May I please fuck the police?Respectfully with consent for Travis “Raimi-Rail me” Hackett.Those who say they wouldn’t fuck him are absolute cowards.

i like how you can't look up anything on tumblr dot com without running into those terrible deeply heterosexual x reader imagines

Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)

i may not be able to fix him, but good god could i fuck him

if you took a bad enough hit while dao rock armour was active, could you have scars from blunt force trauma that spiderweb like cracks in stone

@mariaddity i havent gotten to draw ada n bud yet but Julia and Hog cooking...i think theyd burn the house down someone help them pls

been thinking a lot about communal living and communal parenting which means I’ve been reading the Supernuclear substack since I found it and I can’t stop thinking about this post about raising several babies in a small intentional community. Supernuclear is by these people who started the community, Radish, and talks about the nuts and bolts of starting and running Radish (rules, financials, community building) as well as featuring stories about what worked and didn’t work in other communities. im thinking through the class assumptions of Radish, and some of the other communities Supernuclear features sound frankly unpleasant (thinking of this expensive- and disorganized-sounding college-dorm-ass small weed farm)

BUT! as someone who wants babies but is really scared about how demanding it is with the State Of Everything, i LOVE this post. Radish has “baby happy hour” every day when the babies are picked up from daycare and they hang out in the communal area with other people in the community. parents can spontaneously ask to leave a baby monitor with other folks so they can go out without paying for a sitter after their kid is asleep. “Even with a newborn, we see friends 5-7 nights a week. We go out to dinners and parties on a whim. And we have a dozen friends who are invested in our kid, share in their milestones, and feel 100% comfortable watching them for a hour or even a weekend.” girl the dream…….

it may be super freaking cold, but sampo can throw me on the snow and plow me away, or he can take me to a cabin - making it seem like an innocent trip - but it's actually a means to have his chance to fuck you senseless. <3333

YES YES YES UUWUWWAAAA....... orz the moment I saw him, I gasped and thought that this is a man who would have the most debilitating breeding kink. I may not have known Sampo for very long, but I think he has himbo energy. <3 ALSO HIS ULTIMATE????????? THE RIZZ????? The way that he's the type to slide all the way to you on his knees with a comically large bouquet of flowers and beg you to take him back after you've rejected him LOL. He does the absolute most because that's who he is and he adores you so, so much.

And Sampo fucking you in the snow or in a cabin... yeah. <3 after all, how can you distrust his handsome face? He's a sweetheart, right? You have to trust someone so kind, who calls you his dear friend and is always so nice to you. :) surely his ulterior motive isn't to have you all to himself in an isolated location so he can fuck you dumb. Definitely not. (but then it backfires because he gets pussy-drunk and you're cock-drunk, so it's a good match hehe!!)

I just want to feel good 😩

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Thinking abt This on this fine and rainy Saturday. This dynamic .... so twisted, so completely fucked. At first, it's cute, almost redeeming, how much Kaon loves his turbofox, but then come to find out this beloved pet is a double agent they've lobotomized and domesticated. It's fucked because they literally could have just killed him but instead do... this. Like. Listen. Regardless of how they currently treat The Pet, they all knew he used to be a person, a person who betrayed them, but Kaon still dotes on it, clearly loves it, but loves it as a pet...

It rly begs the question of what his relationship was like with Dominus before the lobotomy... like... one could almost come to the conclusion that someone convinced Tarn not to kill Dominus when he was found out, but instead, let him keep him, even in a changed state............. Dom what did you do to maintain your cover (Dom did you fuck that chair)

And on top of all that, like, that's not even getting into current Vos... to replace Dominus with someone who looks similar and gets the same codename... and Kaon is BLIND. I. I cant even begin to unpack that rn.

Something else that's interesting is dominus's disguise here, the thing on his back looks like the barrel of a gun... did he also turn into a sniper rifle? I'm sure this is explicitly stated somewhere. Also also wondering,,,, I think it's stated that the DJD knew he had a turbofox alt mode pre-discovery, but I cant say for certain? if so, was this disguise an outershell? Could the outershell incorporate into the alt mode?? These are the questions I have.....

long car rides in the passenger seat are the ideal time to think about blorbo. unfortunately for the. 8? hours I've been in a car today, the only blorbo thought my brain would parse is Vincent eating some rancid roadkill while Lino watches with the exact same expression you'd wear while watching your dog eat a really big bug. just. total dismayed acceptance of the situation.

ooc hand jumper fp spoilers but this what it feels like rn.

I think of all the approximate categories of animal, fish are unbeatable in terms of how much it would suck ass to be one. you’re basically the most edible creature on god’s earth and literally everything else wants in on that. like yeah everything eats everything but at least if you’re a bird that lives in the sky you mainly just have to worry about being eaten by other things that are in the sky, but fish? other fish are only the beginning of your problems. not only does everything in the ocean that’s bigger than you want to eat you, so do most things on land given half a chance. there are things in the sky that evolved specifically to come all the way down just to eat you. and you don’t even have arms to punch any of them with you just kinda have to sit there going :o as you’re carried away into the beyond. you have no limbs at all, in fact, so if you ever leave the water you can’t even get back to it like, if something that’s not supposed to be in the water gets in the water it can at least try to swim to shore and get out, but fish are just like “guess I’ll die.” pour one out for fish. they did not ask for this.

My perfect husband is willing to do the cooking and cleaning 😘

And the way his mother taught him to do so? Good parenting. Teaching your son to be responsible for this, is great. Cheers for cooperative life in household!

ough god the limmies (new way of saying limitations)

Anyone in need of a sugar baby? Cause I can be the one 😞