ACWNR, but make it text message.
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You, scrolling through Tumblr, are doomed by the narrative and trying to escape.
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Things you shouldn't yell out during sex: Metal Gear style
... It's like one of my Japanese animes...
I need scissors! 61!
Does it hurt?
There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber...
I'll split you in two!
Meow
Wait... Do you even have balls?
First it's my eyes, now it's my butt!
Why are you calling me brother?!
More! Hurt me more!
Kuwabara, Kuwabara!
Put your controller on the floor.
Yes I know I'm forgetting many more. Also it's not a quote but I want to add "deepthroat" to the list
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Izzy's death flag was always very high... does that mean his flag means death?
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Stephen: *answers phone* Talk to me, Mama
Y/N: First off, you are on restriction from my inner Lamborghini
Stephen: Y/n...
Y/N: I mean it. This high performance engine may purr like a puma on the prowl, but this time, Stephen, you have seriously overheated my engines, and i will require some cool-down laps upon your return, if you know what I mean by that
Stephen: Baby Girl, you’re on speaker.
Wong: *stares at Stephen*
America: *stares at Stephen*
Wanda: *stares at the phone*
Y/N: ... I knew that
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i love you out of touch thursday i love you feliz jueves asuka i love you werewolf transgenderism wednesday i love you sea slug saturday i love you flat worm friday i love you black out and reblog posts monday i love you wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday
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In honor of the new jacknjellify subscriber count video
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Jumped on this bandwagon because it just works too well with Link and Sheik (/Zelda)
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