#HOCUS WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING THIS MOVIE POCUS
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HANG ON A MINUTE
DISNEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
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pairing: remus lupin x autistic!reader
cw: reader has a bit of anxiety about not meeting their goals, autistic!reader, mention of food [biscuits], fluff, a little tiny angst from reader being anxious
When Remus spotted the stuffed toy in the shops he only had one thought.
‘Dove’s gonna love this.’
It’s why he got it.
You’d gotten a job at a kindergarten, not something completely permanent but something you’ll enjoy for now and he was very proud of you.
You’d been worried you wouldn’t get a job, and then not be able to buy what you wanted for yourself and Remus, and then not go back to school and the spiral and slump you were in almost broke Remus’ heart.
But then you got the job and he’d not been able to shut up about how proud of you he was.
He had gotten the stuffed toy in a little box, holding it in his hands as he unlocked the front door.
Remus spotted you on the sofa, headphones on and pen in your hand as you scribbled something.
Setting his keys down, he made his way over to you.
You shove off one side of your headphones as he sets the box in your lap. There’s a small smile and frown trying to play at your lips.
“What’s this?” Remus smiles, watching as you stop yourself from ripping open the box immediately.
“A gift, I know I’ve said it almost a thousand times; but I really am proud of you, dove.”
You kiss his cheek in the space of a reply before opening the box.
There’s two reindeer in the box, one bigger and one smaller.
“Remus,” you’d been eyeing them for quite a while, waiting for it to be closer to Christmas to see if the store would’ve restocked them then. “Thank you.”
Remus kisses your cheek this time; just before you bolt off the sofa and into your shared bedroom.
You come back out with your other stuffy, the old bear tucked to your chest as you hold the reindeer far from your body.
“Dove, what’re you doing?”
Remus watches you sit all three stuffies on the couch as you sit on the floor.
“Letting them meet each other,” you say by the way, turning back to the stuffies.
“Okay, Winnie, you’re not being replaced. I promise,” you start, looking earnestly at your bear as you place the reindeer beside him. “But these are your new friends.”
Remus struggles to stifle his chuckle as he watches you tentatively set them all together.
“So, you’re gonna be friends and no one is being replaced,” you turn to Remus, “Right Remmy?”
Remus nods, “Exactly right, dove.”
Somewhere between you setting up a movie in the bedroom and setting your stuffies together on the bed, Remus had snuck away for a shower. By the time he’s back, he’s smelling of mint and vanilla, and he’s wearing his red heart stamped pyjamas.
“Go shower quickly dove, I’ll make a cuppa and bring some biscuits for you.” you give him a kiss, quick and sure not to press your clothes to his.
“Thanks for the reindeer, Remmy,” you say and he pats your bum as you grab your robe.
“S’nothing, dovey.”
Fifteen minutes later, you’re in your marvel robe and choosing your pyjamas to match Remus as he comes in holding two mugs of tea and a sleeve of biscuits.
“Ready?” You’re doing up the last buttons on your shirt as you nod.
“I picked a cozy one,” you say, dropping a kiss to his wrist as you take your mug from his hand.
“Which cozy one?” Remus has a feeling it’ll either be Practical Magic or a Christmas movie. Neither of which he’s opposed to, but both of which he’s sure he’s seen a few too many times now.
You hiss as you take a sip of your tea, bending to kiss each of your stuffies on the nose, “Something new,” you promise with a smile. “Hocus Pocus 2.”
Remus kisses your forehead as you lean into him, the stuffies now resting across both your laps.
He’s not sure if his doting is expressing the words correctly, so he says, lowly and reverently, “M’so fucking proud of you, insanely proud.”
Your throat gets clogged for a couple seconds before you add, trying your best to keep your tears from falling, “I love you.” Thanks for not giving up on me.
“I love you more.” I’ll stay with you through every rotten turn.
#remuslupin#remus lupin#remus lupin x reader#remus lupin x black!reader#remus lupin x you#remus lupin x yn#remus lupin imagine#remus lupin fluff#remus lupin fanfiction#remus lupin one shot#remus lupin blurb#remus lupin drabble#remus lupin fic#tism🤝
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Horror movies and jump scares:
October fics.
“I hope you know I love you” Jack pouted covering himself with a blanket.
“I don’t even do this for Urban.”
“I love you too” You placed your hands on his knees to steady yourself as you leaned over to kiss him.
“What are we watching again?”
“Scream!” You stood in front of the TV to scroll through the apps to find it.
“Original or remake?” He questioned, as he began to google it on his phone.
“Original! The remake isn’t as good.”
“As scary?” He tilted his head as you started the movie, handing him the popcorn bowl you had been cradling.
“I wouldn’t say this movie is scary, it’s creepy but that’s it” You pulled his blanket back to get under it with him.
“You’re always so cold!” You jumped when his fingers brushed against your hand.
“You keep the house at like 60 degrees woman!” He chuckled, as you lay tucked under his armpit.
Jack's constant chewing was starting to annoy you as the movie continued.
“Are you even paying attention? Or just eating snacks?”
“Woah” he threw his hands up defensively.
“Okay, snack police! Chill!” He also had his cell phone in hand.
“You’re purposely not paying attention” You narrowed your eyes at him, yanking the remaining Twizzler from his mouth and eating it.
“You caught me” he laughed, paying more attention now as the movie went on.
When the movie was done you turned to him with a smile, “Well?”
“That wasn’t bad actually. I want to pick the next one!” He smirked at you making you question his motives.
“What do you want to watch Harlow?”
“I was thinking maybe we could watch IT.”
“You know I hate clowns.” You narrowed your eyes at him.
“And so do I, so we’re even” he laughed as he scrolled to find the movie.
“Why couldn’t you pick Hocus Pocus or something” you sighed.
You hated to admit it but you were terrified, having always skipped this movie on several occasions you didn’t know what to expect.
Jack could tell you felt uneasy and he hated to admit that he did too. He had text Urban about thirty minutes ago with a plan that he felt bad about now.
You heard the front door unlock, turning to Jack immediately. “Did you invite the guys over?”
“No? Did you invite your mom or something?” He played coy, knowing only a select few had the passcode to your front door.
You jumped onto his lap “This isn’t funny, if you planned something, I swear….”
Just then Urban stood in your doorway in a full Pennywise costume.
“Jack!” You cried.
“Time to float,” Urban said in the most raspy and creepy voice he could muster.
“That’s not funny.” You pushed Jack's chest, getting off of his lap with tears in your eyes.
“Baby! Sweetheart, come here!” He went to grab your hand but you brushed him off.
“Fuck you both!” You ran to the bedroom slamming the bedroom door shut.
Urban stood there awkwardly in the doorway. “This didn’t play out at all how we thought it would, did it?”
“Not exactly” Jack groaned knowing he had a load of apologies to make to you, he had no idea you were that terrified of clowns.
“I look fucking sick though right?” Urban laughed and Jack looked around making sure you were still in the other room before silently agreeing.
“I’m going to go to that party now, good luck with that” Urban motioned toward the bedroom door.
“Thanks man” they said their goodbyes and Jack entered the bedroom.
“Baby? Baby, I’m sorry!” He called out, realizing the bathroom door was shut. He tried to open it but it wouldn’t budge.
You were hiding in the walk in closet, watching him as he sat on the ground against the door.
His eyes were closed as he continued to ramble apologies to you.
You quietly walked over to him, bending down in front of him and blowing air against his face.
“Boo!”
His eyes quickly opened as he jumped, hitting his head against the door.
“Ouch, Holy shit y/n!”
“That was no where near as mean as you and Urban!” You reached behind him to rub his head so he wouldn’t get a knot.
“Fair enough” he laughed, covering your hand with his.
“Are we going to do this all October? I just want to be prepared.” You smirked.
“I’ve created a monster, haven’t I?” He chuckled, holding his arms out so you could help him off the ground.
When he stood up, he pressed his body against yours, pulling you in for a kiss.
“Happy spooky season” you warned between kisses.
#Jack Harlow#Jack Harlow x reader#jack harlow concepts#jack harlow imagines#jack harlow blurb#Jack Harlow fanfic
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Echoplex (One-Shot)
This is a oneshot from LIAUN Series (Masterlist here)
Wordcount: 2,3k
Pairing: Pedro Pascal x f!reader
Warnings: +18 MDNI, SMUT, teasing, sex (p in v, no protection), oral sex, cursing words, etc.
A/N: I wrote this a while ago while writing the chapters of love is an unfamiliar name (still 2 more chapters to go), i didn’t like it at first but anyway i decided to give it a chance haha. Considering the upcoming chapter 8 will be quite sad, let smooth things with a smut one 😜
Btw it fits somewhere between chapters 6 and 7 but can be read as a one shot on it’s own.
You jetted off to LA on Monday night. Since you and Pedro hadn't met before your departure, you kept exchanging messages. Back at home in your satin sleep dress, feeling gorgeous, you decided to send him a selfie lounging on your sofa with the caption: Movie night. Wish you were here 💔
Almost immediately, you heard the notification sound. It was Pedro. His response was, "Don't you tease me like that baby." Smiling and feeling a rush of heat, you replied with a picture in front of the mirror, the dress slipping from your arms, revealing the curves of your breasts, and the caption, "Or what? Gonna make me pay? 😇"
Forgetting that Pedro preferred calling over texting, you were surprised when he video-called as you returned to the sofa. He was eager to see you, and you wanted him right then and there.
"Oh my god... this looks perfect on you," he said mischievously, then added, "It makes me wonder so much about what's underneath it—why the fuck do you do this?"
"Well, I can show you if you want," you replied with a naughty smile.
"I do, baby... I really do want to see—fuck," his smile faded. "Baby, I have to answer this; it's my manager. I'll be right back."
"Okay," you muttered, frustration taking over as you sank back onto the sofa, scrolling through your Mubi main screen.
Ten minutes turned into twenty, but there was still no call from Pedro. You decided to watch Bowie's Labyrinth, a movie that always made you feel at home.
Nearly two hours later, Pedro finally called, his excitement palpable through the phone. "I've got a fantastic project opportunity," he exclaimed while you listened, intrigued and staring at the screen. "Sorry for the delay in getting back to you, baby. I had to sort a few things out."
"It's alright," you replied, feeling drowsy. "I understand we can't ignore a manager's call."
"Well, the good news is I can make it up to you in person," he teased, causing you to melt a little inside. "Are you free on Thursday?"
"I'll be working on some mixes in my studio, but you're welcome to stop by. I’ve seen you working much more than I’d like; now you can watch me do my thing," you said with a smile.
"I'd love to," he responded eagerly. His enthusiasm was endearing, and you couldn't help but bite your lower lip in anticipation; you couldn’t wait to see him in person.
On Thursday morning, anxiety enveloped you as you meticulously organized your home, ensuring everything was precisely in place. Seeking distraction, you headed to the studio on the other side of your yard to begin mixing a song you were producing. A few hours later, Pedro arrived, bringing your favorite coffee in a thermal cup along with a pack of peanut butter M&Ms.
Engrossed in conversation throughout your mixing session, you were captivated by Pedro's curiosity and respect for your work. You knew that for someone not directly involved in music production, watching someone tinker with synthesizers and create sounds could be quite boring.
"You're like some kind of witch with this whole hocus pocus thing," he marveled, seated in front of you.
Walking over to him, clad in a tank top and sweatpants, your inner music nerd emerged as you explained, "It's not that complicated; I just piece things together and tweak transitions. I'm not sure if it's good yet; I'll have Tim take a look tomorrow."
Pedro rose, drawing nearer to you, his hands gently tracing your face. "Sometimes, a simple 'thank you' is enough when receiving a compliment babe," he whispered, planting a kiss on your forehead, leaving you feeling a bit sheepish.
"I'm sorry, thank you," you murmured.
"No need to apologize, mami," he reassured, cupping your face to kiss you tenderly. Chuckling at the new nickname, you kissed him slowly, feeling the desire building as he lifted you onto the wooden part of the mixing table. Craving his touch, you pulled him closer, kissing his neck and sensing his longing for you as well. While trying to position you on the table and removing his shirt, his hands accidentally slipped, nudging some buttons.
"Careful, man! This is some expensive shit," you cautioned between kisses as your hands fumbled.
"Sorry," he responded, stepping back. "Don't be mad at me, but I'd love to fuck you right here on this table, like right now." You felt a surge of conflicting desires—a battle between primal urges and rational thoughts raging in your mind. Drawing nearer to kiss you again, you reciprocated, feeling his intensity.
"I want you to fuck me now," you confessed, beginning to remove your top.
"Leave it," he instructed, laying you back on the table, as your primal instincts won this round. "Let's not rush," he whispered in your ear, kissing your neck, as you moaned softly, feeling him between your legs, yearning to shed your clothes.
In a frenzy, you attempted to reach for his pants, but he firmly grasped your hands and gently guided them back to the table.
"Come on," you pleaded in exasperation between kisses as he began to trail kisses along your collarbone, slipping a hand under your top to caress the softness of your breast. Sitting before him, his warm touch in the air-conditioned room momentarily stole your breath, causing you to gasp silently.
"We have no neighbors now, baby. I want to hear you; I know I haven't seen everything yet," he murmured, locking eyes with you as his hand continued to tease beneath your top. Your attempts to remove it were thwarted once more. "I told you to leave it," he gently reminded you, guiding your hands back to the table, leaving you burning with frustration inside.
"Seriously? This isn't some master and servant kinda shit," you snapped, annoyed.
"You can have your revenge next time," he whispered into your ear, his breath tickling your skin as he gently removed his hand from under the top and adjusted it on you, the fabric showing how stimulated you were. "These are your words, not mine." He said it ironically.
Frustrated and conceding defeat, you seethed, "I fuckin hate you," while he chuckled, slipping a hand inside your pants and teasing you slowly. Involuntarily, you parted your legs, moaning softly and closing your eyes as he continued to explore.
"Are you sure of that?" he inquired, his gaze fixed on you. "Cause your body is telling me otherwise... Or are you wet like this all the time?" You could see how he was enjoying his little torture session.
"Stop—ah—stop fucking teasing me," you protested, feeling a mix of pleasure and anger.
"One word is missing, baby. Where are your manners?" His voice dripped with lust as his touch alternated between pleasure and torment.
"Please," you mumbled, trying to resist the urge to give in completely.
"I know you can do it a bit louder; I almost didn't catch that," he taunted, quickening his movements before abruptly stopping, holding your jaw with his other hand. You couldn’t think straight anymore.
"Please... PLEASE… PLEASE DON'T STOP," you cried out of sudden, your hand gripping his arm as you bit your lower lip, urging him to continue. "Please, Pedro—please, baby, don't stop," you pleaded, a mixture of desperation and desire in your voice.
“I didn’t see that coming this fast,” he said, still holding your jaw with one hand, then kissing you as you moaned, grinding on him. Surprised and aroused by your response, he resumed his ministrations, and as the pleasure intensified, you could only whisper, "It feels so good... it feels so good—please," your plea trailing off. "Just like that—please keep going like that, baby," you urged, locking eyes with him as you kept moaning adrift in the moment.
"It's so beautiful to see you swallowing this pride of yours and begging like that," he remarked, cupping your face tenderly. "I'd do anything for you—fuck, you’re so wet—I want to hear you scream for me," he whispered in your ear, his words causing you to melt in his arms.
"You could start by letting me do what I want," you protested, a hint of playfulness in your tone. “What about that?”
"Today there's no negotiation," he laughed, a mischievous glint in his eyes.
"Really?" This time, you drew him closer and whispered, "Not even if I ask you nicely…”Taking his hand from inside your pants and gently sucking his fingers. “Please?”
Once again, he maintained control better than you. "Not today, baby," he reassured, planting kisses along your neck and holding your face tenderly. "Just lay down," he instructed, gently guiding you onto the table and slowly taking your pants off, though you felt a pang of worry as your knee knocked against something. As you settled into a comfortable position, a sudden intrusive thought crossed your mind: There goes a $10,000 synth.
Letting the tought aside, you longed for his touch as he focused on taking you to new heights, his attention focused between your tights. Gripping his hair, you let go of any concerns about the noise of your pleasure filling the room as you were fully immersed in the moment with him. It was just the two of you, lost in pleasure, clearly enjoying the experience.
As you finally screamed his name and struggled to maintain your balance, he crawled closer, pressing his lips to yours in a passionate kiss so you could taste yourself. He was so caught up in his own pleasure in between your legs that he didn't even notice you slipping off your top, the last piece of clothing remaining.
Drawing you closer, he whispered, "You're so perfect," his words a mix of adoration and desire as he gazed upon your exposed body, then kissing it as you tried to hold him closer. You wanted to feel him inside.
"Tell me something I don't know," you chuckled playfully.
"Your humility brings tears to my eyes," he teased, planting kisses on your breasts. Your hands roamed freely over his body, eliciting goosebumps from feeling him as he teased you before giving you what you wanted. Returning to kiss you, the sensation of him finally being inside you was fenomenal. Suddenly, your hand accidentally hit a button, causing a burst of bass sound that startled both of you, leading to shared laughter.
"I'm pretty sure I broke something this time," you fretted, concerned about the unexpected noise.
"Wanna go down?" he suggested, worried, ensuring he kept you close. You nodded in agreement, indicating the armchair where he had been seated.
Taking a seat, he maintained eye contact with you, holding you close. The desire burning in his eyes was a sight to behold as you gently pushed him back and cupped his face, a smile playing on your lips. "I want you inside again," you whispered almost inaudibly, your words filled with longing.
"Babe, please," he murmured in response as you trailed your fingers over his lips, settling on top of him to ensure you could move and fully feel him.
The way he gripped your hips left you with no control over your own movements; he was once again in charge after the brief moment of stillness you both shared. Your hands clung tightly to his back as one of his hands guided your hair gently, not forcefully, exposing your neck as you ground against him, feeling every inch filling you. Even the fact that he was controlling your movements didn’t bother you this time.
You wouldn’t let him know this easily, but he knew what he was doing. You loved to feel how harder he would grip you each time you moaned. His laughter ringing out, asking, "Does it feel good?" at every curse word that escaped your lips. How lovely he kissed your body, muttering “es tan rica” while hitting you firm but slowly. The way he touched you. How In those moments of almost silent, heavy breathing, your eyes locked in a wordless understanding as you both discovered the perfect rhythm.
The pleasure building within brought you to tears as you reached your climax. Right after hearing his voice calling out your name as he held you close tightly in his own moment of release, which felt so warm inside of you, a mix of cries, laughter, and trembling filled the room. Struggling to kiss him back, you felt his heavy breathing and sensed his shaking body as he rested his head against your chest, muttering words you couldn't quite make out.
Seeing his smile, you returned it, both of you trying to catch your breath in the aftermath. He tenderly kissed your chin as you held him close, both of you sweaty despite the air conditioner running. Without a word, you simply gazed into each other's eyes for a while, sharing smiles and kisses.
"If we keep this up, we could compete in Iron Man," you remarked with a chuckle.
"Sure," he agreed, clearly out of breath.
"You should quit smoking, old man," you teased, laughing. He shot you a playful yet judgmental look in response. "Don't give me that look; I’m aware of my glass ceiling," you defended yourself, a playful glint in your eyes.
“You destroyed me,” he laughed while kissing your breast, his beard tickling you and causing you to chuckle.
“Want to take a shower?” You asked shyly.
“Yes, we made a mess.” He adjusted your hair and kissed you, pulling you as close as he could.
“Consider yourself lucky because I’ve never had sex here,” you laughed.
“I’ll help you tidy things up,” he said, trying to be useful, “and we can check if everything is working because if it’s not, I—” You sensed his anxiety.
“Well, it’s nothing I can’t afford,” you said, kissing him. He just gave you a surprised look. “All I want is to have a shower and another round, if you’re up to it,” you teased.
“I think I can handle another one,” he smiled back at you.
"So, what are we waiting for?”
I can't believe that life's so complex
When I just want to sit here and watch you undress
This is love, this is love
That I'm feeling
#pedro pascal#pedro pascal imagine#pedro pascal x f!reader#pedro pascal x female reader#pedro pascal x reader#pedro pascal x you#pedrohub#pedro pascal fanfiction#pedro x reader#Spotify
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Here Is The Thing About Movies Now Vs. Then
There is a certain darkness to ‘90s movies, which is just not the trend right now and as a child of the ‘90s, I prefer the former.
So, for instance, Hocus Pocus 1993 starts with the witches murdering a child by sucking her life force
like they dance in front of her corpse because they’re younger
her older brother failed to save her
and calls the sisters hags and so his punishment is to live forever as a cat so he can always remember his guilt for not saving his little sister
and when the mob from the village comes to burn them, they hide the dead child under a blanket while yelling that they aren’t witches
it’s HILARIOUS because it’s SO dark but also slapstick just like when they’re about to be hanged, the boy’s parents just want to know what happened to their son
and she makes a joke
Like, if you think about it that’s pretty fucked up.
This Hocus Pocus starts with Winnie not wanting to marry a boy and setting some houses on fire
In the original movie when it’s current day, Max and Dani are being hassled and get their candy stolen
Max gets merked
Thackery is murdered but then comes back to life because he’s an immortal human in a cat’s body
they kidnap Dani
like it’s a Halloween movie.
Hocus Pocus 2 is a movie that happens to take place on Halloween. There’s an undercooked storyline about friendship and an obligatory heavy-handed lesson about being sensitive to others’ differences with a dash of the power of sisterhood at the end. There are, like, one or two cool visuals and some atmospheric shots
but overall it’s very safe and very sanitary. It’s like what they did with Aladdin. From two other posts of mine:
So I watched the “A Whole New World” clip for the Live Action Aladdin
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and I get that the live action isn’t going to be the exact same as the cartoon but one of the things that I really loved about the original animation is the dark sense of humour. So before Aladdin takes Jasmine on the carpet ride, I kind of love that Jasmine thought Aladdin killed himself because she told him to jump off a balcony
and the fact that they changed that is unsurprising but still has me like, eh.
[..] and one of my favourite parts of the animated version is that when they’re on top, we see Jafar and Iago humiliate the people, namely Jasmine
and the sultan, who they thought looked down upon and humiliated them, which included Iago shoving crackers down the sultan’s throat.
I do understand that the above scene might be considered too dark (it’s probably why I love it so much) but this Iago is just a parrot that literally did not need to be there.
Or it’s like the original Jumanji, I answered an ask about why I considered the original dark and the full post is here but an excerpt:
imagine being a kid who watches her friend being sucked into a game and then is chased out of the house by bats
And no one believes you when you explain that your friend is gone because he was sucked into a game so then you have to go to therapy to convince yourself that what you saw was impossible because it technically is impossible and you even change your name because you don’t want to be associated with ANYTHING about that night because it was the night you saw your friend get sucked into a GAME but then he comes back twenty years later and asks you to continue playing that game and you legitimately think you’re having a psychotic episode
and then you have the remake --- and don’t get me wrong I absolutely adored the first instalment of the remake, Jack Black was hilarious --- where, like, yeah you can potentially die in the game if you lose all of your lives but there aren’t really any nuances or implications that make you go, that’s pretty fucked up once you think about them, it’s just a fun movie
which is, I mean it is what it is but I definitely finished Hocus Pocus 2 thinking it left no impression
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I haven't sent one of these in a hot minute! The last gifset had me thinking: Sincr it's 🎃time, how about assigning the typical horror movie roles/tropes to Seventeen? Like, we already know Mingyu is The Hot Girl that Dies First™️ 🤣 (grouping them is also fine!)
HELL YEAH, it's spooky time!!!!! I am popping these under a read-more jusssst in case there are some sweet angels on my blog that may be sensitive to the themes or aren't into the horror genre <3
but if you're into SVT and horror film roles/tropes, read below!
Cheol - is surviving. idc. he's giving Chad Michael Murray in House of Wax like he definitely is kind of the asshole with a seedy past in the movie but it's also the reason he is making it out alive because he's fighting back. mf is running around with a tire iron and a gash down the side of his face and he's PISSED.
Jeonghan/Minghao - is taking things a little too...unseriously. like "why are you guys freaking out? ooooh he's gonna getcha!" probably even finds himself getting caught or injured and laughs when everyone gets mad at him because "it was just a joke, omg u guys". definitely turns out to be the killer in the end.
Joshua - god, sorry, but he's the handsome, sweet, innocent boyfriend of the female lead who gets absolutely gutted by the killer in the first half of the movie. Like he is the letterman jacket-wearing jock bf of Drew Barrymore's character in the original Scream. He was truly a bystander but boy is he pretty.
Junhui/Hoshi - He's just a side character but the whole audience loves him! and then he gets kidnapped and disappears halfway thru the movie so everyone assumes he's dead but just when the killer is about to whack the main character he shows up out of nowhere and knocks them out with a fire extinguisher to save them. he's a hero, baby. he still might get got tho :/
Woozi - can we get fluffy for a sec? i know it's horror tropes but this is Thackery Binx from Hocus Pocus, ok? he was kind of a little shit and then he got turned into a cat so now he's chasing around these three idiot kids trying to help them stop the witches from eating all the kids in Salem and he's perpetually irritated at his lack of opposable thumbs bc if he had them, he could just do it all himself.
Wonwoo - he's the dark-knight detective on the case. he's scary, kinda shady, and is likely doing a ton of illegal shit to find leads and force information out of people, but he's not a bad guy. He's been on the case for over a decade and lives off black coffee and cigarettes. definitely makes it to the end and has a hand in taking the killer down.
Mingyu - ok, yes, i still think he's the token slasher-bimbo - like he's the opening kill before the title sequence BUT alternatively, he's the martyr...he's the character you end up loving and then you have to watch as he sacrifices himself so everyone else lives & we love/hate him for it. We weep for him. We write alternate ending fics for him.
Seokmin - Sigh, he's the dad who buys the super-haunted house in a paranormal horror flick. He can't afford to move because he poured his life savings into buying the house. Shit keeps getting progressively worse. His dog chased something into the woods and never came back. His kids are possessed. His wife is floating in the corner and making weird noises. but he's hot - like ryan reynolds in Amityville.
Vernon - bro, he is actually Darry from Jeepers Creepers. I literally can't explain this to you if you haven't watched this CLASSIC and those of you who have seen it...you get it. Like why tf is he ignoring Ms. Dabney????? she's trying to save him and he's like...ok weirdo...i'm gonna go check out that hole where it looks like bodies are being dumped...bye.
Seungkwan - he's not going in that fuck-ass house dude. he's not doing it. he will stand guard with whatever makeshift weapon he can find and he's talking mad shit about everyone and their stupid plan the whole time he's waiting. he is, however, a good friend, and he will run into the house the first time he hears someone scream. is soooo pissed when he finds out it was over nothing and now he's stuck with everyone else in the death trap.
Chan - he is the planner, the optimist, the strategist. he is getting everyone the hell out and he's got the brains and balls to pull it all off. like, my boi is setting traps as if he's Freddie in Scooby Doo. He is pissing the killer off left and right. definitely gets himself in a pinch - almost meets his end - and still, somehow finds a way to live.
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The witches are back!!!
Well... I adore Hocus Pocus 2. If you didn't please ignore my post. I don't want to hear why it was bad. If you DID like it please let's talk about it.
I will say, I DID had two issues with the movie. One, was the fact it's been 29 years even in the movie. IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT WITCHES!! YOU CAN MAKE IT BE 30 YEARS. But whatever.
Second, the fact that in OG the book was given to them by Satan... You know, the devil. Would have been cool to allure to that somehow.
OTHERWISE
The movie was PERFECT
I had SO MUCH fun watching it. The music was amazing. I wished they had done "I put a spell on you" but honestly, "One way or Another" slapped so hard. GORGEOUS.
And
CAN WE TALK ABOUT "THE WITCHES ARE BACK"?!?!
I have no words tbh
AND THE CREDIT SCENE?!?!
Shiiiiit
So good
Also the ending🥺? I loved it so much.
Also I've always been a Sanderson's sister apologist so I feel vindicated.
I also loved that it leaves an open ending?
Bette, Kathy and Sarah are absolute queens. And I'm so happy they returned to give us this.
Ngl, after watching the trailer I was a bit worried. Cause the trailer didn't sell me AT ALL. BUT, I ended up enjoying it so much.
Gosh and again Bette, Kathy and Sarah. DAMN. Just stellar.
That being said, I have to applaud the child actors, I felt they did them real justice. I saw them and I felt they were truly the Sanderson when young, like their mannerisms? Fuck.
And lastly but not least, the young trio was good, after the trailer I was worried they would feel cringey but I think the trailer doesn't do them justice. They were good.
Special mention to the mayor's apple. RIP. Sir, you tried ✊🏼😔.
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stories i om-nom-nom'd :: april 2024 (week 1)
Considering that this is my first week of full on unemployment since 2016, this is also probably the first time I've purely had time just to myself. So you bet ur souls I nom'd a whole lot of media this week.
As usual, expect spoilers, you've been warned. Everything below the cut:
movies
Mulan (1998)
This was a rewatch and I honestly just had it on because I wanted something in the background while I was cleaning, but also I was having such a blast singing and dancing along to the soundtrack. And also I just wanna take this moment to say that Yao, Ling, and Chien Po were the realest ones in this movie because they were so unfazed by the reveal that their new friend Ping was actually a woman and all they cared about was trying to stop Shang because they thought he was gonna execute her. And then when she popped up at the palace going "Hey guys! I have an idea" they just dropped everything and didn't even hesitate to put on a dress and makeup.
Like I need friends like that, their loyalty is unmatched 👏👏👏
Also the Emperor becoming Mulan's wingman at the end was something I forgot and I cackled so loud watching that scene over 😂
Hocus Pocus 2 (2022)
I'll be so real and tell y'all that I put off watching this movie for the longest time because I've seen so much hype around it, and when I see smth like that I have one of two possible responses. I either immediately jump on it the second it releases…or I procrastinate. But watching this was honestly so much fun and even though I didn't watch the first movie, I could still feel Winnie's devastation when she watched her sisters fall victim into a yassified Thanos snap. Although honestly I do feel like this was just natural consequence doing its thing, like Book really tried to warn her so many times, so really this is just "Fuck around and find out (Winnifred's Version)".
I will say though, that something I felt was lacking was the building of the characters of the new witches. It feels like the movie was made with the hopes that people would go in this with so much nostalgia for the first movie and that would be enough to carry the entire project without having to do much on actually telling us who these new witches are, and why we should root for them. The dynamic between the three girls felt very much like it was telling rather than showing that Becca would be the leader but she's going to put in the work to make them all have equal footing, while in contrast, the Sanderson sisters had a dynamic that drew you in and showed you from even the first scene that Sarah and Mary were treated by Winnie as subordinates rather than sisters.
There was just enough hints at the end that there's a movement for a third Hocus Pocus movie to be greenlit because there's still one more black flame candle, and that was more than enough for me to blurt out the words "Gilbert, you lil bitch".
On a lighter note tho…the flying roombas and the performance number were a few of the highlights of the movie that kinda make me wanna watch it again…Ohh and Hannah Waddingham as Witch Mother 100% had me going "this better not awaken anything in me"
nvm…too late
tv shows
Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
I can't watch the shows in order because my streaming services really said "fuck your binging rights", so I have 0 context on overarching series arcs, but I watch what I can.
Season 21, Episode 1:
They created a whole ass MeToo episode and it was so well-written I actually had to take a second to remind myself that this was acting and to hold off on hating Ian McShane because he portrayed his whole "sleazy media mogul with a whole ass casting couch" persona eerily well. One of the things I'm steadily coming to appreciate with the series is that they're not shying away from touching on current issues, and I personally cannot wait for the incoming seasons and they start taking jabs at Sickelodeon--I mean Nickelodeon.
Also Hadid deserves jail time she needs to be taken down ALL the pegs. If Hadid has 0 haters, I am dead.
Season 21, Episode 2:
Speaking of not shying away from sensitive issues, this was a doozy and a half because it was really subliminally heavy on the victim blaming. Reagan's "friends" for one are some insane pieces of work just damn near scoffing when they were told "your friend might have been assaulted" and going "yeah probably not she has a whole bunch of crazy antics". And that utterly disheartening moment when the team realizes that if this actually does go to trial, that she might not win because the defense could spin a story about "her wanting it" because of her history and her sexcapades with a bunch of other guys.
In the name of fully supporting women's wrongs, I fully support Reagan going full "I Spit on Your Grave" on these bastards 😤 That and I'd fully be on board with a movie where Ariel Winter goes the vigilante & revenge route.
Sidenote: This is why I hate that I can't stream all the seasons because I have no idea what happened to Olivia in the previous season that was called back to in the final scene with Reagan where she said she knows that Reagan will survive because she survived.
Season 10, Episode 22:
Okay so I knew from the jump when Stuckey was introduced that either he wouldn't be around for long because he was gonna screw something up which would result in him getting fired (or at the very least transferred to another department far away from interacting with people), or he'd get an improvement arc where he suddenly became an invaluable asset to the team. What I didn't think was gonna happen was that he was going to go on a murder spree in an attempt to manipulate events so he could overcorrect on a mistake that he made from being way too lax and honestly kind of arrogant.
I just know that Benson went like this the second they had him in custody:
games
Undercover: Blood Bonds
Chapter 3:
We get introduced to Vera's former coworker (and possibly ex) Gabe, revealing that before she became a journalist, she was a detective, and he's not too happy about her career shift. In the chapter outro, we get a flashback of Lilly looking like she's going through it and has been keeping a diary to write her feelings down. This flashback might be of the night that Lilly disappeared, maybe the last time Vera saw her sister alive.
Chapter 4:
Jericho's a mysterious new figure that makes his entrance by walking into Club (no really, the club's name is "Club") without being carded by Hank, the bouncer. Also he has red eyes. Vera managed to swipe Lilly's journal from the crime scene and she finds out that the last time her sister wrote in there was the night that Vera left the city to go back home.
Chapter 5:
Vera's in a competition with Crystal over who gets to keep the job at Club because only one of them can stay after the week's over, and knowing she doesn't have a shot, Crystal sabotages Vera by "accidentally" dropping her lipstick on the floor so that Vera slips and falls and breaks a tray full of glasses. Hank mentions that the previous barmaid Daisy would've been useful to know what happened to Lilly, and the very end shows a flashback that Jericho met Lilly the last time she went to Club and bought her a drink.
Chapter 6:
Jericho buys a drink for the new DJ, Bluejay, but doesn't score with her because she has a gig and she's determined to stick to schedule (which is finish her shift at 4am). Hank tells Vera that Daisy was head over heels for Jericho when she used to work at Club, and a flashback reveals Daisy trying to discourage him from chatting up Lilly because she's "just a kid". He's unfazed by that (red flag alert red flag alert woop woop das da sound of da police)
Chapter 7:
Vera turns down Jericho's sleazy attempts to buy her a drink and invite her back to his place after shift, and he denies ever having seen Lilly when he's shown a picture of her, claiming that "she's not his type". Then he immediately rebounds in a record 0.5 seconds with the next girl that shows up (and serving her orders becomes our side quest for this level). Outro showcases Hank's green flag status offering his coworkers to drive them home since it's so late, and ends with him driving Vera to the police station so she can check on the status of the investigation.
Chapter 8:
We play as Crystal in this level and let me tell you now, I hate it here. She goads on Vera for being "sluggish" and having a bad day and sucks up big time to the boss Mr Smirnov with "grand plans" to improve clientele, which of course gets him going and has him leaning towards granting her the permanent staff position. Then Gabe calls Vera with disappointing news and tells her he'll just give her the apartment keys after work.
Chapter 9:
Gabe goes to Club to hand over Vera's apartment keys, which gives us our side quest for this level where we serve Gabe his orders for the night. When he releases the apartment back to Vera, he reveals that Lilly's ex-boyfriend Sam is the prime suspect. He also lets slip that their chief's trying to prioritize the case of a missing barmaid (most likely Daisy). We also get a flashback of what is probably the night Lilly disappeared, where she comes home to find Sam waiting in the dark, angry over her coming in late.
Delicious: True Love
Stage 3, Day 8:
Philippe, a horny mustachio'd guy that made the moves on Emily back in Stage 2 and ends up having to share a passenger cart with her on the train, asks Emily about why she's so attached to Jean-Paul's letter. She tells him that she and JP had a summer thing when they were 16, and she wrote him a letter and thought he'd never replied. Turns out he did and the letter arrived a little late…like 16 years late. She says it's fate, but Philippe drops hints that maybe what fate was really trying to do was to make her cross paths with him along the way. He's really down bad for her and it's getting a bit painful to witness, tbh.
Stage 3, Day 9:
Philippe writes a review for Fresco's Diner Express (the train restaurant…ohh also, Philippe's a renowned food critic), which he tears into pieces when Emily tells him "you're sweet but my heart's with someone else" and calls her a silly naive American girl whose head's filled with frilly "plastic" Hollywood love stories. Typical "I'm a nice guy" behavior, part of him still thinking that Emily "owes" him after he voluntarily bought her a ticket so she won't be kicked out the train. He tries to make amends when she goes back and gives him his torn up review that she taped back together, and says he's happy to stay friends.
Now see here I wanna believe that he means that, but I've seen "nice guy" behavior. They're never happy staying friends. They're like not-so-silent red flags 😤😤
Stage 3, Day 10:
It's Emily's final day on the train and Fresco's a bit emotional because she's helped him so much (he's precious we must protect him at all costs). Philippe shows up at the end to wish Emily goodbye and good luck, finding her suitcase at the station that's now filled with a whole bunch of notes from her mother (she's another thing I don't even wanna touch on right now), and gives her the details of a restaurant where he believes she'll find Jean-Paul.
I'm now looking at the chapter titles for Stage 4, which takes place at a restaurant called "Chez Jean-Paul", and ngl y'all I'm scared. There's one here that says "A Bitter Blow" and something tells me Emily's not actually ending up with JP at the end of this story. Lemme just…preemptively sharped a pitchfork real quick…
Stage 4, Day 1:
Emily's arrived at Jean-Paul's restaurant but he's not around, and she offers her assistance to the sole employee manning the place. Said sole employee then takes off to go to an appointment. 🤦🏻♀️ The day ends, still no JP, so she goes off to explore Paris and becomes so enamored with the place seeing all these couples so madly in love. Even the birds have their own love stories going on.
Imma tell y'all right now I have so many fears--
Stage 4, Day 2:
Emily sees some flowers that remind her of Patrick (the boy next door who delivers flowers to her restaurant back home in Snuggford) and she has a moment where she's just happily remembering him before she up and decides to get some flowers for Jean-Paul. The day ends with her running into JP and him needing to jog his memory (it's been 16 years, so I can kinda understand), which really only kicks into gear when Emily starts reciting lines from his letter. They share a hug and they seem happy but…that chapter title from earlier is still giving me fears--
Stage 4, Day 3:
Emily and Jean-Paul are catching up with each other, and that's really what the whole day revolves around. There was a side quest in this level where you'd have to tap on JP when he shows up because he's having a food fight with Emily while serving customers. He says a bit about her being worth waiting for, and they share a kiss. And here's where I have some critique for the story writers and game developers…
If y'all didn't want us to anticipate the twists, the chapter titles should have been hidden until the player reaches said level. Now I know that Emily's bound for heartbreak at JP's hands which makes it easy not to root for this relationship. Y'all should've pulled out the rug from under our feet without the early warning device. 🤷🏻♀️
Stage 4, Day 4:
Ohh no. Ohh fuckque no I hate it here. Emily's over the moon and tells her new florist friend Amelie that she's reunited with her first love, and Amelie's equally excited because she thinks her boyfriend's about to propose after she's been dropping hints for the last six months. The chapter ends with Jean-Paul in a hurry and promising to see Emily later, but in his rushing he didn't see that a goddamn ring box fell out his pocket.
To quote Dr Swift herself, "I think I've seen this film before and I didn't like the ending" 😖😖
Stage 4, Day 5:
Jean-Paul's clearly in a bit of distress because he can't find something, which opens up our side quest for this level, putting the ring back in his coat pocket. There's also an inscription on the ring about "love being a flower" which makes me even more convinced that this ring isn't for Emily, but rather someone else whose name sounds like "Emily". JP then asks Emily to go away with him and see the countryside, to which she says "Yes" because now she's convinced he's gonna propose to her there.
Stage 4, Day 6:
Emily and Amelie make promises to each other to attend each other's weddings, both clearly excited about where their relationships are headed (meanwhile I'm here fully convinced that they're seeing the same man). At the end of the day, Emily asks Jean-Paul if they're going to see each other later that night but he says that he has "a prior engagement", but that he intends to whisk her away to the countryside the next night. So lemme just get this straight…he's gonna propose and get engaged to his long-time girlfriend (most likely Amelie), and he's turning Emily into an unwitting other woman by starting something with her without ever even once thinking that "Ohh oopsies I probably should've told her I have a whole ass relationship and I'm already in the proposal stage".
If OG story Jean-Paul has 0 haters, I am dead 😤
Stage 4, Day 7:
The day starts off with Jean-Paul starting to wave his red flag loud and proud by showing annoyance at the sound of a child crying because he got a splinter, which has Emily side-eyeing him while she tended to the kid to get the splinter out. There's no side quest in this level, and the day ends with JP postponing their getaway because a friend of his is in town and "he hasn't seen him in so long and he wants to catch up".
Yeah no…I'm sharpening a pitchfork…
Stage 4, Day 8:
Aaaaaand here it is. Big confirmations that this story's Jean-Paul is a piece of work that deserves to have da pipi chopped off. The day starts with Emily not having heard from him, the guy not even bothering to check on his restaurant that he claims he gave his entire life to just to earn his star rating, mind you. And it ends with Emily going to spend some time with Amelie, who reveals that she's engaged. They're planning a double date, when they see JP with another woman and kissing her ("haven't seen him in a long time" my ass). The two women reveal to each other in their shock that they've been seeing the same man, and Amelie's immediately on whack-a-cheater mode, while Emily breaks down in tears.
Stage 4, Day 9:
We love Amelie in this household, she's a complete girl's girl, not even spending a single second even remotely annoyed at Emily and immediately goes in to hug her when they see each other again. She just hates that she wasted her time and moved to Paris for trash bag Jean-Paul. She walks off before the level starts, vowing to have her revenge. Then Philippe arrives excited to see Emily again and telling her he's had Chez Jean-Paul on his schedule to review, which kicks off this level's side quest of bringing him his orders. Amelie shows up at the end of the level, dousing the final dish that Emily serves Philippe with a heaping dose of hot sauce (high key hoping it's some Carolina Reaper levels of burn).
Philippe writes a review that will take away the restaurant's star rating, and JP goes rabid telling the two women that they ruined his life and "all because he couldn't help that he loved women", to which Emily pushes him into the fountain and Amelie delivers this absolute banger of a line:
Stage 4, Day 10:
There isn't much to this day other than Emily saying goodbye to her new friends, and Amelie reminding her that one day they'll attend each other's weddings. We also have Nadia finally getting the quote right. "Love is the flower that grows in front of you." That sends Emily into another round of tears, and giving us as the viewer the glaring red neon sign that's been there since Stage 1, Day 1.
BAY-BEE. IT'S PATRICK. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FRESHLY DELIVERED EVERY MORNING TO YOUR RESTAURANT FLOWERS 👏👏
Delicious World
Season 2, Episode 3, Part 7:
This bit focuses more on Frank and Monet's side story, where Monet's cooking his boyfriend a simple risotto and Frank's trying to be reassuring that people would still love his recipes even if he pivots and tries to make simpler dishes, because what would matter is the taste. They have a discussion about what the people would think if he changed up his cooking style, and it led to how his reputation would be "ruined" if he comes out and reveals Frank to be his boyfriend, and sweet little pretend-Health Inspector boi says he's fine with staying private.
Sweet babey noooooo…you deserve better than to be hidden away in a corner 😤
Season 2, Episode 3, Part 8:
Speaking of keeping relationships hidden…Jean-Paul's doing the exact opposite, constantly risking it all just to kiss his bb on the cheek out in public where anyone can see. And he shoots down the rumor about him and Shuvani. This is where it's giving me so much whiplash to play both this and True Love at the same time because while the original story's JP is a walking talking red flag, this one's steadily looking more and more like a green flag that I'm almost sad for him that he won't end up with Emily in the end. 😩
Gallery Coloring
If you're familiar with those games where you have to decorate your house/garden/cafe after completing enough levels or earning enough stars from completing levels, that's essentially the whole concept of Gallery. Except the levels are color by number that have varying difficulties.
The story I'm at right now is Leo and Mia (our main characters) are trying to get their friends Paul and Vivian, who've been crushing on each other, to make up and try their hand at a first date again, since the first one didn't go through because of Paul's outstanding levels of misfortune. Vivian's pissed and doesn't even want to look at Paul, let alone hear him out, and instead talks out what she wants to tell him by telling Leo what she appreciates about his and Mia's relationship in a way that's not so subtly criticizing and reading Paul for filth.
Meanwhile these four are all working together trying to get the cafe they've been renovating into a presentable enough state before an art critic named DeWitt comes in to meet with Mia and discuss her works.
There's also a Festival Season event that I'm trying to work through, which is just a mini story of Leo teaching his wife the ways of partying in a music festival.
Hello Kitty Island Adventure
A new update released this week, and gave us a few new morsels of lore. We go on a quest that spans 4 days to bring together Hapidanbui for a performance in hopes of reminding the Island Spirit that old long-running friendships are something to be cherished and hopefully heal her heart a little bit more and get her to open up a bit more to the idea of seeing her old friends again.
There was also a shorter quest that involved us bringing back weather into the island and getting it to rain with the restoration of the Aquafaller, so now it can rain throughout the biomes of the island, revealing blue flowers to water that will reward you with raindrops that can be traded for new furnitures and clothing items.
youtube & tiktok channels that got my watch minutes
India Rose Crawford
If y'all haven't seen the knitted frog stop motion animation videos yet, let me put you on because the way she has gotten to make these motions so smooth, it's like she's breathed life into this cute lil knitted frog?? Like, da fuckque??
SWOOP
SWOOP is one of those creators where when I see that she's posted something new, I wanna drop everything and watch through the entire video no matter how long it is. The new video she dropped this week was an hour and a half long, and she talks about Amanda Bynes and the devastating downfall of her career. If my heart wasn't breaking enough for her, it's just shattered now, and I just hope that whatever she's doing, that she's genuinely happy and giving herself the room and the patience to heal at her own pace.
Also, if Dan "The Foot Man" Schneider has zero haters, I am dead. Jail. Electric chair. 😤😤
youtube
Alexa Nikolas
While I can't find it in me to recommend a Trisha Paytas video, that's shockingly what's gonna happen right now, because Alexa made an appearance on Trisha's podcast "Just Trish" this week, talking about her experience in the set of Zoey 101, the abusive chapter of her life where she was a victim of child SA by her ex-husband and the cover up made by parties in the music industry that ultimately led her to starting Eat Predators. And while I do have my opinions on Trisha, I do have to give credit where credit is due and give them my respect for giving Alexa the time and space to share her story and let the emotions flow and not butting in with any potentially disruptive questions and adjusting accordingly when the mood shifts.
youtube
Also every single part of me itches so bad whenever I get reminded that she and most likely the rest of the cast don't actually get any residuals from Nickelodeon. Like excuse you?? After all those reruns that are still going to this day, and none of the child talents that helped y'all make those shows happen see a single cent of it?? What the whole grain full fat buttery fuckery is this??
ASMeRi Eats
On a lighter note, lemme share with y'all a mukbang video that had me going full on out of character and craving shrimp
youtube
Quinton Reviews
Quinton's become quite notorious for releasing videos that do deep dives of series that span anywhere from 2 to 21 hours. No, really…his Sam & Cat videos are a total of 21 hours spread across 3 videos.
Well this week a new video dropped on the Beverly Hillbillies, this time hosted by his father because Quinton's off hard at work on another project. And this video from his dad has a runtime of 38.5 hours. My eye's twitching just thinking about it, but for some reason I've started to watch it and I'm nowhere near even the 25% mark, but I'll ease my way through in multiple sessions.
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stories to om-nom-nom next
Hello Kitty Island Adventure: Imagination Celebration Event
Not quite sure how much story they're gonna put into this event, but I hope that there's a good bit in it because there's castles and cute lil medieval fairy tale vibe type costumes involved, and also they're calling Kuromi "Spooky Queen Kuromi" so there's gotta be something there, right?
The Bricklayer
Honestly I just wanna watch this because Nina Dobrev's in it. I barely even remember what was in the trailer.
That's all for this week. Considering that I'm on vacation mode, chances are next week's post is gonna be even longer than this. I apologize in advance 🫡
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autumnal my love !!! i am copying you right now because i NEEEEEED to know your answer to the same question — what are your favorite hcs about your self-ships? 🥺🤲
pls share as many as you want, i want to know them ALL !!!!
Medusa I love you so very much.thank you for sending this,,,, I wasn’t sure I was gonna answer this right now because I’m not doing too well mentally but I think that’s exactly why I should ! I need all the comfort I can get
ok hm
first I’ll start with suguru & cheering me up because,, :)
he can read a room so well,, and he can read me like I’m a bright red stop sign. a majority of the time, he already knows when something is wrong— but he also knows that I’ll come to him when I’m ready to talk about it. He’s VERY patient with me (because sometimes I don’t know how to approach overwhelming emotions) but our communication skills are top notch.
in addition, he knows just how to comfort me. If I’m crying, he immediately goes in to hold me or cuddle. He won’t say anything— after I get all my tears out, he’ll gently kiss my cheeks and slowly get up to get me a cup of water (if I allow him). He starts talking after I’ve calmed down, asking if I wanna go for a drive knowing I’ll say yes. He keeps some sort of physical contact with me at all times wether it’s his hand on my thigh or holding my hand,,, he’s very attentive.
NOW I wanna talk about which Halloween/autumn events that each of my faves would do with me.
Suguru would definitely be pumpkin carving. Are u joking. it was a surprise plan for me!! he picked me up from school & we headed to the pumpkin patch! Then we’d get home and to my surprise, there’s a blanket set up with unlit candles, a speaker, and two carving sets!! we would have a whole competition!!! Until we give up and help each other with the most difficult parts (the detail work). He let me play my Halloween playlist too😌😌
Kuroo would find the best Halloween parties to fulfill my “fucking at a large house party” scenario. It would actually be a whole scene. We’d show up to the party separate and slowly make our way back to each other— kinda like Andy and April (parks and rec ref)
VASH DOES MOVIE NIGHTS!!!!! He goes all out by decorating the room in the coziest but Halloweenish decor— LOTS of candles, blankets, and throw pillows. Spiderwebs, bats, cauldron mugs for our drinks, orange fairy lights and furniture forts. Oh and it’s not on a Tv… it’s via PROJECTOR. His lineup is no in particular order but Halloweentown, Coraline, hocus pocus, nightmare before Christmas, and Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban are DEFINITELY on there.
Draken is… halloween horror nights. (This idea is thanks to angel because we were talking … and her boyfriend does this for her and THIS is the only way I would ever go. Ever.) now he knows I am a full WUSS. I hate being scared but I know that he wants me to go (he goes with the boys but he also wants to have a night with me too) so we came up with an agreement. He guides me through everything— he stands in back of me, both hands on my shoulders as he walks me through the park so that way I feel secure and he gets to watch me scream my ass off while also being together and having the satisfaction of “protecting” me. Besides, I know he would literally kill anyone for me so I’m lowkey turned on the whole time
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October 9 - Cozy
Day 8 Day 10 All Days (Prompt list)
Evan didn’t care about Halloween. Not that he thought he was too cool for it or whatever, he just didn’t get the hype. Yeah the candy was cool. Some people created really awesome costumes. The decorations were fun. But for someone who didn’t get invited to Halloween parties, the day itself didn’t seem all that great.
The one thing he could get behind, however, was the movies. Not traditional horror movies, no. Halloween movies. Twitches. Halloweentown. Hocus Pocus. The Nightmare Before Christmas. Monster House.
There was nothing better than curling up in his tiny dorm bed with the room to himself, covered in blankets, with a nice cup of hot chocolate, watching Halloween movies.
Well, one thing could make it better. But that one thing was currently 100 miles away attending a different college.
That thing also happened to be ignoring Evan’s texts. Which was disappointing. But Evan wouldn’t let Jared’s inability to regularly check his phone ruin his movie night. He wrapped the blankets tighter and settled into the pillows as the opening of Monster House began.
Jared’s timing was spooky, as always. He seemed to be able to sense when Evan was getting irritated by his lack of replies.
Jared <3: hey fun fact: what’s the code to your dorm again??
Evan frowned at his phone.
Evan: that’s not a fact
Jared <3: fun question: what’s the code to your dorm
Evan: why???
Jared <3: ……I feel like you can probably guess why I’m asking that
Evan: are you here??????
Jared <3: you’re so smart and that’s what I love about you
Evan climbed out of bed and ran to the window, a stupid choice seeing as the door was covered by an awning so he couldn’t see anyone anyway. He grabbed his keys and ran into the hall and down the stairs, still in pajamas and pumpkin covered fuzzy socks.
Jared was standing at the door, still texting Evan based on the amount of buzzing from Evan’s pocket. He had a backpack slung over one shoulder. Evan pulled the door open.
“Why are you here?” He blurted.
“You said you were gonna watch Monster House tonight.” Jared said as if that warranted a two hour drive at eight o’clock at night.
“But you-“
“Hey can I come in or not?” Jared asked. “It’s cold out here.”
Evan quickly stepped back. Jared walked inside and in the light of the lobby, Evan could see the cold had made his nose red. He was flexing his fingers like they were stiff too.
“How long were you outside?” Evan asked, pulling him toward the elevator. He had a warm mug upstairs to warm Jared’s hands with.
“Well I can’t park in the parking structure next door cause I don’t fucking go here.” Jared huffed. “So I had to park in the neighborhood across the street. And I don’t know if you know this, but there’s approximately twelve parties going on over there so I had to park like eight blocks away. Took like twenty minutes to walk here.”
Evan unlocked his door and let Jared in. He grabbed a blanket from the bed and wrapped it around Jared’s shoulders. Instead of letting go, he pulled Jared toward him and kissed him.
“I’m glad you’re here.”
“I’d be highly offended if you weren’t.” Jared dropped his backpack and immediately started poking around Evan’s dorm. He hadn’t been there since move-in weekend so he’d never seen Evan’s room fully set up and lived in.
“Are you hungry?” Evan asked. “I have… uh… chips.”
Jared snorted. “I’m fine.” He pointed to Evan’s bed. “That one’s yours I assume.”
Evan nodded as Jared kicked his shoes off and climbed into the bed. He’d clearly come prepared for movie night. He was wearing sweats and a t-shirt. He looked at home already in Evan’s nest of blankets.
“I’m starting it over.” Jared said, snapping Evan out of his daydream about their two story house in the suburbs.
“Okay. It barely started anyway.” Evan grabbed a bowl of candy from his desk and settled in beside Jared.
This was it. Peak coziness. Three blankets, fuzzy socks, seven pillows, and a boyfriend to wrap his arms around.
“The babysitter’s definitely bisexual, right? Like we know this.” Jared said.
Evan laughed. “Probably.”
They watched in silence for a while. Jared’s weight was warm and comforting.
“Did you come out here because you felt bad?” Evan asked quietly. He’d told Jared about the parties he wasn’t invited to. About his roommate’s plans that he was left out of.
“Yes.” Jared said, shifting to press his lips to Evan’s jaw. “I felt really bad because you were far away. So I made you closer.”
Evan smiled. “You know that’s not what I meant.”
“I know. But that’s my answer.” Jared said.
“Okay.” Evan suppressed the ever-present need to argue. “I miss you all the time.” He said, surprising himself.
“Yeah.” Jared nodded. He threaded his fingers through Evan’s. “Me too. But I’m here right now. So don’t be all depressing.”
Evan laughed. “Fine.” He pulled Jared closer, letting the warmth envelop him, feeling himself getting sleepier and sleepier.
#college kleinsen time#i have emotions about long distance them#What if Jared made a long drive to see him ;-;#What then#deh#kleinsen#my writing
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SPOLIERS FOR HOCUS POCUS 2
As the warning suggests, I just watched Hocus Pocus 2, and didn’t like it too much, but here are some thoughts that nobody asked for:
Nothing made sense-??? Like why was she a witch? Why did the Book suddenly hate the woman that protected him all these years and why didn’t he run away earlier in the movie? Why did Cassie just believe them????
Gilbert was a character just there for plot really, I liked him but eh.
Stan Billy and Mike (Stan the main cast too but that one was obvious)
I sooooo badly wanted a cameo from the original three kids but Billy and the sisters were decent for me.
I dead-ass thought Cobwebs was Thackery Binx until he didn’t step on the book, useless cat/j
You know how in the Halloween series they watch the first Halloween movie and that makes a weird canon situation??? I think that’s what happened here when we saw that gay couple (Love them, thanks for the Disney, too bad you cancelled The Owl House)
FUCKING ONE WAY OR ANOTHER X I PUT A SPELL ON YOU??? I-
Also, I just wanted them to sing I Put a Spell on You, but you know what, I’ll take Blondie.
Anything bad in my life is the fault of that spider.
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Warlocks
Sehun x Junmyeon x Y/N
Word Count: 802
Warnings: curse word(s), bratty Sehun lol
A/N: unedited :)))
31 Days of Halloween | Main Masterlist
“I don’t like this,” you whisper lightly, as swirls of distinct blue and white smoke spun around you. You were outside in your garden, preparing it for the cold and collecting the last bits of your harvest.
You slowly get up and put the last squash in your basket. You pick up the basket and start to step away slowly, without taking your eyes off the swirling weirdly colored smoke.
Unfortunately, you were not able to see the male standing behind you until you bumped into him.
“Oh, sorry!” you squeak out jumping away from him and facing him.
There stood two males, one enveloped in a blue smoke and the other in white smoke.
“Um, who are you and why are you in my garden?” you ask timidly to the two strange men who you can barely see through the smoke clouding them, primarily near their feet.
The shorter one laughs and with a wave of his hand, the smoke dissipates into thin air, allowing you a clear view of the two males. “Nice to meet you. I’m Junmyeon, and this is Sehun,” he introduces, pointing towards the taller, standoffish looking male.
“Not really nice per say, more on the weird side. Still haven’t explained why you appeared in my garden out of nowhere,” you mumble the last part under your breath.
“Weird? What part of us is weird?” Sehun asks as he looks at you with judging eyes.
You stand up straight. “I don’t know. Maybe the weird colored smoke? Or maybe your robes that reminds me of the witches from the movie Hocus Pocus?”
Sehun stomps his foot on the ground and takes a step towards you. “We are not like the Hocus Pocus witches! We have more intelligence than them!” Sehun complains.
Junmyeon grabs onto Sehun’s arm pulling him back away from you. “Sorry about him. He’s touchy about the whole being compared to the witches from Hocus Pocus even slightly.”
“Still doesn’t explain why you guys suddenly appeared in my garden,” you point out to them.
“True,” Junmyeon responds as Sehun huffs and rolls his eyes. “Your garden? It actually has something that we kind of need.”
“Like what?” you question narrowing your eyes. “And how do you know my garden has this ‘something’?”
Junmyeon awkwardly chuckles. “Well, you see. This isn’t really our first time in your garden?”
You stop to process what he just told you. “Excuse me?”
“Yeah, it’s not our first time, and you haven’t noticed before. Makes no difference, so can we just get what we need from your garden and go?” Sehun cuts in before Junmyeon could explain.
“What the hell?” you exclaim a bit irritated. “Fuck no! Especially because you have been taking without asking.”
Sehun throws his hands up in the air. “Just give it to us! We need it!”
“To what? To suck the lives out of children?” you retort angrily at Sehun as he steps closer to you again.
“You little-“
“Okay, calm down,” Junmyeon grabs Sehun from his collar and shoves him away from you. “So, we need one of the herbs you have for one of my sick brothers. We don’t use it as much since its used for more terrible situations, but it’s an emergency.”
“What happened and what herb is it that you need?” you ask, intrigued on what an herb you cultivated would help them.
“Doesn’t matter. Mind your damn business,” Sehun replies, rolling his eyes.
“The plant helps with blood clotting and will help my brother’s bleeding to stop. It’s the Compositae one. The one that is covered with bristles over there,” Junmyeon points towards the back end of your garden, close to where you were when they manifested into your garden. “Some people were chasing my brother, and they managed to cut him deeply and has not stopped bleeding no matter what we have done.” He sighs and runs a hand through his hair. “He was hiding his family from these hunters that are out to get us because they don’t like what we do.”
“Which is practice magic, not eat children,” Sehun adds snappily.
You just take a deep breath and look towards Junmyeon, deciding to ignore Sehun. “Just take it and go. I don’t really use it for anything, just really thought it looked pretty.”
Junmyeon smiles gratefully. “Thank you so much. I promise I won’t take so much.”
You smile and just shake your head. “It’s okay, just promise no more scary appearances.”
“No promises,” Sehun mumbles as Junmyeon promises that he won’t. Junmyeon glares at Sehun before looking back at you apologetically.
You smile and shake your head at Junmyeon. “Good luck,” you say as you walk towards your house.
Junmyeon smiles softly at your disappearing figure with a grumbling Sehun behind him, picking the flowers.
#sunflowercheol’s 31 days of halloween#oh sehun#exo sehun#exo oh sehun#exo sehun drabbles#exo oh sehun drabbles#kim suho#kim junmyeon#exo suho#exo kim junmyeon#exo kim junmyeon drabbles#exo junmyeon drabbles#exo suho drabbles#exo#exo drabbles
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About a former friend
For weeks, I have been singing my praises and waiting in anticipation for Fall. I had been counting the days. Autumn brings me joy. It is my most favorite time of year. I have been plotting decorations and Halloween costumes. I dream of warm spiced drinks and apple everything. Pumpkins, folks. Just...pumpkins! I plan to start dragging out my collection of sweaters.
It is a known fact by my friends and family that I live for this season.
Yesterday, I heard about my former friend loudly, angrily, annoyingly saying to everyone that September 1st is not the start of Fall. That it is still Summer, and that people that get excited over the beginning of Fall are babies.
I know that was a dig. My friends that mentioned it to be also knew it was a dig.
It put me back a few years, to when we were still friends. About how everything I loved or got excited about was "stupid" or "childish" or "too babyish". I mean everything.
Me liking musicals?
Baby.
Not liking extreme gore in horror movies?
Baby.
Not liking inversions in roller coasters?
Baby.
Not wanting to eat pork?
Baby.
Being excited for everything Fall?
Baby.
I don't talk to her anymore. If I did, I would say, "Haha, fuck you! Instead of feeling bad or stupid for something I love, this baby is going to go watch Hocus Pocus with pumpkin Chai. Toodles!"
Why am I posting this?
Lovely, lovely folks. If you have a friend that puts down the things that give you joy...they are not being your friend. If you feel like you have to tone yourself down, or even hide things you like to keep your friend happy...that isn't friendship. Love what you love. The right people will celebrate the things that make you, you.
I'm so glad we're not friends. 😊
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Are there any films that you loathe or particularly dislike? If so, why? What brought you to hate that film?
The Tooth Fairy starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson from the hit movie The Tooth Fairy starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Gnomeo and Juliet, and Look Who's Talkin' all scarred me for various different reasons, but I don't really "hate" them per se.
I've got a personal vendetta against Mary Poppins Returns because as a stand alone movie it's actually ok, but that woman is NOT Mary Poppins. Like her personality is completely different and goes against a lot of what made Mary Poppins herself. Like if it weren't a Marry Poppins movie it would be average, but the fact that they have it as a sequel and it's supposed to be the same world and Mary? Just no.
Fuck the Artemis Fowl movie. Anyone who's read the books can tell you that movie adaptation is probably the worst book-to-film adaptation ever. Like holy fucking shit it made everyone I watched it with who also read the books so unbelievably pissed I'm not even exaggerating. If you look up everything that they changed it's so easy to tell that it's deadass nothing like the book and goes completely against everything that made it interesting. Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children is also a pretty painful adaptation for the same reason and also pisses me off, but nowhere on the level of Artemis Fowl. (It's still horrible though. Jesus Christ)
There are no Pirates of the Caribbean movies after At World's End. It's the perfect trilogy and only three movies exist. There is also no Hocus Pocus 2 or Ghostbusters 2016.
The Series of Unfortunate Events movie was honestly ok if you hadn't read the books or watched the Netflix series, but if you have it's painfully obvious that they tried way too hard by jamming the first three books of a thirteen book series into a two hour movie. It gave you no time to care for the Baudelaire children's guardians (the absolute DISRESPECT of Uncle Monty hurt my soul) and as much as I love Jim Carey, he was not a good Count Olaf.
Those are probably the only movies that I've seen so far that I actively hate, but there are still plenty of movies that I don't like (eg Iron Man or The Hudsucker Proxy) or don't understand the hype for (eg Fight Club or Casablanca). Everyone has their own options on films, and everyone likes at least one movie that everyone said was bad or hates one that everyone said was good. Hell, I love UHF and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen even though a lot of people hate them. And that doesn't make my opinion any better or worse than theirs, they're just what I like. Everyone's got different tastes, especially when it comes to such an expansive medium like film, and that's what makes it all fun.
But if someone tries to FUCKING DEFEND ARTEMIS FOWL I SWEAR TO GOD-
#I had to do the “everyone likes different things” bit so I could have the turnaround at the end. I just had to#is it stupid? yes. do I care? no it was fubny to me lmao#that movie really does suck ass though#thanks for the ask by the way! any excuse to go on about movies is a fun time for me ^-^#meso's movies#asks#answered asks
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Meenah Peixes, John Egbert, Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas
Act 6, page 4751-4758
MEENAH: hey you
MEENAH: god tier boy
MEENAH: water you doin there blue boy
MEENAH: )(-EY
MEENAH: IM TALKING TO YOU
MEENAH: yes you
MEENAH: the dork in the pajamas
MEENAH: ok the OT)(-ER dork in pajamas
MEENAH: be all a pajama party up in here today
JOHN: hi.
JOHN: which troll are you?
MEENAH: which troll am i
MEENAH: im the best troll dummy
MEENAH: now get away from her she is mine
JOHN: uh...
MEENAH: ive been hunting her for a whale now
JOHN: for a whale?
JOHN: what does that mean?
MEENAH: its a fish pun
MEENAH: sayin fish puns is obviously kind of this thing i do stupid G-ET WIT)( T)(-E PROGRAM
JOHN: oh, right.
JOHN: i thought it sounded kind of... fishy!
MEENAH: ooooh thats a good one
MEENAH: not
MEENAH: now beat it
JOHN: you must be the sea troll, i heard about you.
JOHN: but i'm pretty sure we never talked.
JOHN: have you by any chance seen vriska around? or karkat?
MEENAH: who the fuck are they
JOHN: um... your troll friends?
MEENAH: werent no friends of mine if i never heard of em
MEENAH: do you see this golden pointy deal here
JOHN: yes.
MEENAH: i was gonna use it to poke some holes in that girl there and see what happens
MEENAH: so clamscray
JOHN: oh no...
JOHN: why would you do that!
MEENAH: for the halibut
JOHN: uh. what?
MEENAH: halibut hell of it
MEENAH: ok that one wasnt that awesome
MEENAH: i thought i told you to clamscray
JOHN: i'm not sure what clamscray means either. you mean go away?
MEENAH: holy mother glubbing mackerel you are a fucking idiot
MEENAH: well if youre not gonna go
MEENAH: maybe you can at least tell me somefin
JOHN: what?
MEENAH: this is the afterlife isnt it
MEENAH: which means
MEENAH: im D-EAD
MEENAH: right
JOHN: yes. well, it's a dream bubble.
JOHN: so yeah, you are probably a ghost.
MEENAH: I KN-EW IT
MEENAH: hahahaha yessssss
JOHN: you're excited to be dead?
MEENAH: excited hmm
MEENAH: now that you mention it
MEENAH: yes
MEENAH: i am pretty
MEENAH: flippin
MEENAH: -EXCIT------ED
JOHN: why?
MEENAH: because
MEENAH: it means my plan worked
JOHN: what plan?
MEENAH: why would i tell a hornless dork like you somefin like that
JOHN: i dunno.
JOHN: just curious about your spooky ghost plan is all.
MEENAH: im curious about why a couple of freaks like you were sent to welcome me to hell
MEENAH: water you demons or somefin
MEENAH: pretty lame demons if you ask me
MEENAH: way too frondly and stupid
JOHN: no, we're humans.
JOHN: by which i mean aliens, i guess.
MEENAH: so like
MEENAH: youre dead aliens huh
MEENAH: whoever heard of an alien ghost
JOHN: i know, right? that's what i think sometimes.
JOHN: it's strange combination of sci-fi things. like alien stuff is all about science, right? at least it is in movies. aliens LOVE science. but then ghosts have nothing to do with science, they belong to the supernatural realms, which have more to do with religion i guess? or about a lot of hocus pocus and superstition, maybe even magic. science rarely enters the equation, unless it's something awesome like ghost busters, which makes ghosts and stuff ALL ABOUT science, even though the ghost science is obviously a bunch of total nonsense. i guess contact mixes aliens and ghosts because jodie foster saw her ghost dad in outer space? but then, that was probably just a science projection from an alien, to make her feel less sad about her dead dad, and not a real ghost or anything. i guess the lesson is that science and aliens teach us that ghosts and religion are fake? although, it turns out ghosts and aliens are actually real, so maybe science and religion have been lying to us all along. *shrug*
MEENAH: nerd
JOHN: um.
JOHN: yeah, sorry.
MEENAH: so the girl
MEENAH: she like your matesprit or whatever
JOHN: what?
JOHN: ha, no, i don't even know her.
JOHN: i kinda thought you knew who she was?
MEENAH: dont know who she is but i know W)(AT she is
MEENAH: shes done
JOHN: huh?
MEENAH: ever do any baking nerd
JOHN: yeah, a little...
MEENAH: then you know -EXACTLY what you do with somefin thats done
MEENAH: you stick a fork in it
MEENAH: S-E--------------------E
JOHN: no!!!
MEENAH: better think fast suckafish
JOHN: snoozing mystery girl, look out!!!
DAVE: whoa is that john
KARKAT: YEAH, I THINK IT IS.
DAVE: what the hell is going on
KARKAT: OH SHIT
KARKAT: JOHN WATCH OUT!!!!!!
KARKAT: WELL, FUCK.
KARKAT: LOOKS LIKE HE'S STILL AN IDIOT.
#homestuck#meenah peixes#john egbert#dave strider#karkat vantas#homestuck act 6#page 4751#page 4753#page 4754#page 4755#page 4756#page 4757#page 4758#homestuck act 6 intermission 2#page 4752
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I watched Spider-Man (2002) a few nights ago, and liked it a lot. Willem Dafoe stole the show and made the film much better than it otherwise would’ve been (just an okay film). I liked the scene where the Green Goblin attacks Times Square during the “Unity Day” parade, and how they invented an entire building and inserted it into Times Square, I think there’s something clever about it although I can’t identify how/why. Also the scene where Norman Osborn and his alter personality have a conversation in the mirror, Willem Dafoe nails that scene cheek and jowl. God, not just the expressions but the way he shifts between expressions, the timing, it’s fantastic. You can watch that scene here.
Tonight I watched Spider-Man 2 (2004). I found it weaker than the first film, and about as good as I remember Spider-Man 3 being from the last time I watched it years ago (and I don’t mean that as a compliment). I don’t like the “hero temporarily loses his powers” trope, it’s overdone and rarely interesting, and I don’t feel the film brought anything new or interesting to it. I also can’t tell whether the fusion energy reactor in the movie is based on any real science or of it’s complete hocus-pocus, although probably the latter. It’s a huge pet-peeve of mine when films completely bullshit science to fit the plot, and don’t make the effort to talk to actual scientists and try for something that’s actually half-possible (e.g. when Interstellar talked to actual scientists to figure out how black holes would look, and their effects on time on planets orbiting them)
The only part of Spider-Man 2 I actually genuinely liked was the heartfelt conversation between Peter and Mary Jane at the very end, after she leaves her husband-to-be at the altar (ouch). “I know you think that we can't be together, but can't you respect me enough to let me make my own decision? I know there'll be risks, but I want to face them with you! It's wrong that we should only be half alive, half of ourselves. I love you. So here I am, standing in your doorway. I've always been standing in your doorway.”
Edit: I watched Spider-Man 3 as well, hoo boy. It was so terrible I didn’t finish it. Overall fuck the Sam Raimi Trilogy.
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