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oysters-aint-for-me · 4 months

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the floaters in my eyes have gotten so bad that i have actually started swatting at flies that aRENT THERE it’s just CLUMPY EYE JELLY trying to TRICK ME

#doesn’t help that i have a minor fruit fly infestation at the moment #ugh i wish there was a way to fix eye floaters that wasn’t high risk/low reward eyeball surgery lol #i hate these things

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maxpaulll · 5 months

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20 Questions for Fic Writers Game

I was tagged by @agentplutonium who knows I absolutely despise tag games so I'm doing this out of spite.

I will not tag anyone because I don't know who to tag and don't want to but you can feel free to use this as an excuse to do it if you want.

1 - How many works do you have on AO3?

3 because I don't write often and I orphaned all my old fandom ones

2 - What's your total AO3 word count?

hhhhhh uhm... 5,403 because again, I don't write often. When I do it's just a one shot cause that's all I can commit to.

3 - What fandoms do you write for?

Redacted Audio, and you can't prove any other fandom /lh

4 - What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

I'm gonna rank these but I don't have enough so they all get featured, Get rekt losers.

#1 is Adventure of the Mates' Night Out. This is just a silly little one shot abt the Shaw Pack mates & Baabe being cool as heck B]

#2 is Family Gets Nicknames which is a short lil angst fic about Quinn taking Angel & Tank/Darlin' not being able to do anything about it. Technically it's unfinished but I wouldn't expect an update

#3 is The Stars Are Gone Now. It is my FAVOURITE AND YOU ALL ARE COWARDS FOR NOT LIKING IT/J. It's about Imp!Vega's death and Pet's grief. I love it more than life itself but it's pretty heavy and a lesser beloved pairing so I understand why it's not super popular.

5 - Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Sometimes, if I'm feeling silly

6 - What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Stars are gone now. Hands down. Pets stuck in Vega's room with no idea what's going on during the rebellion. The only solace they have is the lights on the ceiling which relieve them that Vega is still alive... until he's not. (family get's nickames is kinda sad too but it was written to be more panicky. I write a lot of angst because it helps me deal with my 🌟feelings🌟)

7 -What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Mates' Night Out!!! It ends with everybody being fine and Baabe being super sexy n cool but I should give a TW for mild violence, sexual harassment and swearing <3

8 - Do you get hate on fics?

Not as far as I know?

9 - Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Once when I was like 15 and then never again. I'm no good at it.

10 - Do you write crossovers?

Nope <3

11 - Have you ever had a fic stolen?

No?? I wouldn't know

12 - Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope <3

13 - Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes. In high school. On a twitter thread. With Pluto.

14 - What's your all time favorite ship?

I will die for Imp!Vega & Pet, I would give my life for Imp!Freelancer & Vindemiator, and I will kiss Gavin & Freelancer on their sweet little heads.

15 - What's a WIP that you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

I started writing this AU about Detective!Milo & Thief!Sweetheart that never made it past planning in gdocs but I think it would be cool to finish but I don't think I'll ever get there. There's also this one Playlist plotline I made because I wanted people to be able to see what I was thinking about when I listened to the songs. Making that into a finished fic would be cool but I don't have it in me. If you wanna read it, the link is here.

16 - What are your writing strengths?

I think my descriptions are my strong suit? I feel like my dialogue can be lacking but I feel good about my visualizations of scenes n stuff.

17 - What are your writing weaknesses?

Definitely making anything more than a one shot. I just don't have that level of commitment for something. When I write stuff it's because I'm in the moment and feeling what I'm writing. If I have to sit down and come back to it I lose my mojo.

18 - Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I'd feel way more comfortable doing if I or someone I knew understood/spoke the language. I don't trust google translate for that.

19 - First fandom you wrote for?

Listen. Wattpad was a place... where I wrote Good Omens things. BUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE DARK TIMES.

20 - Favorite fic you've written?

THE. STARS. ARE. GONE. NOW. IT'S MY BABY, MY BELOVED, MY POOKIE DOODLE. AND I WORKED HARD ON IT. YOU SHOULD READ IT (If you wanna) AND THEN CRY ABT IT WITH ME. Or not, I don't really care /lh

okay thats all

#redacted audio #I hate these things #but also #sometimes I forget that people don't know I'm a triple threat (artist; amatuer VA; AND writer #anyways toodles!

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manekinoodle · 7 months

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hoxton refuses to drive but i still want him to be obnoxious on the go. assigned electric scooter rider

#payday 2 #payday 3 #hoxton #joke headcanons #I HATE THESE THINGS

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youngerfrankenstein · 1 year

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3H polls are about to give me another blocklist aren’t they?

#Maybe people will be chill #but I somehow doubt it #I hate these things #Sticking to my guns and not voting

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shy-peacock · 1 year

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#I hate these things #totk #totk hands #imma about to throw hands at these hands #tears of the kingdom #Zelda #Zelda totk #legend of Zelda #link #hero of time #GOD #I HATE THESE GUYA

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loveis-mine · 3 months

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magaru…save me…

#if it even works that is #i hate these things #they piss me off #makoto yuki #shitpost i drew this in a blind rage i have not clicked off the results i hate them so much

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ifitistobeitisuptous · 4 months

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Rules: tag 1 or more people you want to know better. thank u @bougainvilea

relationship status: Married. Together for 22.5 years, married for 7.5. I'm poly but have no other relationship at the moment (and I'm not looking).

song stuck in my head: "clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here i am, stuck in the middle with you"

favourite food: chicken enchiladas with wheat tortillas not corn.

favourite colour: teal

last song listened to: I don't "listen to music" except whatever on the radio when I drive, or whatever the YouTube algorithm spits out when I'm working.

dream trip: central and south America, looking at historical sites

last thing I searched: "Australian flag". My wife wasn't sure what it looked like even though she's lived here 22.5 years.

@tomato-puppy @glassand-grass @wearingmyclothes @chubbbunsuwu @scrawlingwithstyle @staywellakell @tomtheboy @petertowncomics @notsouniqename @dinosaurfucker

@anyone else who wants to answer this

#i hate these things #But wanted to know y'all more.#Please let my answers inspire more questions

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magicallulu7 · 1 year

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I swear I have BLOCK over 40 pornbots!

Dear Pornbots……leave me alone damnit!

They are just like cockroaches..block one and the two popped up!

#i hate these things #Had to block one or two each day

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navybrat817 · 2 years

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*Me filling out my self evaluation for the end of the year review and trying to say nice things about myself*

#navybrat rambles #personal #work work work #i hate these things #just tell me what i did well and give me a raise 😂#please #i got bills to pay #i got mouths to feed #are you reading my tags?#go drink some water #stay hydrated my friends

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deadghosy · 2 years

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I HATE when people don’t read Wattpad titles or descriptions. I just hate it bro.

Like example: you’re reading a reader insert and the description said you are a male in this story. Not a female but you still say. “Is this a female reader story?” “I’m a girl but okay.” “Are we a dude?”

The third quote is used to much and makes me pissed. But I’m not targeting anyone on tumblr. It be them Wattpad mfs

#wattpad #described #read description #read before following #i can’t believe you’ve done this #i hate these things #I hate these type of people #all genders

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bartmobile · 8 months

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