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sergle · 6 months

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BRO, CRANE FLIES DO NOT EAT MOSQUITOS......... "skeeter eaters".... THEY DO FUCKALL. they eat plants... until they become adults. and then their mouths are too small to eat at all.

#HELPPPP I didn't know this was a belief #they are predators to no creature on god's earth. their mouths aren't even big enough to try. they die immediately #this is so funny to me but I was curious so I've been going through the tags on that post and I'm DISTRESSSSSSED #at the confidence with which you fine folks are like ah yes! it is good to keep them around for mosquito population control :)#for WHAT NOW. for HUH #by the time they are big enough to look like Large Mosquitos their only job is to die. (and fuck)

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earlgodwin · 8 months

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"He's spent the entire time being picked upon and bullied by the family. I think personally from where Juan stands he sees the hypocrisy in the family, how they can do one thing and say another. As far as Juan is concerned he's always had the best interests of the family at heart, however misguided that might be and doesn't quite comprehend why nobody understands that. Nobody seems to understand that what he does, he does for the betterment of the Borgia clan and never waivers from that. He does that in ways that perhaps aren't sanctioned by the church or sanctioned by family law."

#oh spill the tea!! he truly believed he was doing something right. an impulsive sad lonely dude who doesn't think through #he was bestowed a position he never gave a fuck about in the first place because being a soldier is NOT what he wanted #he just wanted his family's love and affection. a simple i love you would've gone a long way #the way he teases cesare about being a cardinal because that's the only way to get his attention it's just a little brother thingie #and yet cesare took it way too personal lol crazy to me how cesare was the one who slowly destroyed juan before killing him #like how he forced his hand to murder djem and then slowly sabotaging him by mocking him constantly then setting him up to die at forli #by not informing him that ludovico's army was coming for his neck like even from a military stand point cesare ruined the forli mission fr #because he decided to prioritize his own jealousy of juan; humiliating him and hoping him to die so he can take his position as a soldier #the hypocrisy part is sooo tea because cesare killed juan in cold blood telling him that they're borgias and they never forgive #5 mins later he's begging rodrigo to forgive him for killing juan like bro was just saying that to dying juan to destroy him mentally first #i'm screaming he singlehandedly caused juan's spiraling into darkness. how are you gonna fuck up your brother that hard helpppp ?!!?!?!#fucked up dysfunctional family that i love #david oakes #juan borgia #the borgias #theborgiasedit #perioddramaedit #televisiongifs #tvedit #by jen

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thefuturewithoutus · 1 year

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herbert's insane reactions to dan expressing knowledge and interest in the re-agent. literally just him being reminded of how much he desires dan carnally before/during their pending divorce

#the heart #re-animator #danbert #if you think about it dan wanting to move out is basically him serving herbert divorce papers. basically #also: the 'let me' clip. WHY? WHY? why?WHY?#i can't even say he just wants to fuck him. it's beyond that it's such adoration like helpppp what the fuck #it's the desperate hand grab scene for bride of re-animator

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tahthetrickster · 18 days

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SCREAMS WAIT AFTER SHITPOSTING ABOUT OLD AMVS I PULLED UP SKILLET MONSTER BC I HADNT LISTENED TO IT IN YEARS AND WAS FEELING NOSTALGIC AND THEN I LOOKED OVER AND

#helpppp youtube algorithm said oh we know EXACTLY what you're here for you fucking weeb

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hidedino · 5 months

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RAMON IS GIVING PAC A SHOVEL TALK

#helpppp there is so much happening #what the fuck is going on right now #hideduo #fitpac

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synthville · 1 year

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“It’s good to see you.” / “It’s great to be seen.”

RAFFI MUSIKER - ST: PIC - S03E06

#raffi musiker #seven of nine #seven x raffi #saffi #okay what happened between them like im not gon ask again #this conscious uncoupling energy? helpppp like they are DONZO lmfaoooo #what else even is there to say #with the way things were going this was the only logical conclusion #and still it hurts #because why drag it out #why wait for 6 episodes to say something that should have been said in the premiere?#why dangle hope in my face?#why anything!#‘good to see you’ lie detector determined that was a fuckin LIE lmao #giving ‘we both said stuff we couldn’t take back’ and honestly? i would’ve liked to see it #like if we’re going there let’s go there!#all this offscreen shit is annoying as fuck and so silly #like are you in or out writers!#r7

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mira-blue · 1 year

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and another thing ends. im gonna be sick

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rainiiisspamming · 13 days

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NOOO BRAM WHAT THE FUCK I LOVED HIM SO MUCH WHY

AT LEAST IT'S NOT CHUUYA BUT AGHHHWJKZJXLDLZLLX

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cosmic-kaden · 21 days

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OH MY GOD I FOUND IT!

#I FOUND /THE SCENE/ OF SACKLER AND OH MYGODDD #IT WENT WEIRD/THEN REALLY FUCKING HOT/ THEN REALLY FUNNY OMGGG HIS GIGGLES ARE E V E R Y T H I N G #AND IF YOU DUNNO WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT OF /THE SCENE/ DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT!! AHHHHHHH #IM I AM FEELING A LOT OF THINGS RIGHT NOW #HIS GIGGLES THO! MY HEART OMGGGG #[lays face first on my floor] FLUSTERED 9000 #My favourite bad habit;#I /WILL/ BE DOWNLOADING THIS ALDFKJDLFJ #FOR MANY REASONS HELPPPP

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subparticlesupercollider · 10 months

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^DOING T SHOTS WHEN UR AFRAID OF NEEDLES AND DONT LIKE IT I DONT LIKE IT OUCHIEEE I HATE IT BUT I LOVE BEING ON TESTOSTERONE AUGHHHHH IM SO SCARED

#cro talks #FUCK MY WHOLE LIFEEEE #and i still cant get an appointment with planned parenthood so i don’t know if i need to adjust my dosage or not 😀#i’m 5 months on T now heehee #anyways. i also have to get my syringes from the pharmacy i pick up my T at instead of planned parenthood and they give me different shit—#every single time i go. like i have no idea what needle gauge im sposed to be using. not a clue #i think a 21g is ok ..? i dont remember what planned parenthood gave me in the first place. anyways #being on T for me is a cycle of am i doing this right? is that the right amount? is that an air bubble? girl HELPPPP

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antisocialxconstruct · 1 year

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#helpppp I am experiencing an Unpleasant Emotion™ and I don't know what to do except make purchases about it #god I'm gonna be such a fucking mess tomorrow I just know it

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murderdronesjsimp · 5 months

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GELP

I FUCKING DIDNT FINISH MY HOMEWORK BUT IM OUT HERE ON TUMBLR DOING SOME SHIT.

#aaaaaaaaaa #i hate homework #i hate school #fuck school #FUCK HOMEWORK #AAAAAAAAAAAA #helpppp #send help #WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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leviathiane · 1 year

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urggh trying to find this specific luffy and law fic post-marineford where law keeps goading a grieving luffy into fighting him (sort of) and luffy keeps hassling him to figure out why until law gives in and goes something like “you got better when you were angry. that’s all” and i cant FIND IT its not in my archives im going insane

#depths' talks #HELPPPP i KNOW i saved it ive read it more than once #let me check my archived archives fuck #this is what i get for splitting them into two places #link rot paranoia but also FUCK WHERE IS IT I NEED TO READ IT RIGHT NOW #update: it was not in my secondary location.#i am going insane. i KNOW i saved it so it must be mislabeled?!?!??!#and im certain it was on ao3 and not ffn bc i storre those differently #fuckkkkkk

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automatonknight · 2 years

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i can’t put my piercings back in. screaming and crying

#HELPPPP what #it hasn't been 24 hours. probably not even 12 get the fuck back in there

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turnaboutchaos · 1 year

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sholmes being in a massive stink all bc he cant play the violin like he used to is arguably one of the funniest parts of DGS but inside i screamed and banged my fists and on the table knowing i would be exactly the same way if i suddenly Could Not Play My Guitar

#and his random burnouts he goes through..... doing what u love for a living is a bitch huh???#hes just like me fr. hes just like me #i have never felt so glued to a guy like i do now like #in the past ive gone 'yeah i can relate to x a lot actually' but ive #never felt so viscerally like. 👀👀👀👀👀 at a character before #its like a fucking magentic thing going on except we r both the same poles sticking way too well together #helpppp lmao #ace attorney #dgs #herlock sholmes #shutuplance🧡

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viovio · 1 year

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when am I gonna get my yaoi break.

#MY MOUTHS SO FUCKING DRY AND MY BODYS BEEN A FUCKING MESS TODAY GIRL HELPPPP #i need hospital pt 2 i swear if i vomit what i ate back up #emeto ment #speak iza

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