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genuine question how do i stop feeling near-homicidal rage when ppl sing around me
#I DONT KNOW WHY IM SO CUNTY ABOUT IT#like obviously i dont say anything but something goes haywire in my brain when i hear people sing#like my roommate or whatever#i think it's because my mom did it a lot and it drove me crazy because i hated her#i just feel so bad 😭 are people not allowed to sing? have fun? according to a section of my brain they do not
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just started fear & hunger, met d'arce, she talked about jesus 2.0, called me a peasant, and overall just seemed very nasty. as you may have guessed, im obsessed
#shes. so bad. a literal missionary. i know i shouldnt say this about a missionary but shes just a poor meow meow#havent even played her intro yet but im sure whatever horrible things she has done havent been her fault#also god why are all the playable characters so cunty#also i have GOT to cosplay either mercenary or the guy with a miniskirt so short you can probably see his cock and balls#also im having a BLAST with the game#yea i died about a billion times during the 3 hours i played it but it was so fun and theres so much stuff and cool things#theres things i really dont like or agree with but god its a good game#its better than what i thought it would b based on what ppl have said#a fucking solo dev game!#leevi liveblogs
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more bullshit
#this is such a good way to spend my time Im so fucking busyyyy#this also actually made me realise that its the second time ive drawn denmark as patrick/christian bale and its like. well its true but im#insane also#ive been wanting to do the fernanfloo meme for 50 years though because that most litearlly is already his outfit#but well anyways i got to give him a spiffy alternative fancy outfit that im kind of obsessed with#it may be that he doesnt have his stupid headband for 5 minutes or the bullet wound swagger but well i like him#litearlly no body is going to understand the context of the first meme until like. 6 volumes of my comic come out im crazy#well whatever. its for me ok.#i should have been working on my berserk drawing but instead.#my ranting#do you guys understand how long it took me to find the christian bale image without the goth bugs bunny i wanted to kill myself#then all i had to do was google ''christian bale so cunty'' and the second image on google was the fucking post...like goddd#''why is denmark in heaven'' well because the inbetween is all clouds so the backgrounds always are white please pleaspelaplseplease#i know i backed myself into a cornerrr thereee but pleaseee#Pleaseee#with that logic he should also be wearing completely white clothes unless theyre his normal outfit but i figured that would look Really Wei#Weird so i didnt do it#im aware no one cares and im inflicting these rules upon myself ok well the illness#...which is why i also tried to fit kyles binder beneath the dress which he would never wear bc of the dysphoria but i figured ok well. idk#the binder was built into the dress or something idk idk dont think about it too hard#''dont think about it too hard'' is the hardest thing 4 me. well i will think about it soo hard unfrotuantely#its 5 am#my art#kyle batillo#denmark newman#kar#it feels really weird to draw the 2 of them without ilya there. its like going to a hotel without the cuck chair.#like wheres my beautiful third wheel scowling in the background#cady will you tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back OK SORRY i should rewatch meangirls. for the millionth time#sad you cant see his giant gauges bc hair is covering but just remmeber theyre there k drew them.....
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"slut!" jude bellingham.
summary — you finally release an unexpected song about your relationship after receiving countless hate for it.
notes — send reqs and shit 😙
warnings — hate comments thats it rlly
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y/nsusername
y/nsusername: 🍒👡
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username: she never posts jude anymore
username: i rlly dont like her
— username: okay...
username: shes using jude idc
username: bet jude got those heels for her
— username: u act like she isnt a model/singer whos just as successful as him
username: she doesnt deserve him
— username: and you do?
username: ur all insane and sad. leave her alone
username: shes too pretty to be acting the way she does
— username: she doesnt do anything...
username: slut
y/nsusername
y/nsusername: coming soon...
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username: OH??
username: yayy
username: nobody cares
username: i cant take her seriously
username: still no jude posts
username: she didnt even go to his match yesterday
username: she always uses guys wtf
username: why does evergone hate her?
— username: because shes dating jude and people are stupid
y/nsusername
y/nsusername: my new single "slut!" drops tonight, and i can't wait for you all to hear it. i love this song and myself, and to be able to share it is a pleasure. 🤍🩵
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username: omg.
username: her naming it slut... not even gonna listen
username: WHAT.
username: im freaking out
username: this is abt to be a power move.
username: oh!
judebellingham
judebellingham: My lovely y/n - I'm endlessly proud of her and everything she has accomplished as of recently. Her strength is beyond me and I will forever admire it.
Lots of things have been said about her these past few months, and I realize I should've made a statement. Her kindness told me not to, but now is the right time to share my love for such an amazing woman. Y/n has dealt with so much hate in the world, and I hate to see it. You never know the person behind the screen, and I have always encouraged kindness. Please apply it to those I love.
I have never felt so happy with anyone than I do with you, Y/n. I love you, and I love all of you who have stuck by us and supported my favorite girl.
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username: i will cry.
username: i hope u all shut up now
username: BRO HE LOVES HER SM😭
username: the hating bitches are silent now
username: js a ton of 12 year olds jealous
username: i love them sm
username: "slut!" was so cunty idc
username: stream slut!!!!!
y/nsusername: ❤️❤️❤️💋💋💋
y/nsusername: i love you so much.
— judebellingham: I love you so much more
judebellingham added to their instagram story!
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#jude bellingham#jude bellingham fluff#fanfic#jude bellingham imagine#jude bellingham oneshot#jude bellingham x reader#jude bellingham x you#jude x reader#judebellingham#jude bellingham smau#jude bellingham fic#jude bellingham smut#jude bellingham social media au#jude bellingham x fem!reader#soccer imagine#football imagine#fanfiction#jude bellingam x fem reader#qraceiuv
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I love making phone calls I love sending emails and being overall pleasant to interact with I love looking for solutions and being eager to understand how the world around me operates and to ask people about the role they play in this beautiful world I love being able to tell that other people are excited for any reason at all to strut their shit in this way and I always take notes on how they do it. It's all so funny to me. I am doing this because I am an insane person. I am the best person for the job. I am like the inverse of Jude St Francis. Born in a wet cardboard box doomed fucked in the head and forced to make an accommodation with life BUT I think its cunty and will commit awesomely violent ritual seppuku when my life is at its absolute peak. But yeah I dont get anxiety anymore if I dont like something it I can just thank them for their time and then find a way to leave and literally do anything else no one really cares as long as you do it right and you know like you can just keep looking for better things you literally never know you might turn out to be really passionate about fish mongering and didnt even consider it and it's not always easy but if the alternative is unbearable then fuck it pack a bag and stick your thumb out on the highway and spend 2 hours chatting about life with a fat 60 year old semi truck driver with photos of his happy fatty family plastered over the entirety of his dashboard and who was concerned why some kid was wandering the highway without a jacket and is nothing but totally kind and appropriate towards you which you kind of didnt expect when you hit the road but then you get to the city and go to an orgy party at some xi/xirs apartment who you met while on a psychiatrist-approved leave to attend an LGBT youth summer camp during the tail end of your 4 month stay at a youth mental health/detention facility but you can't stay there because his 40 year old housemate just announced that he's moving to the states and suddenly wouldnt be contributing to next months rent and didn't want to say anything until the night before when his boxes were being actively moved out of the apartment in order to avoid any sort of confrontation and the resulting altercation is heart breaking this 40 year old workig professional gay dude just absolutely betrayed this screwed up teenaged lesbian with no hesitation but maybe the drug fuelled sex parties had something to do with it but im just there stoned watching some tv show about anthropomorphic fast food and xe really did care about me but this was not the time to be pulling some cutesy whimsical runaway shit so we said our goodbyes and xe gave me directions the youth emergency shelter. As far as I was concerned, I was living the dream. This was just the "hard" part. I broke the high score on the ancient tetris machine at the day-shelter and barely ate anything because they relied entirely on donations and for whatever reason nobody thought to donate anything gluten free. I slept in the girls quarters of the cold shelter we were taken to every night, driven in huge vans by the staff at the day shelter. The girls were primarily quiet and didnt want to talk or even look at anyone. Some of the native girls were chill to play board games or watch tv with though. The guys were real rough. Mostly drug addicts. Mostly violent. They were known for treating each other terribly. I was told I could "use whatever rooms or washrooms that align with your gender identity". I told them I'd rather use the room that made me less likely to have me end up raped or my pillow pissed on.
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TMAGP Live Reaction - Ep 13
This probably won't be a regular thing since I usually listen to the new episodes on my way home from school, but I wanted to do it today and no-one can stop me
Pre-Episode
Aw this dedication is so nice, reminds me of how I used to sign off on social media when I was younger
Pre-Statement
omg samcelia date samcelia date
they're so cute omg
"she also said that you dont know how cute you are" alice dyer youre not fooling anyone
i wanna hear what this interaction sounded like between alice and celia
"nobody, i'm mysterious" this isnt gonna come back to haunt us im sure
omg samcelia dating reveal already
JACKS HER SON OMG
"wild couple of years after i moved here" does this mean that celias way of coping with being dropped in a different universe was to just fuck... iconic
either that or jack got brought along with her and shes just covering it up. or jack has some mysterious origins that we dont know about
omg a horror protagonists with loving, alive parents wow
i was not expecting sam to be this relatable oh no
sam :(
oh no an "incident"
alice :(
i love celia just being "i know we're on a date and thats great and all but what do you think about the Horrors"
ofc you know theyre real you lived through the apocalypse
ah hello lena and gwen
ah gwen is learning about the consequences of delivering a random address to a living mr blobby knockoff
ooh are we gonna get some exposition
yes we are
these are our Fears i presume
you work in the government responsible for discarding peoples experiences and traumas gwen you werent exactly one of the good guys to begin with
guys i dont think shes gonna sort it
Statement
hold music?? hello?? do we recognise this voice?? needles??
i cannot understand what the name of this company is but i do not like them
the autoresponder sounds so cunty who are they i must know
oooh a scottish guy we love a scottish guy
"i pay your wages" sounding ass. telling the autoresponder that youre the highest investor in a gambling app isnt the flex you think it is dude
i think if a website that directly involves the handling of your money does "weird background checks" and has a "janky interface", staying is less of a feat of loyalty and more a feat of stupidity
oh this guy does nfts for sure
are you allowed to blame the warning you didnt listen to for the consequences?
oh his friends suck too
damn all jokes aside i feel bad for this dude
ohhh so is this like the dice where things can only get so good before they go terribly? or is it like a "when your life gets bad your money goes up" thing
ah its the second option
tbf if its not against the law its not against the law
this guy is the definition of "20 pounds is 20 pounds"
suddenly i dont feel as sorry for this guy
i have a sneaking suspicion that this guy did not get his money
oh nevermind
OOOOOOH NEVERMIND THAT NEVERMIND
huh
HUH
DID THEY SEND A CREATURE TO GET HIM WHAT
Post-Statement
Alice!!
Ooooh he got pished
Alice really out here dissing every kind of date I've ever been on
oh no :(
sam no :(
sam apologise please
shes right tho youre in the wrong place if you don't want weird
alice :(
this is why a polycule would fix everything
alice i love you
sam i love you but you deserved that
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#samama khalid#celia ripley#alice dyer#gwendolyn bouchard#lena kelley#tmagp spoilers#tmagp reaction
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I'm dying reading the last Water is thicker than blood comic, I can't wait to see what they're up to (I've been waiting for it ever since the chapter where they get dressed up and Ace asks Luffy is he has "the stuff")
It should be illegal for Ace to be as pretty as you draw him, even when he's making a dumb face he's gorgeous. I hate him and I want to be him.
I would love to see what the Whitebeards are up to in this AU! Maybe something at the tatto parlor with the commanders? Ace with his father?
Sorry if I missed it somewhere but have you mentioned where/who Shanks is in this AU?
Great job, thanks for sharing, and have a great day!
1) im so very glad youre invested in my story hehehe :D (you’ll learn about “the stuff” soon enough :3c dont worry)
2) in the religion i practice, one of the main commandments states the following:
“Thou Shalt Not Draw Portgas D. Ace In Any Other Way Besides As Cunty As Thine Possibly can.”
And since i am such a pious man, i follow this commandment Closely. If i didnt, my God would strike me down with one swift blast of light.
3) A lot of people have been asking about the Whitebeards in this AU. I’m not much of a WBP fan, myself, so i dont really have many ideas for them, sorry :(
I do have this ask for them, hope that gives you some idea.
4) I have!
Ive decided he’s the leader of a biker gang who’s day job was as a lifeguard when luffy was hanging around him at a young age
Here ya go~
5) why thanks so much, you do the same :)))
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ahato mizuta appreciation post
my gurl theyve been stuck in the metro for a very long time
long rant below!! beware.
okay so first off i honestly wish that they would stay a character that nintendo didnt expand on, i loved the sheer amount of fanon and headcanons that people came up with and that the dedf1sh tag was filled with that one post from hwkgrass or smth with ‘press A to imagine inkopolis’ like that was my favourite post and it probably still is and its also the reason i even have tumblr in the first place
and right now the tag is filled with them being a hater and just random things or saying omg nonbinary people are real? really? nonbinary octopus swag or smth and i just dont know about it.. like is everyone really that desperate to get some pronoun drop from nintendo i thought we were satisfied with the 25 bajillion headcanon pages for them. like im not mad they use they them pronouns im just saying its not a big deal and why are we so hungry for new game content it doesnt feel like something people built from the ground up anymore
and oh my god this makes me feel like someone talking for no reason which is probably true but hey i miss the character nobody knew about and that had the hugest backstory that changed on every single post about them and that had so many different sibling headcanons and got sanitized willingly because they just didnt want to think anymore
all the recent art always has haha cunty octopus or whatever where is that one zombie living in the walls who has not stopped working or slept or ate in 8 years
where is that one character who has black fingertips NOT because of them dyeing it but from the breakdown of cell tissue from generally not being alive their entire fanmade backstory just evaporated
am i sad that the canon dedf1sh is now a pasty white slacker in class who got kidnapped by tartar and just got sanitized with no reason whatsoever and nintendo didnt leave the thing up for debate? yeah
was i obsessed with this character before? yeahh
should i be dragged across one of those metal railings making a donk sound on every single pole for posting this and not getting over it? yeah
in conclusion i am still not over the release of acht side order and its stored in my brain as a different character in another splatooniverse and they are not the same person as ahato mizuta
#thanks for listening i should be thrown onto a roof and left there#wow i really do miss that one zombie with hollowed out eyes that glow in the dark and a lack of the sense of touch#ahato mizuta#dedf1sh
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☆ WVBA Fanart Stuff ☆
inspired by @ohshy 's bear hugger fanart wall headcanon, i thought it would be neat to see how fanart of the boxers would be in the punch out universe, enjoy my evilness (go check their blog out they are so cool)
Glass Joe
- its either really elegant fanart of him or him with bread
- people keep drawing him in a baguette costume,he loves it
- Just like how tumblr has snatched him up in a second, punch out universe tumblr has also snatched him up
- suprised why anyone wants to draw him (poor Joe doesnt know the internets obsession with twinks or skinny men who are the human equivalent of a wet noodle)
- gets really happy when he sees fanart since he loves the fact that someone liked him enough to immortalize him with art
- Just happy hes getting recognized, i dont blame him tbh
Von Kaiser
- its mostly portraits of him and him with silly mustaches, loves both
- feels honored because people dont do portraits of people who they dont like
- the internet also snatched his german-grandpa-self up
- gets really excited whenever someone draws him, literal yippee hip hip hoorays from this man
- thinks people want to draw him because of his fancy mustache & muscles, partially right but people mostly draw him because the internet sure loves babygirlifiying old men
Disco Kid
- its really colorful & cheery art of him most of the time along with portraits
- admires all the effort that has went into the art no matter what
- the internet also snatched him up, mostly for pose references + being so silly
- will pose for references or drawings if you ask him
- understands why people want to draw him, suprisingly not cocky about it
Piston Hondo
- really fancy art of him meditating or at fancy locations or portraits, keeps being drawn in sailor moon cosplay
- also honored, loves admiring his fanart since he loves art a whole lot & appreciates the effort put into it
- the internet also loves him, also used for pose references + backgrounds and lightning
- give him any irl fanart and he will die of happiness
King Hippo
- mostly portraits of him in hippo island, really happy about it because he loves the fact that his homeland is getting recognized as well
- feels all fancy when he sees fanart
- thanks to this, he looks at fanart of himself when he feels down or insecure
- appreciates art a lot so much, loves encouraging artists
- the internet snatched up hippo island but not him, still happy
Bear Hugger
- basically just what @ohshy said + fanart of him as the lorax or him advocating to protect the trees
- really happy + feels extra excited about the "bear hugger says protect the trees & animals" fanart
- thinks the lorax fanart is hilarious (LET IT GROW LET IT GROW)
- internet ate him up, come on hes too loveable why wouldnt the internet love a enviroment protecting silly man
Don Flamenco
- him posing and/or with carmen, loves seeing fanart of him with carmen, lots of portraits & fancy art as well
- really flattered like omg am i that handsome for you to draw me
- knows EXACTLY why people draw him, he knows what you are
- will also pose for references, really cunty poses as well, slaying
Great Tiger
- toe curling fanart of him going magic and stuff, admires the art so much its unreal
- his fanart has inspired him to get back into drawing
- internet loves drawing him all floating
- doesnt know why people draw him other than all the magic but just says "its because im so hot and handsome ❤️❤️"
- using clones for references, Why pose for 1 when you can pose for them all?
Soda Popinski
- oh my god it is all soda themed, him in a soda costume, him drinking soda, him telling you to drink soda, its mostly shitposting and he LOVES it
- also admires art, especially the shitpost-y ones
- checks out his fanart for a laugh when hes bored
- internet saw him and went "such a goofster"
Bald Bull
- oh my fucking god its so chaotic, 1st place for most furry fanart (2nd is great tiger as expected) normal portraits, shitposting, has had every form of fanart thrown at him
- thinks the normal ones + shitposts are cool, the furry ones however.. oh my god he keeps being bombarded with him drawn as a actual bull since it keeps getting memed + sent to him
- if you ask him if he wants to see your fanart, he'll reluctantly say yes
- his fanarts are 50/50 either really talented or really traumatizing
- secretly admires the furry ones since its obvious a lot of passion went into it as well (totally just admiring the art nope nothing else nuh uh)
- the internet has broken him, still has hope (for now)
Super Macho Man
- shitposts or really colorful fanart, no inbetween, also people keep drawing his mantits + him as a shark
- "people wanna draw me because im so ripped and hot" sorry grandpa its for something else
- loves his fanart & is cocky about it
- poses constantly for the fanartists, accidentally got coerced into junko posing (danganropa cosplayers on tiktok during 2020 having war flashbacks)
Aran Ryan
- 90% shitposts, 10% also shitposts (almost forgot him lmao)
- laughs like crazy at his fanart
- loves all his fanartists with all his heart and would take a bullet for them
- doing goofy poses for the fanartists, none of them will be babygirlifying him today
- internet ate him up as well
Mr Sandman
- really detailed portraits of him, loves fanart with all his heart
- his face lights up whenever he sees art
- happy about the fact that someone took time out of their day for him, that means a lot to him
- oh my god he is going to explode from happiness
- whenever he sees the occassional shitpost art he'll stare at it and try to comprehend the fact that someone really drew him like that (in a good way!!)
#punch out#headcanon#bald bull#punch out wii#don flamenco#piston hondo#glass joe#aran ryan#punch out headcanons#punch out!!#super macho man#soda popinski#mr sandman#von kaiser#disco kid#great tiger#bear hugger#king hippo
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can i know what drew you to pete and billy? or did you just have a force of describable feelings possess you? also i like that the ask button says my reddit ama
yes oh my god ABSOLUTELY you can i have a lot of thoughts behind this. thankyou btw i love calling my buttons silly things ^_^
theres a lot of draws to pete and billy for me....ive always seen them both as aro4aro, like their dynamic just strikes me a lot as A Lot Like An Aro Gay Thing(tm) rather than a conventional alloromantic thing. just makes wayyyy too much sense to me just from my own experiences as being a gay guy in a weird aro gay thing w another aro gay guy, like I know exactly what they have because i am The Knower and I cant really imagine them being romantic outside of certain contexts. i know a lot of people in the vbros fanbase tend to view them as married or dating whatever but i cant really picture them getting involved like that if that makes sense. their arocoding is almost definitely unintentional and i get that a not of people really see it like i do but it is extremely comforting 2 me nonetheless. always remember that i can imagine anything
i also find a lot of comfort in the fact that theyre both disabled. like im mentally + physically disabled so like go figure that seeing that in characters from a cartoon is super nice to me. what more can i say. i spent a long time being kind of ashamed and embarrassed about my status and the limitations it places on me, but these 2 genuinely make me feel better about all that stuff. also this has nothing to do with anything but i love drawing them more than ive loved drawing any characters from anything. theyre always so enjoyable to draw in my style, drawing them brings me so much joy
okay now getting into the both of them specifically and why i am an insane beast about them. i have ALWAYS ALWAYS loved new wave stuff and that sort of zany fashion subculture from the 80s literally since Forever so me liking pete is the most predictable thing in the entire world. everyone saw this coming. plus i have always loved kind of weird mean feminine men so it goes without saying that his loserish ways have absolutely captured me. i love this cunty pink thing and also i would hit him with frying pans until he stops moving <3
AND THEN BILLY. ohmygod billy. billy. billlayyyy. billyi love billy so much i see a lottt of myself in billy honestly. frankly i think hes one of the best characters in the show every time i see him i go crazy. i literally get him so much like on a core level. i think his whole narrative is extremely close to home as someone whos disabled and tends to be infantilized for it and treated with less respect than my able bodied peers. theres so many nuances to him like i love that he still hangs onto his more (HEAVY emphasis on the quotes here) "childish" interests and isnt treated as lesser because of it theyre just treated like normal interests he has. i also like that hes a hater. i feel like a lot of people dont really realize that he tends to be kind of spiteful and sarcastic and i love that they gave him that Edge SO much. in general i feel like its pretty apparent that billy is meant to be autism-adjacent in some way and i think hes one ofthe most accurate depictions of autism in A Thing that ive seen. hes so cool i love billy ilove him .
i could go on and on for hours on end but yah in general these two kind of feel like the culmination of everything i love in characters from a thing. they are incredibly near and dear to me they will always be my lovely sweetiepies <3
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baldur log day 1 + 2
day 1
i dont have much to show for this day visually bc i wasnt actively documenting... but essentially, i:
made my character, went through the beginning tutorials and stuff, took the little brain guy with me, saved shadowheart, and crashed on the beach. then i stopped playing. here is the only image i took before i got off LOL
day 2
ok. so:
shadowheart is cool as fuck. i LOVE her already. cannot wait to strengthen the social link with her or whatever the hell you call it. get the friendship numbers up.
this fuckass poem had me dead:
shoutout the bitch queen ig whoever you are. keep serving
also i love this fucking guy. i can tell hes a conniving fuck but ohhhh hes kinda hot though!
like why is he kinda cunty.
but yea anyways he joined my party.
also met this guy. gale. he is strangely charming. but he also gives me zephyr breeze vibes (which is bad) and jack sparrow vibes (which is very good). told my friend speves that and that i thought he looked like a smart himbo and she was like "i dont blame you for that read" + "we'll see" which i Dont Know how to take. my judgements were based off the literal first minute of conversation btw
+ really stupid visual glitch i almost didnt notice. theyre fusing
shadowheart talk your shit man.
"just waiting, like a lovesick puppy?" ...... thats a bad thing? whatever you say man. gonna scare shadowheart with commitment. COMMITMENT JUMPSCARE BOO
also little parentheses shadowheart is the most fucking dementia raven way ass name and i love it but it was hard to take it seriously for a little bit. warrior cats ass name.
also i got crazy fucking lucky with my rolls. dont have many screenshots but i kept getting high numbers it was lucky as shit up until gale talked to me about needing to consume magical items like crack
i read his mind with the mindflayer tadpole and found out it was cus he consumed some crazy ass Dark Magic or something, got a critical failure first, then just used some inspiration i had to get it right, and rolled high as shit LMAO
hit the rolls TWICE btw. read his mind once and then went deeper into his mind which had a 15 dc and got that too. hell yeah baby.
also afterwards i was totally honest with him about reading his mind and he freaked the fuck out which fair i read your mind. i get it. but still
then i calmed him down by being like "hey man i had to know. youre dangerous" and passed the persuasion check :sunglasses: easiest game of my fucking life
oh i talked to shadowheart abt her pains before that which was cool every conversation i have with her makes me like her more.
i met wyll. great guy. i went to camp to long rest and he dropped some INSANE fucking knowledge on me. like. i could live by this
so i switched gale out in my party with him LMAOOOOOOO
and had a conversation with astarion about how hed kill me if i started turning. i asked what he would prefer personally and he said decapitation. which was CRAZY. so i was like yeah sure king decapitate me if i turn. do your thing. i trust your judgment
also talked to shadowheart bc i will seize every chance to learn more about her
then i left camp, talked to kagha while looking for a healer, got them to free a tiefling girl through more persuasion rolls (BECAUSE IM GOATED) and talked to the healer nettie who was fixing a Regular Bird
she told me how strange it is that we arent turning, to swear on my life id drink a poison if i saw any symptoms (which i of course agreed to, shadowheart approved and astarion did not) and stopped playing on the way to rescue halsin. fun times!
p.s. days doesnt necessarily mean im playing this daily but rather just what happens when i play per irl day... days just works as a way to categorize tbh
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What are your honest thoughts on the book kids? Both vk and ak?
i’m gonna be so honest with you it’s been a while since i reread the books. (what’s kinda adjacent is that i wish the books, the movies and the animated stuff was more cohesive with each other but i understand that they never planned on it being such a big franchise)
let me cut it here bc it got so long, i was very into it
i most vividly remember the first one, the prequel, and i dont think we see any kids that aren't in the movies, other than mentions. though i think Audrey in it is great, like her brittle handle on being the Perfect Auradon Princess and her huge desire to just sweep all unseemly things under the rug and like almost forceful insistence that everything is fine and great and all that exists is the softness and beauty in Auradon, down to her ignoring animals that aren't cute, ones that dont coo and cuddle. but when Ben pushes her she's intense and angry and almost scary.
the second book, return to the isle of the lost, introduces fun vks and mainly just name drops some aks:
i really like Mad Maddy, i like the thought that she and Mal were besties as kids, as close as sisters, twins even. and the fact that something happened between them that made Mal dye her hair, which she still does all these years later. i also think it's fun that her and Evie immediately dislike each other upon meeting. and i like that she's never 'redeemed', she's bitter and angry and scheming. and not bitter like Uma is, who wants more and better for herself and others, but deep in 'evil over everything' bitter, she leans into it and wants worse for everyone else.
Anthony Tremaine is so cunty. like i know we never get a visual of him but i know he was serving. he was comitted to his noble aesthetic and his bored drawl. i also liked that in the books there were a lot of cousins, i think it could be fun to have like a gang of them with maybe other nobles from their country (though obvi they wouldn't refer to themselves as a gang, they're too self-important and 'above it all'). i don't remember him doing anything super important other than supporting Maddy, which makes me think he's like a passive guy re: Isle situation, just choosing whatever he thinks is going to benefit him (and by extension, Tremaines) the most. in my fics, he and the Tremaines usually are adjacent Mal's gang through Dizzy's connection to Evie, just as like gratitude for watching out for her.
Ginny Gothel is great too, i don't know why i don't use her more, i really should. she was kinda friendly with Mal in the first book, not like they run together but more like they don't really have anything against each other and in social situations they talk and drink together. i love that she stole stuff from Maleficent's apartment it's fun. she very much gives me narcissit's daughter, who internilises it all and tries to imitate her mother. i think she would probably be very competetive, especially with Evie (overall, i think they have a potential for an interesting dynamic... a lot can be said but i don't wanna get too sidetracked, send me an ask if it's interesting to u)
Yzla doesn't do much except attend the Anti-Heroes club which i took as a green light to pretty much create my oc. i still think it's kinda dumb for Yzma to have a kid but eh whatever. i think Yzma wouldn't be a stereotypically bad mother, i think she's more like neglectful in a bad mood and "my kid and i are friends, im cool" in a good mood. anyway, when i do Yzla, they're nonbinary and androgynous, and a little manic, really smart, good at engineering and chemistry, so usually i make them a part of the gang and Carlos's assistant.
genuinely don't care for Hadie. like, i think the name is stupid, i think that he's Mal's half brother is stupid (since they never do anything about it), but i think there's potential to this character.
Diego de Vil is my babygirl. i have like a whole character inside my head for him because i think the potential of Carlos having a cool older cousin is just so great. if you go to my bad apples tag, you'll see more, but i created a whole band for him (and a twin!). he has a devil may care attitude and cares for Carlos but doesn't know how to express it at all.
now for the ones i don't have much to say about: Claudine Frollo has so so much potential and i've read really cool fics with her and the religious trauma she would obviously have. Harry and Jace should probably have a cool dynamic with Carlos, what with being forced to work for the de Vil family but i honestly forget they exist a lot of the time. Big Murph is friendly and helpful that is all i have to say about him (but it's interesting that he doesn't follow Uma). Eddie Balthazar and Hermie Bing just seem like they're there to fill spaces, but i'd love if someone fleshed them out. Gaston twins, i've seen good characterisation of them as following their father's footsteps and i think they are like if himbos were evil.
for the AKs of this book:
Pin, eh, not much to say except the name's dumb. Artie is a baby, but seems hot-headed in that heroic way. Herkie (again, dumb name) should have beef with Mal. Gordon is a little jealous, but i think he opens up a possibility of like messy family drama between the kids of the dwarves lol. i don't even wanna discuss Tiger Peony because i wish they didn't touch the indigenous characters because of the implications it has in-universe and they didn't do much with her anyway.
okay, now onto the rise of the isle of the lost:
whew, i love that this is focused on uma. i know i personally don't talk about her a lot since i'm mostly absorbed with the rotten four, but i love her and the pirates dearly.
(re: the Hook sisters, i don't have strong opinions on them, just thathc that's canon to me, they're all from different mothers)
Jonas is one of the people who has a confirmed appearence and the same actor was in the rotten to the core sequence, so i choose to believe it's the same guy. in my head, he used to be a vendor at the market, bored and tired of having to protect his stand, which is why he eagerly joins Uma.
i don't remember much of the personalities of other crew members, if they were given any, but i've read great Uma-centric stuff that fleshed them out greatly and really made me care about them.
for the aks, this is the first time we meet Lonnie's older brother. i don't wanna even type out the hate crime of a name they gave him. but overall, i think it's funny that Lonnie's a little sister, explains why she want to rebel and is always in everyone's business lol. for him personally, afaik he's not that much older than the main cast and i think the fact that him and Jay are friends so fun.
for Arabella, it's never revealed who her parents are but if we base it on the live action, i'd say her mum is Perla, she's said to be charismatic and diplomatic, her kingdom values the arts, which are qualities i think we can see in Arabella. i think it has interesting implications that she can go between land and sea as she wishes, especially if we take into account that magic is practically forbidden. is she an exception? also this is the second time an ak causes a uhhh hardship? in their desperation. Jane in d1, to change herself to fit into the judgemental social world of Auradon nobility, and Arabella here to prove that she's capabel of leading. she's said to be obsessed with Evie's style and overall a huge fashion lover, which i think probably makes people call her vapid, vain, ditzy, etc and why she wants to prove herself so badly. honestly, i don't see her a lot and i don't think i've ever written her into any of my fics but she offers a good window into what it's like to be a royal.
i thiiink this is also where Aziz is mentioned again? but genuinely all i take for him from canon is just his name. i love him and Jordan (Laila's version): they're practically siblings, they're a little too carefree, Aziz is leading the sassy man apocalypse and Jordan takes every opportunity to humble him (lovingly), they're kind of party animals though media just calls them socialites lol
ok im gonna be real with you, i never read escape from the isle of the lost so i think that's all, i hope i didn't miss anyone!
#descendants#im SORRY this is soooo long#laila.txt#asks#cleverqueencommander#also sorry i know there are typos i missed lol
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Like legiterally idk sometimes i wish i was female socialized or whatever….. i vehemently dislike the Ideology behind femininity (meekness subservience domesticity watching children being “classy”) but i adore girliness and cuntiness. I wish i knew how to be a girl. Dont reply to this with stupid bullshit about how thats just a social construct and theres no wrong way to be a girl. I know that. Im talking about I WISH I WAS THE SOCIAL CONSTRUCT OF A GIRL. like i wish i could see myself as a girl and just sit there and be pretty and teehee and talk to boys and paint my nails. Because like… that is me.
Like sometimes i legit get so jealous idk like why couldnt i have been put in beauty pageants as a kid. Why wasnt i told to be pretty. Why did my mom never talk to me about dating and boys. Why did all the adults in my life treat me like a genderless gnome instead of a girl.
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Wtf is happening over on ofmd Twitter??
I dont tag in much so last i was aware was the ‘stede bonnet is a racist and u are too’ fluff. And this is of course my take. I only peak in anymore someone more involved might be able to explain better.
Theres some lovely ppl over there, gorgeous art and nsfw art too. But starting lets say may-ish a group of mostly young fans (judging by their profiles most were under 22) started saying most fans were racist for liking Stede Bonnet or Izzy and basically white people and straight ppl shouldnt be allowed to watch or be fans. If u like Con or Izzy (yup both) you were basically a klan member cuz clearly he thinks Ed is his slave etc. it goes on.
Look im white and cishet so im basically 3% of most of the fandom. But i found this particularly interesting cuz a lot of these people crossed over with Wwdits and no one wanted to talk about Kayvan Novak doing repeated blackface starting in 2015. They also didnt want to acknowledge Taika said some real terfy shit when he was my age in 2014 (mustve been an asshole era). Neither man has apologized (or mark proksch) and Kayvan doubled down on it last year.
So look i absolutely can not say how poc are allowed to feel. I just find it very odd they want to lynch Rhys and Con but are fine with Kayvan especially. Blackface to me seems like an ultimate sin.
So moving along… by the C2e2 they wanted to cancel Con for playing Izzy and slammed anyone who fangirled over him. A few weeks later Con made an insensitive comment about a tory having a coke nose, comparing it to a latine country. For some reason that didnt blow up til August. He did apologize and deleted or paused his twitter (he claimed before it blew up he would for filming and this coincided with filming beginning so hard to say). Most of them felt apologizing was no good and this was proof he was truly a racist playing a racist character.
(Fyi my personal belief is ppl should take responsibility, sincerely apologize, and never do x again).
Rhys’ wife is a royalist and when the Queen died they went after her and Rhys for saying Elizabeth’s death was sad. Wife doubled down. Ppl said proof shes racist and he should divorce her (i mean…i didnt love it but they really went after them. Im no royalist and think the queen was a colonizer.)
So then a few weeks ago Rhys Darby briefly replied to a friend that he felt playing Stede Bonnet was like reliving a past life. It was like 2 sentences. Ppl first thought it was cute, then this mob came to feast. They attacked any fan who liked it and attacked rhys so much he declared this is why he doesnt tweet much.
I personally took the tweet to mean he felt like he was reliving a life, not necessarily Stede Bonnet the real dude. But i mean shit if ur playing (or claiming) a rich white man pre 1860 the dude was likely a slave owner. Not a justification but liking a fictional character doesnt mean u think the fictional character is the real dude. I didnt know Stede Bonnet existed before ofmd. Real dude was a cunty slave owner who was prbly mentally ill and an asshole to his crew. I dont conflate Rhys’ bird of paradise bitchy queen with that dude. In my world Stede Bonnet is a fictional character. Fuck the real guy.
Soooo ive ranted nice and long here (sorry i have feelings). But the summary is theres a young mob of ofmd fans on twitter who want to prove they are activists by being assholes to real ppl who arent doing anything worth calling out…while also not calling out actors who really have done shit. Basically baby bullies. And oddly many of them are white so its even weirder. But thats that. I dont recommend bothering with it.
#ofmd#our flag means death#twitter drama#twitter ofmd#con o neill#rhys darby#izzy hands#stede bonnet#kayvan novak#cw racism
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playboyy finale stray thoughts!!
nant is acting like prom doesnt know who nuths boss is... does this mean nant didnt know who prom was....
nuthphop!!!! oh the mirror the mirror the mirror the mirror the mirror making it look like nuth isnt really there?!?!?!? the framing of this scene!?!??! oh fuckass jason STAY AWAY FROM HER
aobpuen my beloveds id buy your chicken juice
soong with the fucking ringlight in his influencer era and first jerking off in the background?????? oh soong my baby. this is giving sandray...firstsoong are so fucking funny the dejected "fuck him" askjhgasghjahgg
ok im concerned that if nonts father uses the government to take down jason lee then all the playboyys will also take the fall..
captain and his one sided beef with puen like bestie maybe youre just wrong. also puen being the only voice of reason, once again
puen said queer solidarity so tru PUEN MY BABY BOY PLEASE DONT DIE
i lowkey need captain and puens actors to work together again
on god tutorsoong rarepair of the century?!?!?!!
if this is firstsoongs final arc.... first be so fr...
NOOOOO THEY SET UP MY BOY NUTH SHFGKAJGHASHGHAH IM GONNA EXPLODE NOOOO
first doing the grindr reveal of shame.... firstsoong what is happening babes... like not even a "i should punish you for this??"
nuthphop enthusiasts its joever for us isnt it...... hold on the flwoer... their visual metaphor is a caged bird...
captain youre gona get decked- now why is keen so attached to nuth
hold on why is nont asking of zouey is ok.... zouey trauma moment ???
well we didnt get nont cunty jacket but we got big pant so alls well that ends well
awww theyre little fucked up family
no they got my baby behind literal bars JASON LEE AND CAPITALSIM YOU WILL CRUMBLE FREE MY MAN NUTH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
if this is the nuthphop ending im commiting atrocities- not that its not realistic but its just so fucked up
porschejump being cute save me save me porsche jump being cute
oh why am i in this... oh damn i mean since you asked
SCREAM THEY REALLY WENT FOR IT GOOD FOR THEM
hold on the framing of phop and nont miroring nuth and nant im gonna scream
they bringing out nuthphop piano ballad deep cuts this ep
oh im not fonna make it DONT DO THIS TO ME NOT THE MONTAGE YOU BUM ASS BITCHES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH GOD I CANT DO THIS I REALLY CANT OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE WORST THING THATS HAPPENE DON AGJLHA NO NO NO
him dying exposed and out in the open when he lived caged in with the other people he was trapped with its about symbolism its about story telling its nuths screenplay printed next to him its the fact he was only ever going to be remembered through that screenplay how people like them dont win awards and and and and
this zoueyteena scene giving me so much whiplash like right in front of my grief ???
SO THE PAINTING HE JERKS OF TOO IS OF JASON SOFGHAFSJKLGSJAHKGSJADF OMG I WAS RIGHT!??!??!? SJHGKGHKFJAGH WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
gurl....
WHAT THE ACUTAL FUCK WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
what.... the... FUCK?!!?!?!??!
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8, 20, 21, 22
Plus a random number without looking at the questions, hmmm....
You get: 86
8. movies or tv shows?
MOVIES. i suck so bad at watching tv shows because i always get sooo scared about wasting my time so i rather just watch a 2 hour movie and get it over with. this is also why i never get thru tv shows. i still havent properly watched all of star trek TOS....even when i was properly obsessed with it.
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
i honestly really prefer my laptop. notes are good but i make so many typos bc i type so fast. in class i take notes in my sketchbook. and sometimes i write down like little story segments in my sketchbook as well when i dont feel like typing it up on my notes app.
21. obsession from childhood?
cats (is it obvious), ancient egypt, LPS, warrior cats, hollywood undead. in that order. probably
22. role model?
i don't think i have one, there's people who have influenced me and how i behave (like my mom and dad. obviously.) but there's never been anyone who i like... look up to??? the same way that idolization is such a weird and foreign concept to me because everybody is fucked up and you can't take 1 person to be the end all be all because... well... you know. you'll end up disappointed. there's never going to be anyone who you agree with 100% or sb that you condone all the actions/behaviours of. + if its someone who you dont know personally like a celebrity or some author or fuckall whatever, You dont know them, how can they be your role model?? like it doesn't fit in my head, it's too "end all be all" title to give to someone, even if its your family member.... you get what im talking about?
i could write a longer post about my thoughts on "idolization" and "role models" in the web scene because im so sick of people getting disappointed bc their lovely internet crush did something weird that they didnt like. sorry this got derailed.
my role model is uhhhhhhhh lestat from interview with the vampire bc hes a cunty whore bitch who kills people and manipulates his gay boyfriend who doesnt want him
86. cookies or cupcakes?
im in my "pastries are scary" era rn but uhhh cookies. i guess
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