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you can't even crucify people anymore. because of Woke
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Scar: So according to the Lutheran lore—
Wels: We actually call it canon—
Scar: Yeah yeah, the canon lore—according to that, Jesus Christ's body is the bread?
Wels: Yes
Scar: And he rose from the dead
Wels: Yes
Scar: Because of the yeast?
Wels: No
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We Don't Talk About Judas (Biblical Encanto Parody)
PETER
We don't talk about Judas no no no
We don't talk about Judas
But
It was the Passover
ANDREW
It was the Passover
PETER
We were all together and we're passing the bread and the wine
ANDREW
Passing the bread and the wine
PETER
Jesus comes through
With some upsetting news
ANDREW
Traitor!
PETER
Are you telling the story or am I?
ANDREW
I'm sorry dear brother go on
PETER
Jesus said 'I'll be betrayed'
ANDREW
Why would He tell us?
PETER
Upon this news, we're all dismayed
ANDREW
The whole room was in chaos!
PETER
Who of us would dare betray?
ANDREW
We're not naming names
But we'll just say
BOTH
We don't talk about Judas no no no
We don't talk about Judas!
MATTHEW
Hey! Grew to be weary of Judas's intentions
None of us suspected his crime beyond comprehension
I equate him to the sound of coins hitting the floor (clang, clang, clang)
How could we remiss
With a kiss, he touches
Failed to keep our Rabbi out of the Romans' clutches
Choking on his guilt until he can't breathe anymore
Gone forevermore
JOHN
Thirty pieces
Of silver in his sack
When the night ceases
He stabs us in the back
He had seeled our doom
Led Jesus to His tomb
ALL
(Hey) We don't talk about Judas no no no
We don't talk about Judas
JEWISH VILLAGER 1
They say He was sacrificed
To pay our cost! (No no)
JEWISH VILLAGER 2
The Romans had dragged Him off
To Pilate, their boss! (No no)
JEWISH VILLAGER 3
He said that Jesus of Nazareth
Would hang on the cross! (No no)
ALL
The Hebrews mourned
Our most devastating loss!
MARY MAGDALENE
He told me
That upon this day three
Not to worry for He will soon rise
He told me
The Messiah will come
And our souls will be made divine
PETER
He told me
Before that next morning
I'll deny him times three
Upon the cock's crowing
It's like I hear it now
It's like I hear it now!
I can hear it now!
MATTHIAS
Um...Judas
Yeah, about that Judas
I really need to know about Judas
Give me the truth and the whole truth
Judas!
ZECHARIAH
Hey the King of the Jews is here!
ALL
He has risen!
(Overlap of Peter/Andrew, Matthew, John, and Mary Magdalene verses)
ALL
He's here!
Don't talk about Judas
MATTHIAS
Why did I talk about Judas?
ALL
Not a word about Judas
MATTHIAS
I never should've brought up Judas!
#good friday#easter#christian memes#christian parody#jesus christ#12 disciples#the chosen#we don't talk about bruno#encanto#song parody#judas iscariot#disney#happy easter#happy good friday
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Happy Good Friday
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257. poke
#happy good friday#also wow this image is crisp#shelly marsh#south park#stan marsh#why did he do this
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on the cross at 33... he should've been at the club
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im like the thief next to jesus that didnt repent but a girl.
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Good Friday Buns
One for you and one for me
Between us two goodwill shall be
I am spending Good Friday at Ava's this year, and will finally eat her Nan's famous Hot Cross Buns! I reckon they are rather the classic recipe, but their fluff and spiciness is legendary! I shan't try to compete with the star baker; instead here is a list of a Good Friday Buns I've made over the years, from timidly traditional to delightfully decadent! And have a very good Good Friday, friends!
Rum Lemon and Manuka Honey Hot Cross Buns
Brandy, Chocolate and Fig Hot Cross Buns
Whisky Cranberry and Chocolate Hot Cross Buns
Rum Apricot and Kiwifruit Hot Cross Buns
Tropical Hot Cross Buns
Cranberry and Apricot Maple Hot Cross Buns
Hot Cross Buns
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do you think jesus was jealous of isaac? did Jesus wonder why God chose to save someone else's son but not his own? was he waiting for an angel to come down from the heavens and save him? my God, my God, why have you forsaken me?
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no more girlbossing. i am girlstruggling
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Happy Good Friday!
As a some-what new Christian I've wanted to say this for a while, I've just been really nervous about sharing my personal life and beliefs. I have come to terms with the fact that some people may not like me because of this but I'm okay with that! If you can't be nice about it, then you can unfollow me, but I'm going to start being more open about this and embracing the love of Christ and all he has offer for me.
Hope y'all can understand that and I hope and pray for everyone single one of you that whatever your situation is, Jesus loves you, and he wants to be a part of your life.
John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only born Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish, but have eternal life. ¹
God sent his son into the world not to condemn it but to save it. ² those who believe in him are not condemned, but those who do not believe are condemned already. ²
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“But... you died.”
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Mutuals I would like to fool around during the procession of the epitaph with <333
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yeah jesus was nailed to a cross but he was never a girl in her 20s living in the 21st century, so who suffered more, really
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Happy Good Friday and Easter weekend ❣️
#jonathan rhys meyers#mara lane#mara lane rhys meyers#jrm#happies for wolfie#happies#Happy Good Friday#happy easter#easter 2023
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