#I guess he got a job?
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“I like you... 20 million...”
“Ego, Mr. Nobody...”
“For your service...“
I mean... What was he expecting?
#If you think about it... that was the third strike#I guess he got a job?#marquis de gramont#bill skarsgård#bill skarsgard#john wick 4#john wick chapter 4#I LIKE YOU
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FNAF Mikes and Vanessas talk about money struggles,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#michael afton#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#fnaf vanny#mike schmidt#fnaf#fnaf movie#security breach#sister location#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#let’s be honset none of these guys are in good financial situations#but Mike literally never got paid so far at his fnaf job so he has it worst#I made this whole comic for mikes punchline BAHA#These are just my guesses on how everyone is doing#fnaf is not a profitable universe to live in#unless you are the fazbear company itself pff#they struggle together 🙏🏾
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People are acting so weird and possessive of Markiplier for the whole OnlyFans situation. He's an adult. He's an adult who's been a celebrity for years. He knows people thirst on him. That's why he had this idea in the first place. He's not some naive kid you must protect. He's not some innocent soul that the evil sluts of Tumblr and Twitter will corrupt. He knows the Internet, he knows his fans and he knows his job.
He's an adult and he can make his own choices.
#Markiplier#I've seen quite a few comments expressing discomfort and like. You can just. Not subscribe to his OF????#That's a possibility. You can block people too.#I think some of you really need to learn about parasocial relationships and reflect on it#He's not your dad#He's not your friend#He's just a dude#A dude who has a job and it just so happens that his job revolves around appearing personable#Don't forget that you don't truly know him and MORE IMPORTANTLY he doesn't know YOU#He probably has various ideas on xho his fans are as subgroups but he doesn't know you personally#Actually it reminds me of Maisee Williams in GoT s8#People had seen her (the character and the actress) grow up over the years and when she decided she wanted to do a nude scene#A lot of people said they were uncomfortable#In both cases. They're adults. They can do whatever they want.#I guess that was a rant but sometimes I find the fandom really off-putting#Deactivated reblogs because the RBs were getting boring and a pain
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ComicBook.com - 2024
#H E#Andrew Lincoln#*#andygifs#andy: let me appear now that you have to exist like a person with a normal job#we're all just gonna have to deal#i got cats to feed#A COZY BEAN#it's giving christmas romcom#stuck in a winter cabin#guess i'll never be rid of accidentally choosing moments where he's touching his face#oops#H A N D S
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every time i see "Ed asks Lucius to write down his lyrics" used as an argument for claiming that Ed can't write i just want to. you know. point out that Stede has Lucius write down everything he says?? and does?? all the time?? and when he can't find Lucius he asks Frenchie (who actually cannot write) to do it instead of just writing it himself. and we know Stede can write. it's got nothing to do with ability to write, just that the captains don't seem to want to write stuff themselves when they have an employee whose job is to do that exact thing for them
#this is not with any specific post in mind but i think this every time that point is brought up#like idk if ed can write (i think he can based on the scrolls and books in his room and he can definitely read)#and he is a genius no matter what#but i just think it's ~funny~ how 'ed asks lucius to write sth down instead of writing it himself' is used to argue that ed CAN'T do it#when stede does it ALL THE TIME. FROM THE VERY BEGINNING#it's just fancy captain behavior and having lucius do his job (his actual job and not whatever izzy seems to think lucius' job is lmao)#ok now i got it out thanks this keeps bothering me#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd meta#i guess#also it's hard to write while eating jam AND staring dramatically at a candle i totally get it#like if i had a scribey person in my employ i would also choose to dictate to them instead of writing myself lmao especially with quills
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We can't hear it Spam, but it's real to you. I get auditory hallucinations a lot, and usually what helps me is a distraction. Maybe... name 5 things you can see? Or make paper airplanes with old messages, or draw some pictures. Otherwise, I'm sure someone has a crossword or story they can send you to help you out!
#thank you anonnnnn some of these are kinda hard to work with lolll#[you've got mail!]#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#if i get a shiver of guilt when im writing it thats how i know its the one LMAOOOO#sometimes i forget i dont need dialogue. descriptions can do my job for me.#I guess im living up to the every other day schedule i said id be doing#although i wish i could do every day again LOL but its important to take my time with these ones in particular because i want them to feel#certain way while also being effective esp guilt wise. you guys caused this so you get to feel bad ab it when hes miserable. This time you#get to see the aftermath. haha. this is your fault! haha. your actions have consequences for him!#That and the active participation people seem to like lol
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Keanu Reeves performing at Saint Rocke in Hermosa Beach, CA - August 10, 2023
#Keanu Reeves#keanuedit#kreevesedit#flashing gif#*#me: do the onboarding for your new job !!! also me: gif bassist Keanu who cares if he's on tour and you'll have other times to do it#guess who won#BASSIST KEANU what a time to be alive#sometimes babygirl is an almost 59 year old man#keke do you need a hair tie babe i got you#LOOK AT HIM HE IS SO HAPPY#I AM SO HAPPY#SMILEY BOY#free serotonin#me 5'4": i will pick him up#i love an old man#stop wearing baggy tshirts or i will have to steal them#sorry i don't make the rules#if they're oversized imma steal them like a goblin and sleep in them#i need him in a way that's concerning to feminism#when he pushes his hair back i get an extra life like it's super mario bros#forearms are so important#MY WHAT BIG HANDS YOU HAVE#bout to become little red riding hood#the second and last 2 gifs#put that thing back where it came from or so help me#!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is gonna sound beyond weird, and it's gonna be egg on my face if the show doesn't go in the direction that I think it will with Vox but...
Is it just me or are there several paralells between Vox and Angel?
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel meta#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin angel dust#I was listening to 'poison' again and I guess the brainworms started#bc yeah on the surface angel and vox are different as can be#but some of the lyrics in 'poison' I felt could be applied to vox too?#'I got so good at being untrue I got so good at tellin' you what you want to hear' Vox's job is being untrue#and putting up a facade so the sinners in hell will buy what the vees are selling#he's become good at talking val down and saying just the right thing to make sure val doesn't ruin anything#'any way you want me baby that's the way you got me baby'#as we've seen in 'stayed gone' vox will change format literally from one second to another to appeal to more sinners#in a way both angel and vox are sell-outs dependent on valentino to keep afloat#yeah vox has more power than angel#but as alastor implies in 'stayed gone' a good chunk of that power comes from velvette and valentino#where would he be without them?
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There may be nothing funnier than Jake getting scared by Billy's "WHAT!?"
#or he just did a great job acting here but by the way he jumps and bobbles he seemed genuinely startled 😭#also guess who just got a screen recording extension woo hoo :] now I can share more and better discuss things about LR#I have giant lists of certain moments I collect when watching the show like sibling or family moments or funny moments or analysis stuff#oh and sorry for the poor quality and somewhat choppy footage#lab rats elite force#chase davenport#kaz lref#oliver lref#billy unger#william brent#jake short#lr clip#lr:ef clip
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i can’t take cesare’s goth onesie seriously those are his jammies
#he had pants* in down where did they GO#2 nickels meme but it’s for every time i got into a piece of media and there’s a supernatural organization#that makes their agents wear onesies on the job#*i guess it’s more of like a jumper situation but you know what i mean#bigtop burger#btb#david.txt
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Anyone else thought that must’ve just been kind of mean from Descole’s POV
#professor layton#descole#desmond sycamore#emmy#emmy altava#azran legacy#art#my art#fanart#i KNOW she technically didn't say all that in this scene. and shes supposed to have Luke grabbed#but consider this: i didnt want to draw all that for a joke#anyway i keep fucking thinking about this because descole must've been so fucking pissed hearing about emmy's backstory#descole @ bronev: AM I A JOKE TO YOU#imagine this random person telling you your dad was a better dad to her than he ever was to you#he left u when u were 10 and you thought 'i guess he got kidnapped and turned evil and didnt have time for kids'#and then you hear that he took in a new kid#but never fucking came back for you#great job bronev#shoutout to anyone who gets the reference of the pose in the second pic
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i keep trying to uninstall gender but society keeps forcing mandatory updates that won't let me completely remove the program from my device, so instead i have to settle for just going into settings and removing all permissions & silencing notifications regularly. wish there was an Opt Out button. this gender shit starting to feel like tumblr live & i just gotta keep snoozing it weekly for the rest of my life
#coming out to new coworkers and the results have been overwhelmingly more positive than my last job!#prev job just. ignored my pronouns & refused to acknowledge my transness at all#present job i got abt 50/50 'oh ok cool' & 'oh ok cool but this is v new to me so please be patient if i mess it up'#there's clearly some people who read me as a cis man and it's v hard for them to think of me as anything else#& i'm like bro i'm just a person with a body don't think too hard about it#anyways in this metaphor the computer keeps defaulting me to male as the closest approximation#and i just have to keep reminding it that my man-shaped camouflage is just a performance#there's no gender underneath it's just me#being he/him'd doesn't make me dysphoric im just like 'yeah i guess that's an easy mistake to make. carry on'#like i did spend 10+ yrs & thousands of $ to ensure when ppl inevitably gender me (as most can't help doing subconsciously) they lean masc#so it's not wrong per se#but it doesn't give me the euphoria/relief/comfort of just. not being gendered at all.#ctxt#meatsuit renno
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Used this awesome Picrew to do femme!Ineffable Husbands, they're literally so pretty
#the lipstick marks are cuz they've been smooching#like in case you couldn't guess lol#also I saw an art of Crowley where he had gorgeous freckles and I shall never divorce that idea from my mental picture of him#therefore she's got her freckles#also that shirt aziraphale's wearing I just saw it in the options and I was like omg it's so him#plus she's doing a lil nose scrunch#they're amazing I love these gworls#also the way I can mess with their pronouns is giving me life it's the most fun thing ever#also if you caught my Little Fun Detail you rock#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#femme#picrew#the person who made it did such a good job it's absolutely lovely#could noodle around for hours#martianbugsbunny ships
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I typed up an impassioned rant yesterday about some family bullshit that I'm in the middle of but by the time I was done I wasn't Yosemite Sam-levels of angry anymore, but just quietly frustrated and sad so I'll post the gist (bc I do still need attention and I think my mom is sick of talking to me)
my cousin's husband's mom had knee surgery on Thursday, but they also left for vacation on Thursday? I guess they thought she'd have inpatient rehab, but said cousin's husband would come home early if needed. well obviously she got discharged to home the next day and I started getting texts from my cousin about how much money flights back were. I told them all I couldn't be the "on-call" person for this but I guess they decided they could just disregard that and now cousin's husband is not coming home until next weekend and I am indeed the "on-call" person for this? which I know from my cousin's husband's mom asking me to do all this shit I said I couldn't do, as my cousin has stopped texting me and her husband NEVER ONCE texted me
#okay this was still a rant lmao but you should've seen the state of the one yesterday. i had smoke coming out of my ears#i just feel so disrespected it's unreal. like i guess i'll just go fuck myself then?#thankfully my other cousin (cousin's brother) is here and he got roped into the horseshit so he's helping me out but this is not our fuckin#job. we're not her children. strong case for having more than one kid tho as backup if your one is a fucking flop.#when i picked her up she was saying she didn't want to stress him out and that he should just enjoy his vacation. well i hope it's the wors#worst vacation he's ever had and he gets stung by a jellyfish and has diarrhea on the plane
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Read Fang the Hunter after catching up on idw Sonic and like
Wooo!! Return of Fang, his pursedog jester boytoy, and said boytoy's big buddy!
Also ajsjsjsn I'm this close to retitling this mini series "How to Lose One's Bitches: A Cautionary Tale as to Why Team Hooligan Isn’t a Modern Era Team"
#fang the sniper#fang the hunter#nack the weasel#team hooligan#bark the polar bear#bean the duck#bean the dynamite#beanack#beanbark#fangbean#fangbark#barknack#fangbeanbark#beanbarknack#idw sonic comics#sonic the hedgehog#fang the hunter issue 1#fang the hunter issue 2#i just be ramblin#absnnsjs yeah I still need to figure out better ship names#but like??#The suggestive position? Bean using pet names on Fang?#Bean being like “the only reason we stick with you is because it's fun. you need us. get us a good job or we're gone'#All in all I suppose I kind of expected Bean to have more power in this group partnership than he seems (given how he acted in Archie Sonic#and how he got when Nack wouldn't give him attention)#But I guess it didn't fully hit me until Bean made it clear that he and Bark are the forever duo that only take Fang as their third as long#as Fang gives them attention and excitement#And 'big buddy'?#The big buddy effect is now the spiritual twin of the little buddy effect. Largely the same as the little buddy effect except the 'buddy' in#question is clearly the protector and the muscle
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Have you got any recs or a reading guide for steel ?
lornahs's guide for him & his dcuguide chronology collect most of his appearances. and i'm still not quite finished making my way through post-crisis superman comics, so if anyone with more expertise would like to add on, please do, but so far, these are my personal favorite recs for him:
The Death & Return of Superman
Steel (1994) (i love this book, but it is violently 90s in a way that definitely won't be to everyone's tastes. might recommend skipping it at first and then coming back later when you're already invested in the character)
the Trial of Superman arc:
Superman (1987) #106
Adventures of Superman #529
Outsiders (1991) #24
Action Comics #716
Superman: The Man of Steel #51
Superman (1987) #107
Steel (1994) #22
Adventures of Superman #530
Superman: The Man of Tomorrow #3
Action Comics #717
Superman: The Man of Steel #52
Superman (1987) #108
Adventures of Superman #531
Steel (1994) #23
Showcase '96 #1 - 2
The Millennium Giants
JLA Secret Files #2
he becomes a member of the justice league and is in JLA (1997) #19 - 41, but he's mostly just kinda... there. it's been a while since i read this book, so if anyone's got a fresher memory, please correct me if i'm wrong, but i don't remember him ever getting much of a focus in this book. it's fun to see him in the justice league for sure, and i do recommend reading it, but i can't say i really consider it essential reading for him specifically
Team Superman Secret Files & Origins
Superman: The Man of Steel #95 - 97
Superman: The Man of Steel #98 (part of the Superman Y2K arc)
Metropolis Secret Files & Origins
Superman: The Man of Steel #99 - 101
the Critical Condition arc:
Superman (1987) #158
Adventures of Superman #580
Superman: The Man of Steel #102
Action Comics #767
Superman: Emperor Joker
Superman: The Man of Steel #106 - 110, #112, #114
Our Worlds at War was also a pretty important event for him, but i really can't justify recommending that you read the whole massive thing if you're only interested in him. he only shows up in a few issues (which may be a little confusing without the context of what's happening in the entire event, but it's fine):
Action Comics #594
Superman: The Man of Steel #116 - 117
Superman: The Man of Steel #118, #120, #122 - 125
Superman: The Man of Steel #130, #131 (part of the Ending Battle arc)
Superman: The Man of Steel
Superman vs Darkseid: Apokolips Now!
the Strange New Visitor arc:
Action Comics #811
Adventures of Superman #624
Superman (1987) #201
he featured fairly often in in 52 & Infinity Inc (2007), but i haven't actually gotten around to reading either one of those yet beyond skimming a few random issues, so i can't really give any specific recs there
Superman #685 - 687, #689 - 690, #695 (part of the New Krypton Saga)
Superman: War of the Supermen (also part of New Krypton)
Reign of the Doomsdays
aaaand that brings us to the end of the preboot universe. i think he was a fairly major player in the n52 superman comics, but i haven't gotten around to them, either. the only post-reboot comic i can really recommend (and i do strongly recommend it because it's an all time fave for me) is Superwoman (2016)
beyond that, i believe he's a semi-regularly occurring character in the current superman titles & that there's a Steelworks book out there somewhere. but i've kinda lost interest in current comics for the time being, so that's all i can really say about that!
hope this helps & happy reading 💕
#long post#ask#anonymous#john henry irons#comic recs#yeehaw#red text = the ones that correspond to the arc mentioned above#i wanted to put a space btwn the bullets to make that more clear but i guess post formatting doesnt let u do that anymore (??)#and bold = issues he actually appears in#which is only relevant for the trial of superman one#i tried to just link to reading lists for the ones where i think reading the whole thing is worth it#but that's the only one i couldn't find a good one for#also with the death/return reading guide it links to a comment on article ! that was not a mistake#i think the comment did a better job of summing it up succinctly (and mb got a few things the person missed)#BUT the full article has context that's good too. specifically regarding the weirdass annual event#that happened smack in the middle of rots.. which is good to have#because i know that confused the hell out of me when i was first reading it lol
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