#I should have never exposed myself as a Floridian damn it | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

ssreeder · 2 years

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since i learned that you are Floridian i must now ask you stereotypical and generic questions 🫡

what is your favorite pub sub and why is it the chicken tender sub (jkjkjkjkjk i’m more of a jerk turkey and gouda girl meself) ???

if you and a Florida Man got into a fight who would win?

do you see yourself moving out of florida in the future (i need to get out it’s too hot and i deserve an aesthetic fall and winter 🥹) ???

thwnk you for el participation

I knew exposing myself would backfire. Damn it

I am a vegetarian,,, sooooooooooo when I order a pub sub I have them put all the veggies on multigrain bread because I want the roof of my mouth in SHREDS.

So get out of here with that chicken tender NONSENSE.

Fight a Florida man? Only if we have our dueling gators and are standing in the middle of a hurricane dressed in only duct tape.

NEXT QUESTION!

Ehhh I’d totally move out of Florida. I traveled lots with my last job so I have been around,,, but I’m pretty established here and I refuse to participate in the housing market right now so I will continue to enjoy the endless summer.

Are you happy now?

#only Florida people know about dueling gators #gifted at birth #we hatch the eggs ourselves #raise them up like our own #ride them to school through the swamp #kiss them on the forehead before bed #ok I’ll stop I’m sorry #I know I’m annoying but I found this entertaining haha #that multigrain bread though….#shit will make you BLEED #especially when it’s slightly over cooked #but I get it everytime #I should have never exposed myself as a Floridian damn it #DAMN IT #oh well #too late #love ya gabbitril #gabbitril #ask

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