Everybody’s posting their aa swap aus?? Hey, I have one of those!!

.....wait why’s mine different, i think i fucked up my soup-

OK but actually this is an au where Phoenix dies after falling off the bridge in Bridge to the Turnabout. (At least everyone thinks he does). In his grief, Miles changes his path and becomes a defense attorney instead. 

Except then, three years later, a mysterious prosecutor with no memories shows up. Cue the clown music

yeah yeah you hate me I'm an evil disgusting perverted manwhore we have each other blocked everywhere blah blah but I know you still jerk off to me and I know it makes you hate yourself a bit because you don't have the strength to accept the darker parts of your desire. but you can't help yourself and I take pleasure in the knowledge.

do you guys have any wii or gamecube games you’d recommend? (or older nintendo too!!) I have a wii with emulators but i’m out of ideas on what to put on there. I like any genre :D

hey girl, vat7k doodle dump

at the point w this capstone that i just want to start saying "dude trust me" as a source

apparently i never actually about posted these two here? despite making them like. 4 months ago at this point. well now i have an excuse to talk about them again because i just drew their artfight refs. woe naq ocs be upon ye.

here are the voyager twins! a pair of robot twins who hop planets regularly in the naq world. they're a bit infamous, just due to what they say their one life mission is: to catalogue every planet in the universe. this includes all the life, culture, and ecosystem on them. a bit of a lofty goal, but it seems they've made good progress on it.

rammy is the 'gatherer' of information- a complete social butterfly, willing to engross herself on whatever culture the planet they've landed on has and partake in as many social events as possible. she is also incredibly nosy, and will poke and prod for as much as she can get. most dont mind this, but she can get verrrry annoying if you're not willing to indulge her. shes also got a fighting streak in her, and will regularly ask people for friendly spars just to have fun.

valrom is the 'sorter'/'storage unit' of information- he's where the information rammy gathers ends up for safe keeping. if you ask him something about a planet they've visited before, 100% of the time he'll have the answer. he's not a very talkative type (both due to the lack of the mouth and just general personality) and would rather observe from the sidelines rather than jump into action.

for some reason, both seem extremely standoffish on the topic of what they plan to do with all this information. they'll refuse to answer it outright, no matter what... eh, its probably nothing! dont even worry about it :)

for where these two would be in game... honestly i imagine the two being hidden minibosses! just little optional challenges. maybe they would appear on multiple planets, or just one, idk. rammy would probably ask to have a friendly spar with n&q (she'd want to see how these possible heroes of the galaxy would fight, after all! and maybe grill them a little bit about their home planet lol), and valrom would join in to keep the fight fair and balanced. not really anything deeper than that, i dont think n&q would be able to do anything that pisses either of them off enough for them to hate the duos guts!

y'know what fuck it I WILL become a shaman king advertising campaign. as a treat

just not a very effective one because I am setting up giant "BAD WRITING WITHIN ENTER WITH CAUTION" signs with big hazard logos around it

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man I just need somewhere to put my feelings. I’m just so tired of feeling lonely all the time and not being sure of how to make better friends with people or make new friends. It’s so hard.

It’s hard for me to talk about because I feel so selfish wanting to feel like I’m important to someone, and I never want to make anyone feel bad… but sighs.

Sometimes it feels like it would be so much easier to disappear and start over.

this marble hornets hyperfix is one of the most serious ones ive ever experienced in my entire life this is BAD bad this is an extremely dire situation.

this is wjat totk is. to me. in my dreams

I simply think that for every characteristic someone perceives as unwantable and universally displeasing, there is another person out there who is into it. The human experience is varied

i. hate feeling like im so starved for social interaction that I'm forgetting how to speak to anyone at all. but because im forgetting how to speak im too scared to reach out to literally anyone

Before I post anything else actually I have a VERY IMPORTANT PSA

(context, Alfonse and Sharena are Emblems here and it's a continuation of another goofy thing I made featuring them w this AU)

Transcript under cut!

Emblem AU

Sharena: "ALFONSE you ASSHOLE"

(scribbly and jagged "Huh?!" from Alfonse)

Sharena: "AS OF gen 7, Flareon AND Salazzle are the only fully evolved Fire Types who can't learn Solar Beam!!"

(Dialogue outside of talk bubbles) Alfonse: "DAMN it!! A grave oversight..." (BONK effect as Sharena punches him) "do you HATE women Alfonse?!" Alfonse "What!! No!!"

Alfred: "THIS is BLATANT Incineroar erasure!!!"

Céline, in rambling text: "also recent additions are Cinderace and interestingly enough Ceruledge -- its counterpart Armarouge can, meanwhile Ceruledge learns Solar Blade via move reminder"

Bullet point reads: *Physical counterpart to Solar Beam, introduced with Lurantis

there's a whole plotline thing in lover boy about how bobby journaled and beau really wants to read them because obviously he wants to absorb every piece of bobby that's left behind from when he was alive and also spend more time with the parts of him that beau never saw....but he's conflicted because that was bobby's private space so even though its a limited chance to experience a new part of his friend he doesn't know if he should invade that or why he feels entitled to it now just because bobby is gone....its about the conflicts of grief and how we treat a person after they have passed....however realistically what is going to happen is beau will open the journal after going back and forth because he expects to see something really personal and not for other people's eyes but knowing bobby it will just be some shit like this