Wade “I Thought of Other Reasons” Ripple my beloved <3

seriously though he was insane for that. Imagine trying to get the love of your life back and opening with “here are even MORE reasons why we can’t work” what a madlad

we as the clervalstein nation do not talk enough about this chunk of text

i think everyone moved on from that one scene in good omens s1 of duke hastur going “my name is hastur…la vista!!” to the u.s. ambassador a bit too quickly. like that’s objectively one of the top five funniest moments in the series so far and i don’t think people acknowledge it enough

Pirates of Dark Water background characters: I am either gonna be rocking that generic fantasy look or that perennial classic primary colored high rise undies with belt, harness and fur boots.

This isn't an adult show by the way. This is just how people dress in the show. I mean look at what one of the villains wears for the whole series.

Not once is this treated as sexy in the slightest. None of the female characters are dressing like this either. Just brawny male characters going full harness and undies in the background.

Again, early 90s family cartoon!

Pirates of Dark Water just danced to its own tune in so many different ways and i love it!

Presenting: King Sidon, his wife Queen Yona and his boyfriend Link.

Yona is very supportive of everything except Sidon forgetting his ceremony cues.

(I had an atrocious week and TotK has been coming in clutch for keeping me sane.)

lore accurate chuuya canonically drives a 2006 sparkly barbie motorcycle

sometimes I think of all the on-the-surface warm, well-meaning but deeply ineffectual advice and attention john gives harrow through harrow the ninth (make some soup and get some sleep! get a hobby! don't be so hard on yourself! self care harrow! as long as I need take no actual responsibility in this relationship whatsoever I would have loved to be your dad!) set up against the stark truth that with his other hand he has been staging her attempted horrific murder again and again and again like a living nightmare on the logic that it will 'put her down or fix her'. and then I find that I wish there is a hell. a special hell where twitch streamers turned necromantic death emperors go

can't believe the wife of one of the actors from the gay pirate show thought a photoshopped spirit halloween costume of her husband with the words gay loser was real and got his management involved

turnabour earth c but its hal endlessly fucking with dirk by wearing the most ridiculous outfits he can manage to find

i think about how tfp starscream saw a rabbit and thought it was a human at least once a day honestly

Right so what if Danny became a psychologist instead of Jazz?

His friends and family died protecting him. So when he runs away and starts a new life, he adopts traits from all of them (both as a way of grieving and a way to honor them). For Tucker and Sam, Danny splits his free time between being a white hat hacker and a vocal environmental activist. For his parents, he adopts more of their eccentric personality. When he's not in a professional setting, he is loud and in your face about the latest thing he's been working on (he's also just about the most loyal person you can meet).

And for Jazz, his precious big sister, Danny decides to excel in the career path she never got the chance to enter. He resolves to fulfill her goal of helping out those society has deemed irredeemable. The ones nobody else can or wants to help. The first one he starts with, is the Joker.

My England ukagaka is quite charming sometimes but he is a bit rude when you close him right after booting him...

911: Lone Star | Carlos "I Don't Avoid" Reyes

Not to be That Guy but like.

Am I the only one that can't stop thinking about how Tianlang-Jun says about Luo Binghe that he pretends to be cold-hearted like his mother. The hint of fondness there, the heartache in that utterance.

Like it drives me absolutely insane. Imagining her putting on a front of strength, cold and driven and unrelenting. Why does TLJ say that about her. Did she secretly look for solutions that meant reconciling with demons instead of hurting them when her sect wasn't looking? (I wonder this because I feel like his weird fondness for SQQ would lowkey track if it's connected to the woman he once loved.) Did he mean that she was tasked with basically assassinating him and she fell in love with him instead (re: failed step one)? Did he mean that she was fond and doting in her own way (e.g. conceding he was attractive, paying for his exploits and humoring him)? Did he mean that, like LBH, she thought that power would be the thing to protect her--and that it was disguising a person who was deeply and privately wounded? All four????? I don't need sleep I need a n s w e r s

Did she know about the Huanhua Palace Master's skeevy ass intentions before she met TLJ? Or did those only come to significant light after she fell in love with TLJ? Is that why she never anticipated that level of betrayal, because initially she had no intention of being with anyone romantically? And HHPM just assumed she would be under his thumb forever?? Was she furious at her own indiscretion or did she try to use the pregnancy as a bargaining chip, a way to try to stop the immortals of Cang Qiong Mountain from attacking TLJ (plus the bonus of marriage entrapment no takesies backsies this is where LBH gets it from)? Did she try to use that claim on her to dissuade HHPM from his covetous advances, framing herself as tainted so that she could finally escape? Did she dream of a life by TLJ's side, far away from Cang Qiong Mountain?

Like. Literally every single permutation of what this could mean guts me to hell. Do you ever just cry about tianxi because I--[loud bawling noises]

listen listen I think Tim and Sasha should be in their 40s. And then you just have this obviously 20 something year old who's now THEIR BOSS claiming is 38 as if they can't spot a fresh out of college baby a mile away