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collapsedglasshouses · 8 months

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hello! 💕 i love your writing so much! i usually don’t make requests but i was wondering if you could do like a cute cozy night in with noah??? maybe wine drunk, handsy, cuddles, and some smut if you are comfy doing that? :) i can see him getting a lil handsy and affectionate but also saying sweet things. i just love the idea. thank you :)

Lips Like Wine [Noah Sebastian x Reader]

A/N: Such a cute request and exactly what I need right now. Thank you for requesting! ♡

PAIRING: Noah Sebastian x fem!Reader

SUMMARY: When Noah surprises Y/N with her favourite snacks and wine, she didn’t expect the night to evolve like it did.

WARNINGS: mentions of alcohol consumption, NSFW, oral sex (female receiving), swearing, ...

TAGLIST: @measuredingold (if you wanna become part of my taglist in general, pls let me know and i love @measuredingold , did I already say ily , @measuredingold ?)

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The ring of your bell woke you up at around 11 PM.

To your surprise, you found yourself on your couch with your favorite blanket wrapped around you. You must have slept in after dinner because your favorite show was still quietly playing on your TV.

You mumbled tiredly while getting up and making your way to the door. After a quick look through your door viewer, a little smile grew on your face, and you opened the door excitedly.

"What are you doing here, sir?" You asked your friend, who had a shy smile on his face, before revealing your favorite snacks and a bottle of wine he held behind your back.

"Did I wake you?" He wanted to know and gave you an apologetic look when you nodded slightly.

"Don't be sorry, work was catastrophic today." You let him in before he laid down his goodies and quickly wrapped his arms around you. You let out a satisfied hum while rubbing his back. "I missed you, Noah." - "Believe me, I missed you more."

You first met Noah last summer while they toured with A Day To Remember. You had been hired as the tour co-manager, meaning you knew about everything and everyone. Likewise, you somehow ended up keeping a tradition after the show where you would meet after the official celebrations and eat a couple of snacks together while getting wine drunk.

Something, however, had changed over the last few months. You and your ex-boyfriend, whom you had been dating for over four years, broke up right after said tour, causing you and Noah to become even closer. You weren't mad about it, the fact of the breakup was that you two had definitely fallen out of love. You noticed when you stopped seeking closeness with your ex-boyfriend.

What worried you, though, was how easily you started to crave those touches from Noah. Every time you were together, you felt like you needed to be closer to him. Your favorite thing to do at the moment was watch silly little movies with him when you had rough days. Keeping this in mind, you were more than happy to see him standing there, surprising you with what you needed the most.

"Why are you here? Aren't you supposed to be on the other side of the country?" You asked him after getting two wine glasses and sitting down on your couch. Noah scratched his back lightly before he started to smile.

"We had a couple of days off, and I was in desperate need of one of our wine nights." He confessed, making you blush a little.

They were on tour at the moment, so you didn't expect to see him again until mid-October. There were a couple of moments of silence before you raised your voice again. "Do you wanna watch a Ghibli Studio Film?" - "I thought you'd never ask!"

It took you less than ten minutes before the two of you laid under your blanket, sipping on your wine glasses while eating sour gummy worms and watching Howl's Moving Castle.

In all honesty, the movie was entirely irrelevant to you. Your eyes were glued to Noah's lips while he told you about the concerts that had already happened.

"How have your days been?" He then asked you while putting your glasses back on the table. "Actually, pretty boring. Except today, I couldn't finish anything at work." - "If you wanna sleep, I can go. It's really no prob-… " - "I'II drag your ass back to my couch if you try to leave." You interrupt your friend and grab his thigh over the blanket, causing him to look down at it for a moment.

You immediately noticed it and tried to put your hand away, but he quickly held it in place. The temperature in the room instantly rose, and you felt this pleasant tingle in your stomach.

You tried to defuse the rising tension by taking his hand in yours and looking at the tattoos on his hand, as if you hadn't done that hundreds of times before. Noah chuckled when he noticed you beginning to analyze the drawings on his hands again.

Swiftly, he started drawing small circles on your hand. "Do you see something new?" His tone was teasing. He knew exactly what was going on, and it bugged you how he could handle everything so well, while you almost literally melted at everything he did.

Honestly, you had already given up on Noah feeling anything at all for you beyond friendship. You just accepted your little get-togethers and enjoyed his company, even if it cost you your sanity.

That's why it shocked you when Noah's hand gently brushed up your arm, giving you goosebumps. Your thoughts began to race as you froze. You were sure it was the wine speaking out of Noah's mouth when his hand landed under your chin. You felt yourself shiver slightly under his touch, and you started to crave it even more.

Without even noticing, you slightly leaned into his touch. Your thoughts were having a race. You knew you needed to pull away, but this single touch made you feel like pudding next to him.

You let him turn your head to face him. You looked him in the face. He had cut his hair shorter than usual. At first, you were a bit skeptical about it, but the longer you looked at him, the more you liked it. You wanted nothing more than to run your hands through it.

Then your eyes wandered. His eyes looked sleepy, while the dark brown of his irises nearly looked black. His cheeks were slightly flushed, and his lips were slightly parted, while his gaze was fixated on your lips.

You thought you were dreaming when his thumbs lightly brushed over your lips.

"You think I didn't notice, am I right?" Noah almost whispered while his gaze was still fixated on your lips. You didn't know what to say. Even if you knew, you were sure your body would betray you.

You needed all your strength not to crumble into pieces right in front of him.

You knew you felt this weird attraction to him for way longer than you wanted to admit, but you didn't know how down bad you were for him. "This all has changed, am I right?" Noah then asked, and you swallowed hard while he stroked your cheek. You resisted the need to lean into his touch again. You couldn't let him win this easily.

"Please tell me to stop, Y/N." He then almost cried out while leaning closer to you. Your heart started to race even faster. You knew you should have pulled away, but everything in you needed him closer.

"Kiss me." You breathed out when your noses were almost touching. "You know I won't be able to stop." - "Than don't."

With that, it was over for the both of you.

His lips crashed into yours. You could taste the wine in his mouth while your hands landed on his chest and slowly made their way up to his neck. With a swift motion, he lifted you onto his lap. His hands instantly found their way under your shirt, while yours ran through his dark hair. Shortly after, your shirt found its way to your living room floor, leaving you in nothing but your underwear.

His hands roamed your body while he started kissing your neck. You felt like you were burning.

"We shouldn't do this." You almost moaned when his kisses reached your collarbone. He looked up at you through his eyelashes, almost making you crumble into small pieces. "Then tell me to stop."

Your eyes locked while he placed small, soft kisses on your chest. "Tell me, Y/N, tell me to stop." Noah whispered and leaned closer to your face again. His hands found your hips and grabbed them harshly. You breathed out a small breath while he slowly started to move your hips. You felt how hard he was and couldn't believe it. It felt like the perfect fever dream.

"Go on, tell me how you don't want me to fuck you." Noah almost groaned. "Tell me how you haven't thought about it every fucking time we met up in the last months." You swallowed hard.

You were an open book to him. It felt like he read every single page of yours. You couldn't be silent any longer. "Fuck, you know I can't. You moaned out when his hand found your waistband, and before you knew it, he flipped the both of you over.

With that, he kissed his way down your body and stopped at your waistband. "Let's get these off, love." He spoke in a low tone that made you shiver while his fingers tangled in the lace of your panties. You lifted your hips, and he quickly pulled them off, throwing them over the backrest of your couch. In a swift motion, he grabbed your hips again, pulling you closer to him and immediately connecting his mouth with your pussy.

You whimpered as his tongue licked up your slit, swirling around your clit. It doesn't take him long to introduce his fingers, plunging two inside of you and moving them at a pace that made you squirm.

"Look at you." Noah spoke against you, causing you to buck up your hips. "Fuck, I can't get enough of you." He almost moaned and let out a small laugh.

You looked down at him between your legs, and your eyes met. His pupils were blown wide and sparkling in amusement. You didn't respond to him; you just watched him as his mouth worked against you and his fingers massaged your sweet spot inside, drawing all sorts of whimpers and moans from your lungs.

The pleasure kept building and building, the tension becoming a hot blur inside of you, until Noah's mouth suddenly stopped completely.

A frustrated cry escaped your mouth while you looked at him. You were this close to complaining to him when he suddenly stood up and reached to bring you to your feet.

"This is only the beginning, Y/N"

And with that, you found your way to your bedroom...

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#noah sebastian x reader #bad omens fanfiction #bad omens fanfic #bad omens fic #noah sebastian fic #noah sebastian fanfiction #noah sebastian fanfic #bad omens rpf #collapsedglasshouseswrites

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sunshineandviolets · 10 months

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tagging my ocs as dolls

y'all should've seen this coming tbh (under read more cause its a lot)

Rekha as Barbie (girlboss, top of the world, she's everything)

Raini as Bratz (passion for fashion, a diva )

Mai as Monster High (freaky, a lil weird, ghoul at heart)

Shanaya as Ever After High (believer in destiny, finding her story)

Crystal as Rainbow High (embracing her weirdness through art & design)

Nilam as Shadow High (alternative / dark aesthetic, opposite to xyrs sister)

Chandrika as Star Darlings (astrology kid lmao)

Asher as Polly Pocket (is tiny, chewable clothes, loves adventure)

Shivani as Project MC2 (Science enthusiast girly but make it cute)

Karthik as My Little Pony (friendship is magic, colourful persona)

Safiya as Littlest Pet Shop (Animal lover, also small)

Tulsi as Enchantimals (lives with nature, animal lover #2)

Rowan as Bratzillas (glam witchy girly )

Bliss as American Girl (history nerd, deep in the past)

Jasmine as Porcelain Dolls (underrated, fragile and handle with care)

Arielle as Lalaloopsy (taking old rags and sewing to create new fashions and loved items)

Aster as Hairdorables (loves to experiment with her hair, trying new styles)

Divya as Wild Hearts Crew (very punky, skater & artsy kid)

Reiko as My Scene (baby barbie girl)

Ananya as LOL OMG Surprise (older sister, dealing with unwanted surprises lmao )

Aditya as DC Superhero Girls (Savior complex, wanting to be seen as a hero)

Isabella as Hello Kitty (a cat person, cute and adorbs)

Autumn as Slyvanian Families (chill, calm vibes - loves the little creatures)

AJ as Pinkie Cooper (dog lover and pigtails girly, wishes to travel to explore the world more.)

Nicola as Mermaze Mermaids, Winter Waves (ice princess, lover for music)

Aleisha as Winx Club (normal girl ends up with new powers, fighting bad people )

Noah as Strawberry Shortcake (sweet dude who likes to bake)

Akira as Integrity Toys Dolls (elegant, expensive tastes, put together)

Cerise as Monster High Skullectors (dark aesthetic, horror vibes)

Minerva as Na Na Surprise (small, fuzzy, wild animal themed)

Kalin as Magic Mixies Dolls (whimsical magic vibes)

Naomi as Betty Spaghetty (messy side ponytail, long & lanky)

Rahul as Disney Dolls (literal disney prince vibes tbh)

Meera as Disney ILY 4 Ever (Disney fan, embroiders and customises outfits to suit her personality/interests.

Logan as Paper Dolls (always changing looks, new face, new name depends on the time & place)

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lxvebun · 3 years

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hello love,

im just in love with your content ! in a world where there’s not enough soft/sweet dabi you really are the sugar in my coffee, and the whipped cream to my hot chocolate

idk if your requests are open (if they aren’t please just ignore this), but if they are, may i request a hc for dabi/hawks with an asexual s/o ?

sending you lots of love thank you for your blog it’s deeply cherished !

-j

Dabi & Hawks x asexual!so

A/n dear anon, who allowed you to be so SWEET. "The sugar in my coffee" the whipped cream to my hot chocolate" sweetheart thats so CUTE i am blushing. Im so sorry for taking so long and also thank you so much for helping me finish this<3 ily

Cw: , curse words. Dabi calls you doll. hawks calls you dove, gender neutral! reader, small mention of violence towards aphobic idiots

Dabi

-♡Dabi being the observant mf he is he 100% already knows way before you even come out to him

-♡he would not confront you about it. He rather waits until you're ready to tell him.

-♡ he would also not make a very big deal about it but Not in a "i dont care way" more in a " i dont see a problem with it way"

-♡"Dabi im asexual."

-♡"cool :D. wanna cuddle?

-♡"??....thats it?you don't mind??Not going to ask any questions??

-♡"ofcourse I don't mind! Im with you because im in love with you..all of you. Why don't you tell me more about it while we cuddle :3 "

-♡ ":,) okay<3"

-♡ he is ofcourse incredibly proud of you and happy for you

-♡he will never stop complimenting you.

-♡"have I ever told you how beautiful you are doll :3"

-♡"yes you have,like 20 seconds ago..."

-♡ cuddles...so many cuddles. Will this man ever stop touching you? No he will pass out if he goes 5 minutes without your attention

-♡ it doesn't matter what you're doing he WILL find a way to cuddle with you.

-♡ cooking? He leans against your back until you're done. Working on the computer? He's your seat.

-♡ man just wants his cuddles

-♡ anyone every stupid enough to say something mean about your sexuality? Alexa please play despacito so Dabi has some nice background music for when he beats them up.

-♡ after that he always pulls you into a big hug and makes sure you understand that your sexuality is valid and you shouldn't listen to assholes claiming anything else

-♡ Dabi loves you so much. He's in love with every part of you including your asexuality

Hawks

-♡ hes so proud of you for opening up about it!! When you told him he just swept you up into a big hug and started kissing you all over your pretty face

-♡ He's also incredibly happy that you felt safe enough to talk to him about it

-♡ Hawks knows that asexuality comes on a pretty big spectrum so he would want to have a conversation with you on what you're comfortable with and what not

-♡ Hawks is already very affectionate But now he's focused on proving to you just how romantic he can be

-♡ Romeo who? Noah who? We only know keigo takami

-♡ Romantic dinners? Check, stargazing?, done, picnics on the rooftop of the highest building around?, yes.

-♡ LOVE LETTERS?? YES ABSOLUTELY 100%

-♡ the moment keigo sees something colored with your flag colors he buys it. Doesn't matter what is lol

-♡ he gets so giggly and happy when it finally arrives😭 please accept whatever he bought

-♡ dove look what I got you :D *holds up socks with the colors of your flag*

-♡:,) thank you baby

-♡ this is the fifth time he got you socks but whenever you bring it up he claims that "its a different length"

-♡ anyone dares to say something rude about you? Ahaha good luck, He will actually cut them with his feathers. Doesn't care about his hero reputation you are way more important than that

-♡ keigo is always quick to reassure you that your sexuality is super valid and you shouldn't question it because some donut said something rude about it.

-♡ Keigo loves you so much and will do anything he can to make you feel loved and comfortable<3

♡dabi masterlist♡ ♡hawks masterlist♡

♡navigation♡ ♡blogrules♡

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ravenadottir · 3 years

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i have no idea if this has been asked before but could we get some jealous lucas headcannons preferably jealous lucas inside the villa (*casa amor*) 🥺ily queen !!

oh??? lucas??? jealous??? hello, darling, i’m here! i’m always here for jealous lucas!

also, thank you anon! i appreciate it!

💥 when mc says goodbye: lucas gets a little concerned, because while he guaranteed no girl would hold a candle next to her, she didn’t say the same.

💥 later that morning: when the new girls come in, he’s mostly thinking “so if they’re here, it means the new boys are getting there as well.” his fists close for a moment there.

💥 the speed dating: all he can think is how many guys have already said that they’re into her, and how many got a smile back. it’s “having a good time” to “they better stay away” with a fist on the table.

💥 the afternoon goes by: and the boys are trying to relax. some of them come up with a game, others are clowning around, but lucas is just chilling on the stretchers.

💥 the night comes: and with it, the decision of sharing a bed. “fuck...” he scrathes his brow. “she’s gonna share with someone, isn’t she?” bobby and noah might’ve been telling him otherwise, but this is lucas we’re talking about.

💥 he can’t sleep. kitchen at 2 am, gripping a bottle of whatever they have that’s alcoholic.

💥 the next morning: “i’m not hungry. just coffee, bobs.”

💥 villa x villa: “if she kisses someone, i swear to god...” when his turn comes, he’s already spiraling into craziness. possibly imagining mc volunteering for the kiss.

💥 mentally calculating: who’s the shortest girl, the oldest, if she could be fast enough to drag someone and have the underwater kiss, or if she’s the one that has to make someone blush, and how she did it.

💥 when it’s his turn, he kisses blake out of spite. “hope she sees i’m having as much fun as she is.” he thinks to himself.

💥 when casa amor wins: “wow... they really... wow...” it goes a little out of control, and his jealousy slightly turns into anger.

💥 they receive the video, and lucas sees mc whispering/touching a boy. chucks the phone anywhere, proceeding to become flushed, immediately saying nonsense phrases under his breath.

💥 the night is no better. lucas tries the best he can to stay calm, but it’s been taking a toll on him picturing mc with six other guys, completely forgetting the fact that she could be loyal. he just doesn’t understand being sufficient to someone.

💥 he wakes up from a very poorly slept night, looking to stay by himself, at the firepit, trying to have his cuppa.

💥 getting the text to go to the beach.

💥 the “stick or switch” ceremony happens, and he doesn’t want to lose face, proceeding to switch to blake, certain mc is switching too.

💥 regretting every second he spent thinking she was switching, and even more when she says “it’s fine, i’m happy for you”.

💥 at the roof terrace, after everyone is scattered, he tries his best to articulate his words, and apologize, but he’s more overwhelmed than he thought he could be.

💥 he watches mc go to bed, by herself, slightly heart broken despite what she said earlier.

what an idiot.

#litg lucas #litg #love island the game #love island the game season 2 #litg s2 #litg season 2 #fusebox #fusebox games #litg casa amor #queue #jealousy

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noorengels · 4 years

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I Don't Want To Be Your Friend 020

It was a free period, one of Engel’s favourite frees since she shared it with all of her friends. However, today she was less than eager for the hour to begin. She could see her friends sat by the window they had claimed as theirs, the one halfway up the stairs, where they spent all of their breaks and frees talking about whatever crossed their minds.

Their chatter stopped abruptly the second they noticed her approach and they looked at Engel with curious yet unimpressed eyes. Engel hated it. Janna moved her legs off the bench she was sat on, patting it twice with a smile to let her know it was okay for her to sit.

At least someone was happy to see her.

“Hey,” she greeted as she sat down, feeling disappointed by the murmured ‘hellos’ she received in response. It was what she deserved though.

She turned towards Janna, who gave Engel a knowing look, grasping her hand before giving it a supportive squeeze. Engel needed to explain herself.

“The first thing I’d like to do is apologise, especially to you, Yasmina, because I was a complete bitch and made a mess of your birthday. So, I’m sorry, really,” she started, the nod of acknowledgement from Yasmina encouraging Engel to continue. “I guess that I had a lot of harboured anger and kind of just... exploded? I don’t know, I guess I just feel like you guys don’t take me seriously. Like, whenever I ask a question, your first reaction is always to mock me, to roll your eyes and stuff. So, anyway, when I asked why we even hate Noor and her friends in the first place, you guys made fun of me and then Yasmina was like, ‘If any of you date someone from that friend group I’d be like are you dumb? Break up with them?’”

Engel could see her friends’ attentive demeanours from the corner of her eye, refusing to look over at them directly to prevent herself from breaking. She could already feel her throat constrict and eyes well up with tears, so she took a deep breath in an attempt to calm down before continuing.

“So I thought, okay, guess I’m never telling my friends that Noor is my girlfriend because I knew how much shit you’d give me for it. Like, when I ‘liked’ Noah, you guys gave me so much shit for it or were just really patronising. But when Robbe said he’s dating Sander and you guys reacted so well, I wasn’t angry that you guys were okay with it. I was angry at the fact that I knew if I told you I was dating Noor, you guys wouldn’t have reacted in the same way. You guys would’ve given me as much shit as you gave me with Noah, or more. I just feel like you guys invalidate my feelings a lot, like anything I think or feel is dumb, but when Robbe or Liv do the same thing I do, it’s suddenly okay. So yeah, that’s everything I guess, and I’m sorry,” Engel explained, tears streaming down her cheeks. Janna’s hand ran up and down her arm comfortingly as she hugged her.

Yasmina was the first to stand up after the three took some time to process her words, sitting down next to Engel. “I’m sorry,” she said, her arms moving like she was unsure of whether she was allowed to hug her or not. “I had no idea you felt that way and I never wanted to make you feel like that.”

Liv and Robbe had made their way over to Engel’s bench by now, crouching down in front of her.

“I guess we just feel like you need to be protected a little bit more than us,” Liv confessed.

“But I don’t want you guys to protect me,” she cried, wiping the tears from her cheeks with her fists. “I want you guys to treat me like a normal person, without any double standards, because right now you’re making it sound like you don’t trust my judgement.”

“We do trust your judgement, Engel,” Yasmina said and sighed, finally deciding to wrap one arm around her shoulder. “Does Noor make you happy?”

“Yeah. Really happy.”

“Then we trust that she’s good for you,” she smiled, letting Engel rest her head on her shoulder. “But if she hurts you, even a little bit, you know we’re going to have to kill her.”

Engel laughed as she listened to her friends’ detailed descriptions of what exactly they would do to her girlfriend, feeling happy in their presence for the first time in a while.

“Don’t you ever keep stuff to yourself, okay? We’re always here for you, and we love you, so you can always tell us anything that’s bothering you, okay?”

“Okay,” she replied with a content smile, wallowing in the feeling of being loved.

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lq picture from pinterest to end this series!! i’m feeling really sad letting go of this story after two months (and a week) since i started it but i hope you’ve all enjoyed it! thank you to everyone who’s reblogged any chapter with cute comments with your reactions in the tags because those were the things that fuelled me most to continue! ily all!

tags: @viri-in-pink @luxandobscurus @boysrunaway @tailsbeth @descensoparcialdeliris @livvyblxckthxrn @sophsfaves

#i dont wanna be your friend #beewens #wtfock #skam nl #noor bauwens #engel beekman #wtfock fic #skam nl fic #noor x engel #beewens fic #i know its a long post but i physically cannot add the read more feature ive been fighting tumblr to let me add it since last night but #it keeps glitching!!#long post

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taehyungsgrowl · 4 years

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i want more Noah 😃 i just love it. what if he has a really bad nightmare and reader are there and they sit by the fire place in readers room. and michael walks by becauae he feelt how Noah was in distress and he sees how reader takes care of him and makes him go back to sleep 😭

omfg i get so soft when y’all tell me you wanna see more of noah bc i love him and so much and michael being soft w kids has my whole heart hello ily

please 🥺

she has a little seat by her fire place (big enough for one person, but lil noah squeezes next to her so she can wrap her arms around him)

maybe he’d been crying so he’s tiredly wiping his eyes against her arm

and she gives his little head a kiss and tells him she’s not gonna leave him and that he can stay in her room tonight and she wont let anyone hurt him - not even his dreams

and noah had been so scared he’d just run into her arms without closing her door so after Michael felt like noah was in distress he starts wandering the halls until he stumbles upon y/n’s open door

maybe they don't even notice michael at the door at first

but michael is standing there like 🥺

he sees the way she brushes back noah’s hair, subtly checking his temperature

he notices the way her voice softens when she’s trying to comfort him

how after noah’s done crying she wont start getting him ready for bed until she’s managed to get one laugh/smile out of him

maybe that’s when michael taps his knuckles against the doorframe to get their attention

and reader is a little embarrassed realizing michael had been watching. especially with the way michael is looking at her

she cant remember him ever looking at her like that

his features were soft and he looked at her like he hung the moon (bc you know mommy issues probably OR alt. breeding kink)

maybe noah is like :-) can mr. langdon sleep in your bed too :-)

and she blushes like CRAZY

it even catches michael off guard gjndfkasgnad

but he laughs it off and tells him he cant because the bed is too small or some dumb shit gsdfjks

anyway im sorry this isn't really a blurb just thoughts ahaha

#michael langdon #michael langdon x reader #noah #michael noah and reader #Anonymous

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ravenvsfox · 4 years

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i was messaging my friend about trc characters as demigods and i wanna know if you have any ideas. right now i’m really into the idea of child of ares adam, children of demeter blue and ronan, and child of athena gansey idk about noah or henry but i really wanna hear your thoughts

First of all, this is fucking dope, thank you for welcoming me into this rad ass discussion!

I honestly definitely think adam would be a child of athena, because as a cursory google search reminds me, she represents wisdom, courage, justice, strategy, strength, skill, etc, which all feels extremely extremely adam. Ares is more into brute force and warfare, whereas athena is about intelligence and bravery in battle--and adam is definitely ruthless in a super measured way, to a highly particular purpose. Certainly not violence for the sake of violence, ya know?

Blue maaaay be in the same boat (daughter of athena), being crafty, whip-smart, and tough as nails, but I also think she could belong to Hermes, being the go-between for the raven boys and the psychics, a looking-glass figure that everyone can kind of channel themselves through, and having the creativity and temper of a trickster. Plus she has the ability to see into the thin, liminal space between life and death, and she’s a thief in the sense that she steals her true love’s life with a kiss lmao

I might put gansey in the realm of apollo just because he has that sunny leonine disposition, and apollo’s also all about (among other things) healing, knowledge, order, moderation, and reason. Gansey spends a lot of time keeping the peace between his friends, he has an endless thirst for knowledge, he tries to think/charm his way out of anything, and he’s also very polished, beloved, and a little bit rich boy superior

Ronan is tricky, but I could see him as the child of Dionysus for sure. There’s something about all of that fertility, wine, and revelry that speaks to his constant kind of bacchic creation in the first couple of books especially, and Dionysus is also all about either joy and religious ecstasy or brutal and blinding rage, which feels very ronan to me. Plus you gotta wander into the woods (hello cabeswater/lindenmere) to find him

I’m tempted to make noah a child of hestia bc she’s often sort of an afterthought, just quietly tending the hearth that keeps everyone else going. She’s described as pure and peaceful and beloved which is hopefully how noah can be now that he straight up slipped out of reality

Henry’s also tough, I kind of want to make him the child of Aphrodite just based on vibes alone?? very into appearances, quick to fall in love, etc

anyway I know this response is super late and I undermined literally everything you said, but here y’are, ily

#trc #pjo au #I guess???#Anonymous #ask

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tinyarmedtrex · 5 years

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Can you do #10 (high school popular kid/nerd au) for pynch? thank you :)

Hello my 1 pynch anon, Ily.

“You know, if you keep staring at him he’s going to think you’re some sort of weird stalker.” Noah commented, tipping his chair back on two legs to see the object of Adam’s affection.

“I’m not staring.” He mumbled, tearing his eyes away and looking back down at his paper.

“Look I get it, he’s sexy. Those shoulders that he loves to show off. That scowl. Meow.” Noah said, pretending to swipe something with his hand.

“Be quiet.” Adam repeated, staring down at his homework. “Someone is going to hear you.”

“Someone like- oh hey Ronan!”

Adam’s head shot up as Ronan walked by, rolling his eyes at something that Henry had said. “Hey Noah, Adam.” The smirk that appeared on Ronan’s face was meant for Adam and he knew it. He nodded back, trying to keep his cool. “Are you two coming to the game tonight?”

“Wouldn’t miss it.” Noah said, “Adam loves watching you play with your-” The rest was muffled by Adam’s hand clamping over Noah’s mouth.

“We’ll be there.” He said, enjoying the way Ronan’s eyes lit up even though his expression didn’t change.

“Good.” He said before turning back to Henry and talking about the game.

“Adam and Ronan sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.” Noah sang. Adam pushed his chair over.

That night the two were sitting on the sidelines, cheering on their team while trying not to freeze. “You’d think they could keep the stands warmer.” Adam said, rubbing his hands over his arms.

“You’re supposed to be more bloodthirsty, that will keep you warm.” Noah replied, jumping up and shouting as Ronan hip checked someone from the other team. The issue was Adam didn’t care about who won the game, he just wanted to watch Ronan. He was good, darting over the ice and stealing the puck with ease. Even with their bulky uniforms Adam could always find Ronan, he moved differently than the others, more like a dancer than a hockey player. Not that he’d ever tell Ronan that, he’d hate it.

“You’re staring again.” Noah whispered. Adam gave him the middle finger.

The game ended and their team won. After, Adam and Noah waited outside the rink, watching the team filter out and everyone talking about their favorite plays. Noah was swapping stories with Henry when Ronan came out, beelining for Adam. He was still in his uniform, just without the pads, and dripping with sweat.

“Parrish, I need help with my chemistry project.” He said, throwing his thumb back, “It’s in the locker room.”

Ignoring the ‘ooh’ from Noah Adam followed Ronan to the now empty locker room. After a quick glance around Ronan was on him, pushing Adam against a locker and joining their mouths. Adam melted into the kiss, his hand running over Ronan’s shaved head as he ground against his boyfriend.

“Asking for help with chemistry after a game isn’t subtle.” Adam said as Ronan’s lips slid down his throat.

“Neither is staring at me in class.” Ronan retorted, his hands rubbing circles into Adam’s hips.

Adam stifled a gasp as Ronan’s lips attached to his neck. “You’re impossible not to stare at.” He mumbled, feeling Ronan’s grin against his skin.

They’d been doing this for nearly two months. Adam had been assigned to be Ronan’s tutor so he didn’t get kicked off the hockey team. At first he’d hated it, Ronan never paid attention and he didn’t seem to care about anything. Adam wanted to quit- why was he wasting his time on some jock?- then Adam had learned how wrong he was.

Ronan had been grumbling about an upcoming hockey banquet that he had to go to- and dance at- and complained that he didn’t know how. Adam had forced him to stand, pulling Ronan into a slow dance position and gliding around the room with him, muttering that it was just a different form of tutoring. That was the first time Ronan had kissed him and ever since Adam couldn’t get enough.

They’d decided to keep things quiet - both knew that the star of the hockey team dating the debate club captain would be juicy gossip and they didn’t want to be the focus of the school, not yet at least.

It had lead to some interesting situations- Ronan having to hide in an art supply closet when someone walked into the room they were making out in, coming out covered in chalk, Adam convincing Noah he had bruises on his neck because of an overzealous vacuum at work. It was a miracle they hadn’t been caught.

“We should get back,” Adam said, his eyes shutting as Ronan palmed him.

“But I just won the big game, don’t I get the prize?” Ronan asked, nipping at him.

Adam wanted to give into him but this was too open- too easy for someone to walk in- so he drew back. “Come over tonight, when you’re done with your post game party.”

“Aren’t you coming?” Ronan asked, his hand idly reaching for Adam’s, threading their fingers together.

He shook his head. “Calc homework.”

“Loser.” Ronan said good naturedly. Adam stuck his tongue out and Ronan pulled him in for another kiss, one that left Adam breathless. Then Ronan pulled back and said, “Prom is next month.”

Adam nodded. He’d have to be blind and deaf not to know, there were signs all over the school and it was in the morning announcements. “So?”

“Go with me.” The other boy said, gauging Adam’s reaction. “I thought about some big promposal but I assumed you’d yell at me for wasting money.”

“I would have.” Adam said as he frowned, confused. “Not really keeping with our theme thought.” He didn’t think Ronan was the type of go to prom unless it was under threat or bribe.

“I don’t care.” Ronan said. Adam could sense how nervous he was, already pulling back from the assumed rejection. But he kept talking. “I want to tell people. I want to hold your fucking hand and take you on dates. Couple shit. Starting with prom. Let me dance with you Parrish.”

"How can I say no to something so romantic?” He said. smiling at Ronan’s phrasing.

“Is that a yes?”

Adam nodded. “It’s a yes. I’d like that too, all of it.” A real smile appeared on Ronan’s face and he pulled Adam in, kissing him again.

#pynch #mostly fluff #tinyarmedtwrites #trc #Anonymous

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cclkestis · 4 years

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hello lovely!!!! i’m here with some Qs for your babies bc i go 🥺💕 when they’re mentioned. i’ll go 🌸&🌿 for inara, 🌻 for eldrevan and maybe a 🌼 for noah bc i don’t know much about him! only answer the ones you’d like to! ily muchly ❤️

allie….i love you sm thank you!! ❤️

🌸 What are some of their favourite things and why? List as many as you can think of!

oooh okay let me see here - a lot of her favourite things are the simpler things in life, because of how she spent the first chunk of it! she loves the stars, sunrises, fresh snow, her friends (who are her family by now), chocolate, reading, the wind in her hair, arts and crafts, cosy sweaters, warming up after being out in the cold, coffee uuuuh my mind is going blank now so i’ll stop but :’))

🌿 What way does your OC show that they care without using words? What way do others show your OC that they’re cared about without using speech?

thinking about this one made me Extra Soft - whilst inara isn’t bad at expressing her care through her words, more often she’s likely to show it through actions anyway - she’ll make someone a cup of tea if they look like they need it, or offer to do something she knows they enjoy if they’re looking down (for example she 100% asks ravi to come colour with her if she isn’t her usual bubbly self!!), little things like that! and sometimes she’ll buy silly little trinkets for the others if she sees one that reminds her of them (especially avery because he collects All the Things)!!

and with others showing her she’s cared about, i imagine it would be very similar acts?? just little things and looking out for her, always having her back when she needs them. even just sitting with her in silence and being there with her means an awful lot to her, and she appreciates the support that their presence brings her!

🌻 What little things do they notice about people or the world around them that make them happy? What tiny little treasures do they find in the normal every day that makes the world seem a little brighter for them?

eldrevan doesn’t make it obvious that he observes as much as he does, given that it just doesn’t seem like something he’s likely to do from an outside perspective. one thing he always notices about people though is how they interact with plants and animals, and just nature in general - and when he sees people respecting and nurturing them it brings him a great deal of joy. being a wood elf he’s always been very close to nature, and he misses not being surrounded by it all the time since arriving in the city, so it always brightens his day when he spots pieces of the city that have been reclaimed by nature in some way!

🌼 Who are this characters friends and found family? How did they meet, how long have they been friends for, could they ever be something more than just friends? What do they look for in a friend or a romantic partner?

another one that makes me soft gosh - okay so noah’s friends basically all became his found family, and they are always all there for each other! he’s still closer to some of them than others but in general there’s elodie (who is very much like a sister to him and sometimes they’re both dumbasses together), felix (who he considers almost as a brother and they are prank buddies who enjoy messing with the others), hazel (he doesn’t know exactly what she’s been through but he will Protect her), sebastian (seb’s level of chill generally balances out noah’s overabundance of energy and they get on well), and axel (the newest addition to their little group, who noah didn’t immediately trust but now regards him as a good friend!).

and finally (left until last because it links into the rest of the question) there’s lyra. they’re best friends and have been for quite some time now, trusting each other completely and always being there to support each other. if you ask either of them they will blatantly deny that they’re anything more than friends, but it was inevitable that the Feelings were going to sneak up sooner or later and by the time that happens, if asked what he’s looking for in a romantic partner, noah’s answer will most likely be “lyra” because this boy really does love her with his whole heart :’)) the two of them just need to stop dancing around each other and guessing whether the other feels the same way before their friends just straight up smash their faces together because it’s so o b v i o u s :’)))

soft oc asks!!

#allie tag #answered #thank u so much friend for letting me ramble i'm :'))))))))#eldrevan being Soft about nature is something that makes me feel all warm #and i always laugh about noah being *heart eyes* at lyra and thinking he's being subtle about it when he is not #ch: inara novak #ch: eldrevan freanea #ch: noah langfield #my ocs #long post #ALSO @ the people who sent me drabble requests the other day #i am working on them i promise!!

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collapsedglasshouses · 2 months

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WOULD YOU SAY I'M WORTHY? || TWO

PAIRING: Noah Sebastian x OFC ; slight Nick Folio x OFC

DIVIDER ART WORK BY @saradika-graphics

SUMMARY: When Eden meets Noah, her life is anything but perfect. Her heart is far more broken than Noah can even guess at this point. Will he be able to mend the wounds he hadn’t caused?

WARNINGS: angst, fluff, eventually smut, mentions of grief/loss, mentions of alcohol consumption, mentions of mental health issues, mentions of illnesses

A/N: OMG. I didn't expect the first part to go that well. Thank you for every comment, like or reblog (especially the rebloggers, ily with all my heart)! im sorry it took me so long to upload part two, i had a lot to do irl. but here it is! i hope you like it!

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Eden had been staring at her phone for forty minutes straight.

After waking up, her thoughts had been running constantly. She didn’t have a costume, she wasn’t in the mood to go out, she had just turned 26. All she had done since waking up an hour ago was shower and brushing her teeth. She stood in her kitchen, still wrapped in her towel and her wet, unbrushed hair just dangled over her shoulders.

She knew she was overreacting, but everything reminded her of the things she desperately wanted to suppress.

She had been staring at Nick’s messages from the previous night with a weird feeling in her stomach. She didn’t even know what brought her to the point of agreeing to go to a party. A birthday party of a man she didn’t know, while she also tried to suppress the thoughts about her own age.

She was snapped out of her thoughts, when her phone began to ring. Her sister.

Should she answer?

She continued to stare at her phone.

The call went away.

Thank god.

She blinked for a couple of seconds, while she felt her heart beating so fast that she actually thought for a second, she was going to have a heart attack.

Then her phone rang again. Her sister again. She bit her lip for a second, before she sighed. She knew, she couldn’t ignore all the calls for the whole day, so she grabbed her phone and answered with a simple “Hello.”

“Took you some time.” Her sister answered and Eden could picture the sweet smile plastered on her sister’s face. Her little sister Raven was four years younger than her. At first, her parents hadn’t really planned on having another child, but when her mom fell pregnant with Raven, they were all over the moon. Eden couldn’t remember most of the time before Raven was born, but she remembered vividly how excited they all were when she finally was here.

She always had been the complete opposite of her older sister. While Eden was rather quiet and liked to be alone, Raven enjoyed the company of each and every individual around her. Raven liked to speak; Eden hated it. Raven was great at school; Eden wasn’t.

Even though they were basically polar opposites of each other, Eden loved her dearly and they always got along. But things had changed after Eden moved away from their hometown. She found herself not liking the company of anyone anymore. She knew it hurt Raven, but at the same time she felt like Raven was the only one that understood her and her decisions.

“Sorry, I was showering.” Eden quietly answered her little sister.

For a couple of seconds, it was rather quiet. It seemed like Raven tried to find the right words.

“I know, you hate it, but I wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday.” Raven began. “Mom told me to wish you all the best from them too, but they didn't want to bother you any longer than necessary.”

Eden swallowed. She knew she had been a pain in the ass the last couple of months, but she didn’t realize she had driven her parents to the point of not even wanting to call her.

She tried to swallow her doubts, before mumbling a response. “Thank you. I’m sorry for being so quiet.”

“Oh… Don’t worry, Eden. We love you.” Raven answered her quickly and tried to sound as happy as possible, but Eden heard the worry in her voice.

“I’m going to a party today.” Eden than exclaimed, to calm her sister’s nerves and seemingly it worked.

“Are you for real?” Raven exclaimed excitedly. “Yes, I am.” – “Where? Who? I-…?”

Eden laughed quietly. She really missed her sister. She really did.

“A friend of mine invited me to the birthday party of his friend.” Eden answered her sister with a small smile on her face.

“A friend or a friend?” Raven then wanted to know. Eden knew for a fact that Raven was wiggling her eyebrows while asking that question.

“A friend.” Eden rolled her eyes. She knew this was coming.

“Sorry, I was just asking.” – “You know, it wouldn’t be this way before you even asked, Raven.”

“Yes, I know. I just wanted to make a joke… I’m sorry.” Raven apologized.

After that, it was quiet again.

“Please don’t be mad at me, Eden.” – “I’m not, Raven. Don’t worry.” – “It was really insensitive of me… Considering, you're not-…” – “It’s really okay, Raven.”

It was quiet again. Eden wanted to cry because of the awkwardness.

“I… You know… Imma... I need to go.” Raven then said and Eden’s heart hurt. This was exactly how she didn’t want this to go.

“Okay. See ya.” Eden then answered and soon the call ended.

Eden felt bad. Everything felt bad. She just wanted to curl into a ball on her couch and never move again.

She looked at the clock and realized, she needed to head out sooner than later, to find a costume, if she wanted to be on time for the party. So, she sighed and got ready. Before she went out, she ate a bowl of cereal and then grabbed her keys.

While she was walking to her car, she covered her head with her hand. It had started to rain like crazy.

Right as she reached her car, her phone buzzed. It was Nick.

Nick: Just wanted to see if you would come tonight… Nick: I mean, since you didn’t answer yesterday…

Eden starred at her phone for a second, before she answered.

Eden: was about to head out to get a costume

She thought for a second, before she texted again.

Eden: maybe you wanna join me?

Nick instantly answered.

Nick: send me the location and ill be there

Eden sat in her car, nervously biting her fingernails as she waited for Nick to arrive. The Halloween store's neon sign flickered above her, casting a somewhat spooky glow on the damp pavement. She glanced at her phone and saw a text from Nick, confirming his arrival.

Nick: two minutes…

She took a deep breath and stepped out of her car, feeling a mixture of excitement and anxiety. The rain had stopped, leaving a crisp chill in the air.

As she entered the store, the scent of latex and plastic immediately crept up into her nose. Rows of costumes, masks, and accessories sat in front of her, ready to be explored. Eden wandered through the aisles, unsure of where to start. Her eyes scanned the racks of costumes, ranging from spooky to silly. She felt totally overwhelmed.

It had been a while since she last dressed up for Halloween. To be exact, it had been about ten years. She also didn’t quite remember what happened on said Halloween, since she had been more than drunk. The only thing she vividly remembered was how she puked her brains out that night.

Before she could think about it any longer, she heard someone enter the store and was soon met with Nick’s broad smile that was almost contagious to her.

"Eden! Happy Birthday!" he exclaimed and hugged the girl for short second while she started to blush like crazy, his enthusiasm echoing through the store. “Ready to find the perfect costume?”

She nodded, trying to match his energy. "Not really, but let’s do it anyways."

For the next hour, they searched through various options. Eden couldn't decide whether to go for classic monsters or popular characters from movies and TV shows. Nick showed Eden some funny and silly options, making her laugh at his playful behavior.

"How about a giant banana?" Nick suggested, holding up a bright yellow costume.

Eden shook her head, grinning. "I don't think so. I prefer my fruits less... inflatable."

Nick laughed with his full heart, before going on with his search.

Right as Eden set her eyes on a black lacy corset dress, she felt Nick’s presence close to her and jumped when she saw him with a ghost face mask on his face.

“What’s your favorite horror movie, Eden?” Nick asked with a deep tone in his voice, while Eden held her chest. Her heart was beating fast.

“Don’t scare me, Nick!” She shouted and shoved him away from her with a small smile on her face. Nick pulled the mask off while still giggling his ass off.

"How about Ghostface from Scream?" Nick suggested, holding up the iconic white ghostly mask.

Eden's eyes lit up with intrigue. "Actually, that's a great idea, Nick. It's simple, yet mysterious. Let's go for it."

“As mysterious as you.” Nick answered while handing the mask to her. Eden smiled a little to herself, not knowing how to answer him, so she just decided to ignore it.

Eden’s eyes traveled back to the black lacy corset dress in front of her and she decided to spice her costume up a bit. If she was going to have fun for once, she was going to do it right.

“Will you try it on?” Nick asked with a spark of curiosity in his eyes. Eden felt how her cheeks heated up at his expression.

“What if I wanted to surprise you?” She answered him boldly and her mind instantly started to race at her sudden change in demeanor. She didn’t even know why she acted that way.

Nick smiled at her cheekily, before they started to add the last touches to her costume. A pair of fishnet tights, some black gloves and a fake knife. Eden decided she was going to wear her old thigh high boots with it.

As they approached the checkout counter, Eden felt a mix of excitement and amusement. She surprisingly was pretty happy about her choice, and even more, she enjoyed the process with Nick.

Exiting the store, they headed back to their cars with bags in hand. Eden couldn't help but smile at Nick's infectious energy.

"Thanks for helping me pick something out," she said shyly but genuinely grateful.

Nick grinned. "Anytime, Eden. Now, let's make sure you turn heads and give everyone a good scare tonight!"

As they parted ways with a hug to get ready for the evening, Eden felt somewhat excited for the upcoming party, grateful for Nick's help in what she thought would be a complete disaster.

#bad omens fanfiction #bad omens fanfic #noah sebastian x ofc #noah sebastian x oc #noah sebastian fanfiction #noah sebastian fanfic #noah sebastian fic #nick folio fanfiction #nick folio fanfic #nick folio x ofc #collapsedglasshouseswrites #bad omens rpf

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bitchryver · 6 years

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controversial opinion you should give us your bi aelin headcanons

sorry this took so long to answer I’ve been on a hunt for receipts x

aelin ashryver is bisexual: a summary

-I’m indebted forever to @blackbeaktrash for pointing this out to me but uhhh remember that post about how Mulan Korra and the short one from the time traveling lesbian game all had one thing in common- the bisexual hair cut ? hello aelins fresh chop in HoF

- the assassin and the desert. every single line. is a wlw tragedy romance ripped straight from a mythology.

- let’s get some direct quotes from the gay awakening that was the assassin and the desert:

“Celaena tried not to look too interested, though the girl was one of the most stunning people she’d ever beheld.”

“And somehow, the thought of returning to Rifthold without Ansel was a tad unbearable.”

“Celaena couldn’t stop her lips from trembling as she asked, “Was it ever real?”

“Ansel opened one eye, staring at the far wall. “There were some moments when it was. The moment I sent you away, it was real.”

“ And I think she sent you away because she truly cared for you.

She hated her mouth for wobbling. “That doesn’t make it hurt any less.”

-like Sam is nice rip but I refuse to believe he was aelins first love interest when ansel exists

- i understand where people are coming from when they talk about malide being canon if manon was a man but….i present example a- ansel and celaena the original gay love story to never happen and yet be laced with romantic chemistry

-anyway read the gayssassin and the desert

-aelin describing every woman she meets as beautiful and ethereal and then men are like…’he was tall. he had sword’

- yrene in tab: ‘wow I’d love to travel and be a healer so I could help people’

-aelin, emptying her pockets: you’re so pretty I love you here’s a sack full of cash is that enough? You’re so talented ily

-she loves swords & swords belong to the gays

-aelin calling cha0l ugly the first time she meets him…compared with yrene, a straight woman who’s immediately attracted to him…..Noah fence but….that was her gaydar trying to warn her :/

-aelins the only one who calls out these dumb ass white frat boys on their privilege and their upper class straight man bullshit!!shes having none of it !!!

-doriman in tog: “hey aelin? would you ever consider putting your life at risk and jeopardizing your safety to be with me?”

-aelin, right before she goes to have breakfast in bed with her beloved idol nehemia:

-while we’re on the subject, aelin taking literal WEEKS to notice if a mans attractive or not but describing every woman she meets as good looking within SECONDS even if she hates them

-Like LOOK

-I mean I cannot relate to the straight experience but I cannot imagine this is how a straight woman talks about women

-SHE DOESNT EVEN LIKE LYSANDRA AND SHES ALL IN THERE TALKING ABOUT HER ‘SENSOUS MOUTH’ IN QOS i mean

-aelin: the woman was built like a mythical goddess…she radiated beauty and sensuality from every pore

-aelin : this is rowan he’s my husband and he’s built like a TANK

-It took aelin six months to realize he was hot compared to literally everybody else who wanted to jump him mere seconds after meeting him(with the exception of manon, a proud lesbian but anyway)

-girl cannot sit in a fucking chair properly!! always throwing herself sideways or dangling off of it or slouching in it or something

-spitting jewels out of her mouth? Performing foreplay in a room full of powerful men and borian? gay

-i don’t know about you gals but I always get a ring engraved to give to my personal (straight)friends when I ask them to spend the rest of their life with me…

-when Rowan’s like ‘aw man can’t wait to get back and go to bed with my wife’ and the next line is like ‘aelin and lysandra were lying together, asleep’

-aelin saw the absolute straight man manic pixie nonsense quail and dorito were throwing at her and was like ‘bummer uhhh fuck both of you?’ instead of wasting her life and energy on men who didn’t appreciate her that’s all bi energy babes!

-aelin and manon having a metaphorical dick measuring contest but with swords

-aelin polishing nesryns dagger and dreaming of buying her a new one

-aelin telling kale that nesryn can speak for herself !!! Shut up!!!

- nesryn: mind your own business brullo lmao #nosy as fuck

-aelin, who had a dagger at this woman’s back not even 12 hours earlier:

-Aedion: haha…so aelin only invited nesryn out to have drinks with us because she needed an extra pair of hands because I was injured….what a smart strategic move

-aelin: nesryn you look lonely do you want to come with us ? Tell me about yourself. What’s your family like? How do you get your hair so smooth? Do you want my social security number?

-aelin loved nehemia so much she dumped stale whitebread and got written off as a terrible character by the Discourse Police: Cha0l Division. that’s love.

-attempting to murder the man ur fuckin after he’s involved in the murder of your beloved gay friend? hm. not a straight aura but #prove #me #wrong

-aelin keeps all her nails long except her sword hands so she can keep the aesthetic and weapon functionality but also keep a gay functionality

- in tower of dawn whomst does aelin write to? out of every one of the royal family ? lesbian icon and love of my life Hasar. aelin sensed incredible chaotic gay wlw energy from ACROSS the sea and knew immediately where the real power was. gaydar in action

- aelin has impeccable taste in fashion and upholstery, unrivaled by any other person in tog

-listen I live with 2 straight people and I promise you. The only one who cares enough about proper home decor, mood lighting and pretty things that were very expensive- is the gay one: me

-all the men hate her all the women love her lmao that says it all

- chaotic disaster gay aelin ashryver. Hurricane wlw nightmare woman tearing through these streets

-made a post about it here already but aelins like ‘fuck I can’t like manon but her fucking sword is so cool jesus christ’ that’s gay

- when aelin finds out manon graciously allowed snorian to have sex with her: I do NOT approve but go ahead ruin ya life lol

-when aelin finds out manon left elide alone in oakweld: what the FUCK did you do to that precious beautiful angel were it not for the laws of this land-

-MANON ‘LESBIAN’ BLACKBEAK herself says aelin radiates a gay aura she’s disappointed when she meets her in eos because all the batshit chaotic neutral gay has been depleted from her due to over exposure to straight men

-manons entire arc re: aelin in eos was ‘i should rip her throat out but i get where this stupid gay is coming from so’

-aelin giving a woman she’s just met the necklace her abuser gave her on her 16th? power move. gay power move.

- i love her so much but she’s. so goddamn stupid. and that’s such a mood

- Getting My Whole Ass Out To Prove Were Platonic Friends …that’s a level of denial I can’t even cover

-don’t know if I said it earlier but when aelin asks Lys to join her and lys says oh are you proposing, aelin..doesn’t say no lmao she’s just like ‘tragically I find myself with a life partner’

-lysandra sleeping on aelins lap while aelin downs 2 bottles of wine and flirts with ansel, while all the men look on annoyed that aelin did all of their jobs for them- gay imagery

- listen if ansel ‘murdered my boyfriend of 5yrs saving the girl I knew for a month’ briarcliff approves of you then…you’re gay. you just are.

-aelin ’ill murder you if so much as make EYE CONTACT with any of my women’ ashryver

- I said it already but. There is no better way to indicate that you are living life as our lady sappho intended than having a plethora of boring straight men hate you.

-That’s one of the things you need to have before they let you be gay

-aelins the only character who’s like- you know what I’m missing from my life? Women. I should go out and meet more of those

-killing the man who murdered your beloved friend in the exact same way he tortured her killing the man who set it up and basking in his blood am I right ladies

-aelin acknowledging she’s pretty because she works at it ? Maybe the only ya fantasy character who cannonically exfoliates, moisturizes, and uses toner and serum??? And you except me to sit here and assume she’s straight ???? In this economy ?????

-and yeah I’m absolutely 100% projecting because i love her. maybe blonde emotional chaotic bisexual fashion icons should look after each other now and then.

what do I know i clearly missed the gay memo where we all hate her now or something lmaooo anyway

#answered #if kingdom of ash doesnt put hasar aelin and manon in a room and have them lovingly beat the shit out of each other #then we're throwing the whole throne of glass away #rowaelin and anselaena are both good btw but celaena absoutely should have got with ansel

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survivormontenegro · 5 years

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Episode 8: “#StayLowAndGoGoGo” - Tom

I MADE IT WOOOOOOOO MILESTONE NUMBER 2

WE MERGED. THANK THE LORD, THE STARS AND EVERYTHING ABOVEEEE.

okay and thoughts. so evan went byebye, which was what needed to happen, super sweet, but him leaking stuff was really a mess. Merge is so exciting, I already love Caeleb, Jones & Mo, three legends already yay!

IM ALSO BACK WITH BENJ MY KING! I HAVE MISSED HIM SO MUCH.

MERGE I AM SCREAMING!!!

I am sorry Evan, we did 100% throw this challenge but hey ajdjdjf even tho we threw this challenge it was a freaking 5-4 points LOL thank god I didn’t do more than just put Marcus Lehman.

Let’s go merge, thank god I didn’t turned into pre merge flop!!

MERGE!!!!!!

IM REUNITED WITH ALI!!!!!!!! KING!!!!!!!!! im so excited omg so we had a HUGE catch up told each other all the tea of each others tribes

He suspected I was the flipper but doesn't care LOL so yay!!! Ugh I have missed him its so great to have him back as someone I can fully trust and rant to about everything! I also had Jones queen to help get me thru the tribe, just wish she replied more lol! ily guacamole . mitch also great, so glad he survived the budva decimation that I caused oops

I don't think anyone suspects me n ali are close, and everyone thinks Julia/ian/Jason are a trio and either ian or Jason have the idol LMAO this is so funny. I was even on call w the tribe and we were discussing it im thinking lolllll ik ali has it and no one else rlly does wowow

we think alex has durmitor idol bc . apparently it was not found pre swap, caeleb claims he made the end but it was gone, jones and mo don't seem active enough to guess

reunited w ian king aswell hes great, gonna meet some new ones like jules aka almia queen and tom the Australian he was cool on the call so its good ik everyone so far on this tribe except 2 ppl really, while 8 people on the tribe have not meet 4 others so I hope im connected well?

I honestly don't know what will happen from here . like is it og vs og tribe? swapped tribes? something new? IDK! All ik is my top 3 allies are ali jones mitch and I want to try get us far !! but idk how to do that so...… stay tuned

Still can’t get over that I made merge AHHHH

But wait...

THIS IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY BUT THE FREAKING COLOR OF THE MEEGE TRIBE IS SIMILAR TO MEEGE IN SWITZERLAND???! AND THE TWO STARTING TRIBES WERE LITERALLY ALMOST THE SAME COLOR. THIS WILL NOT END LIKE SWITZERLAND, IF IT DOES I AM GONNA CRY.

Anyway I got in touch with Mitch and Benj. I talked with Mitch first then I learned it was Benj who flipped during the Noah vote. I mean I honestly thought it was Mitch ahsjdjd but I guess the talk I had with Benj about rocks/ties back then was an omen. Anyway Mitch tells me he forgives Benj so I guess that’s something? Julia confirms to me that Mitch is saying the same thing to her so ok. I then chatted with Benj and he did tell me he was the one who flipped because he was not close enough with Noah to go to rocks for him which is understandable but I’m still weary on Benj.

Tom then tells me Mo and Caeleb are grilling him for JJ and Evan’s demise. Right now Tom feels that Mo/Caeleb/Alex/Jones are a thing and that they’re just using Benj. That’s kinda a good info to use to get benj on our side??

Anyways I don’t know if this is alarming or what but on the tribe call Tom told Mitch and Benj he knew about the Budva idol being found because Julia told JJ and then told everybody. I think Mitch and Benj were shocked that Tom knows? Idk I maybe paranoid but let’s see

Right now me, Julia, Jason and Ali are trying to hide the fact from Benj and Mitch that we made sort of a pact with Tom and Jules to vote together come merge. I trust Tom to know that I think he will vote with us but idk about Jules. Tho Julia and Jason seem to trust her so I hope she sticks with us!!

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I got a vote cover from the choosing thing!! Drew didn’t really tell me what it did but if I had to guess what it was I’d say it’d be like,, a dark week thing where votes won’t be revealed? Who knows tbfh

SO I KNOW I'M TERRIBLE WITH WRITING CONFESSIONALS, but this is my first Survivor game, I'm not used to using Skype and it's weird having to type it to a whole other window just to get a confessional but WHATEVER ILL TRY TO DO AT LEAST ONE A DAY. Even if it's just like about random shit! Even it's just an astrology lesson! Anyways JJ, I mean, Alex is coming at me saying he thinks it's 6v6 now and i'm like......who's gonna tell him. BECAUSE EVEN IF IT'S ME NOT DOWN FOR OG DURMITOR ( i love them but game wise idk if i can hang with them ) I DAMN WELL KNOW other people might not be down for that. I'm just tired of the assumptions though I know Alex means well I'm just TIRED ugh he's a pisces moon too so he'll sense it from me so I better act NOT ANNOYED but I can't help it UGH. Did I miss the people from OG Durmitor? YES! Did I miss the gameplay and none of them calling out JJ on his shit and being surprised that JJ got out for being a crackhead? NO. NOT AT ALL.

okay so merge and I have lots of thoughts, i am gonna do it person by person so i cover it all ahh.

Alex C: Okay he lowkey terrifies me ahh. Like he is quite gamey, and both Mitch & Jules have said he is kinda leadery and potentially a bit pushy? I see him as an early merge boot (ideally), because I think he'll get a lot of attention on himself? He is fun though, and I like talking to him - we will see, maybe if idk Jones/Mo/Caeleb goes he will be a more workable ally from an underdog spot?

Ali: trash, disgusting, send him home, I never want to see that mess...

Benj: a KING, I have missed Benj so MUCH. He is such a, SUCH A KING, i love him, I'm so happy we are back together. I think he could be a great duo for me, since us two being close can be kept quite lowkey ha! We will figure it out, but he is going NOWHERE on my watch

Caeleb: Okay he is like... one of the only other newbies left in the game, and is potentially quite lowkey, so I'd like him to stick around for a while I think ahh! He seems super sweet, and could be someone to go to the end with if my faves go bye bye.

Ian: I've said it since round two, and I will continue to say it. Ian is the biggest threat in the game, I've been knew and I'm not dropping it. I will not allow him to go far, like he is super nice, but also... we are not allowing a threat like Ian to walk to the end.

Jason: Similar to Ian, I'm really feeling duo vibes with him and Ian, maybe even a trio with Julia I'm not sure? He scares me less than Ian, and I'd probs want Ian out first versus Ian? He still is also a king tho, even though I always get vibes that he doesn't like me eeeek

Jones: A legend! I can tell already, I fully get legendary vibes from her. But like... it makes me upsetti spaghetti that I really don't think I can let her get too far, like she... is someone I could see as a season winner, so she might need to go sooner rather than later, although getting her out might be easier said than done tbh

Jules: Okay an icon. Jules we LOVE in this house. I literally stan Jules with my 100% full heart, they know ALL and on my watch? they go NOWHERE. my clout is being used to keep an eye on Jules, even tho they are a much better player than me, and they will be able to watch their own back and go super far

Julia: Witch queen. I want her to go really far too tbh, like I love her and am so happy we have actually been able to work together this season. She told me about her self-vote thing she got from the merge feast, which is a big trust display. I think if I can get her woke about Ian/Jason, she could be a big ally and super important about my game long term. I think if we can get Alex C out particularly (since apparently they have history), then maybe she will be more willing to FINALLY make a move on them.

Mitch: I'm always sketched out by him KASDFA. Like I think he would work with me for sure, but I also like... don't know sometimes, like... he knows I was gonna vote him out premerge, can that go away? I think he could be a good ally moving forwards though , we will have to see.

Mo: MY SON. I MISS HIM. I'M SO HAPPY HE DOESN'T HATE, I THOUGHT HE DID. Its super exciting and like I said before, he is doing super good this season and I'm super proud of him. I wanna go far with him, but I think not being on a tribe with him till merge could be an obstacle to that ahh :(

Tom: Tom is a mega-cracked king. Like he is SO entertaining, and on a personal level I really vibe with him. I will not do him dirty, and I wanna go to the end of this game with him. We will see what happens, would love to be a juror voting for him at the end.

So overall final thoughts. I have a dream F4 alliance of 'The Flippers and the Flop' aka me, Tom, Jules & Benj, since those three flipped on their original tribe and I'm a flop. So I want that as F4, Julia at F5 (but maybe further, I love her too), and then for the rest:

6th: Mo 7th: Caeleb 8th: Mitch 9th: Jones 10th: Jason 11th: Ian 12th: Alex C.

We will see and figure it out and be flexible. Its gonna be a mess, but we will see. I just wanna make confirmed jury, then I just wanna play a bomb game, like finalist-schminalist, i just wanna end the season and my game not being an actual joke KASDFLAS.

hi i just wanted an idol

Okay so i dont know like when the last time i did one of these was but lets just start at last tribal council; I am lowkey so glad that evan is gone and we didnt try anything too fancy he really would've made merge that bit messier. But uhm also why the heck did he have to vote me grrr i wanted to try to not get any votes for a really long time but oh well cant have everything good happen in life.

M E R G E!!!!!!!! Yesssss finally merge has happened the playing field is even and i am ready to rumble. Bit nervous to see where abouts i stand in the tribe because i didnt feel very included in the original durmitor tribe and there are two people i havent met in benj and mitch.

Okay so like wtf is going on right now, sure say hello and all that shit but why is Mo, Alex and Caeleb like proper interviewing me, who do you think you are ELLEN? No youre not please stop investigating on what happened between jj and evan vote offs like i do not owe y'all anything..... i was probably going next if we didnt have that first swap! I am more than happy to tell them like what happened just it will be altered in favour of myself and they wont get the full indepth explanation.

Sorry I don’t have a vid confessional today laid ease

But um ya I think I’m getting TARGETTEEEEEEEEED or at least someone within the durmitor dominators group is. WHich is SKETCHY!! Idk it just feels really obvious since that core group of 4 literally,,, tag teamed all 4 of us first ,,, hello??? Mam?? I get we just met like 2 days ago but you could be a lil more discreet ab everything 😤

But ik we can’t just assume based on that,, If we’re just going by that logic then their hitlist is Alex, Caeleb, myself, then Mo. but idt it could be that,,, concrete?? They could just be playing us like Noah/Michael/Mitch TRIED to do before,, but we got them so ya 🥰 anyways,,

If we can somehow get a plan out of them or at least a name then we’ll be ok,,, that way we’ll at least know what’s going on for SOME PART. Mitch and julia seem kiiiind if close? So hopefully she’ll tell him some shit and come back to me ab it - if I have to play the idol then,,,, I guess,,, I will,,, but I don’t want to. Like let me save it for when IM in trouble at least sksksk who knows,, maybe I AM in trouble and I’m just a crackhead 🤷🏻‍♀️

But ya that’s my rant I’ll be back soon laid ease mwah

Okau so like woo! i won the first immunity of the season how bloody exciting! I honestly was confident going into the challenge however i didnt know whether or not i was going to win. I love the fact that i got shot 0 times so i literally could've gone asleep and potentially still won lol. But at this point my mission of staying low and go go go'ing has to be intact i cannot seem like a big threat in this game it doesnt get me far. So im telling everyone that im surprised and that it was really just based on luck and based on nothing so my target does not grow! So glad to have immunity in this game honestly first merge boot probably wasnt going to be BUT i know this round can get fucking messy so anything could've changed #StayLowAndGoGoGo

okay this is a grr grr angry confessional. WHY IS EVERYONE BEING DUMB AND JUST BEING ATTACHED TO TRIBE LINES. Like I messaged Jones, Mo and Alex about it yesterday, and Jones my meme queen gave like a good response, but Mo particularly I was like... wut?

Like Mo is my org son from all the way back in Azores, so I always have his back... but like... when someone messages you about being uncomfortable with tribe lines and not wanting to stick to them, giving the HEAVIEST HINT POSSIBLE that I'm not attached to like Ian and Jason, your response should not be 'I'm just accepting my fate'... Like that is such a red flag to me, no player should just... be resigned to stuff? Like Mo PLEATHE.

In other other news, we love Jules still. Tom is being weird recently, I think he doesn't trust me anymore, so I think my dream at the moment is a F3 of Jules and Benj, Tom 4th and Julia 5th? Mitch terrifies me (and he knows I shot him, which caused even more distrust), Alex is super nice but is like... evidently not trusting of me, Mo is my son but I wanna SHAKE HIM, Jones is my fave I love her already, really like Caeleb too he is so nice.

I'm just frustrated, I feel like.. people aren't willing to do enough and its making me frustrated I just wanna scream. Like at this point, I expect to go midjury, like 9th, and I'm thinking who I'd vote. I would vote Jules, because they are always on the ball and their read is unmatched, I'd vote Ian because he has playing smart since round one, I'd vote Benj because he is one of the few that has his head screwed up about not blindly sticking to tribe lines.

Of the rest? I'd like to vote for Tom/Jones, but would probs need to see more gamey game from both. I could respect Mitch's story to get to the end, but don't necessarily see myself voting him. I could vote Julia or Jason. The one who is currently least likely to get my vote is probably Mo, I am just... frustrated with him. Like he could do SO GOOD, I just wanna give his head a proper wobble, like.... LISTEN TO ME. I am telling you I would flip just READ KSALDFA.

I ranked who I'd vote for in FTC if I was a juror so far and its currently:

Jules > Ian > Benj > Mitch > Julia > Tom > Jason > Jones > Alex C. > Caeleb > Mo

And the order in which I trust people is:

Jules/Benj > Julia > Tom > Ian > Jason > Caeleb > Jones > Mo > Alex C. > Mitch

I have thoughts. I know its been a hot sec since I have sent one in but I have been just busyyy. So this one might be long and it'll have all my thoughts post-merge.

My first thought: Being reconnected with old tribemate (Jules and Tom). I love Jules. She's so kind and wonderful, might be hard to reach occasionally but when she messages its always full and heartfelt. I think that can go a long way in this game as she's fun to talk to and makes you feel like she's with you. So that also mean shes very dangerous of course. Tom is less so fun. He's kinda sarcastic kinda hard to read kinda edgy. He always acts like he's a little too busy for things. But he is fun and he has fed me a lot of information about Budva post swap, so thank him for that. BUT I'm like lowkey really annoyed with him. Losing that last challenge on purpose was dumb as hell. I know Evan is deceitful and hard to work with, but like hell keep that in your head and get him off as an easy vote right after merge. Because If they hadn't lost and instead we had gone to tribal (Durmitor), then we hopefully would've lost Mitch, secured the dynamic as 7 OG Durmitor vs. the 5 OG Budva, and it would have been much harder for Tom and Jules to chose the Budva members over the numbers. Obviously this works best for me and OG Durmitor but that just means that I don't know what Tom and Jules are thinking and overall that means I can't really trust them.

Second thought: That challenge was actually really fun. It put this merge into perspective and CLEARLY showed where people are at right now. The fact that OG Budva was so organized in their slaughter and got out Alex like hella fast and then me before we got out any of them was so showing. They are tight and they will remain to be tight. The fact that they were able to be so coordinated seems scary as well. AS it might mean that Tom or Jules or even Mitch or Benj is actually working with them to make sure we didn't win that immunity. Plus Tom won it and that is scary to me because I already was wary about trusting him in the first place. Putting thought one and two together makes me wary overall, because that means that together Tom and Jules and Mitch and Benj might be choosing to work with old Budva (I mean Tom and Jules don't have any inhibitions about voting out old tribemembers so) and old Durmitor might just be screwed.

Third thought: Annoyed that I was shot and destroyed second. I thought I was making a good impression with everyone. Maybe its not a good indication but also sad face.

Fourth thought: New tribe members! I love them all to an extent. Ali seems to be fun to talk to and likes chatting back and forth. But also he did say he was surprised I was out so early and since I know that Alex didn't shoot Julia then he was definitely shooting me. So I don't think I trust that all too much and he might be too sneaky. Jason seems nice. Not much to say our conversation has been pleasant but only so. The same with Ian tbh. They seem cool but thats it. Julia is fun and her background makes her seem like a total bad ass and a really cool lady, but she's been soooo hella dismissive of me. I don't like the way she's playing the game. I think she's putting on an act and playing a character to throw people off. I heard she was like sad or crying(?) that someone shot her and Tom confronted me about it. And sure I shot her but like hell thats the game. I'm 90 percent sure she was shooting me. I'm annoyed, and people seem to love her which just makes me think she's being dismissive to me because she thinks I won't be around too much longer and she doesn't have to put in the effort. And that's dumb, like if I do go I really hope this is the start of the Jury because I will have something spicy to say to her in the event she makes it to Final Tribal. Or maybe things will change and I will learn to really like her and stuff.

Fifth Thought: Game plan for tomorrow. My strategy going forward is simply to be not targeted tomorrow. That is truly the crux of it, because at this point I think I might get votes. I know that apparently I have a habit of getting votes in a new tribe (David and then Noah) so honestly I can see it happening, especially if they are worried about Alex having an idol and they got him out of the challenge first just to vote me. But if I can survive then I think I can go a little farther. The power struggle right now is 3 groups of 4 battling. There's the total Budva members, the total Durmitor members, and then the middle ground (Jules, Tom, Benj, and Mitch). I asked Tom who was more important the original tribes or the new ones and he said he wants it to be old but most likely will be new which basically means that he will vote with Budva. So in the event I survive with numbers I'll ride that until I need Alex (and his idol that I'm prettttty sure that he has but I can't be sure) out and will try to rally that we need him to be gone. If I survive but I'm not on the side of the numbers I wanna create a good bond with Ali and Jules as were all newbies and work that until we can start eating Budva from the inside. I'll see though DKSDSKDSK. I don't think it would be wise to concrete that before this first vote because their reasons for voting off JJ and Evan was apparently that they were making alliances with everyone. I don't want them to see me that way.

Sixth Thought: Okay another Idol Bridge BIG OOF. Those are hard as hell, and I am so confident that both tribe idols are gone which means there might be 3 idols out there pretty soon which is scary as hell. Durmitor Dominators are hoping to work together to get it and maybe we can actually use that together rather than having it hidden like this time. (Which I really think that Alex has it but whatev). If I'm idoled out imma be so sad but like also okay thats an okay way to go.

Have fun with this. Feel free to chop it up into mini confessionals or use it in its entirety. Up to you! Love ya hosts ur beautiful

okay a gamey and a dumb update.

julia proper wants to flip on ian and jason which iconic... its truly time. I wasn't necessarily going to vote them out first, but if that's what is gonna happen, that is what's gonna happen.

in a memey update, JJ just got cast in another game and it reminded me of a JJ-ism I never confessed about. JJ was on call and showing me... a pet in a glass box, but i didn't know what the pet was or what it was supposed to be, because I couldn't see it. but he was like wow isn't it cute, so i fully called a stick which was the only thing i could see, cute. a STICK.

anyway so like.... back to game. i think the merge boot will be ian or jason which dun dun dun! its probs overdue and will happen, or it'll be me! we will see anyway

why am i drinking white wine with julia on call at 3am, we are truly the wine mum duo drinking our way till the end

I think I'm in the middle of everything atm, which is a weird place for me to be. I'm not in the center, I'm not looking from the outside in, I'm not really a part of anything major or in any alliances and it's an odd feeling. I know I need to do something to secure myself in something but everything in this game just feels up in the air, it's odd. I don't know if it's just how Survivor is, but it's a very strange feeling not having a proper grasp on what's going on with EVERYONE. I have ideas but not a lot of real confirmation for much besides Jason/Ian, Mo/Jones, etc. Anyways. IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY OKAY I'm boring AF this game

Ok so for starters the immunity challenge ended after 2 hours of its posting adhgfjgs Tom won so big woo for him.

The Budva baes agreed to target Alex/Mo/Caeleb/Jones in this challenge and we got Mitch, Tom and Jules to work with us. Well kinda because the four (Me, Ali, Julia and Jason) of us were the ones who did most of the shooting to eliminate the Durmitor four and we just like went back and forth eliminating one another. I was the first to die in my group so big yikes!! I don't know if that's an omen idk but I do know that I was killed by grandma jones. So I killed grandma too oops!

Anyway, fast forward to today. I got an idol clue from the Hamburger but idk if this will help me get the idol hfjhsgf. So I shared it to Budva Baes and with Tom. Who knows we might get it idk.

In other news, on call Jules flipped because of an earthquake jgfjshgf

A tribe call happened that had almost everyone except Jones and Benj join which lasted about like 3-4 hours?? Anyway, me, julia, jules, jason, ali, mitch and alex played cards against humanity so that was fun!

After Alex and Jules left the call, the five of us who remained then proceeded to plan for the vote. As of now I think we're gonna throw our votes towards Caeleb because apparently he doesn't talk to them that much? I do talk with Caeleb but nothing game related so I guess I'm on board with that. We're not gonna target Alex rn because Julia mentioned that Alex might wanna work with budva people? or that maybe just a ploy, either way Julia and Mitch thinks Alex has the durmitor idol so that's something to be weary.

If I had my way I want to target Jones because during the call, Mitch and Julia expressed how they want her to stay and how they insta love her and to me that's kinda dangerous. But rn I don't think the numbers are their for me to go after Jones. Another hot topic on the call we had was Benj. I'm really becoming more weary of Benj because umm idk even tho we talk I feel like he's hiding something.

So far, the plan is for Julia to approach Jules about voting Caeleb. Jules is important for this vote because she's like in the middle rn and we need numbers. Also ghasgdd julia got a freaking auto-vote on herself for this incoming tribal council so we are screwed if they vote for Julia. Tom is also important but me and Jason have an alliance with him that Ali and Julia are not aware of so he's good hopefully.

Anyways as of now, the plan is Caeleb (which kinda sucks because I kinda like him) but who knows whats gonna happen. Just hope things go in my favor for this vote.

Apparently I’m a secondary target for the vote, but I’m like oddly at peace? Maybe it’s because I’m super tired but being anxious is never fun so I’m relieved that I’m so calm.

This tribal is so freakin messy. Literally everybody be crackheads and I am a freakin crackhead. I knew Mitch was gonna do me in again, I am sad that JJ blew up chances with Tom working with us, and I can't trust Jules because she's right in the middle. I think Benj is still with us. But gosh they'll vote me tonight and I wannnnna survive. If only I could like strongarm whoever has this freakin idol into playing it for me.

Anyways, I love Grandma's boys. They're all sweet and nice and wonderful and I want us to get this to work out. I hope Alex can work his magic, but also I hate that this has turned me into someone who is just riding the coattails at this point. Maybe I need to do some FREAKIN crackheadidness but hell we'll freakin see.

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Jones has the IDOL OOOOOOOOOO. I think she might play it for me if things are looking bad. Literally my grandma is the most amazing I love her. Things be crazy and cracked here in Podgorica but the spice is nice.

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okay this confessional is a call out post, to basically the entire cast except for jules and benj. like its negative and mean, so I'm gonna scream, and then write some actually strategy and smart stuff KLDSAFAS.

Julia. I LOVE YOU WITH MY WHOLE HEART, but. You have got us into such a pickle and are playing the middle too aggressively, dragging me kicking and screaming with you. Why would you make a Budva chat yesterday, to flip on it TODAY, that is such, SUCH a quick turn around

Alex. You are so sweet, and I really enjoyed the call yesterday, but you are already terrifying as an ally and are giving off JJ game vibes. This 'alliance' I'm in, of Jules/Julia/Me/Alex/Mo/Jones... terrifies me, WHY IS NOBODY TALKING. And then I love how Alex was like 'lets vote out someone from each side across two rounds' and then like... suggests Jason, a) one name b) one vote. And then it's like... he goes okay maybe Mitch the following round? Another OG Budva? I have to laugh, I have to LAUGH, this alliance is so fake askdlfaf. I love everyone in this alliance as people, but as allies I'm not feeling it.

Jones. You are a legend, and naming my plants was so fun, but you go so crickets its really scary, like it just looks SO sus. I wish you were more open gamey, I really wanna work with you grrrr.

Mo. Mo is my son, and I love him, but oh. my. god. is he frustrating to play with JLSAKDFAF. I have never played with someone who is so passive and who literally... does not say anything. Like on calls, he is so fun because he is the sweetest and a great guy, but his only comments and contributions have been 'I think I am going' and 'I have accepted my fate'. mo, MO, you can't be doing this and pulling these shenanigans, you are so likable just... give it a go and play the game HNNNGH.

okay that was mean and negative but I fully needed to scream. To clarify my situation, last night Julia made a chat of all the Budvas - Benj after the call, and we settled on voting Caeleb? But Julia wants to flip, and formed this group with Alex of them two, me, Jones, Jules & Mo. Like Julia, I get playing the middle, but this is playing. the. middle. I didn't want to be in such a middle position I hate this so much SKADLFASF.

It's really frustrating. I want Ian/Jason/Alex out because they all terrify me on a game level. But Julia has put us in the middle in a way that we are gonna have NO NUMBERS TO MAKE A MOVE UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Like I just wish she ASKED me before she made a group with Alex that I got dragged into.

I feel like me and Jules have to just... get in with Mitch. Its the only way. And Caeleb too I guess? Like I think the alliance I'm going to need is like... Me/Tom/Jules/Caeleb/Benj/Mitch... like that's a 6, and with Julia might be the numbers we need going forward.

I'm like... not gonna win this season I know it already. Jason is gonna be furious with me, as is Ian. And then I'm gonna have to flip BACK in two rounds. This is literally the exact game I've played before that hasn't worked.

Having said that, the main thing I did wrong before was that I didn't own my moves. So I need to own it, when I vote out Jason I need to talk to Ian and pull me in, so we can just... remove Alex. I just want everyone gone already askdlfa, its so so so tiring.

Here is what I want to happen now:

Ian > Alex > Jason > Mo > Jones > Mitch > Caeleb > Julia > Tom > F3: Me/Jules/Benj

but like... its just... im in such a bad mood about all this, its really... just enough.

Also for the funsies, if I was a juror, at FTC from most to least, this is who I'd vote for so far:

Jules > Benj > Mitch > Ian > Julia > Jason > Tom > Caeleb > Alex > Jones > Mo

So this tribal is shaping up in our favor... hopefully. I think Jason's for sure going now at least. It should be a 9-3 vote if everyone's telling the truth... which would make it so easy to split the votes because I'm pretty sure Jason or Ian have the idol. The most we can hope for is make them think Caeleb is going home for sure.

Pray for me. I don't wanna be a merge boot. I feel like I have a lot more game to play.

im about to save jason and fix all my problems.

i'm gonna push the vote onto ian, saying jason is very nervous and seems like he will play an idol, pushing the vote onto ian. Then I will tell Jason before/after (to be decided) the vote that I saved him, thereby securing his trust so that we can make a move on Alex next round.

I have NEVER played so aggressively, and tried to take control so much in the vote, but Julia put me in a crap situation. But I'm not gonna like... sit here and have it happen, I am here to play a good game, I said so in my application.

I think this is the way of ensuring minimal blood on my hands, and I've wanted Ian out since round two KLASDFA.

I wake up and I then learn that HOW IN THE WORLD ALEX KNOWS THAT CAELEB IS A TARGET THIS ROUND???

Mitch told him? Like what the hell is happening???! I talked with Alex and he says he’s ok with Caeleb which is really weird??

Tom then goes online and tells me Alex has been going around telling people different names and he told Caeleb my name >.>

AND NOW JULES AND BENJ ARE MIA AND ITS REALLY SKETCHY

I am gonna get voted!! I can feel it ahsjdiff so much for my never voted out status :(((

50 minutes till tribal and the plan is to vote out Jason but make Jason think it’s Ian or Caeleb? Unless I’m getting blindsided which in that case, well done. I’m really tired and I just want some Mac and cheese and a nap.

why is the one time alex and jones pip up to squash my beautiful plan. like go back to being crickets at all signs of game talk thank you very much.

alternatively... tom and jules could come in clutch, flipping caeleb to vote out alex that works too.

i'm annoyed with jones/mo/alex they can go. like i've wanted jason and ian out as a duo for ninety-five years, but maybe i wanna keep them around.

Jones is fuckinf PISSED

THESE BUDVA ARE CRACKED AND WANNA CHANGE THE VOOOOTE SKSKKSJSJSKSJ WE HAVE LITERALLY 40 MINUTES

If Jason idols himself, I’m idoling Caeleb and I’m gonna gonna kill someone

If Jason idols Ian and we get Jason out I’m laughing my ass off

If Jason idols himself and I idol Caeleb and I’m SOMEHOW IDOLED OUT then fuck that shit I’ll literally kill someone

I just wanna tell these Budva in space jam then it’ll be ok

I DO NOT WANT TO BE VOTING JASON AT ALL THE FUCK I WANT TO GET ALEX THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BUT NO CAELEB APPARENTLY WANTS TO VOTE JASON I HATE THIS THEY REALLY ARE TRYING TO GET MY HOMIE JASON OUT!!! WAS I CONSPIRING AGAINST HIM AND IAN ALL WEEK? MAYBE SO! BUT I DON'T WANT HIM OUT YET!!! I DON'T!! WE ARE TRYING TO BLINDSIDE ALEX BUT THIS AIN'T WORKING UGHGHGHGHG *STOMPS ON THE GROUND* UGHGHGHGH I HATE THIS GOODBYE

me flipping my vote to make it a 5-4-3-1 sending Ian out... I'm either the second coming of Natalie Anderson or 11th place.

The moment Mitch, Julia and Ali stopped responding to me and Jason I felt it. That we were being bamboozled and it looks like we did.

Tom and Jason were true to me and the end and I love them for that. Screw snake Julia because she really fucking played me like a fiddle lol and fuck Ali, mitch and benj hahahahahahahahaahahahahahHaha Because it really hurts! Alex is a scheming lying bitch and at least Mo half lied to me oof

At least my vacation is saved. I love the hosts, Drew, Seamus, Johnny and Asya for having me. I stan Nicole G forever. Bora Bora will always be my home. Goodbye tumblr survivor!

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ihosgermany · 7 years

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Rites of Passage

Hello everyone and welcome to Day 48, over this time 13 housemates have departed, and the remaining housemates decided to pay tribute to them, listen to this song to get in the mood and lets see what they said.

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Ricky

Billy- I wish you had stayed. I was ready to play this season alongside you.

Colin - Ugh my dad, I was SO EXCITED to play this game with you. Then we got separated bc of the twist and you got first boot. I really really hope we get to play something together again soon!!

Dom - Ricky ahhh i remember throwing away my game in France to save you. Noah fence but thank god you weren't here when I got in the house. I love you but I would never throw away my game again. I was surprised to see you in this cast tho just bc I thought it was second chances but ily nonetheless.

Lauren - thank you for all the great advice!! even though you didn't do to well, your advice helped me!!

Timmy - You weren’t in this game long but you’ll probably be back for Norway.

Eric

Billy - we didn't talk, I'm sorry about that :/

Colin - Rip, you were so outgoing and active in the game and unfortunately I think that kinda made you a target. I think you’re still great tho!!

Dom - We haven't spoken much but you just voted me out of the Circle! How dare you! jk but anyways We haven't talked much but when we talked about BBCan, you were super sweet and fun to talk to! King of 3%!!!

Lauren - super funny and nice! unfortunately we just didn't click to well

Timmy - We never really talked, I hope all is good.

Jevvon

Billy - We didn't talk either, and I'd say you didn't try but I didn't do many challenges either. So I have no room to talk. Haha

Colin - We didn’t talk much and you didn’t really seem super invested in this game but from what little conversation we had I thought you were great!

Dom - UK King. Bummer that we didn't get to play together because we didn't get a shot to in Mean Girls. You're super sweet and thanks for playing Festive 2! aka the game that will never fucking end. <3

Lauren - a flop

Timmy -

Austin

Billy - I think we were just separated until you got eliminated, wish we had gotten to talk more.

Colin - Yikesss we left on rocky terms. Honestly at first you were super easy to talk to, but you were a victim of circumstance in my first bigger move of the game. Then you started calling me out and trying to fight me so honestly I wasn’t that upset to see you go. I hope there’s no hard personal feelings tho!

Dom - I have no idea who you are but you seemed interesting. I heard that double was messy. Rip.

Lauren - super sweet!!! you were one of my favorite people in this game! hit me up for a game of survivor!

Timmy - You were always really nice, I hope everything is going well with your family.

Madison

Billy - UGH WE WERE REUNITED BUT SEPARATED SO QUICKLY :(

Colin - Omg noooo ilysm. I haven’t known you super long and I’m not even that close with you but you are one of my favorite people in this entire community. I was so so sad when you were nominated and I tried so hard to flip the nominations the other way. I’m so sorry and ily.

Dom - MADISON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. When I got told that I was being an intruder for the season, I was kinda bummed out because I wanted to play the entire game with you. The week I came in I was so excited because you were still there and then Ashley and I were there with you. Then you got fucked over in an ugly ass eviction that I still don't wanna talk about. You are such a queen and I'm so honored to be able to be considered your friend. Nothing but love for you <3 Now, to get personal, Somehow you manage to make me laugh every day. Somehow you make me want to actually stay in this community. Somehow you brighten my day every day so thank you for that. I love you so much and i just thought you should know that. No matter what people say, you're a beautiful soul and never change yourself. To quote a very, very, VERY, wise woman, "My big ass fucking chubby fingers."

Lauren - you never talked to me so i don't know what to say...

Timmy - We actually never talked, but I wish you well.

Lexi

Billy - you were going to win hands down. US week was the best time to take you out, and I'm sorry. Even though all I did was vote.

Colin - We literally never talked and you were a huge threat in this game since you were so popular, so you def had to go when we had the chance. I’m really sorry you had to be taken out that way bc it never feels good, but I hope we can play again and actually talk to each other sometime!

Dom - Lexi girl you were too big of a threat to keep around. You were set to win this game because of the support you had in the VL. When Christine won HOH and you weren't selected for POV, you kinda gave up, which is understandable just because I know how bad it sucks. Had you campaigned when you got nominated, you may have gotten more votes to stay and you honestly might have stayed. You're a queen tho!

Lauren - you were such a big voting threat during your time in the game. i hope you understand that it was nothing personal when we got you out. you would have won this game if it wasn't for bbus week

Timmy - You were scary in this game, if you didn’t get voted out in US/CAN week you might still be here.

Ashley

Billy - your short time in the house was enjoyable. I'm glad I met you because you're cool :)

Colin - You are the most iconic person ever. You are so funny and you were robbed. I hope we get to play again sometime!!

Lauren - super sweet!! i wish i had gotten to know you better!

Timmy -

Actual footage of you during this game

Nehemiah

Billy - we didn't talk much either, but our few conversations were pleasant. :)

Colin - Honestly??? I loved the frenemies type dynamic we had. Like we were aligned at the start of the game then at week 4 we both got kinda messy and that’s when the infamous fight of the game happened. Kinda from then on I wanted to keep that whole rivalry going, but I started being even more of a mess and trying to work with you while also backstabbing you at every given opportunity. I feel like I took like a decade off of your life with my gameplay and I am so sorry sdkgjsgjsg. I hope there’s no hard feelings between us on a personal level!!

Dom - Nehe!! I'm so sorry that you got evicted! You fell victim to my plan that kept me safe in the double and I'm super sorry about that. It was super fun to play and talk with you tho!

Lauren - it is very unfortunate what happened to us during the game. i miss you a lot and i hope we get to play another game together!! i hope you're proud that i made it here!

Timmy - For the short time when we were in the same house I knew when you told me information that you were not lying to me. You were always nice to me but game wise you carried a lot of drama with you so I was happy to be in a different house.

Jordan

Billy - we tried working together until we both got nominated. I wish we had both stayed but I'm glad I'm still in the game.

Colin - I think you were the person in this game I was most excited to play with. I’ve heard so much about you and we talked a little bit on the house calls and I thought you were really interesting. Then right after the merge I heard you were throwing my name around and obviously I wasn’t gonna let that happen. So, I had to take you out while I had the opportunity. I hope circumstances are different if we ever play a game together again because I really like you as a person!!

Dom - Whew Jordan I'm sorry that you got evicted! I do feel more than responsible for that eviction just because I led the charge to get you nominated. You're super iconic though and I have nothing but respect for you. Sorry again whew. I'm super happy that you beat your france placement tho bc that was... a season.

Lauren - you are so hilarious!!! i hope we can be friends outside of this game because you give me so many laughs!

Timmy - It was always great to talk to you, you are one of the people who I trusted most in this game.

Jay

Billy - robbed honestly. I wish we had played more closely.

Colin - You are such a sweet genuine person, we only talked like once or twice throughout the game but I loved how honest and straight forward you were. You were only seen as a threat due to you being a challenge threat. I honestly truly love you as a person tho and I hope we can speak again or play again soon.

Dom - You're one of the sweetest people ever! I didn't really know you when I came into this game but I'm glad I do now! I only saw you in HOS15 which you got Madison out in but that's okay. You're so kind and super easy to talk to. It was fun to play with you and thanks for a fun time :)

Lauren - who?

Timmy - We never talked, I hope all is good

Benjamin

Billy - we didn't talk about the game at all, and I wasn't going to try in the challenge until I was told you flopped. Sorry :(

Colin - We weren’t, like, SUPER close in the game mainly due to being on opposite sides the entire game, but you are such a fun, nice person. I remember how much fun it was talking to you on house calls or in pms, because you’re the most interesting person ever. Unfortunately I heard you were also kinda going after me and my allies, and you were also perceived as a popular person in the community, but I’m still really sorry to see you go in such a devastating way.

Dom - You're literally such an icon. From your lipsyncs to Clash of the Titties, everything is so iconic. You literally would've won this game if you didn't have a typo in the endurance competition. (That sucks so bad I feel so bad that the typo happened) Keep your head up because you literally are such a king and I'm super proud of you!

Lauren - super hilarious! i hope we play another org together!!

Timmy - Your intro video and lip sync were hilarious.

Nicole

Billy - it was sad to see you go, because it was so close to the end.

Colin - OMG ILYSM. I feel so bad about you leaving. I wanted to go to the end with you so badly, from day 1 I was so excited to work with and play with you. You are such a queen and I am gonna miss your drag race rambles.

Dom - QUEEN! I LOVE YOU! You were so amazing to work with and unfortunately, that last double eviction came and bit you in the ass. I have nothing but respect and love for you. I was so ready to go to the finale with you, Christine and Colin but I guess we got half way there. Mean Girls? Never happened. Ilysm <3

Lauren -

Timmy - Your RuPaul impressions are only second to Trixie Mattel. Although we never actually talked one on one you were one of my favorite people in this game.

Christine

Billy - Id give up my spot for you. You deserved to be in this finale. Hands down.

Colin - Okay, what the heck happened girl. I was so convinced you were gonna win this game and honestly?? I was here for it. I was so ready for you to slay and win this entire game. Like you deserve it, girl. You are such a sweetheart and I was so so excited when I saw I got to play with you, and even more excited when we aligned early on. It was so fun working with you, I think you are so great.

Dom - Oh Christine. My ride or die. Everything about you is 100% genuine and real. You're nothing but a sweetheart and one of my best friends. I remember messaging you saying that we HAD to apply to this season so we could finally play another game together. So, we did and we got here. When I found out I was an intruder instead of the original cast, I was low key disappointed because I wanted to play the whole way with you and Madison. When I finally got into the game we joined forces immediately and the duo came to life. Whenever I heard your name, I told you and we saved you. When you heard my name, you told me and we flipped the vote. We were untouchable this entire season. When the final double came around I thought we had it. We were so close. You may not be sitting in the finale together, but damn you won this season in my heart. We nominated... TOGETHER. We didn't get a single nomination point... TOGETHER. We made it to the final 6... TOGETHER. We fucking killed this game and you deserve to be here over me. I love you so much. You should especially keep your head up high because you played a phenomenal game and I couldn't have made it here without you.

Lauren - amazing friend and person! i'm going to miss you so much!! i know we drifted towards the end of the game but i hope we continue to be friends!!

Timmy - QUEEN! ICON! You are so incredibly nice and I was shook when you were evicted.

And with that our tribute has ended, the poll to win will be posted shortly so everyone get ready.

#ihos5 #germany

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