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esouliie · 5 months

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MEOWWWWMEOOWEWWWWEMOWOW

#i cannot.

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reigningmax · 6 months

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redbullracing: Racking up a record-equalling 19th win of the season for the Team 🏆😍

#my post #i..............#i cant say a single thing i am thinking #i cannot.#brb texting emma #oh my GOD.#max verstappen #brazil23

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kalakilo · 10 months

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that kieran culkin bus is looking like a wonderful thing to be hit by now

#i actually cant dothis today #i cannot.#succession #roman roy #gerri kellman #romangerri

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z0nefive · 2 years

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i know it's all i talk about but i feel genuinely devastated when five finds everyone dead like that scene makes me feels so many feelings

#the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #tua netflix #five hargreeves #number five #hargreeves siblings #HE WAS JUST A KID #i cannot.#i can't even listen to that song without wanting to curl up and cry

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bewilderedbunny · 6 months

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Steve's little nuggets speech didn't make sense to me until I thought about it in a Hal from Malcolm in the Middle kinda way. He hates his job, he's struggling to keep his family afloat, but he literally cannot stop fucking his partner because they're so obsessed with each other

#love that for him #imagine steve rollerblading to we are the champions while wearing blue sequins #i cannot.#shitpost #steve harrington #malcolm in the middle

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koifsssh · 6 months

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Sometimes I think about all the au's I've made and get this goofy feeling in the pit of my stomach...

It's just something silly I think about often, I wonder what You would say in regards to a particular one...

#god #i cant beleive this all started because i watched bridgerton and then promptly became obsessed with it for a short period of time #its a little funny #lord... arranged marriage...#i cannot.#thinking about it gives me that funny feeling #im shocked by own drama stirring #i hope this week i will collect all my drawings and finally get to post about it... theres just so much #man... i put my silly puppet guy through so much and for what...#rainy i am so very sorry...

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helreginn · 7 months

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thefrigga

“I can try and teach you. If you would like?” Frigga asked. It had been far too long since she danced, must less teaching someone to dance. That was a different madder entirely. @thefrigga

Hel seemed reluctant but she nodded her head anyway. She was in Asgard, of all places. She really ought to know how to dance. And who better to learn from?

"I would like that." She replied quietly.

#thefrigga #Sorry I'm in a loathe loathe relationship with ask reblogs.#I cannot.

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inferno-mp3 · 1 year

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FUN LITTLE VISUAL DETAILS IN PROMARE - PART 1

...Brought to you by a guy who has rewatched this movie well over 40 times. My insanity for this film is boundless. Here are just some fun little stuff I noticed in Promare. (Most of the stuff I say here are just my own observations so take it all with a grain of salt)

Varys likes basketball! It's easy to miss, but at the start he is shooting a basketball into a hoop

And his locker also has some basketball jerseys inside of it (and what looks like deodorant?)

Speaking of lockers, each member of Burning Rescue has special details on their lockers!

Starting off with the outside, from right to left we have: Varys, Aina, Lucia, Remi, and then Galo (Galo's is not visible in this shot.) All of them have traces of stickers that have been peeled off.

Varys' has a hart hat and some decals, seemingly more basketball-related things. One right to the left of the hard hat has a paw print on it.

Aina's locker has a baseball cap, some rainbow/emoji stickers (one that looks like it just says Inter Net? And maybe a Barbie one?) along with some motivational sticky notes (You are STRONG) and two 'A's. Probably her initials.

Lucia's locker has the most stickers, and to me, it looks like they're mostly of different candy/candy brands. Other than the T and the "ATATA" they just look like candy stuff. She doesn't have any hat hanging there (it would probably be difficult to wear a normal hat with her hair)

(Edit: To quote a-blue-revolution, "Lucia likes videogames!!!! In that close up of the lockers you showed there's an "atata" sticker that looks EXACTLY like the atari logo" There are also some other stuff that show her video game nerdiness. Thank you a-blue-revolution!!)

Remi's locker is just a hard hat and some papers. One's on white paper, and to me it seems printed, like a legal document or something. The other is on yellow paper, and to me looks more handwritten. Who knows what these are.

Here is the outside of Galo's locker. It looks like it has Matoi decals, to the surprise of no one. Some simple characters, the side of a firefighter holding a Matoi, and the tip of a Matoi at the very top. (I'm not completely sure what the dark blue decal in the lower middle is, perhaps a firefighting outfit?)

(Edit: To quote burnt-grapes from the comments: "That dark-blue sticker in the middle of Galo’s locker is actually a Bonshō! They’re large bells used in buddhist in Japan that are typically made of bronze :] (hence the sticker’s colour)" Thank you burnt-grapes!!)

Now for the insides of everybody's lockers:

(I already showed Varys' but here it is again for reference, his hand is blocking a picture of someone playing basketball (you can see it in the next picture))

Aina has some, I think, fashion stickers? There's a figure with a hat in the top left corner, and some sort of ticket or check with what I think is a barcode on the left. To the top right of the mirror, she has a picture of her and her sister (aww). She also has a geometric poster for "Division", and another poster behind that one. My gut is saying a band of some kind?

To match the outside, Lucia's locker is filled to the BRIM with snacks, featuring some great brands such as "Cheetas," "Daritas," "Skettles," "W&W," and what I think is just straight up Milky Ways? And right where her hand is reaching one that says "Trigger." My gut reaction was that it was supposed to be a parody of "Toblerone," but the letters are brown, so it might just be a normal easter egg. She also has some books and red solo cups.

Boring documents on the outside, pinups on the inside. Interesting. Remi also has a picture of him next to a blonde-haired someone, also in a Burning Rescue uniform. (I've heard that that's his girlfriend who got turned into a crocodile, but don't quote me on that) He also has some red solo cups.

(We don't see the inside of Galo's locker, but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say it's probably more Matoi memorabilia)

Speaking of Matoi, when Lucia is working on her computer at the start of the movie, we can see she's looking at Galo's Matoi Tech suit! His Matoi/the folded up version of the suit is on the right, and how he actually fits into the suit is in the middle. (You can see the spikes on the back, identifying it as his special suit)

The computer actually shows all the suits customized for their owner's body types and the suits themselves. Right before Lucia sends out Remi and Varys, the computer shows this:

You can see, Remi's figure is very thin and lanky, and Varys can barely fit in his. Remi's ice canon is contained in his suit attachment, and Vary's is mostly just the arms, with the claw he uses to pry open the door to the scientists.

As Burning Rescue is leaving, a tiny car accompanies them. (if you look closely, you can also count the pixels in that image)

This is Ignis' car, the one he drives throughout the movie. You can see him getting out of it here:

(and a better picture of the car itself)

It seems to have a spoiler on the back. A pretty flashy car overall.

Most people know about this hidden Galo:

But there's actually a second one! As Lucia is fistbumping Varys and Remi, you can see him sulking, partially hidden by the light.

Poor guy. He wants to go so bad.

Aina has a headset with a mouthpiece, which no other characters seem to.

My guess is it's due to the helicopter. It could muffle the sound, and make it so that she can still talk whether she's inside or outside. Or it might be something to do with proximity, since Varys and Remi are both in their suits, and Lucia can have higher quality communication gear in the van that might not be available for Aina's helicopter.

(You can see Lucia and Varys don't have any)

This might just be reading too deeply into it, but right at the beginning, Vary's is launched out of a canon. Perhaps this is foreshadowing halfway through the movie when Lio gets launched?

This also shows the "shape symbolism," which is perhaps the coolest visual detail of all. According to the Wiki, squares are used to represent Promepolis, the city, Kray, Freeze Force, that general sphere. Triangles are used to represent the Burnish. And circles symbolize the freedom/the future. Once you notice that it's EVERYWHERE. The lens flares, the buildings, the clothing of characters, everywhere. And even on the canons here, you can see that Varys gets launched out of a square one, and Lio gets launched out of a triangle.

Goofy little detail is Lucia uses a joystick in the van, oddly enough. While holding it, she twiddles her fingers as if she's typing on a keyboard. Either there are sensory inputs on the ball of the joystick itself, or she's just excited.

(Here, while complaining about Galo being missing, she uses a genuine game controller to move a robot's hand. She likes video games)

Part 2

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luxeslore · 5 months

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words i hate in smut: precum

and i’m no longer afraid to say it…

#i cant guys.#you will never catch me saying it #and i don’t mean like. i cringe when i read it in other peoples writing at all #i mean when *i* type it i cannot take myself srsly #I CANNOT.#it brings me to tears #🗯.luxe laments

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seeminglydark · 1 year

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i have more questions about him lifting them up bc im too invested in this au now lol So. does that mean that their skin is not slippery only their tail? bc he can just casually lift them up when they dont have a tail!!! (also about that,,,,, are they just naturally really light or is john just Really Strong??? or both?)

HAHAHA ok so non tailed Caro (as well as canon human Caro) is a normal human weight for someone who’s like 4’10 (147cm) so they aren’t that heavy. And I imagine they are not as slippery when they don’t have a tail, skin probably gets more soft since they don’t need dolphin like skin if they are gonna walk around on land, so not as hard to grab, plus at this point he has practice. Also our man is a pirate, he’s used to heavy lifting so he is truly just that stronk. A lovable himbo. Please enjoy my horrible sketches, I’m on my way to work to teach the youth art. Haaa.

But when they have the tail…and more slippery skin texture, well. That took a moment…

So..in the end he needed to used a sorta half version of a fireman’s lift with their help (holding onto his shirt, the fabric is a good buffer for slippery.) success! But also they are fucking heavy, that tail is equal to like, three Caro’s, so frankly when he meets them without their tail, it really is like nothing to lift them in comparison.

#rj rambles #I’m dead these drawings #I cannot.#original characters #ask me things

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sanshiori · 6 months

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Where do you book an appointment for Vil to hit you with a car? Asking for a friend

Guys please,

#I cannot.#but if you get the info come back ok

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istherewifiinhell · 10 months

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THATS IT. SEISTA TIME. EVERYONE GO TO BED. LOG OFF. RESUME IN A HOUR IF YOU WISH

#some shit #falling face first into bed. ARGHHHHHHH #i cannot.

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literatureandshit · 2 years

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everytime i think i’m okay i’m reminded that wayne munson never said goodbye to eddie. he thinks the town killed him and left him to rot somewhere. he thinks he’s been taken, someone has snatched his boy up and he’ll never see him again. wayne is going to leave his porch light on every single night waiting for eddie to come back because if he knows one thing, he knows where home is. wayne leaves eddie’s room completely untouched and he won’t even go near it. he makes their favorite meals and looks at his baby pictures. and all the while wayne is wondering where his boy is…

#i cannot.#i cannot handle it #GIVE HIM HIS BOY #WHY WOULD U DO THAT #wayne munson #u deserve everything #eddie munson #stranger things #stranger things season 4 #sts4 #sigh #it’s too early for this

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wibble-wobbegong · 8 months

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the incredible, absolutely massive inferiority complex i get hit with every time reality sets in and i remember im not a genius im just really really autistic. in the sense of i know Everything about One thing.

#or like #i can’t analyze things quickly #i Cannot.#i have to spend a very long time picking something apart to get the same answer rhe college board wants #its very frustrating bc i Know i can analyze but i am so so bad at doing it fast #i’d rather submit a 10 page essay on some book than read and write an essay in 40 minutes

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i2ycat · 3 days

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YPOOOO OMG NIKI AOTM HAKHDOSNAISJDJSKDJDODJSIDJDHDODNDIDHSOSHDODHEODJIDJDJDJFJFIDJF

STRAIGHT 10S ACROSS THE ENTIRE TABLE. MY MAN ATE THIS UP. AKAHSISNSIDNAKZBXODNXOXN. he deserves the aotm like REALLLYYYYYYYY

#lyn’s bubble #I CANNOT.#HES SO.#him dancing kendrick lamar in the midst of the kendrick drake beef is actually kinda funny #HELPPPPP #I LOVE HIM SM.#THE DIFFERENT CAMERA ANGLES????#MY TALENTED BABY

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oxfordcommas · 27 days

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my quads are currently extremely sore because I went to a pickup queer soccer game yesterday that is a 15 minute walk from my house. there were 50 queer folks all hanging out, playing soccer with varying skill levels (!!!!!!!!) and this happens weekly! I cannot believe I live somewhere that this is an option.

#last weekend i went to an nwsl game and then got soft serve with my wife #which made me oversleep and miss the feminist bird watching event #can u believe all of these things are available??? where i live???#i cannot.#it's the fucking promised land i stg #i send a thanks to the universe at least once a week #that i no longer live in Sad Terrible Pennsylvania Town #and instead live in Glorious Blue Bubble North Carolina city

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