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he/him | 18+ | main @dallonwrites | warning this is my autism lair and i excessively infodump especially about my writing projects
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Love To Lift, Masculine Positive Page.
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well anyways what i wrote last night pushed the word count to 24k SO WHATEVER! goal for tomorrow is 1k and then whatever else is a bonus....luv what i wrote this month cant wait to do a summary post tomorrow !
i cant tell if im being a stupid idiot or if my scrivener is being a stupid idiot bc i swear last night it was saying i was at like 24.6k or something and now it is saying i am at 23.4k. which is the correct one i put all the different scene's word counts into a calculator but why did you tell me i was at 24k before
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i cant tell if im being a stupid idiot or if my scrivener is being a stupid idiot bc i swear last night it was saying i was at like 24.6k or something and now it is saying i am at 23.4k. which is the correct one i put all the different scene's word counts into a calculator but why did you tell me i was at 24k before
#well tomorrow is my last writing day of camp nano so at least im further away from 25k than i thought. i can make that my goal#anyway it was registering a 200 word scene as 20 words like when i highlighted it. it would say 200 out of 20 words#like what is wrong with you!!!#interface is so much better than word for me though like word kind of detrimental for my autistic lack of organisation i need every doc in#one place. because i WILL make new docs
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babes wake up there's gay al pacino discourse on tumblr dot com
#i mean i treat like 70-90s al pacino as a doll which i play with however i like and play dress up with#i dont care about the man in his 80s
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realising hugh grant will definitely be my most watched actor in my letterboxd wrapped 😐
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HUGH GRANT as LORD JAMES D’AMPTON
the lair of the white worm (1988), dir. ken russell.
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similar topic but it's so funny to me when people are like "you can't ship these people one of them is the other's father figure!" as if wanting to fuck a father figure isn't the only joy left in this life
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reading back what i wrote yesterday and “bobby bought beau a leather gear teddy bear for his birthday but they argued over whether the bear would be a dom or a sub” is so funny nobody is doing it like them TRULY .
#will probably post the birthday present para bc I posted abt how I found the specific details for that#it’s just it has one hospital line mention and im still weird and posting excerpts involving that part of the story#bc it is so personal to me…..i could cut it but it’s also kinda important ARGH#but anyway i won’t post the para about the bear bc it has talk about leather daddies and the hanky code LOL I posted it on here so if ur#curious just scroll
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i wasnt going to go out today but i got overstimulated and angry from social media scrolling so bad i was like i have to go run up and down a trail for 30 minutes about this and it rly works running or not like outside time factory reset my brain and im normal again now
#also found out I can run faster for longer 👍👍👍#the key is to go so slow at the start like walking pace slow but still jogging. i just never know when to go faster from that#bc I’m scared of tiring myself out so I only go fast at the end#went faster for abt ten minutes though then rly fast high intensity for 2 WOWWW#I’m not trying to get that high intensity for any longer bc you’re not really meant to unless doing specific training but it’s cool to know#I can do that
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yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that
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RIP i lockpicked my chastity cage again so this time instead she's installing two lil guards next to my penis and one of them can only tell lies
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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confused as to why this didn’t end with hugh grant and peter capaldi sucking and fucking each other like crazy?
watching the hugh grant horror movie
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bizarre bizarre movie but hugh grants talking like a faggot for some inexplicable reason so
watching the hugh grant horror movie
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uk set horror is so good. it’s already so scary knowing i live there
watching the hugh grant horror movie
#but also they got hugh grant with a sword here#HIS ACCENT IN THIS IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY#I kinda love when he plays diabolically rich english twink#when it’s time to eat the rich and the first meal is 1988 hugh grant 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋🍽️
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