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justamegafan · 1 year

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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #11

Y/N and Zeus Chat

After Y/N wins over Hera, Zeus is not happy since he’s being filed for a Divorce all for a human, but wants to prove he’s… ‘nice’

Zeus (Gets a phone call and sees the contact is ‘Home Wrecker’): Hermes! It’s Y/N!

Hermes (Surprised): Answer it, I want to hear!

Zeus (Answers): Mx. Y/N, how…nice of you to call

Y/N: Hello, I really enjoyed my time last night with Hera, Zeus

Zeus: Oh…Hera told me all about it…in great detail

Y/N: …Or should I say, ‘Douche’?

Hermes (Surprised):

Y/N: Ha ha ha!

Hermes (Looks at his father and is trying not to laugh):

Zeus (Anger rising): …Yes, congratulations… you won fair and square… very impressive for a mortal

Y/N: Do you like brain teasers?

Zeus: Oh, I love brain teasers

Y/N: What does Zeus and a Black Hole have in common?

Zeus and Hermes (Looking at each other confused):

Y/N: They both suck!

Hermes (Bursts out laughing): Ha ha ha!

Zeus (Murderous look): ….

Hera is in the other room trying not to laugh

This is based off of @luxthestrange RoR Hera Quotes with Y/N, go see her stuff! And @sketchy-owl Hera artwork, check them both out!

#Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #RoR Zeus #RoR Hermes #RoR Hera #RoR Y/N #Zeus IS a Douche #Hera is so pretty #Hera also definitely deserves better than that crusty cheating fossil #Source: The Big Bang Theory #RoR Hera x Y/N #Hermes is dying after hearing that joke

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deathlessathanasia · 4 months

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Tip: If you claim that you like a particular figure from Greek mythology, but you feel the need to change almost everything about them, rewrite their personality, ignore those aspects of them that you find uncomfortable, , and in short turn them into your original character, consider that you probably don't actually like that figure from Greek mythology.

#ramblings #greek mythology #greek myths #greek gods #of course this goes for all characters in general not just mythological ones #but I find it particularly insufferable when deities receive this treatment #imagine me saying that Hera is my favourite goddess #but then it turns out that the version of her I like is one that loves all of Zeus's kids and is happy to play mommy to them #is BFFs with his side chicks and is an excellent mother to her own children and has never done anything questionable ever #I'd sound pretty damn ridiculous and people would be right to question why on earth I pretend to like this goddess when II so clearly don't

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yeagrave · 2 years

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space parents :’)

#recently finished rebels and can’t stop thinking about them #I can’t tell whether I like this or not but I’m happy with hera’s face #she’s so pretty :’)#kanera #kanan x hera #kanan jarrus #hera syndulla #caleb dume #star wars #star wars rebels #sw rebels #swr #my art

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fantastic-nonsense · 1 year

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finally read through Wonder Woman: Historia Book Two today now that Book Three is out and HELLO??? Gene Ha, can I talk to you about your absolutely insane Golden Ratio Hera spreads???

#wonder woman historia #wonder woman #hera #gene ha #art #the art in Historia is driving me INSANE it's so pretty #first Phil Jimenez and now Gene Ha #and tomorrow: Nicola Scott

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adastra121 · 10 days

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So…how likely would Leander do that thing Zeus did, and trap you in his consciousness forever because he won’t let you go?

#for context…#zeus tricked his wife metis into turning into a fly and swallowed her so she’s trapped in his head forever #and I don’t know if it’s the most messed up thing the king of gods did but it’s gotta be at least one of them #closed off from the world forever only existing as a pretty voice to lend counsel and advice to your lover from time to time #he marries hera after that too #…oh shit this gives off Seaspring vibes actually #the whole…trapped in your lover’s subconsciousness part #touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved leander #greek mythology #ramblings #leander x mc #mc x leander #leander x reader #reader x leander

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commsroom · 1 year

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i don't think early-series hera gets enough credit for how funny she is. "scans do indicate a percentage drop in the tank's capacity that is commensurate with the amount officer eiffel could stuff into a crewmember duffel bag"? she saw him do it. she probably talked to him while he did it. it's the tonal dissonance between highly technical phrasing and a very blunt observation. like when eiffel asks her for her top five 'stick it to the man' songs and she asks him things like 'top five lanthanides?' until he says "you're just yanking my chain, aren't you?" and she responds by quoting anarchy in the uk at him. sure, sometimes there are things she genuinely doesn't get and/or would express differently, but the way she frames it is playing with the false expectations people have of her. she knows exactly what she's doing.

#wolf 359 #w359 #hera wolf 359 #things like 'upping sarcasm to 74 percent' ... she's doing that on purpose #i'm trying to think of the right way to express this but like. hm.#hera is allowed to make jokes based on her being an AI and the perception people have of her because of that #but other people making comments or jokes about it clearly bothers her so it does. almost come across as a defense mechanism too #in the same way eiffel presents himself as an idiot to lessen the sting of failure #hera will sometimes play up perceived differences or assumptions because when she's sincere and people treat her as if she can't relate #that's worse.#and i think there is some kind of. way that aligns with autistic experiences like both that #the way you express yourself will be perceived as Different even if you are trying to relate to Normal Human Experiences #but also that people will make assumptions about the things they think you won't get or relate to without even asking #and there's. i don't know. there's something i see there #in the way hera navigates that and how intentional her framing is and how much of it. lessens over time #because the way other people see her and interact with her changes #more than anything about how she thinks or what she values. that's always been pretty constant.#i always kind of end up back on a version of this topic. and this was meant to be a lighthearted post. but you know... wolf 359...

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kanerallels · 10 months

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Don't mind me just kriffing SOBBING over our blueberry boy speaking onscreen for the first time in OVER FIVE YEARS

#I AM LEGIT SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW #AND HERA!!! SHE'S HERE!! TRYING TO PREVENT WARS AGAIN #i would like to see the broccoli boy next though thank you #AND SABINE #honestly i'm pretty okay with her potentially being force sensitive mainly cause she is in one of my favorite fan fics #mainly i'm just dying over the kanan parallels #and 'once a rebel always a rebel'#and HERA #and EZRA #and SABINE USING EZRA'S LIGHTSABER OH MY STARS #AND JUST ALL OF IT OKAY I'M LOSING MY MIND #star wars rebels #swr #ezra bridger

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hades-bat · 1 year

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If you're mad about LO Apollo you're right, I am too. But hey, remember that there's Blood of Zeus Apollo making up for his mistakes.

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endversewinchester · 8 months

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Ahsoka part IV- Fallen Jedi icons. Like/reblog if you take any!

#I don't do this for live action stuff #but this episode was so pretty #so here it is #ahsoka tano #anakin skywalker #sabine wren #hera syndulla #ahsoka icons

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kanansdume · 7 months

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It's so sad that Hera and Sabine got distilled down to their entire personalities basically being "snarky." Like Filoni took the fact that Hera and Sabine had senses of humor that could, yes, make them snarky in Rebels, and revolved their ENTIRE personalities around that in the Ahsoka show.

Like in Rebels, Hera is snarky sometimes, sure, but she's also one of the warmest and most nurturing personalities on the show as well as someone who DOES believe in systems (good faith systems like the Rebellion, not like the Empire obviously) and in respecting that the leadership set in place has good reasons for their rules and orders. Hera is the person who gets upset if the OTHER characters choose to just do whatever they want rather than follow orders. So yeah, she's snarky, but that doesn't mean she's someone who just does whatever she wants. It means she's someone who has a sense of humor.

And Sabine in Rebels is snarky, yes, but she has an entire arc where she goes from being a literal bratty teenager who has some issues with authority and blind loyalty to being a merciful, patient, compassionate, mature adult who respects the necessity of making decisions based on the greater good. She does still like explosives, yes, but her snark and her appreciation for a good explosive does not make up the entirety of her personality. She acts like a bit more of a bratty teenager at the beginning because she IS a teenager in the beginning, but she grows OUT of that by the end of the show and over the course of MULTIPLE different arcs per season. The fact that she's snarky doesn't mean she doesn't respect good strategy and tactics OR that she'd abandon a ceremony honoring someone she loves that she's been asked to speak at OR that she's someone who would make the selfish choice that literally undoes someone else's sacrifice. It just means she happens to have a sense of humor.

Snark is not a personality nor is it something you can base a character's personality AROUND. And yet that seems to be exactly what Filoni has done on the Ahsoka show. They're snarky characters so that means that they disrespect authority, do whatever they want, and act based purely on emotion. How interesting. How unique.

#star wars #ahsoka show #ahsoka spoilers #sabine wren #hera syndulla #by contrast ezra seems to have LOST all of his snark #like poor ezra is just a sweet little bean who doesn't have a single edge to him anymore #and sure he's pretty likable still but EZRA HAD SOME EDGE TO HIM #he was a street kid!#he grew up with the ghost crew who express love through teasing #the man knows how snark with the best of them and you wouldn't know that if all you've seen is the ahsoka show #ahsoka is so calm and aloof that she's not snarky so much as just a distant asshole

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thestarwarslesbian · 7 months

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Would be set in season 2 of Ahsoka

Hera: Thrawn we will stop you. Thrawn: You can not stop me. Eli: Thrawn. Come back to the accendency. Thrawn: I can't. I'm comitting war crimes. Eli: Fuck. That's so hot. Thrawn: That's why I do it.

#Ezra: wtf #Hera: So this was all just 10 years of foreplay #Thrawn: pretty much #Hera: I'm going home. Have fun with your wired kinks.#star wars incorrect quotes #inncorrect quotes #thranto #grand admiral thrawn #eli vanto #hera syndulla #ezra bridger

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athena-rocks · 3 months

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I hate Percy Jackson.

I hate the plot that is, and many MANY parts of it. Now that’s not to say the actors are bad or anything, in fact I think they’re incredible. I haven’t watched the show or read the books but from the clips I’ve seen those actors are amazing and deserve respect and praise. But I am going to go over everything I have against the show in this mini essay of mine.

Like the show and want to counter my points? Feel free to! Leave a comment, reblog with your response, send an ask, all is welcome! I may think very strongly on my points but that doesn’t mean I’m not willing to hear others out, but please welcome my response as well (also anon is on so if you have thoughts but don’t really feel confident sharing them on your account you can send by anon instead, still gonna get answered and no judgement passed :) )

NOW! ONTO MY RAMBLINGS!

First of all, Athena. As someone whose name is literally ‘athena-rocks’ I’m sure you can guess that I feel very passionately about this and have a lot to say.

The first thing I want to bring up is the whole child thing. Athena is a virgin goddess why does she have a child? From what I understand Annabeth is born from her mind, as in thought. Which is immensely stupid. The only account of asexual reproduction I can think of is Hera and the birth of Hephaestus, but even then she had a pregnancy and he was born, he didn’t just show up?? The only being I can think of that just pop up is Chaos, who is seen as both a God and a thing, it is, it’s primordial, so are Athena’s children in this also primordial? No they’re demigods.

Also the idea that Athena just abandons her children? No! There’s literally a myth that directly opposes it! Erichthonius!

Erichthonius is the first king of Athens, before Athens got super amazing and awesome and totally cool and really popular and thus got the totally cool founding myth of Athena vs Poseidon. He was born after Hephaestus tried to assault Athena, he’s autochthonous meaning born of the earth. Some of Hephaestus’s… seed, got onto Athena’s thigh, she wiped it off and threw it to the earth as she ran away and Erichthonius is born.

Now Athena has no obligation to this child, it’s not hers in any form, it came from the man who tried to assault her, yet she still chooses to look after and raise the child! There! She has no reason to do this but does, so why she would abandon the children that she does have an obligation to?

And by all accounts I can find Erichthonius had a good childhood, he’s half snake creature thing and when the daughters of Cecrops (who Athena had given Erichthonius to with him in a basket and told them not to open it while she did something) saw him and were horrified Athena either drove them mad so they killed themselves or dropped a mountain she was carrying in rage. So she cares about him.

Now, the Medusa thing.

Medusa was a monster, the original Greek myth she was always a monster. I understand the appeal of a woman who can defend herself from any man who would dare harm her by just glaring at them, but can’t she just have always been that? Can’t she have just always been a powerful monster who can always protect herself? I’m mostly upset at the Medusa thing in this context because I’ve seen people shipping her with Athena, which is weird as Athena is not only a virgin goddess but a mythological figure who was and in some sense still is worshipped to this day.

There are myths that also actively oppose this, when Cassandra was raped Athena was so furious she drive lesser Ajax mad so he killed himself and for 1000 years they had to send maidens to become Athena’s priestesses to appease her. But Medusa being raped by Poseidon, someone who she’s been known to have beef with? No. Fuck her.

AND ARES!!

Ares who killed someone for harassing his daughter, Ares who is the only God to have never assaulted someone, A BAD FATHER?? A CRUEL MAN??? Anger issues? Sure! I can accept that! But bad father? No.

I think the PJO series just hates the idea of war God’s being good parents and it shows.

I’ll end here, but if anyone would like to add on to this post or argue against me please feel free to. Just don’t be an asshole, I’m fine to discuss peacefully I’m not fine with just being flat out attacked.

Thank you for reading!

#ancient greek #athena #greek mythology #tagamemnon #percy jackson #hephaestus #ares #ares pjo #hera goddess #hera #annabeth chase #percy and annabeth #I have no hate to the actors #I’d like to repeat that #they’re very good at what they do and so is everyone that worked on that show #I’m sure the writer is also pretty good but I won’t act like I know who they are so I’m not gonna talk on them

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sarafangirlart · 3 months

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I love paintings of Hera where she looks so gentle and sweet bc while it’s not completely accurate to mythology I like to think she had a soft side once upon a time.

Joseph Paelinck - Juno

#Joseph Paelinck #greek mythology #greek pantheon #also her hair is so pretty here #I’ll draw that #ancient greek mythology #hera #greek goddess #hera goddess #hera deity #zeus #hera greek mythology #hera x zeus #goddess hera #Juno #juno goddess

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deathlessathanasia · 3 months

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Regardless of how Hera might have felt about Hephaistos in the beginning, he is definitely the child she is most proud of. Not that he has much (or any really) competition, but she is very happy to have one of the cleverest and most talented gods as her son. The fact that he is also the only god who cares about her so much that he is willing to provoke the anger of Zeus for her sake without a care for what will happen to him as a result of his involvement helps, too.

#anyway this is easily one of the most interesting parent-child dynamics in the pantheon #ramblings #greek mythology #hera #hephaistos #hephaestus #greek gods #I'm sorry but if you claim that Ares is Hera's favourite son you're wrong #headcanon #I mean it's pretty obvious especially in the Iliad so it's actually a fact more than anything

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seth-shitposts · 6 months

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Rebels AU where The Ghost has a built in AI system

#so the ship is a droid pretty much #and has a close friendship with the crew #is very fond of her inhabitants #she adopted Hera pretty much immediately #looked at her and her companion and went 'i am your famiky now'#star wars rebels #swr #star wars #hera syndulla #the ghost #the ghost crew

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elexa-sideblog · 8 months

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**Ahsoka spoilers**

I'm still processing but BOY that episode was PACKED

- Ahsoka asking Sabine if she can trust her to destroy the map if there's no other choice

-Sabine saying yes but being so distressed about it that she can't find her ammo on the table

-Sabine vs Shin and Ahsoka vs Marrok rematch

-Marrok being a Nightsister zombie soldier

-Sabine using her mando vambraces to match Shin's abilities (recalling Trials of the Darksaber)

-Ahsoka being distressed bc she thought that Sabine was dead

-Sabine taking the map and Ahsoka telling her to destroy it (lotr ref right here)

-Baylan saying that Ezra is what's left of Sabine's family (meaning the Wrens died bc of the purge ??) (But what does this mean about Hera???????)

-Sabine's betrayal (honestly I would have done the same)

-Hera being too late for the battle (and unknowingly seeing another member of her family go in Uncharted Space)

-Ahsoka waking up in the World Between Worlds !!!

-ANAKIN??? Calling her Snips ?????

I HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE WEEK TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ???????????? AHSDGGGDHSJ

#ahsoka spoilers #ahsoka series #ahsoka tano #sabine wren #shin hati #baylan skoll #hera syndulla #star wars #i'm pretty sure there are more things to note #but that's all i'm focused on right now #i'm really enjoying the series so far #ahsoka

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