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zorosleftmantit101 · 3 months

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Bro wtf im alive!!

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ONE PIECE MEN

As shit from the groupchat

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C/W: swearing, NSFW, mentions of suicide, general shit post stuff.

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Robin, Franky, Brook, Chopper, Usopp, Ace, Sabo, buggy, Shanks, Crocodile, Doflomingo

NOTE: Schools back and its been super fucking busy + plus im hyperfixated on bulders gate and game of thrones rn

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Luffy: My balls dropped insted

Zoro: Peburty

Zoro: How tf do u spell iy

Zoro: Pubesraty

Zoro: Pubes

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Sanji: Valentines more like. Suicide

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Buggy: Ur so wacky

Shanks: *wanking

Shanks: 109 mph dick slaming in and out of this dirty half full starbucks cup i stole from a homeless crack addict (im imagining its ur tight boy pussy asshole)

Buggy: Shanks.

Buggy: Stop.

Shanks: Erm no!

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Franky: Teachers should NOT say nice things to me (i have a praise kink and daddy issues)

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Nami: Bro i gotta shit so bad

Usopp: THEN SHIT BRO

Nami: Im in the car

Usopp: Oh

Usopp: THEN SHIT AT SCHOOL

Nami: I am NOT shitting at school

Usopp: PUSSY

Nami: this was all a trick girls dont shit

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Brook: Im so excited to drink today im actually shaking #slotmachines

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Luffy: Happy Monday!

Chopper: It is NOT Monday my guy

Luffy: ... the shotgun is in my mouth

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Franky: Bc l've got another day off

Franky: Should I come visit

Robin: YES

Franky: Hmmm

Franky: If I get bored I'll ride up

Robin: Then ill ride u up

Franky: What time u guys got recess and lunch

Robin: Get u preggo

Franky: SHIT

Franky: ILL BE THERE

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Kid: just punch the customer

Law: nah I need that shit to traumatise them, I need the customer to be rude to me and I start levitating in the air while chanting and blood pouring out my eyes

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Kid: When parents let their kids order and its like "what's that fetus, your learning to speak!! Yeah well spell trombone, didn't think so faggot"

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Ace: U stick ur dick in ur bum and get urself pregnant

Ace: 2024 lets make it happen

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Sabo: "Emo!" So close! I'm actually wearing the skin of your mother

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Doflamingo: OK BUDDY DEGRADE ME MORE IM THIS CLOSE TO EXPLODING IN MY PANTS

Crocodile: MOTHERFUCKER WHAT

Crocodile: YOU DIRTY CUNT

Crocodile: WAIT

Crocodile: NO

Crocodile: YOU PERFECT HUMAN BEING

Doflamingo: NGHH (reverse psychologyed your ass)

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Sanji: Ouchieeeeeeeeeeee my back hurtsss urghhhhh i wish their was a big sexy latina to sit on my face, only to make the pain go away of course

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Nami: Guys i close the store in half an hour and im boooooredde i already finished cleaning wveryhringggg

Robin: Okok pro tip

Robin: Do u have pens?

Robin: Hand sanitizer

Robin: And paper towel

Nami: Im gonna just finger myself

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Franky: That was my son 3 years ago before the incident...

Brook: Was the incident me whipping the nae nae! YOLO cash money dab on them fortniters

Franky: No

Franky: Big Foot stepped on my unborn baby

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Law: If i die i wanna be reborn as an electric chair

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Killer: Cheaters are dick beaters - Shakespeare probably

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Sanji: You are quite literally the most cutest girl I've ever seen

Luffy: Bro my dick actully smells so fuckimg bad, it never smells bad do i have aids

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the-soliloquies-of-sadists · 7 months

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#377

“Over here, boy…. Shh! Shh! Hold up. Let’s wait for that woman to walk on by. Ok. When I say go, come with me into the trees behind me. I know a spot a couple hundred or so feet in where we will have some privacy. You’ll get my dick. Ok. Let’s go….

“Here follow me. I come back here when I need to relax on my lunchbreak and bust a nut in some boy’s pussy…. What? You weren’t looking to get butt fucked? Then piss off…. You’ve seen my dick. I have yet to find a boy’s mouth and throat that can adjust to its thickness, and I don’t have the time to train the boy. It’s easy to get another fag boy. You come with me any further, then my dick is going in your pussy.

“Lose your T-shirt. You are going to be fucking naked when I do fuck you. Besides I need to play with your titties for me to get hard.

“My spot is just around that little hill…. I have to say that it was very bold of you to reach for my dick at the urinal. Faggot, you are lucky that I am here on my lunch break to get my cock serviced and release some pent-up steam from work. But had you done that to the wrong guy, that hand of yours would have been snapped off.

“…Maybe you are into that shit. Are you?... I met up with this fag boy once who want me to beat the shit out of him and fuck him brutally afterwards. You know what I did? I beat him and fucked him afterwards. One of the fucking hottest fucks of my life.

“Why you stop walking? Don’t worry, I don’t plan on beating you to a pulp. I do that on request. No, those soft titties of yours are going to be worked over, and your pussy hole will be turned into a stretched-out cunt.

“I like it rough, but you’ll leave here the way you came in. You got that boy?... Good.

“Here we are. No one can see us from the road or anyone visiting that strip mall. Take everything else off. I want you naked. Fag boys should be naked all the time, especially when a real man is around. Stand on that cardboard. That’s why I brought it back here…. See, I’m actually considerate. Yeah, I’ll come back here to toss one off if no fag boy is in the bathroom to take care of my needs. That’s my porn stash and cum rags over there.

“Now bring those naked titties to me. Here, reach down and hold on to my cock and balls. Enjoy them. Your titties are so soft. It’s like no one has ever touched them. They feel so good rolling in my fingers.

“Oh baby, Daddy needs this. It’s been a rough morning. My boss chewed out my ass and then doubled my workload. Daddy needs to unwind. Needs to feel good. And what makes me feel good is doing this to your titties.

“…Don’t you dare scream in pain and call attention to me and my spot here. I will smack you again if you do something like that again. Get back on your feet. Of course they are going to be in fucking pain. That’s what I want; that’s why you are back here.

“Now reach over and hand me my cum rag. Open your mouth. I already had my boss tell me no over and over this morning; I don’t need some fag doing the same thing.

“Now keep it there until I tell you to take it out. Better yet, turn around. Here let me tie it in place. Now you won’t be spitting it out…. Oh look at that ass. That is a beautiful ass you have there. Too bad, I’m going to fuck it up.

“Bend over a little. Hold still. It’s just my finger…. Quit complaining. Yeah I know it’s dry. I want it dry. I need to make sure you are clean back there. And you are. Good.

“I need to get in that twat. Don’t worry. I have lube for my dick over there. A dry finger is one thing, a dry dick—especially of my thickness—is very painful… to me.

“I need to get harder first. Turn around and offer me your titties. Oh man. They are so pretty. Take your hands off your pecker. They belong holding and caressing mine. My dick is the only one that matters here. Mine. Yours isn’t even a pecker. It’s a useless skin flap.

“Open your hand. This is the lube I like to use. Apply it to my cock. Focus on that.

“Scream boy! Scream into that rag. Feel my cock getting harder. When I tell you, turn around and lay face down on that cardboard spreading your legs. I’m going right to the root.

“Here some more lube. Oh fuck. Scream like that. You know what’ll hurt you even more? My thumbnails. Don’t fucking pull away. We are almost there. Your titties were made for this. Give me ten seconds more.

“Here, put some lube on your fingers and quickly shove them into your pussy. Ten… nine… eight… Stay with me boy. Seven… Six… Six… Six… Ha ha ha!

“Three… Two… One! Now! Oh fuck you move fast.

“That pussy is beautiful. You ready for Daddy to turn that pussy into a cunt? Here it comes. Scream faggot. I’m in. Fuck it’s like silk.

“Oh Daddy needs this. Shhh. Shhh. Calm down and relax your pussy. I want to enjoy this moment. I have a pretty boy fag laying naked under me, struggling to take my cock. You do that, you become my own pussy. You want to be my cunt? Of course you do.

“Cunts like you crave to be treated like this by a real man. Cunts know their place in a man’s world. They know that their cunts’ sole purpose is to be cumdumps for men. They know that a man’s pleasure is the goal, even if the cunt is suffering.

“You want to be one of those cunts for me? Do you? Shake your head.

“…Good cunt. Good cunt. Ok. Now I need to unload. I hope you can take my piledriving. If you can’t, that’s your fucking problem. Cunts need to adapt.

“Get on your knees a little bit. Keep them spread wide. Shoulders and head remain on the cardboard. And keep your hands far from your skin flap. That is no longer a concern of yours. Focus on my cock. That’s now your life’s focus.

“I can feel your hole loosening up for me. It’s transforming from a pussy into a cunt.

“Oh I’m getting close. I’m going to shoot. I’m going to make this cunt mine. All mine! Here it comes. Fuck. Fuck. Fuuuuck!

“Goddamn, you got a huge load. Man did I need that. I’m going to pull out. Clamp down. I want all my load in you. Don’t shit me out. Let it absorb into you. You got that?

“…Good. You can remove the gag, but don’t ruin the moment by speaking. Your mouth is going to be used to clean me off. Nod if you understand.

“…Good cunt. Remember to clamp down. Ok. Now clean me off. There you go. Try to suck out a remaining drop or two.

“I don’t know if you realized it, but you are a natural cunt. Any man ever treat you like that?... No? Good. Here’s the deal. My offer to be my cunt is real. It’s been a while since I found a faggot that really serves a man.

“Pull off my dick, but remain on your hands and knees, like you should be to a superior man. Lean back. Let me see those titties. Oh fuck are they red. The left one bled a little. Fuck yeah that’s hot.

“I gotta piss. Don’t move. You are too pretty not to piss on. There. Oh man. You look so good wearing my piss. Let me get those titties drenched. Ha! Raw tits and piss are painful? Who would have thought?

“Open your mouth. I want you to taste this.

“Fuck yeah. You are drenched, just as I wanted. Your cunt is full, just as I wanted. Your nips are raw, just as I wanted. You are silent, just as I wanted. And, you are naked, just as I wanted. Here’s the thing. I’m taking your clothes with me, including your shoes. You are to stay here in my spot naked for the next three or four hours until I get off work. If you remain here, then you are telling me that you are taking me up on my offer of being my cunt. If you decide to run, I’ll understand. Really, I will. I’m asking a lot of you, but this is your choice. Take those hours to really go over this in your head. My porn mags of cunts being used over there if you want to know what I like. Hell, you can beat off if you want. Once I take you as my cunt, and once you swear to me, that skin flap is off limits.

“Or if you want, you can just walk away. Now mind you, it’s going to be painful to walk back here barefoot. That’ll be your choice.

“I must get back to work and deal with my boss. At least I’m in a better mood now. Thanks Cunt. I’ll be back later.”

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