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#I can slightly cook#i can clean#elizabeth olsen#elizabeth olsen x reader#elizabeth olsen x female reader#wanda maximoff
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i may not be able to fix him, but good god could i fuck him
#please#just one chance#bi han#bi han sub zero#sub zero#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1 2023#lin kuei#bi han i would do anything#just a second of your time#i can cook#i can clean#(or he could fuck me)
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I’m rewatching this fan forum from Australia GP and boy was HE FLIRTING with her. THE UP AND DOWN LOOK to this day gets me
#lewis hamilton#lh#lewishamilton#44#He was making intense eye contact during the whole interview#But thinking about moving here and looking at her like that???#I can cook#I can clean
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"who's got you smiling at your phone like that?"
#auburn talks ikerev <3#pleapldepalpepepalse zero one chance please#i can clean#i can rub your shoulders and make you tea#i can kiss your forehead and buy you lollipops and hold you gentle#i have cute oversized sweaters you could borrow#um i also uhhh idk just pick me CHOSE ME#LOVE ME!!!!!!!#ikerev zero
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I work super part time as a custodian and man. I love cleaning and tidying and making things look nice. Just point and I will mop or sweep or dust. Maybe I am truly destined to be someone’s male dogwife
#i can cook#i can clean#cooking and cleaning in a cute maids outfit? with puppy ears?#maybe come up and grab my ass from time to time? as a treat?#UGH#jasperbarks#ftm puppy#t4t puppy#drooling#puppy sub#:3
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watch me make my entire personality about anthony lockwood
#lockwood and co#anthony lockwood#marry me??????#i can cook#i can clean#you wear suits i’ll wear a suit#match made in heaven!
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The urge to hold his face and kiss him hard
#pedro pascal#javier pena#narcos#I've just finished watching it and I'll never move on#javi pena marry me#I can cook#I can clean
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I'm such boyfriend material y'all don't even know. I can cook, I can clean, I can sit and look pretty, I can do a lot more things that I'm not saying on main. I'll plan dates, I'll steal your clothes, I'll let you steal mine. Like what more can you ask for?! My love languages are physical touch and quality time. I'm easy to please; just give me food and cuddles. Not to mention that I'll hype you the fuck up and reassure you whenever you need it! The love and the care and the kindness and all that is already here!! Ugh I'm such girlfriend material and y'all don't even know.
#shitpost#boyfriend material#girlfriend material#partner material#i can cook#i can clean#i wanna be a housewife#i wanna be a househusband#please
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So i just remembered God of Dead is said to be over 190 c.m by Cale.
HE'S OVER 6'3 ?! HOLY SHIT.. 😳
That's it,I don't care what people said.
I will forever worship God of Dead 🛐🙏
God of Dead is such a Daddy good Father figure,just my thinking after reading side story 6.
HE'S HILARIOUS,ADORABLE & HOT AF..!!
Also when he's stop goofy around & finally be serious: I can cook,I can clean 😩✋🏻
The image I found of him on TikTok..
AHHH SKJDKEKSKS 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
#tcf god of death#god of dead you’re kinda hot tho#Hey you need a wife?#I can cook#I can clean#I can boil water#trash of the count's family#tcf#lcf#lout of the count’s family#trash of the count’s family
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urahara kisuke 💳 💣 💳 💣 💳
#kisuke urahara#bleach urahara#uraharashouten#urahara kisuke#only one chance pls#i can cook#i can clean#im down so bad for him#gosh#mr kisuke sir
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i am very sick and delirious rn and this very innocent image is sending me over the edge.
LET ME AT HIM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE
#kiss band#peter criss#the catman#i want him.#those freckles oh my gof#give him to me#i’ll treat him like royalty#i can cook#i can clean#i can sew#i can somewhat sing#HIS SMILEEEEEEEE
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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:
15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.
None of the hijackers were from Iraq.
None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.
None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.
#9/11#serious post#not a shitpost#this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks#politics#this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it#i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed#because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes.#and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries#we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government#but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation!#a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!!#a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support#so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*???#well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains#and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel#truth is irrelevant#worse: to the people in charge#truth is a HINDRANCE#'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase#facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations
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KACIIIIIIIIII WHAT THE FUCK THE BACK TATTOOOOOOOOO
THE FUCKING BACK TATTOO I THINK I'M GONNA FAINT?! SHES SO?? I?? OH MY GOD
#✧. ┊ kacii answers#I CAN COOK#I CAN CLEAN#ILL BE YOUR HOUSE WIFE#ANYTHING MIU PLEASE BABY#✧. ┊ anony nonie
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Thinking about pokemon teams helping coparent… ahh.
Masterpost for more of my shenanigans!
#in reference to how i personally headcannon drayden as the twin’s unwilling uncle#he’s trying his best but having two kids foisted on him is stressful. haxorous picks up the slack#ANYWAYS onto happier thoughts YEAH PREENING AS A FORM OF LOVE#unspoken rules of the pokemon world so far: anybody can be bribed with enough berries and mutual cleaning is the ultimate sign of affection#pokemon#art#sketchbook#submas#myart#fanart#pokemon ingo#pokemon emmet#pokemon elesa#nimbasa trio#pokemon drayden#gym leader drayden#drayden bw#haxorous#axew#altaria#blitzle#litwick#tynamo#dwebble#druddigon
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out of the frying pan and into the fire and into another frying pan that's also on fire
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#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#dunmeshi#this past year i decided to get into some of the manga i hear people really rave about#and dunmeshi was the first one i read and i adore it so much i don't have the words#gosh ryoko kui is such a huge inspiration.. i hope i can save up and get physical copies of the manga some day#ohh and daydream hour if it ever releases in english...#and sorry toshiro doesn't have his armor. i always remember him in his disheveled casual arc#fan art#my art#i think i've just completely stopped trying to do a clean flat style... i've just started painting over my sketches now#it looks a little messy but it's so much more fun#this was the first time in awhile i looked forward to continuing a drawing
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