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mintyoongiskookie · 7 years

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50 Sentence Prompts

This is the second time I’ve had to rewrite this -_-. BUT ANYWAYS… Here are some sentence prompts for your requests! You can have some of these and then tell me how you want it to come out or not, it’s all up to you. I might make another one sooner or later plz be later, so there’ll be more up. Hope you like them!!

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1. “Of course I’m mad at you, you ate all my cereal and faked your death for five fucking years!”

2. “I’m gonna need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.”

3. “Quick, catch that dog, it stole my wallet!!!”

4. “You really need to stop leaving dead bodies on my kitchen floor.”

5. “Why exactly do you need five gallons of liquid nitrogen at 3AM in the morning?”

6. “I hope you know that my name is actually _____.”

7. “That’s the eleventh demon summoning this week holy shit.”

8. “So why do I have to murder your cousin…?”

9. “Yes I did just say that I rode a donkey and broke into someone’s house now can you please put the cast on my arm and let me go?”

10. “Um… Ma’am… Please stop petting the test subjects…”

11. “Are you really that fucking stupid?! No, you weren’t supposed to answer that, it was a rhetorical question…”

12. “I’m like, 70% sure that this won’t explode in our faces and kill us.”

13. “… Buy me some fried chicken and we’ll call it even.”

14. “If you don’t mind me asking, why the actual fuck are you putting on eyeliner?”

15. “I’ll give you a lapdance if you shut the hell up.”

16. “I may have accidentally adopted five cats. Or ten. well, more like thirteen. And maybe a cow too…”

17. “I can’t believe that I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.”

18. “Okay so I may have hooked up with this dude last night and he may be the father of one of my favorite students.”

19. “Hi, my dorm room is right next to yours and I can’t help but wonder why every night at 3:14 exactly you start yodeling. Why? Is that you yodeling? Are you okay? Do you need a therapist?”

20. “How and why the fuck is there a goat with a poncho in my living room? I LIVE ON THE TWELFTH FLOOR HOW DID YOU GET IT UP HERE???”

21. “Hey, I know you, don’t we go to the gym? Aren’t you the guy who always sings Hannah Montana in the showers?”

22. “H-Hi, I’m your next door neighbor, and I got kinda concerned last night because I heard something like an impregnated whale giving birth at like one o’clock and I wanted to see if everything was okay?….. Your girlfriend?….. OH…”

23.”Yes, I do know the lyrics to Despacito… I took Spanish, what can I say?”

24. “The only reason I’m letting you steal all of those potatoes is because you already have 27 in your pants and I wanna see how many more you can fit in there.”

25. “You’re shit faced and you’ve been trying to eat that burger for thirty minutes, here, lemme help.”

26. “I’ve lived in this dorm building for two years but I still don’t know how to work the washing machine can you help me?”

27. “Hi, so, um, you kinda have my dragon’s baby in your bag and that’s why I was following you around so can I please have her back?”

28. “NO, s-sorry officer, w-we were just decorating for Halloween a-and we got distracted and we started re-enacting different scenes from “The Nightmare on Elm Street” and I’m guessing the neighbors called to investigate the screams but I swear they were all fake you can check the house we’re so so sorry.”

30. “Of course I thought you were in a relationship you’ve been buying flowers from my shop for the past month every day and you’re fucking gorgeous how are you not dating?!”

31. “Look we made out once at a party and that was like two years ago, but I mean sure I’ll go out with you why not.”

32. “Look I know you really want that seat, but I do too now you should move before I sit on your lap.”

33. “Please explain to me how the fuck you smuggled a giraffe into the biology lab because that seems like something I could teach my future children to not do.”

34. “H-hi, sorry, but, um, I’m a youtuber and you wandered into my livestream by mistake and now half the internet thinks we’re dating do you think you could keep up the act with me?”

35. “Wait, so you’re telling me that the cat ears on your head are attached? How? Is that some kind of fetish?”

36. “Don’t worry, I’ve jumped out of a few windows before, you’ll only break a few bones.”

37. “Ugh, I feel like I just got hit with a truck… Wait, I did? YOUR truck?!”

38. “That’s your ninth coffee today… Are you sure you’re okay…?”

39. “I’m still not sure why you want to pour a gallon of paint on me while I stand on your bed, naked.”

40. “Yes, maybe I did steal your idea for the essay, and yes, maybe you were the one who got in trouble for it, but hey, I’ll take you out for coffee?”

41. “It’s just a sprained ankle I swear I’m okay now could you please put me down?”

42. “Remember that one time I walked in on you changing? Yeah, that was on purpose.”

43. “So, I was wondering, WHY THE HELL CAN’T YOU PLAY YOUR TROMBONE IN THE PRACTICE ROOM LIKE THE REST OF US???”

44. “So our students think we’re dating and I just recently heard about this and now I’m really confused. How did this happen-… You told them we were dating didn’t you…”

45. My siblings are coming over to visit again so please, whatever you do, don’t come out of your room in one of my skirts and ketchup on your nipples again.”

46. “When we go on this ferris wheel, you will realize that stealing one of the bunnies from the petting zoo is probably the best decision you’ve ever made.”

47. “I really wanna kiss you right now. Or punch you, either one.”

48. “Can you bleed for seven days straight without dying? No, no you can’t. Girls are stronger.”

49. “YOU DON’T GET SOMEONE TO GO OUT WITH YOU BY DROPPING A 100 POUND DUMBBELL ON THEIR FOOT GODDAMN IT!!!!!!”

50. “So I’ve just been informed that my cat has been treating your apartment as a second home and so I’m really sorry about that but like can I have her back…?”

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