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Finally... S/I lore built completely off a friend's S/I... I have peaked. Jade the Dragon (MLP version) is @delightfuldevin's S/I. Thanks again for letting me use you as a building block for this one!!
I've actually had a concept of a Dragon S/I for MLP for a long time. I thought the concept that Dragons grow based on their hoard was fascinating and though what would happen if a Dragon had nothing? And also sense Twilight had to hatch a Dragon Egg for her Magic exam, did other students do the same? What happened to those dragons?
This is just the combination of those two concepts.
Most dragons have Something. The first thing they are given is their name, usually dragons are named after something precious and hoard worthy, hoping starting with something so precious would lead them to greatness in their futures.
The student who hatched Emile didn't give him a name, or anything really. They weren't friends. To them, Emile was just a pair of claws that could write and hold things. To Emile, the Student was his boss. They were co-workers at most.
Eventually, this student flunked out of Celestia's magic school, leaving Emile no where else to go. He was around 13 at this time, still without a name or anything else one may consider a hoard, and still the size of a child.
Princess Celestia ended up offering him a job, sense he stuck around and wandered aimlessly without the student to tell him what to do. He worked as Celestia's right hoof, like a Dragon would to a magic student. He wrote her letters and retrieved her books. She didn't need him, and he knew that, but Emile was never one to ask for much of anything, so he worked for the Princess without a word of resistance.
Working for the Princess came with many more freedoms than Emile was use to, but still nothing he could claim as his. He stayed in a guest room in the Castle, never spoke as his room, never decorated outside of what already existed. He gained knowledge from the Castle's Library, from borrowed books. He paid for his meals with hard work, he always put things back where he got them. Nothing was to keep.
This continued until Emile met Jade, a strange Dragon who'd come and go as he pleased, and talked of adventures through portals and across realities. Jade gave Emile his name, and with it Emile felt 10 feet tall. Jade gave Emile Friendship and Family, things one wouldn't consider to be owned, but when Emile first claimed Jade as his friend it became obvious he'd grown, more than physically.
Perhaps, with Jade's help, Emile can find he has the right to ask for thing and take up space.
#Emile's Arts#MLP Self Insert#Fighting with myself to make this S/I less depressing#But it's all about learning you SHOULD be a burden to others and take up space and ask for things#You have the right to little treats!!! Things you want!!! Be Selfish!!!!!!!#Aaaaaaaughfdj gjfdgdkf ANYWAY#Crush on Princess Celestia? Mayhaps....#I think she has secret Cringefail.......#She's sillie to me <3#This S/I is completely because I think Spike's design goes so hard#Gender stored in the littol dragon guy <3#And also I love love LOVE the trope of Short Angry Guy#And want at least ONE S/I that is Short Angry Guy coded#I'm not that short or angry irl but S/Is for for funsies to me#Me? Design Babie Jade because Adult Jade is very hard for me to draw? Mayhaps#ALSO#I don't interact with it but in the canon human highschool AU for MLPFiM#I'd be a teacher at the school#No other thought just tiny grumpy teacher#Okay that's all thankyou for reading!!!#And thanks again to Devin for letting me use your S/I as a launch pad!!!#I'm sorry I'm so bad at drawing Jade
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No one came to her party
No one noticed she died
And when they did, they didn’t mourn her, they celebrated Jimmy’s survival
When her death is discussed it’s in relation to canary’s curse and Scott’s survival and Joel’s future avenging
Ignored and outshined in life and death. All alone falling through the empties of the void.
She died as she lived, in shadows.
#give her her own lore you 👏👏👏#ldshadowlady#c!ldshadowlady#life series#life smp#secret life#scott smajor#solidarity gaming#jimmy solidarity#smallishbeans#she has so many possibilities for fun lore to make up#don’t just canary her >:(#I think we should go full void shadow for her#it fits and she literally ldshadowlady#you’re legally not allowed to fridge Lizzie just because she cringefailed herself into dying first
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A friend I have on discord asked me like a month ago if Franky and Buggy are related (they had just gotten to Marineford/right after Impel Down) and I have not been able to stop thinking about it since. Just imagining Franky hyping up his cringefail older brother and his explosives 😭😭😭
AH.... You've unlocked my secret favorite One Piece conspiracy theory >:)
I mean, think about it....
They were both born on the Grand Line
they both have blue hair, which doesn't seem to be that common.
Buggy is just 3 years older than Franky
their names are both weird and weirdly similar (Cutty Flam and Buggy, that is)
We don't know how the Roger Pirates met Buggy, but we know Franky was abandoned on Water 7 by his birth family of pirates
We see that Franky doesn't think too highly of Pirates after being abandoned, whereas young Buggy idolizes pirates for all the wrong reasons, even insulting the Roger Pirates and Shanks for being "soft"
they're both really fixated on ONE adjective that they very strongly identify with and try to say as much as possible ("Flashy" and "Super")-- and both adjectives describe something that stands out in a big way!
very minor, but their eyes are stylized similarly, with the eyelashes typically on the bottom instead of the side like Usopp
But you already knew that.....so what if I told you.....I CAN MAKE IT MORE RIDICULOUS
WHO ELSE HAS BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNS IN ONE PIECE? THAT'S RIGHT: NEFERTARI VIVI
WHAT THE FUCK'S SHE GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING? NEED I REMIND YOU...
HER ANCESTOR, NEFERTARI D. LILI, WENT MISSING AFTER THE WORLD GOVERNMENT WAS FOUNDED!!
Sure, maybe she just died...BUT this was the queen smart enough to fool Imu and scatter the poneglyphs!!!!!
It really seems like she was unaccounted for, not just assassinated!!!!!
So...could she have started a new life at sea??!!!?!?? Could Nefertari D Lili have direct descendants, in addition to the descendants of her brother who rule Alabasta??!!!!!???!!!!??? Could those descendants..........be blue haired pirates on the Grand Line?!?!??!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!
Doesn't all that make you think....ISN'T IT INTERESTING....THAT WHEN ODA COULD DRAW BUGGY WITH ANY HAIRSTYLE HE WANTED DURING IMPEL DOWN.......HE GAVE HIM THE SAME HIGH PONYTAIL THAT WAS VIVI'S SIGNATURE STYLE⁉️❓️‼️❓️‼️⁉️⁉️💥💥💥💥💥
THATS RIGHT. CONFIRNED
#adddna#1pc discussion#1pc#IM MOSTLY KIDDING....I MEAN IT MIGHT TURN OUT TO BE REAL BUT I DONT THINK ITS THAT IMPORTANT AT THIS STAGE GKSHFJDG
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Who do you ship Pandora with, if anyone? And how do you imagine her dynamic with said person?
lily, probably!
alright now that we’re hiding under the cut, let’s talk about the secret real answer. this is genuinely a diabolical Hear Me Out & we’re all pinky promising to put our delusion hats on okay….
lowkey…. it’s lucius malfoy 😭 i believe they ruined each other for all other people. it’s a haughty stuck-up social climbing failson & the strange sickly carnivorous girlinventor who haunts his waking dreams and nightmares.
LISTEN!!!! i know i sound completely bonkers but i’m entranced by the idea of a younger lucius (with much less status and wealth before his marriage into the black family), who is much scrappier & angrier & more pathetic & desperate & obsessed with upward class mobility & completely insane. he’s still the Worst, he’s just a lot more pitiful and unhinged and his obsequiousness is genuinely embarrassing.
and then there is pandora, who only has her brother, who turned down the option of being heir to an ancient pureblood house, who is as freakish & uncaring of other’s opinions as anyone can get . who is just as angry as him. and he pisses her off
i think they would hate each other but i also think she would sneak that smarmy slytherin weirdo into the greenhouse & he would kick petulantly at an overturned flowerpot & she might brush his hair back from his face. they would hate each other but he would be disgustingly in love with her (without admitting it) and she’d be surprised whenever he acted like a gentleman. she likes his ambition for political power and he likes hers for invention. i NEED to see lucius tortured with love for a disheveled hippie ravenclaw….
it’s bohemian artist x sleazy politician!!! it’s evilwife x pathetic cringefail husband!!!!! she could fix him (get him to share a blunt with her)!!!! they would never publicly associate with each other of course, but there’s a really combative mutual fondness / fascination there.
they’re coriolanus snow x lucy gray baird variants
#a#i’m actually a lunatic. let’s all promise to keep this one secret & never mention it again#ludora
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The relationships between the Duviri Courtiers and other major characters are really funny to me.
Bombastine despises Luscinia for being Thrax's favourite entertainer, despite being the one who organised the event that resulted in her rising above him. He's also secretly in love with her, and so is acting like a toddler because he doesn't know how to express his desires in a positive way. He also sucks at riding horses and is jealous of the biceps of a bunch of skeletons. My cringe fail son.
Mathila is a judgemental mother despite her overly positive outlook. Brimon implies he's having an affair with her. She took care of Teshin, and implies they're still friends. He never mentions her. A toxically positive girl boss.
Lodun has incredible anger issues stemming from self doubt, and is constantly plotting to overthrow Thrax, but fails every time. He's desperate for approval, seeing a single supporter as a win, and cares deeply about his great-grandmother and her shrine. The Wall of his house is cracked because he keeps punching it. Another cringefail child of mine.
Luscinia hates being the King's favourite, but doesn't know how to get out of it. She's prone to drastic, dramatic bouts of melancholy. She somehow knows secrets about Duviri that Thrax is implied to either be unaware of, or deliberately ignoring. She loves revenge. She once sang at an event where she was standing on a bunch of eels, that got eaten from underneath her. A girlboss who doesn't want to be.
Sythel is paranoid, but also knows far more about Duviri than apparently nearly anyone. She's terrified of Acrithis. She stays hidden in her house to avoid facing issues which, frankly, is a mood. She also somehow left her face behind in another part of Duviri. I love her, but I hope she gets some comfort. A couple of floofs and some Tasoma Extract tea.
Brimon is a snarky, self absorbed champion racer...who we never see ride a Kaithe. He claims to be better with a sword than anyone, despite never using one that we can see. He brags about being such a good lover, that he's the reason Mathila is happy. He can't believe you beat him, even on the easiest of Kaithe races. He somehow has a copy of the Tales of Duviri with him at all times. A bastard, but a fun one.
Oh and Acrithis, my favourite of the bunch. A librarian who has her own carriage. She wants to torture people who damage books. She implies Mathila is a slut. She calls out Lodun for being too ashamed to face his issues. She thinks Sythel is a nasty little rat lady. She's the only one who remembers the old islands. She calls Teshin an "old thingy-bob in a cave". She finds us fascinating and wants to study us. She sees through every single one of the Courtiers. The true Queen of Duviri, imo.
#warframe#duviri spoilers#warframe duviri#duviri#duviri paradox#bombastine#lodun#luscinia#sythel#mathila#acrithis#brimon#Duviri Courtiers
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Cringefail Throuple 💡
Professor Michael Gavey is the biggest mystery at Oxford. Nevermind the rumors of ghosts or secret societies. Everyone, regardless of what they’re reading, wants to know what the fuck is going on with him.
It all started when two of his students saw him walking towards a car that a beautiful woman was just getting out of. The students thought they were about to see him getting rejected HARD, but then as he and the woman meet at the boot of the car, they kiss! Very passionately and sloppily!
One of the students whips out his phone and takes a picture on instinct, later posting it on the Oxford subreddit with the comment “this has to be a hooker, right?” Why else would a woman like that kiss a guy as brusque, rude, and just plain weird as Professor Gavey?
But then, only two days later, another student posts pictures they took that zoom in on the matching rings the professor and the woman wear. They’re fucking married! The subreddit goes wild.
The true conspiracies don’t start until some students see the woman (“Mrs. Gavey, I guess?”) at their favourite local pub, brazenly flirting with the owner as he tends bar. They sneak a photo and post it on the subreddit, and all of a sudden all of Oxford is up in arms that their least favourite maths professor’s wife is cheating on him.
Until later that week, another student posts a photo of both Mrs. Gavey and the professor BOTH flirting with the pub owner, who seems to reciprocate!
The mods of the Oxford subreddit make a new subreddit specifically for the Professor Gavey conspiracies after that.
The theories range from the denials (“there’s no way Gavey got not one, but TWO people to like him!”) to the correct (“it’s def a throuple”) to the actually insane (“Gavey is a pimp in his spare time and he’s just checking out his hos”).
Michael, Reader, and Billy are well aware of this, and enjoy looking through the subreddit when they’ve had a few pints. Billy even has a burner account where he posts his own, obviously incorrect, theories. He’s now known as the “secret agent truther” among the small but passionate community.
Reader doesn’t really care at all. She thinks it’s kinda funny, actually.
Michael was a bit pissed at first, but then he realized that the intrigue was leading to more students taking his classes, and after that, some even switched their course to maths. Now he’s all for encouraging it. After all, the more students take his class, the more bonuses he gets, and the more he can spoils his cringefail lovers.
Local cryptid math professor Michael Gavey, who is the strictest, the biggest asshole in the whole university, who dresses like a loser grandpa, who revels in failing his students and making them feel stupid. And no one knows a single thing about him. The Oxford subreddit is full of his students, and ex students, whining and bitching about him; the stolen photo is a bomb, it becomes the hive of the conversation. The barrage of new pics are all people are talking about, and that's when you three get a whiff of what is going on.
You can't stop laughing: they all hate Michael, yet they're inflamed because of your supposed 'cheating' with Billy. Michael is not as happy, they call you all variations of "slut" under the sun and who takes pictures of strangers kissing?
"You know we can drive them even madder, by feeding them false information? Muddle the waters, so to say" Billy says after the photo of you three flirting makes its way into the subreddit.
You can see the mischievous spark in Michael's eyes.
"They're going to make fools of themselves. That's what they deserve for snooping and insulting you." He says menacingly.
And so it starts, the barrage of false, bordering to absurd, opinions, flood the 'Michael Gavey conspiracies' subreddit, raging from "Maybe they're just friends" to "The guy from the pub is their bull", to "No, the professor is the bull." to "Gavey is in a secret society, those two are just members!" to "They're in for the sex. Why do you think Professor Gavey dresses that way? He's hiding his monster dong in there!". Some people believe in the "Throuple theory", others are hell bent in proving that the kiss in the first photo never happened, it was just the terrible angle; they are not kissing, it's fake news!!! Others are all in for the "Professor Gavey is the head of a sex cult", whilst a small fractions wonders why he's always such in a terrible mood, with two hot people by his side, perhaps the sex is awful?
Some of those theories are carried on by Billy's various burner accounts; he randomly logs in and trolls the subreddit, while you three are relaxing for the night, telly on and feet on the coffee table. He plops himself next to you and Michael, wondering which account he should use for the night ("I haven't logged in the 'Gavey is a pimp' one in a while, but the fake news redditors are rabid tonight!").
You find the whole situation hilarious and ask Billy updates on the guy who calls you a 'slut', but is hell bent in using the more obscure and ancient slang he can find, "Jezabel" is a great classic, but "Cockatrice", "Wish-wife" and "Mignote" are in your personal top 10. You three are still debating about "Half-virgin", does it mean the person uses one of their holes and the others are still untouched?
Michael, who's discovered the joys of trolling people, drops extremely vague hints during his lectures and checks the subreddit to see how the people there react; he's even managed to recognize a couple of his current students and a batch of people from the previous years (one is a PhD candidate and Michael is working him like a donkey for the unflattering comments he left).
Ever since the first photo dropped, there had been a spike of enrollment in his courses, which gives him the chance to terrorize and scar for life a bigger chunk of rich assholes who got admitted thanks to their family's wealth. The fact that he gets bonuses is the cherry on top, you two need all the pampering he can provide!
Cringefail throuple taglist: @fan-goddess
#answered#cringefail throuple#billy washington x reader x michael gavey#billy washington x y/n x michael gavey#michael gavey x reader#michael gavey x y/n#billy washington x reader#billy washington x y/n#michael gavey#billy washington
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Rhea for the "send me a character" w/ the "first impression, impression now, etc." ask game!
Cringefail pope my beloved💚
First impression
The days of 3H pre-release are long gone, but from what I remember I didn't think much of her beside her being another Mikoto archetype which I didn't have any interest in. (especially because this was back when I was still on Reddit and by extension the Fates Bad™ circlejerk)
Then I think I remember seeing a screenshot of an official tweet that went something like "fight/destroy the Church of Seiros in Fire Emblem Three Houses" (nevermind it happens in only one of the four routes and the most villainous one at that) so I was something like "welp. guess she's the villain of another Evil Religion™, whatever."
Impression now
fgdgdfgdfgdfgsdfgshfgifuhg
She's my favorite Fodlan character, something I never saw coming.
While I have my issues with how she's treated as a character (mainly being relegated to the red herring for Edelgard in Part 1 and the late Nabatean infodump only to then die in Part 2. You know, when she's not completely absent or treated as the scapedragon. In general she's treated with the "tell don't show" approach Fodlan writing loves) they are definitely mitigated by all the small details that make her so interesting. And while I find her lack of spotlight and moments where she shines at her best incredibly frustrating, I'll admit that digging beneath the surface and starting to see who she actually is as a person is quite fun in its own right.
She's a truly kindhearted, deeply flawed and quite cringe woman. Of course I love her.
Favorite moment
Funnily enough, her weed quest. Not just because the sheer concept of the pope indirectly giving weed to her students is hilarious, but because if you look closer you'll notice that every herb she gives seems to fit the specific students a bit too well to be a coincidence (for example Bernadetta's herb is said to give her the courage to strike a conversation, Marianne's gives her a more positive outlook on life and Ignatz's boosts his self-confidence).
This shows that while she feels unable to get close to the students on a deeper level, she's clearly paying enough attention to them to know the general things they struggle with and tries to secretly help them, and it's really sweet!
Idea for a story
I've been entertaining the idea of a Silver Snow rewrite (AKA a scenario where getting an A support with her changes the entire route instead of just the ending) where Rhea is rescued early and becomes the de-facto lord. Featuring character development where she finally starts to actually talk to the students and her loved ones, Dimitri in a secondary role because I think the dynamic between her and early-timeskip Dimitri, not to metion in a context where Edie's already dead, has some insane potential (also makes for a nice foil to CF).
Also changing from her requirement to survive from being A Rank with Byleth to being A rank with all of her support partners. AKA overcoming her fatal flaw allows her to not only survive, but live.
Basically her learning to stop compulsively keeping secrets, openly talk and get close to others again and rely on other people on a deeper level. You know, the good stuff!
Don't count on it ever actually getting written beyond a few posts though. I know my limits :(
Favorite relationship
Romantically with Catherine, platonically with Cyril!
Unpopular opinion
I mean, this is Rhea we're talking about.
Liking her to begin with and not treating her like she's responsible for everything wrong in Fodlan is already unpopular to begin with.
Also people severely overestimate the political power she actually has.
Favorite headcanon
As a joke headcanon: Rhea has been every single archbishop in the past as well, so to keep humanity from finding out she's a dragon she faked her death every few decades... in increasingly ridiculous ways.
It got to the point where the Seiros faithful believe the position of Archbishop is cursed, and whenever people act concerned about her because of it Rhea is grateful for it but at the same time is internally laughing her ass off.
#ask replies#loregoddess#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#fe16#fe16 spoilers#rhea#my rambles#imagine: me being unsure of who i'll end up liking 3h beside being fond of bernie already#and there comes rhea with a steel chair
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Uhhhh
Usagi Yojimbo
Fake Marriage AU:
Tomoe Ame x Usagi x Mariko x Kenichi
LISTEN LISTEN HEAR ME OUT OKAY
You know how that one advisor/vassal bastard whatever-his-name-is that convinced Noriyuki to marry off Mariko(lords could pick out spouses for their samurai)
What if...some staff in the court heard this plot and alerted Tomoe Ame before the fucker could bring it up to Noriyuki
And she's like fuck the only way I can think to get out of any arranged marriage is by being married but who can I...
Like always our boy Miya popping up at either the worst or best times possible
Now I don't know what logical loops Tomoe Ame goes through for asking Usagi plus his childhood friends to marry her but even though I don't know the why I know the what and how so let's get this AU rolling
She asks Usagi to take her with to visit his hometown for...reasons, yeah... And when they get there she goes dogeza(because girl is desperate and knows that lil shit gunning for her position will not only do a shit job as Noriyuki's right hand but definitely has the vibes of turncoat for self-preservation and so she needs this marriage) asking them to marry her
And they're like um, who are you asking????
Because the way they're positioned it looks like she's proposing to Kenichi, who is y'know married to Mariko(i wanted this to be pre-marriage but then i remembered Jotaro so sacrifices must be made for best boi)
And she doubles down "the three of you, a polyandrous marriage."
"WHAT!?"-childhood friends gang
Then she explains how it's to prevent a plot to weaken her lords court etc etc maybe some other stuff too to convince Kenichi and Mariko(Usagi is always down to help his friends, he's lied to shogunate spies and cops to protect himself or his buddies, ride or die)
A (reluctant) agreement is made and they do the wedding
Now it's basically
Mariko: Bi-crisis ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄×⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ women...hot?????(living out her teenage fantasy)
Kenichi: Bi-crisis(Demisexual) (‘///◉⌓◉///’) people outside of Mariko... hot?????USAGI HOT????? [Mariko was the only person he had ever had romantic or sexual attraction too so he assumed she was the only one for him, turns out if she hadn't been his first crush and thus birthing a rivalry with Usagi he would've developed a crush on him too, his type is strong sense of duty and good with a sword]
Usagi: Outwardly= worried about Tomoe's situation and how long this good thing will last before it's snatched away like all the things he's ever loved. (・–・;) Inwardly=YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!! every secret desire and teenage fantasy is coming alive. \(≧▽≦)/ (huh, so I did have a crush on Kenichi back then...)
Tomoe: ya girl is STRESSED. Having to deal with political scheming, making sure her charade isn't found out, making sure that box she locked up her feelings for Usagi with stays buried deep, AND whatever blossoming feelings she has for his childhood friends because Oh No They're Hot (what is in the water for them all to turn out like this)
Jotaro is out here living his best life, finally getting the two dads he wanted PLUS a cool new mom?? SIGN HIM THE FUCK UP!!!
In summation: Tomoe Ame is living in drama/action/romance anime while everyone else is in a romance/comedy/slice of life anime
Endgame is polycule and Tomoe Ame being confused over how things ended up like this
Tomoe Ame tops them
EDIT: Tomoe's type is cringefail losers, the boys are for obvious reasons but you better believe I'm counting Mariko as one, look at the whole Jotaro reveal situation and say she made no cringefail moves
It's fine now tho, Jotaro gets his two cakes in the end with bonus free desert (does this metaphor even work)
Deberían decir gracias a @ranarenee por la inspiración indirecta para esto
Specifically this Art
#is this what happens when you down two bags of green tea#usagi yojimbo#miyamoto usagi#tomoe ame#usagi yojimbo tomoe ame#mariko#mariko usagi yojimbo#kenichi#kenichi usagi yojimbo#jotaro#jotaro usagi yojimbo#SCREAMS//WILL THESE SAMURAI RABBITS STOP GIVING ME AU IDEAS#will i be making art for this yes will i be writing fic NO#I've already sketched out ideas#fake marriage au#usagi yojimbo fake marriage au
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see one thing aisha alec fanfictions (and there are not many) always fuck up is. they make them too direct about the affection. alec is a junior high kid who can only express affection through junior high typical ironic statements or he keels over dead. and subsequently he calls his new best friend (aisha) "a bitch" as a sign that he thinks she's the coolest person on the entire planet and he wants to spray paint her cool her-themed graffiti to impress her and "dummy" as a sign that he has a crush on her and wants to intentionally tip his chair back and fall over in class (metaphorically) to make her laugh. and aisha is like. marginally less irony-poisoned but still a gross and silly little junior high student who subsequently shows affection for her new best friend (alec) by going "dude. dude dude listen" over and over again and elbowing him until he indicates he's listening to whatever her current train of thought is + telling him Funny Secrets she accidentally uncovered + calling him an asshole and then playfully kicking him but accidentally doing it too hard because he's not actually very durable + running all her innovative sex jokes past him before she tries them on brian. what even is the point i fyoure not making them cringefail (affectionate) little teenagers man. they bond by trolling people on earth bet among us together
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I kinda obsessed with OC lately so it's time to talk about them more I think?? even though I don't know if anyone interested but I can't stop myself lol
they're my KR OCs I make a while ago but still having fun on their world building, the main theme is cocktail drinks with a bit of human experiment.
also, I need the main and the secondary riders with a siblings vibes so I having so much fun while making them
Yuzuki stole the top secret information and ran away with the help of Kita, her rival but they shared the same motives that is to expose the organization
Yuzuki met Noboru who finding his lost sister since 5 years ago. It wouldn't be a problem if Yuzuki didn't have the same face with Noboru's sister..
and then the support characters! I love the little guy who confident in his job but actually a hidden cringefail, so Kita definitely my personal favorite here.
Bloody Mary's that one last boss I sold my soul for her, no need to say more. she loves drinking and be that toxic yuri towards Nao who is Noboru's sister. and of course, Mary's the person who make Nao disappeared. I love her.
The belts! every tokuOC of mine has their own transformation devices I make for them in Blender.
The first one is Yuzuki's, her belt design from a cocktail shaker while Noboru's bracelet device inspired from a squeezer. (I tried, I promise)
I still struggle at more story telling but at least I having fun lol they're my most active OC one!
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The game really be like "This is Johnny. It has to be seen to be believed. Witness him "
What did he even do
he was pure of heart, dumb of ass <3
Like you're introduced to him in the remake because he's a talkative dude who almost spilled secrets about Avalanche's whereabouts to the cops. Cloud almost killed him to be sure he wouldn't keep spilling them, and Tifa stopped him in time for Cloud to just threaten him into leaving Sector 7.
So you find him back when you go to Wall Market as he's trying desperately to enter the Honey Bee Inn, all while talking about how he's here to "release his impulses".
Upon meeting him there, Cloud will ask him if he knows where Tifa is. It will lead Johnny on a ramble about how obviously Tifa was heartbroken that he left town and is now doing something stupid to try to fill the void of his absence.
So next you see him, he catches you as you leave Corneo's house when you first go there, as he tells you that to save Tifa, they have to impress the Trio. Next you see him it's because each members of the Trio threw him out on the street when he came begging.
Then you have to go to the Arena to fight for Madam M, and you meet him, learning he tried to enter the Arena fight but was beaten up so badly he's never been more scared for his life (he says, to Cloud, who tried to kill him the previous day). He also tells Cloud to use some drugs if he's going into the Arena.
Once you leave Aerith with Madam M and gets to "discover about Wall Market's life", Johnny will branch in a series of sidequests depending on your choices in Wall Market. Personally it means i had to spend a whole quest with him to retrive the VIP pass to the Honey Bee Inn an old man lost, and to get it back i had to find The Juice for a man, eat some place that gave Johnny food poisoning, and then you have to do sidequests to get him some medication. All of that for at the end of it, Johnny stays with the old man to discuss fashion with him.
He will reappear as you try to register Aerith as a possible wife for Corneo, and will run to fetch Aerith for you, and depending on the dress Madam M put on Aerith, will go through various effort to show her off -- with her "most beautiful" dress, he runs around in town to unroll a red carpet in front of her to present her in front of Cloud while throwing petals around her when she walks.
This is the last you see of him in Wall Market, though i must mention you can talk to Johnny's parents multiple times too as they brag about how cool their cringefail son is and talking about bringing him back his comfort pillow. Oh and he is obsessed with calling Cloud "bro" despite Cloud threatening him multiple times so he stops.
the next time you see him is after the fall of the plate that destroyed Sector 7, as he's basically been pickpocketed at the train station trying to leave town, and you get to get his wallet back for him by doing some convoluted quests. you can also not give him his wallet back.
And that's when you get the trophy.
The kicker?
In the Original Game, Johnny just happens to be one of the only named NPC and his parents are also here to talk about him getting into trouble. But the only time you properly run into Johnny in the original game is when Aerith scams him in front of the Honey Bee Inn by asking him to buy a single flower from her at 100000gils, and he seriously considers it.
That's it. that's all you know of Johnny in the original.
Now, mind you, i think everything they wrote around him in the remake makes perfect sense for a man who was thirsting for the cabaret and willing to pay 100000gils he didn't have just so he could flirt with a pretty girl.
but so here was Johnny. The trainwreck of a man.
I'll miss him. (or not.)
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Ok you are going to regret asking this because there’s a Star Wars fic I’m working on at the moment that has been living rent free in my brain for several months now, and given the opportunity I will yell about it in great detail to anyone who asks. Only @nebulouscoffee can attest to how insane I am about this WIP (and shout out to them for helping me flesh out this AU, and for coming up with so many great ideas for it!!! Bugs bunny *our* self-indulgent Star Wars AU etc etc)
Basically, it’s a fic/fic series that’s set in an AU where Padmé is force sensitive and Anakin isn’t, and I’m planning on retelling the entire story of the Star Wars based on that premise (well, the first six movies + The Clone Wars, at least. But I am eyeing the sequel trilogy like a vulture let me tell you because I’m desperate to give those films the AU treatment). It also ends up as a role swap for Luke and Leia as well, with Leia being raised on Tatooine and Luke on Alderaan (Leia gets to be a Jedi too, basically). But other than those role swap changes, I’m also going to address a bunch of things I wish the films had explored more/done better. So, rather than writing paragraph after paragraph elaborating on these changes, I will now present you with a bullet point list of “Things about the Jedi Padmé AU that make Fancy go insane”
Excessive Padmé character analysis
Explorations of the ethical issues of Clone rights (feat. A Clone OC that I’m incredibly attached to, his name is Tatao and I’m love him)
Said Clone OC is GNC af and is kind of punk rock about it
Slavery on Tatooine is kind of a much bigger deal
Maybe Naboo’s political system is kind of messed up??? Did you ever think about that George?????
Padmé’s handmaidens are important now!!! Because my favourite hobby is plucking female characters with no lines out of sci-fi properties and giving them ✨Depth✨
The destruction of Alderaan has much more weight than in the films
Han Solo cringefail compilation
Anakin still has no father, he just has two lesbian mums now (one of whom is trans 🏳️⚧️)
Obi-Wan actually facing the consequences of his actions for once
Luke dressing like David Bowie, Prince, Freddy Mercury, Elton John, and all the members of ABBA combined. Think disco Mark Hamill on German television
Explorations of whether the Jedi Order is actually a corrupt organisation (spoiler alert, it kind of is)
Obi-Wan getting to raise chaotic bantha child Leia
Skysolo for real ☀️
Ahsoka getting to be the cool Aunty to the twins like she always deserved
Trauma and violence and blood and killing and darkness and torment and hatred and guilt and improvised surgery on your boyfriend
The power of a childhood lullaby is something that can be so crucial to saving the galaxy, actually
And, just for good measure, here’s a preview of the very first chapter (which I will put under a ‘read more’ because this post is long enough as it is):
She had first felt it long ago, in the dark, in the nighttime, when she had woken from a nightmare to the sense of a soothing energy coursing through the air and stroking her cheek and drying her infantile tears. Good - it was always supposed to be good, pleasant and oh so very helpful, to reach out and make itself known to the little girl who lived so lonely with only her ambitions to guide her. Secret, a lovely secret, all to herself. If she shared it, it might leave her, and so she hid it in her heart night after night and day after day, even as she felt it in her blood and her bones and in all the little cracks and crevices of her thoughts.
Everywhere. The feeling is everywhere. And it is yours to treasure.
There were people out there in this wide world who shared her secret, or so she learned as she grew. The stories said that they were brave and strong and kind, good people with good powers and she could share her secret with them if she wished. So many times she had been tempted, to call upon the knights with their flashing swords and words of wisdom, to seek them out from their hiding place. Hiding place.
People suffered. People passed away. People rotted. People wept. So where were those knights with their flashing swords and their words of wisdom and their beautiful little secret now?
Nowhere. They will not come to aid you. Aid yourself, you do not need them.
Secret. A good secret. To keep it or not to keep it - yes, she would hide it. She learned that if she shared her secret the stagnant knights would find her, and now nothing could be worse than being drawn into their web of passivity. Yes, she would hide it. Keep it to herself. Grow her power inside of herself, practice and practice when no one was around to see her, in all the dark places that nobody would think to look.
Elsewhere. Find your power elsewhere. With me, my dear, plant the wretched seed and let it grow.
Someday soon, a beloved voice will call her name, and her secret will destroy the love and the life in him and return him to dust. Someday soon, a shattered heart will cry out vengeance and use her undead name as a battle cry for his own death wish. Someday soon, a girl of the sands will see the history inside her eyes and resurrect her withered and atrophied compassion.
All that would come to pass would be hers to create. But as that little girl settled back into sleep with a secret to keep her safe, all of it was a dream to her.
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more Splatoon oc lore dump because I am yet again bored
Tsunami’s turn this time:
-21 years old as of Splat3
-was promoted to captain about a year before RotM, so when she was 20. She didn’t exactly want it, but also felt bad about saying no, so she accepted it. She’s a bit more comfortable with it now.
-as previously said, she’s Four’s cousin. They’re the only member of her family she talks to anymore.
-refuses to talk to/about her bio family; made Four(and eventually Eight) promise to keep their mouths shut about it. She considers the NSS her only family.
-used to be pretty good at skateboarding, but stopped when she got a car
-her design is based on the purpleback flying squid, so she’s got big ears, thinner tentacles, and a lankier build than the others. Still pretty average height though.
-ran track throughout school, so she’s a fast runner and a high jumper
-is in absolutely no way a morning person
-no major side effects of the sanitization, just discoloration and partial loss of feeling in that side of her face, and it goops a bit when she’s stressed or having flashbacks(I guess that probably counts as major, I need to reevaluate my personal definition of major I think lmao)
-does dj and producer work under the name Sango
-herself, Four, and Ivory are a band(?), occasionally Ika joins too
-she covers up her scars during performances, but the makeup will irritate her sanitization scar if left on for too long
-otherwise she doesn’t really care too much about her appearance
-Callie and Marie treat her like their sister, general sibling lighthearted harassment included
-acts almost completely different depending on whether she's being a captain, a dj, or a regular person. She's either stoic and commanding, charismatic, or a complete nerd/cringefail squid. Also depends on who she’s with
-has a slight aggression/threatening problem
-shocked/scared Cuttlefish and the Squid Sisters with her combat skills("are we sure this child is as unexperienced as she says she is?")
-mains shooters, but can use just about anything. a very quick and precise fighter who just wants to end the fight however necessary(unless she's sparring, then she'll drag it out for fun)
-has to pretend she has a bunch of special-related gear abilities to hide her ability to use them whenever, otherwise she doesn't mind or notice it most of the time
-she enjoys cooking quite a bit. she even learned a few Octarian dishes to impress Ivory before they started dating
-she can sing, but won’t unless she’s alone or with Ivory; rarely puts her own vocals into songs
-absolutely positively does not have issues trusting/opening up to people /s
-has a horrendous sleep schedule
-in general pretty emotionally distant
-changed her name when she moved to Inkopolis(only Four and Eight know what her real one is)
I do have a bit more, but I kinda wanna keep it a secret for now >;3c
and there's probably other stuff that fell out of my head while writing all this that I'll remember later lmao
#as always feel free to ask about stuff#eclipse’s oc lore#splatoon#splatoon 3#agent 3#captain 3#splatoon oc#should probably start tagging these with names huh?#Tsunami(captain 3)#here's hoping i remember that#i realized while writing all this that i think i project a lot onto this character lol#also i was able to get an ao3 account#nothing's there yet#but just a heads up#also i didn't know you could make all the red BLUE?#couldn't find a purple option tho unfortunately
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WAIT. WHO IS MISS DIRECTION
my friend you do not know the can of worms that you have opened with those five words alone
I typed up a full explanation before my tumblr crashed because there was so much I put
hang on okay
okay. okay. okay. missy. miss direction. miss interpretation. miss ellaneous. my beloved. my loathed. my cringefail girlboss miss direction.
upon the second time typing this I realize that it’d probably be much quicker for me to get past the context
OKAY TL;DR my friends and I are part of this campaign in a system called Anime Campaign which is also tied to the series Epithet Erased and we’ve been obsessing over it for about three years now even though nothing has actually started yet.
basically, some people have these things called Epithets and they’re random words tied to a person that lets them do cool stuff, yeah. like, someone in the campaign has Project as an Epithet. she can like, make film-style projections that come to life. it’s very cool!!
So Missy. Missy. Missy is my character. She originally started off as a silly evil NPC the first time we tried to start a campaign but I grew attached and started playing her as a PC in this one. Her Epithet is Concept. There’s a whole lot of complicated nuance surrounding how it actually works but bottom line is she can make things act like other things if people believe that, conceptually, the two things are one in the same. Like making plastic money act like real money, which is something she definitely does not do frequently she is a very honest person and not at all scamming people what are you talking about.
So she was silly!! She was so so silly!!! Basically played up the goon bit of “yeah boss” and all that. She was also a massive theater nerd, and made an active effort to ensure that literally nobody could forget that she was an actor and she knew several plays and shit. So when the most recent attempt at starting a campaign came around, I started thinking to myself, “hm. yeah, missy’s funny… but why is she funny?”
worst mistake of my life (/j)
So. Miss Direction (not her actual name) was an actor. Or she was learning to be an actor, at least. Absolutely loved the stage. And she was a really charming person, too!! But then for reasons I SADLY CANNOT ELABORATE ON HERE BECAUSE I KNOW THE PEOPLE WHO ARE IN THAT CAMPAIGN ARE FOLLOWING ME AND WE’RE PLANNING ON KEEPING THE MAIN BITS OF OUR BACKSTORIES SECRET she eventually booked it halfway across the country to this coastal city, Gallenset Gulf.
And she’s like “hhhhhouGHGGGGGHFUCK my life is RUINED” because of said nondescript Horrors™️ in her backstory that I cannot elaborate on and she’s kind of like. Not doing good. At all. She’s really shaken by the whole thing. Like it’s bad. She basically comes to the conclusion that she’s a horrible person for leaving and eventually gets roped into working for these small time criminals because (because of The Horrors™️) she’s technically a wanted criminal herself now.
So she works for them for a while, until she gets noticed by this woman named Ritz. K. Ritz, to be exact. Terrifying woman. Has a lot of “Hell” symbolism surrounding her for obvious reasons. You know the hound thing? The hound thing I mentioned in the last post? This is where that comes in. Hounds of hell, dogs of war, however you cut it. Ritz basically looks at this pathetic woman and goes “yeah, you know that stuff you said about you being horrible? You’re right. You’re totally evil. Like, holy shit, you’re bad. I’m worse though, so why don’t you work for me and you can go be a lot more honest with yourself.” AND IT WORKS.
After that, she ends up developing this whole brand around herself and takes up the Miss Direction moniker. She does some freelance work as a henchperson for a while and plays up the “VERY EVIL” gimmick to get more business and gets fairly far because she treats it more like a show, than anything. And she’s cunning, too! Really smart!! Absolutely PERFECT hitman material!
Right now, she’s basically easing off the gas and taking a bit of a breather by the time the campaign starts. Most of her attention has gone towards her startup (HenchPeople Incorporated, or H.I.P. for short because she’s a bad guy and doesn’t listen to the rules of acronyms) and she’s absolutely horrible and I love her so so so much.
She’s a dog person. She sings while she works. She failed to intimidate a kid one time and said kid turned around with a nat 20 and completely and utterly disgraced her. She constantly changes her name. Her jacket is this weird fucking white trenchcoat with baroque trim for some reason. She has an irrational hatred of Julius Caesar (the show). I absolutely adore her
#missy <3 my beloved#and like. this is literally just the tip of the iceberg. there is so much I have thought about her so much#ough….. missy………..#i go insane every time#like like. also relating to the hound thing. first of all it shows up in her playlists a lot#but also one of her most noticeable traits nowadays is that she smiles. a LOT. it’s both a nervous habit and for the persona she puts on#so whenever that happens I write it as her ‘baring her fangs’#both because it’s a sharp and threatening grin#but it’s also got those other connotations to it#miss direction#frost talks#frost answers#edit: I am pinning this actually
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Becky I need your wisdom, wtf do we do with cleo and pearl poll?? I'm slowly swinging for pearl but I'm not sure why or if it's even right choice help
Between the two, Pearl is closest to a tumblr sexywoman imo. Or at least her trafficsmp self is, which is what I watch so 🤷♀️
Cleo is regular sexy woman. She’s definitely a phenomenon… but I don’t think it’s one that is solely tumblr-y. She’s like the Lady Dimitrescu of mcyt.
But imo… tumblr sexywomen must yes, kill people and look good doing it, but also be a little cringefail. Cleo is actually too perfect and too cool! Pearl has that je ne sais quois, that secret ingredient, of being pathetic on top of being a ruthless killer.
#ALSO it is SEXIST nay fully MISOGYNISTIC to be putting these two against each other so early!!!#TWO WOMEN REMAIN AND HOW MANY MEN? I rest my case!#Mods I demand compensation.#(/j)#ask#mcytblr sexymen poll
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okay 20 more mins who will i bring to eu artparty. without pics because i think thats funnier
there is a secret other character that im bringing but i like switching characters midway through
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