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reamed · 1 month

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iff you aren’t a little weird looking and off-putting I want nothing to do with you

#txt #ppl who are airbrush perfect give me the creeps!#I love being. a little creepy looking #like a haunted doll

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thaliagrayce · 1 year

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y'know what we don't talk about enough? Hazel died. We talk about how she grew up in the 30's and 40's and we talk about how out of place she feels in the modern world, but! She died! She was dead! She has spent more time dead than alive, and not by a close margin!

How does that effect a person??? We got some of it in the flashbacks, but once those caught up with her present timeline and she shared them, they just kind of... disappeared. And she was a regular girl with some weird past experiences. That's one way of doing it, sure!

I think it would have been a lot cooler if she was just a touch creepier. If she felt a little bit Wrong. Yeah, in general she's more approachable than her brother, she's more sociable and less closed off, but. If you actually spend any time with her, it can be difficult to tell which child of the underworld is actually more unsettling.

Hazel is bright of personality and has a dazzling smile, but sometimes she'll just... shut down. She'll go completely blank for like half an hour and nobody knows what to do with it. Sometimes she forgets she's alive. Sometimes she'll spout the grimmest shit you've ever heard like it's nothing, she won't even notice it's weird until the room goes quiet. She spent decades in Asphodel, which is designed to make people forget about themselves and wander around for eternity, only she didn't have the luxury of forgetting! Wild! After she comes back to life, sometimes she forgets that she's allowed to Do Stuff now. She can spend so long sitting and staring at nothing. Sometimes she'll start crying on cloudless days because it hits her again that she can actually feel the warmth of the sun on her skin and she can hear birdsong. Every little mundane experience is a blessing and she will make you remember that in the most foreboding way possible.

#hazel levesque #hoo #mj talks #like. i am fascinated with characters who die and come back different and it JUST hit me that there was so much potential for hazel there #the idea of how death lingers was not explored At All in heroes of olympus #of course there's the obvious part in that there were what. 3 named character deaths total? 4 if you count leo #which i very much don't because it didn't stick! there were no consequences to this gigantic war!#the first series did well with that because we had plenty of named characters who died #even though some of them were introduced only to die like six chapters later. we still knew them on some level #and more importantly percy knew them. he felt their loss in a way that made consequences seem real #heroes of olympus didn't have any of that. hazel could have been a great way to talk about it a little more!#also i just love characters who have obviously gone through death. that has to change a person! tell me how it changed you!#anyway. i think i'll make hazel creepier from now on in my writing #she deserves it <3 #nico is creepy in an obvious way. he's got power over death and that clings to him like a second skin. he can't hide it #and he's learned that he doesn't have to. there is power in being othered #hazel seems lovely when you first meet her! none of the death power all of the glitter and gold and riches #and then she'll look you dead in the eye and say 'you really don't know how lucky you are to be able to breathe until you can't anymore'#and move on like it's nothing! what!#underworld siblings

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aiza-luna · 2 months

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Alright, just wanna ask because I'm legit curious and I'm not sure I'm the only delulu one in here... Do you guys also Headcanon animal traits/ quirkys on characters?

Because well...

I have many things to say about our fine gentleman right here.

And his partner-in-hacking:

(‼️ Trigger Warning for Aracnophobia ‼️)

Can totally see why Clara would be a trapdoor spider and damn, do I think she has more spider mannerisms aside "do a web and stay hidden" 👁️👁️

Again, that's just me being delulu, not sure anyone else in the Fandom does that or if I'm just too much obssessed with animal mannerism/symbolism 😭

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therabbitthatpostthings · 1 year

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2 Things- VERY IMPORTANT THINGS TO ME

SPOILERS FOR THE OWL HOUSE SEASON 3 EPISODE 2

Belos' scenes continuing to be actually fucking terrifying. Like- most of the things we learn about him are already known or speculated on but getting them confirmed in the most horrifying way possible just scares me and I love it. - The fact that he's been pocessing grim walkers of Caleb for centuries -He haunted by their spirits -He can poscess ANYONE given the circumstance -His hypocritical nature that I've been on about for months and will NEVER stop talking about because I love characters who are already dead. -THE FACT THAT HE STABBED HIS BROTHER LIKE THAT'S SUCH A PERSONAL WAY TO KILL AND ABSOLUTELY HEARTLESS

The Collector's little look of sadness when King mentions the Titan's being wiped out. He obviously knows what the others did to them, maybe if the giant Titan skull was related to King too. He feels bad about it, he even scratched it out of his book because he may be a powerful petulant child but the other collectors are probably far worse. Did they trap him? Did they lock him away? Was his disc just their form of time-out? Did he want to save the titans? The last titan. Did he want to be King's friend so bad he went against the other collectors to find him and inadvertently sped up the extinction process between Collectors and Titans? If that's the case no wonder he's so obsessive and nicer (debatable) to King, he's had this idea in his head of them being besties for so long and it'll make the betrayal hurt so much more. He's just a little kid who's clearly been used before and just wants to trust someone.

#the owl house #the owl house season 3 #for the future #toh s3 #king clawthorne #the collecter toh #I LOVE OVERPOWERED BEING LIKE THIS THAT ARE MISUNDERSTOOD AND ONLY WANT COMPANIONSHIP BECASUE IT PLAYS ON THE FACT THAT WE AS HUMANS #AND (NON-HUMANS) CANNOT TRULY PROSPER WITHOUT COMPANIONSHIP AND TEAMWORL #OR WE WILL FAIL AS A SPECIES AND THAT'S ALL THIS PRIMORDIAL BEING WANTS #TO BE UNDERSTOOD #shitpost #shitposting #luz noceda #He's just a little kid and I'm so glad that King has grown cause S1 King would been like yeah- let's kill him #LOOK AT MY SON #anyways back to Belos being creepy as shit #Yes Caleb and ghost of himself (selves?) HAUNT HIS ASS #THIS JUST IN THE SIMP IN HAUNTED HIS CHRISTIAN PURITAIN BROTHERS WITH THE SINS OF HIS PAST- IS THIS A LOSS FOR THE CHURCH?#the owl house spoilers #owl house spoilers #owl house s3 spoilers

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lighthouseas · 11 months

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manifesting gumball to win that poll because no one gets him like i do and i say he deserves to win so that means he needs to win

#/hj #i've been. watching a lot of tawog to distract myself from the lack of st content #i think it might be my 2nd favorite show . ever #but anyways like. something i adore about gumball is he is portrayed as this sarcastic little shit and he IS but he's also genuinely a #Good Guy. like he tries his best. he did all of that shit for penny even though he didn't need to. and yes it ended in her being pissed at #him but he still went to all of that effort to write the clues n stuff #and he loved her with and without her shell. and he defended her from her (asshole) dad #bro loves his gf #AND he's family oriented like he loves darwin and anais to the point where he was willing to dive into a fucking VOID to save them #he went to a literal dump to look for his baby sister who hated his guts #he formed a soul bond with darwin #he loves his parents even if they're. Like That #he loves sarah even though she's creepy and he's besties with carrie even though she's darwin's gf and he's protective of him #like YES HE IS A LITTLE SHIT!! but under all of that he Genuinely Cares. and i love that about him so so much.#blorbo material 🙄#ok sorry for rambling #tawog #<- filter if u don't wanna see me being Like This #bee.txt

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aspenshadow · 4 months

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raging loop if the protagonist didnt hit on the 15 year old

#yipyap #dont get me wrong i love rl and can look past it easy bc its fiction and haruaki is specifically written to be a skeevy guy #but it doesnt mean i dont feel uncomfortable that whole timeline lol #some stories are meant to make you uncomfortable #And it certainly does! That makes it a good story if it makes you feel something #I do think it’s intentionally written that way to show his morals are just so warped and can bend to suit anything #He is not meant to be a particularly good person lol #I like that about the game. Playing a fucked up little dude #And despite that timeline being a little uncomfortable it showcases the fact he’s not a good person well #That including his creepy interactions with Haru

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blujayonthewing · 1 year

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Most spiders are cool with me but wolf spiders freak me the hell out. Rescued one from my dad's pool years ago and the second I set it down on the ground all of its babies (which I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT) scattered. I know in theory they are harmless friends but in practice their presence makes me so uncomfortable. I still don't kill them though.

that's fair! the babies thing IS kind of alarming to see, especially if you're not ready for it ^^;; if it helps, spiderlings only stay with their mother for a couple of weeks and, during that time, only leave her if disturbed, so it's reasonably unlikely that any given individual will explode babies (I've only ever seen mother wolfs carrying babies a couple of times, myself). many wolf spiders also closely resemble members of several other families of spider, so it's also fairly likely that any given wolf spider is actually a male grass spider looking for a girlfriend! I know that doesn't necessarily tip the balance on a gut discomfort, though ^^;

wolf spiders are also completely unique in this kind of parental care, and extremely rare among spiders for doing any parental care at all! another family of spiders known for protecting and providing for their young after they're born are literally named for the behavior (the nursery-web spiders: they build a shelter for their young to live in, and watch over them until they disperse). both families are active hunters (they don't build webs) and also carry their eggs with them; wolf spiders drag the eggsac behind attached to the spinnerets, and nursery web spiders carry them SUPER awkwardly under their bellies for some reason?? the families are very visually similar (the most reliable way to tell them apart is by how their eyes are arranged) but some nursery spiders get FUCKIN, COLOSSAL, so if you've ever seen a wolf spider the size of a goddamn dinner plate it was probably actually a nursery web or fishing spider, lmao. ...this is all completely unrelated to your ask, btw, I'm just on a stream of consciousness spider tangent now cause I think they're neat 👉👈

#antique-symbolism-main #[grabbing myself by the throat to stop from Going On about fishing spiders in particular cause I love them so much]#I've only ever seen wolf babies scatter like that in videos online and like. man. I LIKE spiders but it IS pretty horrible to look at fgkjh #babies clinging onto mother is also imho pretty uncomfortable to look at (turns out I DO have a Too Many Legs creepiness threshold)#ALSO wolf spiders' eyes are reflective so shining a flashlight on a mama with babies is ALSO uhh a hell of a thing sdkjhfdk #ALL OF THAT BEING SAID!! it's super normal to be uncomfortable about ANY spiders! I know I'm an outlier to say the least haha #I don't expect people to like them! tbh I don't even expect people who are really scared of them not to kill them #but it is a little disappointing when getting rid of them another way is an option that people REFUSE to even entertain #like-- they're not pests in an actually harmful sense-- if they CAN be removed gently there's no downside to doing so :\#uh but people who go out of their way to smash a spider when you already said 'don't kill it! I'll get it :)' are just dickheads :)#ANYWAY HEY SORRY I RAMBLED ABOUT SPIDERS SO MUCH!! TL;DR YOU'RE COMPLETELY VALID AND I LOVE YOU #and like-- if you're cool about most spiders you're already way cooler about spiders in general than a lot of people #and I'm blowing kisses at you for it #about me #spider #spiders

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silverislander · 2 months

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have discovered a new enemy while doing research for the honours essay. why are you pretending to understand psychology and BLATANTLY misinterpreting actual terms and concepts in order to tear down a movie aimed at teenage girls, my good bitch. i'm going to start biting

#you got the WRONG BITCH bc you just hit on two of my biggest interests (zombie movies and psychology) at once #FIRST of all. you dont have the credentials to be talking abt this and it shows bc why dont you know what psychotic means!!#simple shit!! you want to pretend you know psychology dont fuck up psychopathology psychopathy and psychosis! all different things!#you can BARELY conceive of narcissism. a one off joke about how a character recognizes his flaws and wishes he was respected more #is NOT proof to label someone as a fucking narcissist oh my god. id actually argue the complete opposite #you are accusing A Zombie of being abusive based on (checks notes) being scary looking eating brains and /protecting a girl/#bc uhhhhhhh smth smth dark triad smth smth twi/ight #last time i checked thats literally just fucking normal ass zombie shit + him being NICE!!#its not male gaze 'ocular aggression' bestie he cant blink. hes dead.#talking about how the zombie is unrepentantly creepy when he Literally worries about coming off as creepy In The Movie out loud #SECONDLY to circle back why are you so stressed about twilight. thats not even the subject of the chapter #(there are good critiques of those movies but this is not that)#your book came out in 2015 why were you still shitting your pants and crying that girls were having fun 3yrs ago at the EARLIEST #reaching so fucking hard to 'um ackshewally [thing that teenage girls like] bad' im shocked you didnt throw your fuckin back out #your arguments are nonsensical your positions reveal an alarming level of sexism and you should be ashamed #levi.txt #believe it or not im having fun rn. im funny complaining not angry complaining #w@rm b0dies isnt a Good movie but i will go to bat for it actually. let teenage girls have fun garbage #god knows adult men have enough of their own to choose from ESP in this genre #and its a movie that has a lot of interesting shit someone could analyze!! im focusing on it as a representation of changing feminism #but id love to see a reading of its portrayal of zombiehood as disability + its cure narrative #or critiquing how it writes its female characters bc admittedly theyre bad ngl #or on how survival is represented in comparison to films like zomb!e/and (which i also love) where you 'earn' survival with competence!#genuinely there is even smth to be said for the problematic nature of the brain eating element. id be intrigued by that paper #i dont think its much worse than the play the movie is based on? but its not nothing #it Is ultimately a little bit fucked up and i dont think the movie explores it enough #but noooooo we gotta talk about how the zombie is a narcissistic abuser bc of the brain eating. ok

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twinvictim · 4 months

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1. How do I like a character whose entire life revolves around trying to save her brother no matter what she has to do because she loves him that much more than a character whose only personality is being really antagonistic and aggressively misogynisticly obsessed with a woman who at one point moved to a different part of the country partially to get away from him? Gee idk

2. I would like Akiyama more, like maybe Kazama and Sagawa tier If the games were more interested in pointing out that he's a horrible person. And he is. And maybe I'd like that he was a bad person more if I wasn't always being told he's a good person. It also just irks me that he's treated like he has real problems. Especially next to fucking Saejima and even Kiryu when he kinda just does a lot of this shit to himself and its easily fixable. He feels like a self insert anime protagonist in a way that annoys me. Sorry he's just not ad good a character as someone like Haruka or Daigo

3. It's my list

#crimson tomes #I AM BEING PETTY dont worry ab it #you could not have chosen two characters i feel much differently about. i mean granted i might bump Yasuko down a little but i like that-#she stole money from Akiyama and killed people and hss a big nose shes so awesome #i wish nagumo had died in 6 and im not joking i wouldve cheered ao loud #also man Akiyama annoys me but hes sometimes funny. which is why i dont HATE him and i like that hes completely wrong and useless in y5 #hes literally a bad person. he told a mom she didnt need his help bc she didnt immediately get a job as a sex worker bc he told her too #hes endlessly weird and creepy about yasuko. like she sort of opens up to him as a friend and he just forcibly kisses her.#bc she looks like his ex girlfriend.he doesnt actually care about her #and agsin. if the games didnt tell me hes a good guy i would like him more.#like they sort of do thst with Kazama but its shown hes a more complicated character outside of kiryus pov and hes also a good manipulator #im not mad i just love to complain and tslk about how i feel about characters even the ones i Hate

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creepyscritches · 1 year

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I'm going to be interviewing for a position move I've been dying to get into since I started my career and I'm 🥺 my superiors almost tailored the position to me before ever talking to me abt if I was interested and I've had two different employees (one mine and one on our sister team) independently reach out to ask if I was going for the position--one of them even told her supervisor that she and the other hiring manager should pick me for the role 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I love my job.....

#Creepy chatter #It's not even a case of 'I need to move for more money or better conditions'#I'm so cozy and happy in my current role but I wanna have more responsibility and bandwidth to look out for my guys #In a more official capacity at least. I already body block goofy shit before it gets to my team #Literally the first job I've had where the money feels secondary 😭 I'm surrounded by such intelligent good people every day dudes...#Literally at least 15 people a day would be keen to hear me infodump on various cancers bc I'm a fucking freak that loves oncology #And we got someone like that abt obstetrics (gods strongest warrior frfr...) and ophthalmology etc etc #AND? I can use my critical care knowledge w/o having to work heartbreaking ICU records all day #Coding 6 separate teen suicide attempts in a week + having to read the family/MD care discussions literally darkened my brain it was awful #Eventually I got numb to most of it but idk. I was good at it sure but I didn't like feelin like I was losin my emotional depth for tragedy #Now my knowledge is repurposed to explain what documented vent dependence looks like vs a pt being on a vent #Or like sepsis protocols to show activity status (like taking a repeat lactate every 6hrs or parental abx)#Bc none of that is really smth you can learn outside the specialty--not that deep at least.#Gather round my little colleagues I'm so excited to talk abt how urosepsis is not true sepsis and then Q/A on blood cancers :3 #No emotionally devastating records needed!#Suicide cw #jic--I know I've worked in some traumatic specialties #Oops lol *parenteral abx #Autocomplete doesn't believe me when I type shit 🙄

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rucow · 1 year

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i need to make a master post of my interpretation of the phantom,,, i've been thinking of a logical backstory for her and i think i got it but it's sad and painful and it makes me feel bad even just to think about it :^( either way i rly want to write down my hcs of her one of these days 👉👈

#txt #im almost scared to talk about the backstory i gave her bc its Rly messed up but also i think its pretty realistic 😭 unfortunately #basically she was born with something unique but harmless about her appearance #but ppl are awful and mistook her uniqueness for something Bad that needs to be ''cured''#so when she was a baby she had her caretaker (i hc she was in an orphanage) pour acid on her little baby face 😬#she doesnt remember this #so as far as she knows shes always looked the way she does #but thats not true and sadly she will never know the truth #i think ppl genuinely thought she was possessed and stuff when she was little bc she was very quiet and still and ''unnerving''#but she was literally just autistic. ppl are just awful to children and punish them for being themselves #this happened to me as well ive had adults call me possessed and creepy and whatnot Just bc im autistic 😬#so yea ill be projecting that onto erica bc i can #shes genuinely just a victim to me and she deserves to heal #anyway her mother loved her so much. unfortunately her mom passed away when erica was a baby #which is why she ended up in an orphanage #while her mother saw her child's unique appearance and personality as something beautiful and lovable #her caretakers at the orphanage saw those same things as something Bad and Evil #it gets worse though :') but ill save it for when i actually write the master post #again i apologise for giving her such a painful backstory but like .. i wanted there to be an explanation for everything so yea :')

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sobekc · 1 year

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at home and being reminded of how much I love my room

#I don’t want to post a picture bc I’m paranoid that someone I know will find it but I’ll describe it #the walls are a sage green that’s starting to lean towards a light teal #I have floating shelves with my animals figurines and sculptures #my dresser has most of my plants. my buck skull. my loon sculptures. and a creepy clown doll #my scindapus pictus has a vine that’s a good 8 ft long that wraps around the top of my windows curtain rack #i also have a scindapus pictus exotica but it isn’t growing very fast #my windows go from my knees to above my head and let me look at the little patch of forest next to my house and our japanese maple #my bed is a double that I got for cheap from the mattress people because they felt bad about me being sick #I have a philodendron in a further corner and a grow light to help it but when I look into my window from outside it looks like growing weed #I haven’t lived in a house that wasn’t a rental since I was 5 and I forgot how nice it is to customize your living space #rant over I just love my room and home

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svankmajerbaby · 2 years

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im so curious about that m3gan movie. of course i love the inherent uncanniness of dolls used to maximum creepy effect and especially when it applies to some sort of commentary of the way we depict and conceptualize childhood and children themselves But. i also really do not enjoy when the line between doll and robot is blurred, for some reason?? they obviously have a lot of things in common, robots and toys, in a sense, but i also think that theyre fundamentally different in the way theyre used and the social functions they have...... and besides theres the fact that robots are just not something that kids really interact with, unless its a tamagotchi or one of those hopping doggies......

#i feel like the robot as a toy thing is meant to be a metaphor for phones and stuff and childrens overreliance on technology #when its just not applicable?? toys arent like that. the use of a toy is different than that of a game or a social network #and making a doll a robot feels lazy to me and i fucking love robots #maybe i just havent seen a good example yet. i just think its so easy to do wrong and so boring #im also very much disconnected from what the youth plays with but i really dont think theres a hot new robot doll really rocking the market #if there was one the amount of killer doll/killer toy movies would have a significant uptick #yeah i Do waste a lot of time thinking about this #then again despite how im not super into the idea of a killer doll being a robot the fact that this is a female doll intrigues me a lot #her design is also interesting shes very creepy in how realistic she looks. when dolls for kids are. obviously #designed to be a bit cartoony precisely bc of that uncanny valley #and the idea of her being so detailed makes me so curious from a design standpoint like. why would a little girl want her #and how does the way she looks and behaves be reflected in how the girl plays with her #girl toys have been at thecenter of a lot of discussions on sexism and gender roles for years #. 🦴

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mieczyhale · 2 years

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anyway as a fan of mcr who is also a big fan of badflower bc i'm not an idiot who takes everything at face value, can't understand satire or context, will judge a whole band off of one song im misunderstanding despite any proof i was wrong if you try to shit on badflower i'm stealing your fucking kneecaps

this isn't up for discussion or debate. you're losing your right to have kneecaps

#if they'd actually done something shitty or wrong then by all means call them out. im not gonna defend a band i love if they truly did bad #but this isn't that. the song is from the pov of a shitty guy but with callouts on how he's being shitty and creepy all the while he #clearly finds his thinking and behavior justified. there's a little back and forth at one point between a guy and a girl. its not how the #band actually fucking feels or thinks about women. like please use your brain #and look at literally any other song they've written. fukboi?? anti-fuckboy anthem - but maybe y'all would take that the wrong way too #despite the lyrics clearly being on the side of women. tethered?? they aren't on the guys side in that either. they call that shit what it #is. and they do it in either emotional or aggressive (or sometimes both) ways and just bc you dont Get It doesnt mean they're bad #these are genuinely good dudes who are passionate about a lot of sensitive subjects #and they don't deserve to be treated like trash #maison speaks

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slytherinslut0 · 7 months

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jealousy. | slytherin boy headcanons

author’s note: im completely unhinged, as always. no surprise there. love me some angry snake men🥵 please enjoy.

-your boyfriend sees another guy flirting with you in the hall.

Draco Malfoy.

Sees you from down the hall as he’s walking with his friends.

“You know what, guys, I’ll catch up with you after.”

Would literally ditch his friends to make his way over, collecting himself as saunters up to you and mystery man.

Would instantly grab your ass, no hesitation, grip firm enough to bruise. When you gasp, caught off guard, he’d shift his arm up and around your shoulder, pulling you against him.

“What’re we talking about?” He’d sneer.

His voice would be laced with feign interest, smirking down at you with blaring eyes before shooting daggers at the boy.

He’d simply chuckle at you when you tell him nothing, just school stuff, leaning down to place a possessive kiss on your cheek as he grabbed your hand.

“Wonderful. let’s head to class, yeah?”

He’d pull you away from that dude, shooting him another look meant to kill, a silent warning not to fuck with him.

Finally gets you alone in an empty corridor or bathroom; would waste literally no time at all before pushing you against the wall and grabbing your neck/jaw.

“Who the fuck was that, hm?”, “he was practically eye-fucking you…give me five good reasons why i shouldn’t have him expelled or hexed into bloody Azkaban.”

He’d be furious, but he’d also know that you’d never choose some other guy over him, so he’d soften once he hears the innocence in your tone.

“You’re mine, princess,” he’d loosen his grip, kissing you softly. “Say it.”

Blaise Zabini.

Was listening to music while walking down the hall, instantly rips out his headphones the second he sees you laughing a little too hard with some dude he doesn’t know.

He doesn’t necessarily stop walking, but he’d definitely slow his pace, kind of just watching, not wanting to interfere but also not wanting to look creepy stalking you from a distance.

When the guy doesn’t leave, he’d tired of waiting, saying “fuck it”, before marching over naturally.

This man is so fucking cool calm and collected he’d just saunter right up and join in, making himself at home.

He’d practically take over the conversation because he’s literally just that chill in every situation, seamlessly fitting right in, so fucking charming and loved by everyone.

You’d kind of just end up staring at him, smiling in silent awe, knowing that this was his way of asserting his place, letting the guy know what the fuck was up.

After the dude leaves he’d just causally look at you, smirking that charming smirk, wetting his lips as he hooked an arm around your shoulder and pulled you close, leaning down for a kiss.

“Ain’t no one getting you without getting me too, babygirl.” He’d murmur against your lips. “let that be known, right now, forever, always.”

Lorenzo Berkshire.

Would literally stop everything. The second he’d see you laughing and smiling he’d be completely unable to focus on anything else and would completely zone out of any conversations with his friends.

Would get like super anxious and flustered pretty much immediately.

Wouldn’t want to intrude so he’d just kind of hang back, wait for you against the wall and try not to stare too much.

His adorable little cheeks would flush, and he’d know he seemed utterly ridiculous so he’d try to busy himself with his shoelace or something while he waits.

You’d quickly cut off the conversation and move over to him, instantly being able to tell that he’s overthinking.

He’d smile at you, though you could still see the concern on his features.

“Who was that guy, darling?”

You’d tell him he was just a friend from class, no one special at all, pulling him in for a hug and giving him a quick smoochie on the cheek.

“Don’t worry enz, no one could ever take your place.”

He’d blush, trying to play it off. “Sorry love, I know you’re my girl.”

You’d take his hand, squeezing him hard, never wanting him to doubt that for a second. “Only yours baby, forever.”

Mattheo Riddle.

“Who the fuck-“

Would literally whip his bag at Theo, hastily shoving through the crowded hallway with blazing eyes, tunnel visioned as he tried to figure out where the fuck this dude found the audacity.

You wouldn’t even have to turn around to know he’s there, you’d be able to literally feel the anger radiating off of him.

You’d already know exactly where this was heading, but you’d also know there was no attempting to stop him because it’s pointless. Everyone in the school knows that.

Matty does what Matty wants, and right now, he wants to fuck up this guys face for even thinking about flirting with you.

You’d simply look up at him, noting his tensed jaw and his dark eyes as he glances between you and the dude, before fixing back on you, wetting his lips before he says,

“Is this fucker bothering you?”

Unable to help it, you’d smirk, shaking your head as you calmly attempted to talk him down.

“No Matty, he just asked if he could borrow my study notes-“

He’d heard more than enough.

“Study notes? Yeah, I don’t fucking think so,”

Without giving the guy a chance to react, he’d reach for his collar, shoving his back against the wall, teeth barred and face contorted in a snarl as he’d hiss:

“Bother my fucking girlfriend again and the only study notes you’ll need are the ones on how to drink out of a fucking straw, understand?”

Not interested in the response, he’d shove the guy away, eyes softening instantly as he moved back over to you, thrusting a hand through your hair as he kissed you like it’d been a hundred years, right in the middle of the hall for everyone to see.

And judging by the intensity in his grip, you’d already know, later that night, he’d be extra fucking sure to ask you who the fuck you belong to while he’s fucking you.

When he finally pulled back, he’d smirk at you. “Some bloody nerve on that guy, huh?”

You’d just shake your head and laugh, taking his hand as the two of you headed for class.

Theodore Nott.

He’d spot you from down the hall, his eyes instantly narrowing, gaze darting around as though he was missing something, as though this was some sort of sick joke.

Surely, this dude is mentally unwell, right? There’s no fucking way that he’s-

Doesn’t bother to think about it for even another fucking second, instantly shoving through the crowd to make his way over.

Proceeds to wrap his arm around your waist, other hand finding your jaw and pulling your lips to his before you could even process it.

Would proceed to full-on make out with you in front of the dude, and I mean tongue and all, his grip on your jaw so tight you’d know exactly what he was trying to do.

His hand around your waist might even slip lower, grazing over your ass, and then that’s when you’d attempt to gather yourself and push him back, completely embarrassed.

He’d just shrug, smirking down at you before he’d finally acknowledge the guys’ presence with literally nothing more than a glare meant to kill.

“Move along,” he’d say to the guy while pulling you away, grip tighter than ever. “This one’s fucking taken.”

As soon as he got you alone he’d be damn sure to remind you that you’re his, and only his, making you beg and whine his name before he fucked you like you deserved the pain.

Tom Riddle.

“AVADA KEDA-“

Lowkey kidding but not really.

No one would even dare because that man would make it clear as fucking day what would happen if they tried.

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#look i know half the fun of dnd is flirting with your friends but #but what if i am not an intentionally flirty person #bc intentionally flirting in-character makes me feel creepy #i love my dnd son and his boyfriend #but rping…i dont know if i have the strength #i say something flirty and then i die a little inside #maybe…maybe i am a little aro man IDK #or maybe i just associate flirting with being unwanted and coming from creeps that could also be it

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