mulder can't cook for himself, it's just easier to get takeout. (And he doesn't feel like he's worth the effort.) But that changes. If the most important person in his life thinks he deserves something like that, then he will enjoy it and pay her the same kindness. They get into a routine of having at least one home cooked meal together a week when their workload allows it. They switch off on who cooks. Mulder enlists the help of Maggie when it's his first time to cook for him and Scully. Maggie is all too delighted. ("Oh Fox, I can't wait to teach you how to make all of Dana's favorite meals from when she was a girl!") The seafood alfredo and cheesy garlic bread Mulder ends up making turn out perfectly.
Scully starts joining Mulder on his morning runs (God, why does it have to be so EARLY though??? The sun isn't even out!!!) if they've stayed over at each other's place for the night/weekend. Sometimes it gets a little too competitive. While Scully has managed to keep pace with him, she can't outrun him. (Damn Mulder and his damn long legs. She may have to start playing dirty.) At least he always buys her coffee and breakfast afterwards.
When they were on the run, Mulder would sometimes pull the car over to pick some wildflowers growing alongside the highway. (He remembers how Scully's face always lit up on the rare occasions he would surprise her with a bouquet.) He tucked one behind Scully's ear the first time he did this. (Why? She'd asked him while blushing. He'd looked at her for a moment before responding. Because I didn't give you enough of them before. Like you deserved.) Mulder now always stops whenever he sees flowers that catch his eye. And the old vase in their home is never empty.
While Mulder has a much easier time falling and staying asleep after they get together, there are some nights where sleep still eludes him. If they're apart for the night, he calls her, and they talk about anything and everything. She almost always falls asleep before he does, but that's okay. Hearing the sound of her gentle breathing on the other side of the line soothes him enough to sink into sleep. If they're together for the night, Scully will gently hold him and stroke his hair. Sometimes she'll read aloud from whatever book she has on her nightstand. Other times, he can even coax a story out of her; a silly little childhood anecdote or a made up story Maggie used to tell her, Melissa, and Charlie when they were kids. Post Orison, Mulder does this same thing for Scully, because she deserves the same comfort she's given him. He knows she won't openly admit it, but she's having trouble sleeping. Sometimes there are nightmares. He knows she won't ask for help, but offers all the same. Scully reluctantly accepts. (She's not very good at letting people take care of her.) She supposes there's no use trying to hide something from the one person who knows her better than she knows herself. And, she feels the most safe when his arms are around her or when she's listening to the sound of his voice. Thankfully, his embrace is always strong and he never runs out of things to talk about.
Scully has always known of Mulder's love for the night sky. (After all, it's where he hopes to find all the answers.) He can pick out the brightest star in any constellation and tell her the story behind each unique pattern. We all know Scully is the daughter of a sailor. So she is well versed in the history of stars and their importance to fellow seafarers. But it's on a cold, clear winter's night at the unremarkable house where Scully truly appreciates Mulder's habit of star gazing. She's gone to fetch more wood from the shed, when her gaze is drawn upward and she stops. The sky is absolutely littered with stars. It's almost impossible to pick out anything and it takes her breath away. (It reminds her of a long ago date, where Mulder took her to a planetarium and they had the whole place to themselves. She'd held on tightly to his hand as he told her everything about those specks of light.) The wood all but forgotten, she rushes inside to get Mulder, and the next hour is spent finding their favorite constellations. She asks him to set up the telescope the next day. It gets used almost every single night after that. Years later, Scully is outside, a wide awake Kit held against her hip. It's a warm summer night, but the sky is clear. She bounces her daughter lightly and gestures toward the sky with her free hand. "KitKat, look! That's part of the Milky Way! It's the galaxy we live in. And that's Scorpius, one of Daddy's favorite groups of stars. It's called a constellation!" The baby looks up to where her mom points, a chubby fist shoved in her mouth. Her big blue eyes are wide as she takes in the countless small, shiny lights above her. Scully smiles, seeing Mulder's endless wonderment reflected in their daughter's gaze. She starts telling Kit the same stories Mulder has told her. The baby never stops looking up, already so much her father's daughter.
75 notes · View notes
Note
Hi bestie!!! Hope you're doing well on this *checks date* lovely Sunday! May I please ask ANOTHER WAY OUT, LION, KILL EVERYONE, BELIEVE for Maleficent and/or Heisenberg please? ~ avid -adoxography
@avid-adoxography hi!!!! I am doing alright this fine Sunday, hope you are too!!! And ofc you may ask and receive!!!!
ANOTHER WAY OUT - what lengths would your f/o go to protect you?
Heisenberg: He makes sure I have some metal on me whenever I go out cuz yaknow. Lycans are dangerous, I'm a clutz, etc etc! I'd also say he's more vocally protective? Like someone talks shit, they get hit and bitched at, yaknow?
Maleficent: AAA- honestly just tagging along with me or having Diaval follow,,,but like less in a "if someone looks at my beloved wrong so help me they're gone" way but in a "the world is dangerous and I don't want you to be afraid or full of hatred for it" way? If that makes sense.
LION - was it hard to get close to your f/o? did they have a difficult time opening up to you?
Heisenberg: Not really! After yaknow. Reassuring that there is no threat here we were chill. I probably annoyed him asking millions of questions tbh. But yeah!! (Also this question is funny considering that Ambrosio, my s/i with Heisenberg, literally chained themself to a wall to prove they weren't a threat 😭). I also think he's lonely and it's nice to have company that isn't uh...*gestures vaguely*. Also he absolutely did that whole "super sized bitch, doll bitch" speech without hesitation. Maybe without asking for my help but just. Talking. Which is kinda funny?
Maleficent: I'd say opening up took a while, but that's okay cuz god did she go through shit. Since we met post-first movie, it wasn't too hard to get close! Awkward in a charming way is how I'd put it.
KILL EVERYONE - is your f/o a villain? if so, are you the "i can fix them" type, the "stand by and watch them" type, or the "be a villain with them" type?
Heisenberg: Technically he is a villain,,so,,,"stand by and watch them". It's kinda hot- anYWAY- no but in all seriousness, he wouldn't want me mixed up in his family drama and despite my willingness to help, he'd refuse every single time. Then say some stupid cheesy thing like "I just need you to sit there and look pretty" mshxhsjhf-
Maleficent: *vague gestures*? I don't know if she still counts as a villain? If she does then absolutely the "be the villain with them"! Because I mean, Aurora kinda "fixed" her I guess? But yeah, I will not hesitate to help her <3
BELIEVE - how does your f/o help you with your insecurities?
Heisenberg: OH OH!!! so because I made my self insert a fallen angel, they have scars on their back from losing their wings, and I have scars on my back from acne, so the wings thing is more of me adding different flavoring to them cuz I imagine Ambrosio and I's back looks the same. Anyway anyway, the amount of times I have had silly little day dreams of him just,,, absolutely not caring about how bad my back looks and being in absolute love?? OUGH <33!!!! Just,,,a finger making shapes with the stupid things, kissing, calling them "constellations",,,I AM A SUCKER!!!!!!! this man this bastard this fucker I love him. I also completely went off about one insecurity lmao- overall I'd say he's like the vocally comforting type if it's something he can't touch, and if it IS something he can touch, then body worship. Just. Absolutely drowning whatever I'm insecure about with attention.
Maleficent: I haven't thought of this actually,,,:0! I'd say she'd talk to me about whatever it is. Try to understand the why, and then take time to think about it, like days and such. Then come back with just...gentle words to help. I cannot think of an example atm bc over the quarantine I've gotten better with my insecurities :D! Anyway <3
Thanks for the ask lovely!!!!
3 notes · View notes
gangrenados · 2 years
Note
Oh my a ship game!! So exciting! Let's do this 💙
So full disclosure I haven't followed you for long, but based off your description, honestly, I ship you with Jason. I think he'd be a good match for your extrovertedness as well as all of your energy. He'd need a person who can keep up with him and he'd like someone he can always be doing stuff with, ya know? And, while I don't particularly see him as social, I think he'd admire that in an s/o, and use it as an avenue to maybe become more social himself, or at least come out of shell he's been safe inside every since becoming Red Hood. Also I think hes a good match for what you said about liking cheesy stuff but also being kinda out of about it? Yeah, I think he's kind of in the same boat there, like he wants love and affection but is just SO awkward about it sometimes, I think you two could really help each other with that! He's not super clingy but still wants you, and wants to be with you and feel loved and would learn how to give you that in return! Idk, I just can't imagine anyone but Jason when I read your description lol I ship it tbh 💙
Now if it's not too much trouble could you tell me who you ship me with (romantically)? Pretty please and thank you 😊
I'll try to make it short but I warn you now, I'm wordy lol I'm a woman who is bisexual but does have a strong preference for men. I'm an introvert, I like being around my loved ones but I do need space to myself sometimes and being around new people always takes a lot out of me. That's one of the reasons that I tend to hold people at arms length until I get to know them, but once I do I'm a very loyal and dedicated friend (and that goes same when you're my s/o). I think my sense of humor is one of my best qualities, I love making people laugh and Will honestly do some silly stupid shit to make you smile 😂 also, I think a reason I tend to be wordy is that I'm a writer! That's what I'm slowly turning into a career, I love crafting stories and entertaining people with them and I want to make my living off of what I love. I'm creative in other ways too, I cosplay and make decorations for my house as well as my own clothes. I'm just a very creative person in general. As for my love language I... honestly don't know. Probably acts of service just because I've been in a caregiver role so often in my life and do a lot to care for my family, that's actually why I'd love a partner who takes care of me, too. I want us to pamper each other with love and loyalty you know? I just want someone who loves me as much as I love them 💖
I hope that wasn't too long! Also hope your week gets better, you deserve it, my dear! -Sincerely 💙 Anon
Omg that was so CUTEEEE brb I'll go cry cuz Jason is not real 🙂
The first person that came to my mind when u read your description was Dick, look, he's a care caretaker at heart but will benefit from someone who also has the tendency to look after others.
I don't mean this in a bad way, this exchange will come out as something pure and natural. It'll be nurturing and beneficial for the two of you to find someone who gives the same care you put into others or looks after you in those days you don't feel like giving anything at all.
Another thing that might be a good thing and a bad thing is that you'll have a lot space for you in this relationship. It's not that Dick doesn't care, of course not, he wants to know you're okay and also make you feel loved.
But he also likes to have his own space to recharge. His job is consuming and so is being the emotional support of a lot of people, he doesn't regret this, but he likes to have his own space sometimes. This usually happens when he's sad tho, and he can leave for days without showing signs of being alive.
Dick is supportive so I can see him cheering you and motivating you to keep writing the stories you love, it makes him happy to see you excited about your craft. He'll read whatever thing you write and even give you a few ideas if you left him.
He can also be a model if you want him to, can you do the new version of the disco wing costume?? He can wear that for Halloween lol
4 notes · View notes
Text
Dating Beverly Marsh Would Include...
Requested: [I'm sorry I can't remember who requested this or if this was an anon, I'm sorry!] Hey, could I request some headcanons about dating Beverly? (Also if you could add in the reader having homophobic parents 💕)
Warnings: obviously there will be homophobia, [at the end so people can skip if they need to read safely 😊] specifically from the readers parents so please feel free to skip if need be. And remember my blog is a safe space 💕 oh yeah theres also plenty of grammar/spelling errors i'm sure
A//n: This was WAY longer than I anticipated. I just kept coming up with more stuff and holy crap I love writing Bev x readers???? Please request more Bev Edit: this was in my drafts forever and again as much as i have been trying to get requests out in order, it's been pretty tough but at least this way stuff gets out sooner so here ya go.
Tumblr media
Okay
First of all..
Y'all make the CUTEST COUPLE, OKAY?!
Like no joke
You know that cliche about girls stealing their boyfriends hoodies/clothes??
Well that goes for both of you and you both are always swapping clothes cause you both love each other's sense of style
Plus, ya know, it's got that great boyfriend girlfriend smell
It's cheesy and played out, but it's honestly so wholesome, and again, you guys each have an interest in each others senses of styles
If you're bigger than her, and her clothes don't necessarily fit you, pfffttt no big deal, she had a million blankets that smelled like her and then you two got together and now she can only find like,, two. But that doesn't mean she doesn't love stealing your clothes!! They're baggier on her but oH MY GOODNESS DOES SHE LOVE THAT. She just loves being able to completely immerse herself in your stuff. Especially when she isn't feeling safe in her own home and you aren't around, the best thing for her is to wrap herself in her your stuff and be comforted by you. Uggh, its hella sweet
But let's start from the beginning...
Both of you knew about each other from school
You definitely heard the many rumors about "Beaver-ly Marsh"
Not that you participated, but you were always overhearing rumors from gossiping girls and bragging boys in your class
Your school wasn't huge but it wasn't small either
But it was kill or be be killed, and rumors spread like the damn plague
It was inevitable
And it was just a matter of time before you overheard the several rumors of the "slut" who did it with every guy in school.
You'd roll you're eyes at the word and the ridiculous insinuations, knowing the massively overplayed game of telephone that ruled your school was not necessary the most credible source of information
And you were positive there were rumors about you, I mean, it really wasn't possible to go to that school without a rumor going around
Everyone had one
Anyways, you never paid much attention to them, but then you met her...
And oh no.
Immediately, it was:
Tumblr media
You already never paid much mind to the rumors, but when you got to know each other??
Nuh uh.
No way
Not Beverly
No no no no, no
She was way too sweet, and shy, and beautiful, and awesome, and funny, annnd oh no the damn butterflies were back and shit she made you feel things
And you??
Bevery had no clue she was into girls until you came along...
You were her gay awakening and her being so used to all those nasty things people said about her and all those boys??
Even though it wasn't true, any of it, she still always expected that eventually one day she'd get her first boyfriend, to love and cuddle with and everything normal
Again, then you came along and her heart was all like
BOOM BOOM BEECH
You both danced around each other a lot. Seeing as you were two precious little gay beans that lived in a conservative town in the 80s, it wasn't exactly the most accepting environment and you guys didn't know if the other was into girls at all
On both sides it was "does she like me or is she just really laid back and friendly???"
It took way too long to figure out you were both into each other
If I'm being completely honest here, y'all were like the female reddie
Two girls who became best friends and always bickered like crazy to hide your feelings
The way you two found out you had feelings for one another was bumpy and awkward but silly and cute nonetheless
It came off in a passing comment that just slipped out
The two of you were having a sleepover like you did every Friday night you were available
and you two were laying on her bedroom floor talking about anything and everything staring at the ceiling
Her radio was playing in the background and the two of you were surrounded by various snacks you had been munching on all throughout the night and the conversation drifted to gossip about your peers at school
It went a little something like this:
Y: "Did you see so and so today??"
B: "Yes!!"
Y: *laughing* "Yeah, what the hell was that?"
B: I have no idea what goes on in her head...
B: but I guess I gotta give her some credit, she's always super confident and I'm like, 90% sure that's what makes her the most desirable girl in the 8th grade"
Y: "I guess that makes sense"
B: "I do wish I had her confidence. Maybe I'd have better luck romantically"
Y: "Oh please, like you need that. You're infinitely more attractive than her"
B: "What?"
Y: *panicked* "What?"
B: *slowly sits up with smug ass smirk on her lips* are you saying you find me... attractive?"
Y: ..."what?" *sweating*
B: *still smirking* "Wait,"
Y: "WhAT?"
B: *stILL smirking* "do you-?"
Y: *full on gay panic* "No!"
B: *smirking and blushing*
B: *lays back down* "well, I think you're pretty attractive yourself, if it's any consolation"
She's still so nervous though so it comes out in a whisper
She's 99 percent certain you just accidentally revealed your crush to her but her heart was p o u n d i n g anyway
What if it just came out wrong and that's why you panicked???
Had she just revealed her crush to you by mistake???
But no
You both were a blushing mess and it did not go unnoticed by either one of you
You're hands kinda accidently brushed and you both just had a heart attack on the spot
But the connection you two had that night
You both just... knew
You guys kinda just... happened
After that you both were aware you liked each other
But it was kind of unspoken
At first
It's not like you guys never talked about it, but you two definitely became more touchy and flirty
Holding hands when no one was looking
Shortly before you guys happened and before that night, she had introduced you to losers and they just totally accepted you as one of their own
You got along especially well with Richie (wonder why)
But Bev wasn't too happy about this particular fact...
Especially after you two got together
She wasn't necessarily jealous, especially cause she already had a sneaking suspicion about his feelings for another loser, but because he took up a lot of her time with you
But then, to her chagrin, Richie found out about you two
the eight of you were hanging out in the clubhouse, and Ben had to make some adjustments so him and the others left momentarily to help him get the resources
Except you, and Bev
You two volunteered to hold down the fort [literally]
aaaaaaand you two wanted to have a few minutes alone together too,
Nothing scandalous or anything like that, but you two didn't get be close around the losers
Then Richie returned way earlier than expected [turns out he was doing more harm than good and they sent him back]
He was just outside the entrance and he overheard you two
"I wish we could tell them,"
"I know. And it's not that I don't think they'll accept us, it's-" *sigh* "I'm just not ready... I'm sorry"
"Don't be. It's okay, we can tell them when we're both good and ready."
"Thank you, Y/n."
Richie just kinda stood there thinking about what he just heard
I mean, it made sense, you guys were really close, but then again, that's just how he thought all girls were
But everything else kinda made more sense the more he thought about it
And, it honestly reminded him of him and Eddie
More specifically, how he felt about his best friend
Now naturally this was a very emotional moment, but Richie Tozier being Richie Tozier wasn't about to waltz in there and give some sappy speech about he accepts you guys and he's here for you no matter what
No, no, no
He laid down on the forest floor, sticking his head in the clubhouse scaring the shit out of you two and said
"You guys should really be more quiet, Ben may be a suspiciously good overnight kid architect sensation but he has yet to soundproof this baby"
He then stuck his arm inside the clubhouse, patting the ceiling, shaking a couple spiders loose from his his hand in disgust
"Richie...!"
You two jumped apart and you about nearly shit your pants
"Relax, I'm not gonna tell anyone,"
You both were startled as hell and absolutely disgruntled but the two of you looked at each other, simultaneously breathing a sigh of relief
He got up and joined you two in the clubhouse, and began lounging in his usual spot in the hammock, arms behind his head
"So, this means you two are both into girls, huh?"
Once again, you looked at one another and back at him, nodding shyly
He plastered on the most mischievous smirk you had ever seen and nodded his head, his huge eyes squinting slightly from behind his glasses
"niceee"
This of course was followed by simultaneous eye rolls, Bev even threw her gum wrapper at him but you laughed
It was a relieved laugh
Here you were, exposed and unintentionally outed to Richie "Trashmouth" Tozier and sure enough his reaction was "nICE"
It was honestly a relief and kinda hilarious
You guys just kinda broke out into laughter
It was nice moment
***TRIGGER WARNING FOR [PARENTAL] HOMOPHOBIA BELOW***
And for a while, everything was great. That was, until your parents began to take note just how much time you were spending with Bev
They kept an eye on it at first
Then they started asking questions
You knew this day would come one way or another
Hell, you grew up with them after all, you knew what they thought about people like you and it broke your heart
It terrified you
And it's exactly what you heard every night when you tried to fall asleep, their voices speaking to you clear as day; how disgusted they were. They weren't really there of course and it wasn't until you became a loser that you found out what that voice was...
The point is, your deepest fear was being realized so you did what you could do
Lie
And it seemed to work. Briefly
Your mother had come in to check on you two for the fifth time - usually she checked on you two four times since their suspicions - and found you two snuggled up on top of your sleeping bags
Your mother screamed, scaring the crap out of you guys and you jumped apart
Your mother was thrown into hysterics and went to fetch your father, wailing like a damn baby
Needless to say that night was a long one for everyone
And as if things couldn't get any worse, just days later you found out that Beverly had been taken by It
Immediately, every doubt, every fear, every inkling of shame your parents and your community had drilled into you was forgotten and all that mattered was getting her back
You and your friends literally went through hell to get her back
Needless to say it was a terrifying ordeal but you all had each other's backs and everyone came out okay
When you left Neibolt, you and Beverly were hand in hand
You couldn't give a flying fck about it, you just fought a shape-shifting demon clown you could face your small minded parents
And more importantly you knew even if your parents didn't support you, you had other people who did that and that was enough
✎﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏
Hope you enjoyed, sorry it's so long and again this is out of order of who requested it so I'm sorry to those of you who had stuff in before this, but I've just been stuck for too long and I needed to get things moving again. Anyways, I hoped you guys like this and again, omg I love writing Beverly!!! I would not be offended if you guys asked for more Bev fics/hc when I open up requests again
139 notes · View notes
0606-hyuck · 6 years
Text
nct dream as your best friends
hellabts? i don’t know her lol. in this house we support nct.
this is probably one of my most favourite things i've ever posted tbh, this was so fun to make and i could have made them way longer but i suppose there may be a 2.0 version in the future. i tried to make it a best friends version but honestly it could also be “nct dream as your boyfriend” lol anyway enjoy!
ps i also tried to make it as gender neutral as possible so please tell me if i've accidentally used a female pronoun :)
masterlist: here!
MARK
you probably wouldn't hang out often bc you’re both busy 
but you’re still super close friends
he would message you every five minutes to tell you what he was currently doing
you're his #1 hype man/woman and this would definitely make him blush
he 100% had a very obvious crush on you and no one would be surprised if he still does
gets super shy when the members ask about you
he just thinks you're so great 
whenever someone asks him what he likes about you he just goes speechless because there's so many things he could list
lowkey writes you letters about how much he appreciates you but never gives them to you because he thinks you'll find them weird or silly
when you were first introduced to haechan you thought he'd hate you lol 
but he respects that you've been there for mark when he couldn't be and he knows that mark would be devistated if his two best friends didn't get along
lowkey like to gang up with haechan to tease mark
so he knows he’s in trouble if you’re hanging out with haechan
“nooo haechan is corrupting you! he’s turning you into the devil!1!1″
always sharing food with you, will go out of his way to buy you snacks and act like it wasn't a big deal even if he had to go far to get you said snacks
likes sharing his headphones/music with you because you're always enthusiastic to hear what new tunes he's listening to lately
also shares his class notes with you even if he doesn't understand the content
he will literally write notes in his best pen and make them look pretty because he knows that you'll ask to see his notes lol
Tumblr media
RENJUN
always teases you about not having a boyfriend/girlfriend even though he’s single himself like boi what
"look, that person looks nice, why don't you go say hi? or, even better, i can be your wingman and introduce you to them!"
bad idea, don't let renjun be your wingman. not only does he embarrass you (maybe accidentally or intentionally, at this point you can't even tell), but the person will probably be more interested in getting his number than yours (but it's okay, the single life is treating you well)
but if you were to get a significant other he would be like "lol nope this isn't happening i cannot deal with this!"
he wouldn't be able to stand you paying more attention to someone else than him
he'd try to be cool about it, he'd convince himself that it's fine, but the members would constantly ask him why he's so cranky lol
he'd try to convince himself that he doesn't need to see you 24/7 anyway, but the next minute he would be triple texting you asking whether you wanted to hang out
he’d be really jealous but if the person made you happy he would be okay with it. we love a supportive friend
same thing if you were to have an argument, he'd be salty for like an hour tops but then he'd get bored and text you as if nothing happened
likes to send you really unflattering selfies
he'd teach you chinese if you asked him, but he wouldn't teach basic phrases 
he would teach you swear words and insults and words you'd never use like "socialism" or "beekeeper" 
“renjun i’m never going to need to say this though”
“but what if a beekeeper tries to get you into socialism? at least you’ll know how to say 去你妈的. bet you didn’t think of that one”
Tumblr media
JENO
basically a married couple tbh
you both share common interests and you could spend hours talking to him about them
people think you're weird because of the amount of time you and jeno talk about cats/similar interests but it's okay because you both enjoy it
barely have any arguments but if there is it's likely about what movie you guys are going to watch or how he shouldn't pat his cats so much because of his allergies
always thinking of you
"jaemin, what do you think of this coat? i think i'll get this for y/n's birthday, is it their colour?"
"we can't buy that if we're watching movies with y/n, y/n doesn't like that flavour, pick something else"
will cook for you not even if you're sad or sick, just if he's bored and you have some ingredients
you'd try to help him but in the end you'd just watch him while he listened to you rant about a lady that pushed in front of you at the supermarket 
likes to sing to you/play instruments for you. it’s real cute
halloween costumes! you guys make your outfits every year and always do couple/matching outfits
your favourite outfit was when you went as harry potter and hermione but you made jeno go as hermione
real cheesy jokes/puns? like his members groan out loud whenever he tells a joke but you always find them really funny because they're so bad
his members actually leave the room if you and jeno get into a pun war, it's just that bad
Tumblr media
HAECHAN
super loud duo
people think you hate each other bc you're constantly arguing
and tbh you thought he was really annoying when you first met him, don’t tell him that though lol
low blow insults that make the members think you or haechan will get offended but you both just laugh 
"damn that was a good one"
talks shit in a joking way but if anyone else was to do the same he would be the first person to defend you
"um excuse me, who do you think you are lmao i'm the only person allowed to be mean to y/n"
buys you birthday gifts ironically eg something you hate but will have a backup present to give you that you'll actually like
"haechan, this is a minions key chain. you know i hate minions with a burning passion"
"sike i actually got you that thing you'd been wanting for ages, no need to thank me i already know i'm great"
you get told that you and haechan are too mean to each other, but you know it's all in good fun
full on photoshoots
like he will invite you to hang out just so you can take real aesthetic photos of him and vice versa
he’s a real fan of the golden hour selfies 
your favourite moments are the early hours in the morning when haechan sometimes calls and is really honest about his feelings
"i know i don't say it enough but i really appreciate you, i'd be such a miserable old grump without you"
"if you tell anyone i just said that i will have to kill you" 
Tumblr media
JAEMIN
people probably think you're dating
actually scratch that, everyone thinks you’re dating
even the dreamies have to remind themselves that you’re just friends with jaemin
insists on taking selfies together whenever you go ANYWHERE
his instagram is just filled with pictures of you and him captioned “GO BEST FRIEND THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND”
your parents love him because he's such a charmer, you have to remind them that he's just your friend not your boyfriend
jaemin doesn't mind though, he likes how flustered you get when people insinuate you're dating
you guys have a pact that if you aren't married by the time you're thirty then you'll just get married to each other
you know this kid is 100% going to flirt with you
but he ONLY uses really bad pick up lines
"are you a banana? because i find you appealing"
"damn it not this again"
"if you were a triangle-"
"jaemin no"
"you'd be acute one"
"that was your worst one yet"
whenever he travels he makes sure to buy you really tacky but cute soft toys
"jaemin i appreciate this, i really do, but i physically can't fit another soft toy in my room"
a really good listener?
like you can talk to him about anything and you know he won’t judge you
he just listens to what you’re saying, nodding often, and then when you’re done he will offer really good advice
ugh i think we all just need a jaemin in our lives tbh
Tumblr media
CHENLE
the loudest!!!
the members try to separate you guys when playing games but it doesn't work because chenle will just yell at you from across the room
literally thinks you're an angel and is so thankful for you
you make him so much happier
like sometimes he catches himself and he’s like “ew when did I become such a softie for y/n, gross”
major uwu for you, constantly teasing you because he thinks your reactions are so cute
constantly talking about you because it makes him happy
"omg this reminds me of that time that y/n and i went to the arcade and were kicked out because we were way too loud"
“okay it was actually just me but like y/n didn’t try to stop me or anything, they’re just as guilty as i am”
individually you are the most cowardly people ever like this kid will just stand and scream his head off if he sees a spider
but when you're together you somehow gain heaps of confidence to do the thing™️
like you'd tease him for being too scared to ride a rollercoaster and oh would you look at that suddenly he wants to ride the rollercoaster to prove you wrong
and then you'd join him to prove that you're also no wimp
and you'd both be scared shitless the whole time 
but when you get off h'd be like "that wasn’t as bad as i thought it would be” 
“you were screaming like a baby though, lele"
"no u"
likes to teach you chinese and really likes that you're interested in his language and culture
you thought he'd tease you about your pronunciation but he's actually so supportive because he knows how hard it is to learn a language
brings snacks to your study session as a reward but ends up getting distracted and eating them himself
Tumblr media
JISUNG
comes to you for your opinion first
"should i post this selfie to instagram? the others said i look a bit funny"
"um are they blind? you look great jisung!!"
"i was going to post this dance routine to instagram but i messed up a step, i just want to show my best to nctzen"
"are you kidding??? i'd like to report a missing wig. ugh michael jackson could never"
he hates having his photo taken but the minute you ask him for a selfie he’s already getting into a pose lol
this kid will literally do anything for you
you're sick but he had plans? sorry looks like he's cancelling his movie date with chenle
your significant other just broke up with you? um jisung is an idol but who says he actually needs to do live stages hah
you're moving cities/countries? lol jisung packed his suitcase weeks ago
real talk though jisung hates to see you upset or sick but he's also real awkward and doesn't really know how to make you better
so he just comes over and you watch stupid youtube videos together
most times he'll force you to take random quizzes like "we will tell you which cartoon character you actually are based on the cereal you put in a kiddie pool"
he will then spend the next twenty minutes ranting to you about how your result was pink panther only because you chose the strawberry flavoured cereal
and you'd be adamant that pink panther actually reflects who you are on the inside, and that buzzfeed quizzes wouldn't lie to you
"omg jisung i AM pink panther you just don't understand, why can't you accept me for who i truly am" 
in the end you wouldn't know what you and jisung were even talking about anymore but hey at least you don't feel as upset/sick as you did before 
you also say a lot of stupid stuff (whether that's on purpose or not is entirely up to you lol) and jisung always pretends to be embarrassed by you 
he will literally let out the biggest sigh ever and pinch the bridge of his nose, as if being around you is the most stressful, testing thing ever 
but he's only kidding because he's well aware that if you weren't his friend he would definitely be a hermit in the mountains or something lol
Tumblr media
© 0606-hyuck 2021. All Rights Reserved.
213 notes · View notes