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I may be more trans than I previously thought
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#LMAO#in case you were wondering what I’ve been up to this week#‘oh yeah I’m gonna just write a quick lil unrelated one shot to cleanse my palate after arc 1’#whoops hahahaha
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I,, don’t really have a reason to hold this back and I’m too impatient to do it just in case so here’s another Rescue Ranch AU snippet
@skyloftian-nutcase it isn’t much but here, maybe it will help ease your misery :’) also @telemna-hyelle you wanted to know who I killed? Well, read on and find out :)
TW: Mentions of death/war, general trauma :’)
Numb.
That is the only word to describe what Warriors feels as he rides through the village he once called home. It’s now little more than debris and ashes, shrouded the burned and collapsing shells of houses and stores. He wants to urge Royal into a gallop, and get to his house as fast as possible, but he knows that won’t do. Royal is unafraid as he picks his way carefully through the wreckage. He’s served to faithfully, Warriors can’t bring himself to make the horse sacrifice care for speed. He might get hurt. That, and a part of Warriors knows his family is dead. Granny and his half siblings, Wind and Aryll…he knows they can’t have made it through whatever hell befell their home. He won’t be satisfied until he knows for sure, until he sees their house and…and them…and that’s why he doesn’t urge Royal faster. The longer he stays away, the longer he can hold onto the shred of false hope that says they could still be alive.
It’s foolish hope. And he knows he must squash it, because he has to know. Give them a proper burial, if he can. Honor them in whatever way he can manage, after failing them so badly.
The small seaside house comes into view and sure enough—it matches all the others. Half-destroyed, still smoking, a little. Warriors dismounts Royal, and somehow his legs hold him up. Heavy, mindless steps carry him towards the wreckage. It’s getting harder and harder to breathe. Behind him, Royal whinnies. Warriors spins around to face him—that whinny means someone is there and usually “someone” is a monster. Royal is standing there, ears and eyes open off Warriors’ left. He sees a flash of bright yellow and sea blue out of the corner of his eye and his gaze snaps towards it.
Wind, his little half-brother, stands frozen a few yards away. He must have been standing behind the far side of the house. That wall was mostly intact, which explains why Warriors didn’t see him.
They stand there for a solid six seconds, just staring at each other. Warriors doesn’t dare move. What if this is a dream, or a hallucination, and moving breaks it. He’s stuck in time. His breath is stolen from his lungs.
Wind takes a step forward, and then his second step launches him into a sprint and he barrels towards Warriors with more speed than an angry lizalfos. Warriors is unable to do more than fall to his knees and catch Wind in his arms, wrapping his little brother in a hug so tight his arms ache. He is unable to stop the tears from falling, especially when he hears Wind start to sob. He knows he’s supposed to be strong for him, but Wind will just have to forgive him for it later because in that moment Warriors has no strength for anything else.
They eventually run out of tears, and just sit there on the ground in some degree of shock. The silence carries unspoken terror, of everything they’ve seen, and the only freshly broken grief that they were alone.
“I thought you were dead,” Wind whispers after a long time.
A dozen replies drift through Warriors’ head. “I thought you were too.” “But I’m not. I came back for you.” “I feel dead.” But when he opens his mouth to say something, no words come out. He settled for squeezing Wind even tighter.
“…Grandma and Aryll didn’t make it.”
Ice replaces the blood in Warriors’ body. Did he watch it happen? Hylia, please say he didn’t have to watch.
“I just finished burying them.”
Goddesses. He’s only 14. Why? Why?
Yet more tears blur his vision, and he presses his face into Wind’s shock of yellow hair.
“I’m sorry.” He murmurs. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.”
The words become too wracked with sobs to distinguish them. Wind is silent the entire time. Warriors is ashamed of the way it seems more like Wind is comforting him than the other way around, but four years of ignoring it all finally bubbles to the surface and he is helpless to stop it.
It feels like they stay that way for hours before Warriors finally, finally runs completely out of tears to cry. He allows himself a few minutes to collect himself, before giving Wind one last squeeze and rising unsteadily to his feet. Wind grabs his hand, and he grips it without the intention of ever letting it go.
“We’ll pay our respects to Grandma and Aryll.” He says. “And then we’re getting the hell out of here. They wouldn’t want us to stay.”
Wind nods, and the brothers make their way to the pair of graves on the far side of the house, facing the ocean. Warriors doesn’t remember his legs ever being this stiff and achey. Regardless, they spend another hour gathering wildflowers and seashells to decorate the graves with. The sun is setting by the time they find themselves standing in front of the duel mounds, staring down at the little messy bouquets and colorful shells. They’re both completely silent, shocked and numb and exhausted.
A chilly breeze directs Warriors’ gaze up to the sky.
“…Let’s go. It’s getting dark.”
Wind doesn’t say anything, but he also doesn’t resist when Warriors starts walking away from the graves and, still holding hands, gently pulls Wind with him.
They walk silently back to wear Royal still stands in front of the house, having moved only a few yards further in order to graze. Warriors decides it will be more comfortable for all parties if they ride bareback, and removes his old and worn military-issued saddle off Royal’s back, abandoning it on the ground a few feet away without a second glance. He mounts first, and then helps Wind up, settling his little brother in front of him. With a softy click of his tongue and a squeeze of his heels, Royal starts walking. Warriors turns him northeast, away from the sea.
They’ve only traveled a few yards when Wind lets out an ear splitting wail, laden with grief and sheer exhaustion. Warriors lets him, even though his instincts say noise will attract monsters. He lets Wind scream and cry until be can’t anymore, and he slumps against Warriors, fast asleep.
Warriors sighs gently through his nose, feeling his own anguish swirling in his chest, threatening to escape in a similar manner. He forces it all down, down, down as far as it will go, locking it there with a promise to keep Wind safe.
As long as Wind needs him to be his pillar, he will not shed another tear.
#rescue ranch au#hahahaha I’m pretty sure it gets happier from here on out#I think#whoops anyways#linked universe#rrau warriors#rrau wind#plink writes
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i'm taking moon, bloodmoon and lunar's hats and running away with it HEHEHEHE
NOOOOOOOOOO ANON THOSE WERE THEIR DEFINING FEATURES WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW PEOPLE CAN LIKE AND REBLOG TO SLAP THEIR BALD HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /silly
Oh nevermind Lunar doesn’t care. They have a lil forehead moon thing that makes em look pretty normal
Wow a productive hat haul for anon 😁 hey wait what’s that over there
#asks#anon#xero creations#SORRY I HAD FUN WITH THIS ABAHAGSJWBSJD#i IMMEDIATELY toon this as a chance to draw the most dramatic poses possible#and then i remembered bloodmoon is more likely 2 kill than cry HAHAHAHA#rip anon hope the 5 minutes of Cool Hat was worth it /silly#tsams#lunar#bloodmoon#moon#EDIT I FORGIT THE IDS WHOOPS#they’re there now LOL
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I read your thing about stridercest. I didn’t super like the ship (I’m more of a lalondecest girlie) but I respect the hell out of the textual analysis you did. Anyway do you have any good fic recommendations? I want to see what you see in it.
oh fuck yeah i love sharing ship stuff especially with ppl who dont usually go here and vice versa for me. its like hell yeah im digging in sand and its fun i love my sand and then i turn around and woah i had no idea there was even MORE sand just behind me ya dig? that might not have made any sense hahaha. its the joy of trading pokemon cards except with ships
but okay heres some of my current faves. bear in mind i read mostly M and E rated stuff but ive got a sprinklin of lower ratings in here too. im also gonna categorize this list by stridercest flavour. theres a lot so this turned out like ridiculously long
anyone else goin through this feel free to link yalls faves in the replies too cause im ravenous. especially if its haldirk. im constantly craving haldirk
guardiancest
doku line terminus & two steps away from the county line by lildogie
these first cause theyre my ultra faves rn and i cant get enough of this au. set in the same universe but county line is the prequel. a/b/o verse with lotsa interesting political stuff and also interpersonal dynamics. dave & dirk are there too and are real cute. its also got mysterious time travelling. i really cant sell these two enough like i am not doin these justice
davedirk / dirkdave
if i woke up next to you by bumbly | G, ~2,700 words, complete. SUPER sweet relationship study, made me fuckin melt. this author has really good stuff for other ships too but mind the archive warnings
dont joke about hentai face broctopus transplants im eating cheese n onion pringles here by smrtnik | M, ~1k words, complete.
this one made me fuckin melt its so tender. it truly feels like were peeking into their life together. also great title
Stasis State by Caeslin | T, ~3k words, complete.
another really intimate feeling one. its so fuckin sweet. mind the tags for typical dirk suicide attempt but its not on screen its moreso the recovery and how dave is affected by it
“stupid fucking bullshit” ad nauseam by anon | T, 13.7k words, complete.
REALLY GOOD AU. trans striders, fade to black sex scene. the boys are cute and you can feel how much theyre drawn to each other immediately. wish there was more of this
sometimes the bad guy wins by nutrimercenary | E, ~7.5k words, ongoing.
wow. oh wow. ive been looking for a davedirk fic like this for a long time. PLEASE read the warnings and tags but its so fuckin good. a crossdimentional narrative tug-o-war between dave and ult dirk i fuckin love it
got it goin on by bumbly | E, 7.5k words, complete.
dirk indulges daves mommy kink after prying it outta him. its cute and funny and sexy it made me smile. their dynamic is sooo sweet
helping hands by ghostlyAnarchist | E, 5.1k words, complete.
THIS IS SO GOOD. its got trans man dave and is genuinely one of the hottest transmasc fics ive read so far and boy howdy ive read a lot. slight warning for dysphoria discussion but its not too bad its all just hot af
a dick-sucking venn diagram by Elendraug | E, 10k words, complete.
first off domestic af. very established relationship and you can tell. its so fuckin sweet. i looove this one. its like the best kind of silly realistic smut its one of my faves of all time
STILL WITH ME by egbert | E, 8k words, complete.
dave and dirk strife and then fuck in the bathroom. holy shit this is hot. their want is like tangible in this one
brodave and a!brodirk
hardware by orphan_account | E, ~8k words, complete.
dave gets some dick piercings and bro goes insane about them. hot as hell and also features bottom bro which is my fave. its got a couple uses of the r-slur but its also from 2011 so i take it w/ a grain of salt. 2011 and earlier fics are like internet artifacts (/pos)
but you better never pull it by hapaxlegomena | E, 5k words, complete.
wow. WOW. sub top bro and dom bottom dave need i say more. this sub bro activates my cute aggression the power play is great
mars & murrie's by orphan_account | E, 6.8k words, complete.
a!brodirk, omorashi. super hot!!!! alpha dave is sooo embarrassed about his piss kink but dirk wins in the end hahaha. really intriguing which i know sounds funny on an omo fic but read it and youll know. i love this alpha dave
temporal sunset by Plajus | M, 19.5k over 5 chapters, complete.
a!brodirk. holy shit what a ride. this one held me hostage and now lives in my brain rent free (bdum tiss sorry). dirk is terminally ill so i know it wont be for everyone but give it a try and goddamn you wont be disappointed. trust me
a swinging pendulum by ghostlyAnarchist | T, ~900 words, complete.
a!brodirk time/dream bubble encounter. wow just wow. the want. the yearning
immaterial by LPSunnyBunny | E, 1k words, complete.
a!brodirk, trans dirk. holy shit!!!!!! holy shit!!!!! hot hot hot!!!!!!! shower sex sensation control!!!!
haldirk
singular by 2x2verse | E, 6.8k words, complete.
hal has an existential crisis dirk catches him and then they fuck tenderly about it. genuinely so romantic. im addicted to this kind of haldirk. honestly i just recommend the entire series
diagnostics by 2x2verse | E, 2.9k words, complete.
i know i just linked this authors whole collection of haldirk fics but holy crap this one in particular. dom/sub electrostim with sensory deprivation, hal is the dom. i LOVE how hes written here. very attentive domming, great details
A Fatal Error Has Occurred by Mortior | E, 42k words, 4/5 chapters.
oh mortior my haldirk regent. really fuckin good character writing in an au where hal has an android body before the alpha session is started. read the tags for warnings. the tension between them is insane
endangered by Mortior | E, 100k+ words, complete multichapter.
holy fuck where to begin with this one. this is a haldirk sensation. post apocalyptic au where androids won the human-robot war. dirk runs into AR. AR takes an interest in him. dirk takes even more of an interest in AR. if youre gonna read any haldirk read this one
"im basically fucking him" series by Elendraug | T & E, all complete.
so!!!!! fucking!!!!! tender!!!!! really cute haldirk progressing through their relationship
ridiculously late by cinnamonfreak | E, 21k, completed multichapter.
a/b/o au where dirk suddenly presents. REALLY intriguing hal in this one i fuckin love the power play
roboporn by smrtnik | E, 3.9k words, complete.
really fun power play in this one. hal is waterproofed externally but not internally. he gives dirk a handie over his open chassis torso. theres also really sweet snuggling afterwards
#stridercest#guardiancest#davedirk#dirkdave#haldirk#my t#fic rec#theres so many whoops HAHAHAHA#this ask made me really happy though im glad my post caught your eye#like that made me so jazzed
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I'm super normal about that Warden art 😅
I'm super normal about the response to the art 😳
#like dayum I knew //I// liked it but daaayyyuuummm lololol#I underestimated yall hahahaha#ro: warden#remnantation#whoops shoulda tagged the art w rems name too hold on ill do that
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Most things in this world that would fix me would cost money. Unfortunately the thing that would make me worse costs MUCH MORE MONEY (It forgot about University fees)
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“Cor.”
The boy freezes just long enough for Regis to notice before Cor’s face takes on the indifferent mask that he is known for.
“Yes, Your Highness?” Cor is obedient. He is skilled with a blade and with whatever other weapon Regis gives to him. It would be unkind to be suspicious of the boy, but there is a lingering mist of doubt that plagues Regis’ mind and it tells him that Cor isn’t all that he seems to be.
“Where are you from?” An innocent question but it causes Cor to retreat further into himself. In the background Wesk and Cid bicker over food - far enough away they aren’t privy to the conversation Regis and Cor are having - and Clarus is napping under a tree, close enough to hear and act should anything happen.
Regis doesn’t think anything will happen. He knows what Cor is and Cor is anything but disloyal.
“Insomnia.” The answer is short. Clipped. As if it’s been rehearsed but Cor still hadn’t gotten the hang of answering the question.
Regis smiles. Cor’s hand twitches for a blade that isn’t there.
“Cor,” Regis says his name again and Cor looks like he’s seconds away from trying to rip Regis’ throat out, “Please don’t lie to me.”
“I’m not lying.”
“A lie of omission is still a lie.” Regis pauses. “I’ll ask again: where are you from?”
“Why ask when you already know?”
“I don’t know, otherwise why would I be asking?”
Cor studies him, the boys blue eyes hard as diamond as they judge the truth of Regis’ words. Cor’s fingers twitch again and Regis knows Cor is debating whether it’s worth it to try and kill him.
Cor doesn’t move, Regis counts that as a good thing.
“Ask the King,” Cor says at last, “I can’t tell you.”
“Can you show me?”
The word yes seems to echo in the air between them despite never being spoken.
Instead Cor lies to his prince for the first time.
“No,” he says, “I can’t.”
#hahahaha am I writing that fic where Cor is the result of Mors fucking around with magic and human experimentation? yes!#I need a tag for this verse whoops#create a cor verse
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QUADRUPLE DIGITS BABY!!!!
#Finally broke 1k YEEEEEE!#Too tired to think thoughts or plan anything#Just hyped and happy and wanted to share#All of you are such a delight to have around and appreciate Papyrus with ^^#Looking forward to future fun times and fun art!#Thanks so much for accepting Papyrus with fangs into your hearts uwu#1k followers... perhaps that wasnt clear lol...#you are welcome to imagine i broke a thousand eggs tho... yeah... that's in character for me hahahah#🥚🔥🥚🔥🥚🔥🥚🔥🥚🔥🥚🔥🥚🔥🥚🔥#spaghetti for those who read the tags hahahaha#🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝#And you can have a little bone as a treat~#🦷#whoops... wrong one haha... dont mind me... brainrotting about fangs whoopsie~#🦴
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you KNOW it's a good late-night writing session when it ends with an evil grin on your face and the tab for mag160 open in the background
#literally SO HYPED to post this chapter. gonna try to get some of the last chapter written first but guys. GUYS.#not to pat myself on the back but i feel like this is some GOOD STUFF#also it's 7k words again hahahaha whoops#talking shop
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when you casually told me that you could drop me from your life anytime you wanted and it fucked me up for years afterward. and now i'm the one cutting off the relationship slowly but surely. how do you fucking like that
#WHOOPS POSTING TOO OPENLY ABOUT AN ISSUE I HAVE WITH A PERSON THAT THEY WOULD RECOGNIZE IS ABOUT THEM#doesn't fucking matter they don't read my tumblr posts anyway haha#i'll drown it out with noise in a little bit. anyway.#power in knowing i'm the one dropping them. fuck you. you don't deserve the power you held over me#you had my heart in your hand for a long time but i'm cutting your fucking hand off now#not rlly that angry about it. just funny. (spiteful)#anywayyyyyyy hahahaha#bracken when he makes friends with bitches that are either exactly like him or EXTREMELY fucking bad for him from an attachment standpoint#whoopsies#sometimes i can actually find people who are both. if you can imagine that#valentine notes#relationship posting
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one of my red flags is that I see 3-4 characters that just so happen to have the same color codes as a different set of color codes and now when I see that color code in public I have to decide which set of characters I'm going to joke about.
#whoops#hahahaha#red flag#color codes#like i see the colors red green yellow and blue and either think#“HEATHER... HEATHER... HEATHER... AND SOMEONE!”#or#“OMG CLEVES BOLEYN ARAGON AND PARR FROM THE HIT MUSICAL SIX?!?!”
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@monterraverde
[TEXT] I just picked a random series of numbers.
[TEXT] My name is Juliet. I'm a shut in.
A pause as Juliet decided on her reasoning.
[TEXT] My foster mother keeps complaining that I only talk to bots and not real people.
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there was so much going on on those walls so he’s done for now, too much stimulation
#ic post.#wall of text shenanigans#also being told that he wasn't as technologically saavy kinda hurt his feelings#so hahahaha#whoops
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