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Good boys do what they’re told… and Tyler is the very goodest of Mother’s boys — heeding her every command… with no hesitation, or any questions asked.
When Mother charges him to speak, he speaks… when she instructs him to sit down, he sits… when she requests to be entertained, he does a little jig for her… and when she orders him to eat, he chokes down every bite of food that he can. He’s the most obedient runt of Mother’s litter… and the hungriest. Mommy’s little piggy. He’ll speak, sit, dance, and eat… and eat, and eat… until she is satisfied with him. It’s then, and only then, that he takes it easy.
Mother loves the way that he waddles around her home after a good feeding session — with his shirt rolled up to his chest, and belly stuffed round and taut. He looks so healthy with his tummy packed full… so plump, and swollen. It brings her so much comfort to see the aftermath of his eating… to know that her greedy fledgling is satiated — that he’s more than just well-nourished — and to help him pass his food. Rubbing and kissing his big belly brings her all of the comfort in the world, and to have her way with his shallowed navel is her favorite pastime.
Mommy’s goodest boy can hardly move once he’s had his fill… he’s just a bloated, gassy, helpless little piggy — and that’s exactly the way that she likes him.
#starry eyes#quick write#tyler funke#tyler funke belly/tummy#tyler funke navel#mother’s kitchen#✨his little belly✨#✨it deserves so much love✨#✨i want to rub his tummy✨#✨it turns me on so much to watch him eat✨#✨such a pig🐖✨#✨i wonder what his belly button smells like✨#✨i wanna put my tongue in his belly button✨#✨i want to impregnate him✨#✨shhhh… there’s a baby in there✨#✨i just want to rub his belly while he farts his bloat away✨#✨i need to smell his little farts✨
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"You opened my eyes."
#degree of lewdity#dol#dol sydney#sydney the fallen#i'm addicted with corrupted sydney im sorry#not sorry#i love him sobs#sydney pregnant content where#i'm totally normal about this#i want sydney to impregnate me (and my pc)#down bad#i keep spamming sydney and im going to do it again#yeah... im totally normal...
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— BABY FEVER thoma x afab!reader
cw. breeding kink, unprotected sex, eating out, boobs touching, breastfeeding
word count. 970
a/n. this for my bbg’s birthday🫶🫶
you were eating breakfast with thoma, admiring his beautiful green eyes. thoma who felt flustered by your stares couldn’t look up, he had his eyes fixed on his plate. “thoma” you said as he looked up at you with an awkward smile. you placed your finished breakfast on the kitchen counter and walked up to him. you sat on his lap and said “happy birthday, i love you” as you place a little kiss on his lips.
“thank you, i love you too” he says a bit nervous. “so what does my sweet little thoma want for his birthday mhm?” you asked as you laid your head on his chest. “a baby” he said without even thinking. “what?” you asked as you moved your head away from his chest to look at him. it took him 2 seconds to realize what he said and turn red. “no no no, i didn’t mean. i wasn’t thinking, i just want t-” he started but got cut off by your finger getting placed on his lips.
“do you want a baby or not?” you asked. he gulp a bit nervous and then nodded. “then don’t be shy to say so, i’m willing to do anything for you” you said as you smiled at him. “so… no condom?” he asked as you chuckled. “thoma, do you really think i could get pregnant if you wear one?” you asked as he remained quiet. “you’re so silly, you know that?” you asked as you kissed him.
“do you um… directly want to do it or get ready for it first?” he asked. “let’s get ready for it first” you say as he nods. “let’s go to our room” he started but you shook your head. “let’s start here” you say as his cheeks burn up. “on the dining table???” he asked as you nod. “why not?” you asked. “okay…” he mumbles. “what do you want to do first?” he asks.
“eat me out or finger me, i wanna be ready for your dick” you say as thoma’s breathe gets heavier. the thought of making a mess out of you by eating you out was driving him insane. he simply nodded as you pushed away his breakfast to sit on the table. he looked at you up and down. he felt like you were already planning for this, wearing his oversized hoodie with nothing other than your panty. he pulled it down and spread your legs.
he placed his lips on your pussy which made you gasp as he started kissing down to your hole. you let out a silent moan as he slid his tongue in you. you ran your finger trough his hair pulling it. a groan ran out of his busy mouth as he tasted the flavor of your cum. he put your legs on his shoulders to pull you closer to himself so he could put his tongue deeper in you. your eyes ran back as you held the urge to urge to moan. you groaned as you cummed all over his tongue.
“thoma” you moaned which made thoma’s cheeks heat up more than they already were. your legs were starting to shake as you mumbled “make sure no drop falls on the table okay?” as he nods and keeps eating you out. the slurping sounds took over the room along with your moans. after a few minutes, he started lacking of air and moved his head out of there. “are you okay?” you asked chuckling as the man nod on a heavy breathe.
“we can go in our bed if you want” you suggested as he nodded. you were about to get down the table to walk up to your room when thoma grabs you. “hey what are you doing? i can walk” you said. “you will be carrying a baby for 9 months, so let me carry you to our bed” he said leaving you speechless. “fine…” you grumbled as he put you down on the bed. “are you ready yet?” he asked as you nodded. “okay, tell me to stop when you want me to” he said as you once again nod. he spreads your legs and slowly slides it in.
he bites his lower lip letting out a little groan. you at the same time let out a gentle moan with your eyes rolling back. he then leaned closer to you as he pushed his dick deeper in you. you wrapped your arm around his neck and pulled him in for a kiss. you slid your tongue in his mouth twirling it around his. he runs his hands under your hoodie and grabs your tits and starts squeezing them. you let out a gentle moan in his mouth as he fucks you faster. he pulls away out of breathe and places his forehead on your shoulder.
he takes off your hoodie as you feel a cold wind running over your body. but then, his warm breathe against your tits warm you up as he sucks your nipples. “mhm harder please I’m begging you thoma” you whine as he goes on harder. your heart was racing and butterflies started filling up your stomach. your stomach was soon enough not gonna be the only thing getting filled. “i’m close” thoma mumbled against your skin.
“don’t hold it” you say as he nods. he kissed up to your neck as he licked it and sucked it trying to leave hickeys on it. before he could even realize he was, he started filling you up, which made your eyes roll back. he kept his dick in making sure it all goes in and then pulls it out. he lays down beside you and say “we can do it again if it doesn’t work” as you nod. “happy birthday again thoma” you said with a smile.
#ENEKRJRHWOZNDHEUWKEHDIDNAHW#i want him to impregnate me😔😔#ngh he’s so hot#thoma#genshin#genshin impact#genshin thoma#thoma smut#thoma fluff#smut#genshin smut#thoma genshin smut#genshin impact thoma#gebshin impact#pyro#inazuma#mondstadt
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he has no kids but this was doflamingo’s ultimate dilf look
#AND I WANT HIM TO IMPREGNATE ME!#minors dni with this post#one piece#one piece doflamingo#donquixote doflamingo#doflamingo
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Thoughts on diluc's lil waist coat?
Its so small it makes his ass look so breedable pleasant.
It makes it look pleasant.
if waist not meant to be grabbed then why small?
#not but youre so right#liking diluc is not enough i need to impregnate him#ahem#my bad didnt mean to moan like that#dilook hips... ahaha hehe#my 3rd attempt posting this because my tumblr phone app decides it doesnt want to work when i had photos to asks so i moved to the laptop#so hopefully it doesnt magically post 3 times while im unaware that would be so embarrassing for me#diludae#ask#not art#diluc#genshin impact#digital art#illustration#diluc ragnvindr#painting#digital painting#art#my art#asks
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Dude today I got the CRAZIEST baby fever
@mike-schmidtten can you impregnate me please
#i love josh hutcherson#josh hutcherson#mike schmidt#gnawing#going out of my mind#im going insane#I want him to impregnate me so bad bro I’m not even joking
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omg ayato egg laying?🤭🤭 stuffing him full w eggs and he has to sit through his meetings w a tummy full of eggs🤭🤭🤭🤭
RAAAAAAHHHHHHHH he’s ending the meeting early under the pretence of feeling unwell when in fact he can’t hide his expressions anymore. chasing everyone out of the meeting room and retreating to his private chambers where i am. he’s quick to crawl into my lap, strategically rubbing his sensitive hole against my thighs and giving me the most pleading, pathetic look on his face knowing i can hardly resist.
purposely stripping off and presenting himself on the most enticing manner, he can’t take it anymore he wants to be ravaged. he wants me to lose composure and fuck him raw, press him into futon and leave a lasting mark on him. but it’s just so much more fun to see how long he can keep up the act, before he eventually loses patience, loses he’s cool, slick act. until he finally gives up trying to manipulate me into getting what he wants, no he has to beg for it.
#i am so unwell#absolutely insane about this man#the things i want to do to him#i want to see his face twisted in frustration#i want to see him act out and demand things#grabbing at my hands when i refuse to touch where he wants me to#i want him to act like a brat in front of me#because i know he would never act like that in front of anyone else#i want to see tears when he can barely contain it any longer#before he breaks and outright begs for me to fuck him stupid#so unbecoming of a high ranking commissioner#bending over his table using his hands to spread his cheeks#exposing his needy hole and telling me how much he needs me here#i will impregnate this man
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I know that compared to today, a lot of 18c writing seems romantic/sexual when it was just how friends would write each other. But I'm sorry, Voltaire takes Being Gay with the Homies to a new level. He even writes the suggestive parts in Italian like he did in actually erotic letters to Madame Denis...
"Je joins les sentiments de la plus tendre reconnaissance à un attachement d'environ quarante années, mais j'ay des passions malheureuses et la jouissance de l'objet aimé m'est interditte par ordre du médecin. Si votre belle imagination trouve quelque tournure pour que je puisse bacciar vi la mano quand vous irez à Montpellier ce serait pour moy l'heure du berger. E perche no? Un gran Re m'ha bacciato la mano, a me, si, la brutta mano, per incitar mi a rimanere nel suo palazzo d'Alcina, ed io bacciero la vostra bella mano con un piu grande e saporito piacere. Ah! signore amabile, signore cortese e bravo, la vita si perde, si consuma et la speranza ancora si distrugge."
— 7 September 1753, Voltaire to le Duc de Richelieu
[TR: "I combine the feelings of the most tender gratitude to an attachment of about forty years, but I have unfortunate passions and the pleasures of the beloved object is forbidden to me by order of the doctor. If your beautiful imagination finds some twist so that I can kiss your hand when you go to Montpellier, that would be the hour of lovers for me. Why not? A great King has kissed my hand, me, yes, this ugly hand, to incite me to remain in his palace in Alcina, and I kissed your beautiful hand with a more grand and tasty pleasure. Ah! amiable lord, courteous and good lord, life is lost, is consumed and hope is still destroyed."]
I italicized that parts that were in Italian
And here's what "l'heure du berger" meant....
Voltaire, do you want us to think you blew Richelieu? Cuz you're making it sound like you blew Richelieu. My guy, whyyy did you write kiss your hand in Italian
#'doctor said I cant fuck anymore but kissing your hand 😉 will be enough for me. Fritz did that for me but I'll enjoy it with you more'#SIR???#I wanna study his mind#like WHO talks like this but HIM#i get it men are allowed to make dumb jokes with homies and love their friends without itdetermining their sexuality#and men especially in the 1700s wrote morepassionately to friends#but also this man is bisexual like idk what to tellyou#like we dont know for sure. obligatory we can never know. modern lables problematic. they haddifferent concepts of sexuality#but also hes bi#like i dont think he necessarily wants to fuck men#but hes bi#you get it?#like I dont think he and Richelieu were a thing#but hes still bi#its like that ''Impregnate me Rameau!!'' letter all over again#ALSO HIM MENTIONING FRITZ IN THIS??? JDJDJDJDNDKSBFBU#okay V okay
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Clawing at the bars of my enclosure rn
I NEED THAT TRUCKER DICK.
ILL GIVE THAT MAN ROAD HEAD WITHOUT HESITATION.
#artists on tumblr#WATCHING JOYRIDE AGAIN FOR THAT GREASY MAN#NGHHHH I LOVE HIM#he’s so..HES SO HOTT!!!! /ref#he’s just so#ykwim#he’s my little meow meow#I want him to impregnate me even though that’s not possible#we’ll make it possible 😈🙏
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congratulations! you have figured out how to make your fem voicebanks to sound more masc so you don't have to suffer and use the same two masc voicebanks!
pros: you don't have to spend money on more voicebanks
cons: your masc editions of fem voicebanks sound like someone kotoko would call a slur in the french version of deep cover
#THE THING IS THAT IT SOUNDS GOOD. LIKE I'M LISTENING TO THIS COVER RN AND I'M LIKE#HELL YEAH DUDE I KNOW PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO IMPREGNATE YOU#(so much for the kei sanada rabbit hole cover....)#but also. god. i need kotoko to beat this guy up. devour him even. bite his head off#(me changing the voice pitch: YEAHHHHH TRANSITION BABEYYYYYY)#[ 💚 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 ]
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i got pregnant when i saw this
#this scene was so sudden it felt like he stuck his dick inside of me very suddenly and came and impregnated me in a second#take that pragerU#im shaking#i need him so desperately#mpreg#i want his dick so far down my throat it leaves bruises#sukuna simp#jjk#dont mind me#ignore the horrible quality of the image
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if i get one more goofy ahh comment on that william afton mpreg post lord help me
#STOP WITH THE I- PAUSE- WHAT- UH-#THIS POST HAS BARELY STEPPED FOOT OUT OF CONTAINMENT AND YET#DID YOU NOT HEAR ME THE FIRST TIME. IM GETTING HIM PREGNANT#NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND#AND YES IM AWARE OF IN THE FLESH#I DID NOT STUTTER I DID NOT MISSPEAK#agree that you want to impregnate that man or be banished from my lands henceforth!
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god gives her hardest battles (being an mcr fan who doesn’t like men) to her strongest soldiers (lesbians)
#yes I love ray toro no I don’t want to lick his chest.. im sorry…#and Frank uh. I get it but could never be me IM SORRY#you all have fun impregnating him though <3#Gerard doesn’t count gerards close enough on the girl scale and also I don’t know the difference btwn attraction and gender envy#sometimes opal says stuff
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i have so many posts in my drafts about weird terf shit ive seen, but i don’t want to post them and risk summoning a ton of them to my blog to rant about how im always going to be female and trans women are misogynist men and gender neutral language is misogynistic and all men are dangerous by nature while all women are victims by nature and…………
#transphobia //#child abuse //#mostly in the tags#i saw a particularly unhinged terf post last night that made me so fucking angry#it was advocating for boys to get vasectomies as soon as they hit puberty.#and only being allowed to have it reversed if a woman gives written legal permission for him to impregnate her#cis boys hit puberty around age 9 to 14. that person thought that preforming a genital surgery on 9 year old boys….. is the solution to#men harming women.#and they said it’s not violating those boys bodily autonomy#god forbid trans kids get puberty blockers or hormones but yeah it’s fine to preform vasectomies on 9 year old boys#a particularly fucking insane example of the brainrot transphobia and thinking men are biologically evil#gives you#dove talks#like. do you know how they preform that surgery?? it’s not something that should be done to anyone who doesn’t want it.#if you think it’s totally normal and okay to cut into the scrotum of a little boy and mess with his reproductive organs#you are unwell and i hope you’re never around children of any sex#imagine if that was done to a little girl. it’s fucked up right?#little girls going through puberty shouldn’t have surgeries done on them?#yeah it’s JUST as fucked up to suggest that doing that to little boys is okay. fucking christ#little boys are not worse than little girls. they’re not inherently dangerous. they’re fucking children#if you think something is fucked up to do to a little girl. it’s just as fucked up to do to a little boy#because in both cases. they’re a child.#this is the ultimate result of thinking male = automatically genetically unchangably evil#it leads to dehumanizing and othering innocents like children#like. ive SEEN transphobes and terfs in specific say things to the effect of#‘all fetuses start off female so males are actually a biological mistake’ which is the most insane disgusting thing to believe#idk how to tell you that saying another human being is a mistake because of how they were born.#is fucking gross and despicable#idk maybe it’s being disabled and feeling like im a mistake that makes me wary of saying certain people are genetic mistakes.
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Hunter i am free on thursday night if u want to hang out please read this and then let me know if u want to hang out on thursday night when i am free
#i would let this cartoon man do unspeakable things to me#bro i dont want kids but if this cartoon man wanted to impregnate me Id let him#the bad batch#tbb hunter#sergeant hunter
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s(creaming) thinking abt dark!matt😵💫😵💫 i love him ur honor
me too bestie
#i want him to impregnate me and make me his pretty house wife before i even realize what’s happening#but anyways
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