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lesbianlotties · 1 year

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1, 3, 12, 13, 15, 19, 23, 25, 27! If that’s not too many! Or just answer what ones you want to!

1. favorite fic you wrote this year

like. technically i already answered but i'll take it as an opportunity to mention another face. my Ronance x The Conjuring AU! although I was burning, you're the only light my beloved

3. favorite line/scene you wrote this year

i just remembered so many beloved scenes ghsjdfhgjdf the fight in the rain where nancy throws robin her ring she kept for weeks after robin broke a guy's nose with it for nancy in make my menace into someone you'd adore. or robin and nancy welcoming max into their home with a bat and a gun in If it's bringing me down lmao

12. favorite character to write about this year

Robin. Robin. Robin Buckley my beloved!!! and a little shout out to Wednesday Addams <3

13. favorite writing song/artist/album of this year

i hope i'm not completely misunderstanding this and it really is about music i listen to while writing... anyway!! i'd say pretty much 90% of my fics these years were written while listening to Maya Hawke/Lucy Dacus/Florence and the machine/Mitski as if the titles weren't enough to guess hgjdfhgjf

15. something you learned this year

I LEARNED SO MUCH 😭 i can't say just one thing. hm. i learned.... well, i knew but i make myself remember that writing fanfic is not a waste of time and as long as i enjoy it it's definitely worth it!! and i definitely enjoy it. i learned to stop overthinking about the number of comments and instead picturing every kudos as a person standing in a room and wow that really helps!!! i learned that a. posting something anonymously is fun but also b. being bold and posting something publicly is also fun. i learned that i should start keeping bookmarks 😭 i learned that having a beta reader can be so so helpful and also fun!!

19. any new fics to start next year

I WILL WRITE THE MERMAID BAR AU I WILL!!!! and also a very very special super secret projecy that i unfortunately i have to finish writing completely before posting it but i WILL DO IT

23. fics you wanted to write but didn’t

hmm surprisingly i can't think of anything for ronance. but!!! the Yellowjackets x The Wilds crossover of my dreams... it could still happen!! what else... oh i wanted to write something for Gunpowder Milkshake and I had such a clear idea for it and then i didn't write it 😔 and!!! i still think about my Fear Street x Squid Game AU because that would've been my best fic ever and yet 😭

25. a fic you read this year you would recommend everyone read

what if i said... YOURS dancing in the moonlight

i really want to share more but i have awful memory and i dont even keep bookmarks because i'm a mess i'm sorry 😭

27. favorite fanfic author of the year

okay we're back to bad memory and no bookmarks but i remember cityseeker deeply affecting me so there goes another shout out!!!

fanfic end of the year asks

#thank you so much omg i loved answering all of these!!!#answered #candle-lion

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cloudvlog · 8 months

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The Best Netflix Original Action Movies Streaming in 2023

Karen Gillan in Gunpowder Milkshake – Picture: StudioCanal / Netflix For those hardcore action fans who look to get their blood pumping with a big shot of adrenaline & explosions, I stand beside you and salute. Over the years, Netflix has tried in many different ways to satiate our need for shootouts & revenge plots; ranging from big budget bangers with massive movie stars to overseas…

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thetempleofthemasaigoddess · 11 months

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Bellona’s videos masterlist - movies - part 1 (The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit...)

The Lord of the Rings

Boromir and Aragorn meet in Rivendell

The Council of Elrond

Arrival at Lothlorien

The Three Hunters meet Eomer and the Rohirrim

Charge of the Rohirrim

*****

The Hobbit

Gandalf meets Thorin at The Prancing Pony

*****

Push

Opening narration by Cassie Holmes

*****

Taking Lives

“You have something that I want. Therefore, it’s mine”

*****

A Knight’s Tale

William finds his father

Introducing Paul Bettany as Geoffrey Chaucer

*****

Knives Out

Ransom confesses killing Fran and attempts to murder Marta

*****

The Breakfast Club

Dancing scene

*****

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

Dale Cooper talks to Sam Stanley

First meeting of agent Desmond and agent Stanley.

Agent Desmond and agent Stanley talk to Irene

Agent Desmond and Agent Stanley examine the body of Theresa Banks

*****

Van Helsing

The Holy Order

*****

Bordello of Blood

Corey Feldman as Caleb Verdoux

*****

Mad Max: Fury Road

Meeting the Vuvalini

*****

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Jacob meets Nicolas Flamel

*****

The Old Guard

Andy learns an important lesson

“Her name was Quynh”

*****

The Crow

Initial narration by Sarah

Darla is cured by Eric and begins to rebuild her relationship with Sarah.

*****

Kill Bill

Black Mamba (The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo) vs. Gogo Yubari

*****

Stand by Me

Chris’ gun and Dennis’ cap

Gordie confronts Ace

*****

The Mummy

“I… am a librarian!”

*****

Dragonheart

Draco heals Prince Einon

Bowen names Draco and Dragons’ Heaven

Bowen meets the spirit of King Arthur

*****

Kickboxer: Vengeance

Kurt trains with master Durand - part one

Kurt trains with master Durand - part two

*****

Lady Bloodfight

The first round of the Kumite - part one of four

The second round of the Kumite - part two

Jane vs Svietta - part three

The final of the Kumite - part four

*****

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Lucy meets Tumnus

Meeting Aslan

The coronation of the Kings and Queens of Narnia

*****

St. Trinian’s

Annabelle arrives at the school and meets the various cliques

*****

The Three Musketeers

“Three duels in one day…”

*****

Dream a Little Dream

Bobby asks Lainie out

*****

Aquaman

“Are you that fish boy from the TV?”

The story of Tom and Atlanna - part one

The story of Tom and Atlanna - part two

*****

Night at the Museum

Larry releases Ahkmenrah

*****

Footloose

Ren teaches Willard to dance

Ren anger-dancing to Moving Pictures’s Never

The tractor chicken race

*****

The Warriors

The Warriors & the other gangs

Swan and Mercy’s conversation on the tracks

The Warriors vs. The Punks

*****

Eagle vs Shark

Lily and Jarrod

*****

Flatliners

Nelson convinces David to help him

David Labraccio apologizes to Winnie Hicks for having bullied her when they were kids

*****

Renegades

Buster and Hawk learn to work together

*****

Maleficent

Diaval is transformed into a man

*****

Hellboy: The Golden Army

Prologue

Hellboy and Liz meet the Angel of Death

*****

Fight Club

The rules

*****

The Green Knight

The Green Knight issues his challenge

Gawain meets Winifred

*****

Brotherhood of the Wolf

Mani fighting

*****

Gunpowder Milkshake

Sam meets the Librarians

*****

The Village

Lucius and Ivy on the porch

*****

The Kid Who Would Be King

Prologue

Merlin’s debut

Merlin talks to Alex and Bedders

*****

Seven Sisters / What Happened to Monday

Adetomiwa “Tomiwa” Edun as Eddie the doorman

*****

Young Guns

William Bonney arrives at Tunstall’s ranch

Dinner and reading at Tunstall’s

*****

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

Prologue

Arthur grows up in the brothel

Arthur pulls the sword from the stone

Jack’s Eye visits Arthur

*****

The Last Witch Hunter

Kaulder speaks to Bronwyn

*****

Priest

Prologue

*****

6 Underground

“We find a Seven.”

Ben Hardy as Four/Billy

Ben Hardy as Four/Billy (II)

Manuel Garcia Rulfo as Three/Javier

*****

The 13th Warrior

“The thirteenth man must be no Northman.”

*****

Logan Lucky

Jimmy defends Clyde when a bar patron bullies him

*****

Legion

Michael talks to Jeep and to Gabriel

*****

Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire

Tarak tames the bennu

*****

DOA: Dead or Alive

Tina Armstrong is invited to the DOA

Christie Allen is invited to the DOA

Princess Kasumi is invited to the DOA

*****

Bellona's masterlist

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thesevenwondersofawitch · 3 years

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Get you someone who looks at you like Madeleine looks at Florence

#they're in love #madeleine x florence #gm madeleine #gm florence #florence x madeleine #floreleine #gunpowder milkshake #gunpowder milkshake photos #carla gugino #michelle yeoh #thesevenwondersofawitch #Netflix #Gunpowder Milkshake pictures #Gunpowder Milkshake memes #memes #badass women #badass women in movies #Carla Gugino pictures #Michelle Yeoh pictures

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coramills · 2 years

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So I've been seeing a lot of hype around the wlw "height difference" from around various fandoms and since I deem the people involved in them too small, I decided to give you actually tall wlw content. As a gift.

Starting with "Classics who are Personal Faves"

1. Geena Davis (6' / 1,83) - Thelma and Louise (1991) - does it really get gayer than going on a road trip with your bestie to rob people and blow up their trucks?

2. Claire Stansfield (6'1/ 1,85) - Xena Warrior Princess - "I've always wanted to be inside of you Xena", she says, batting her eyelashes and then proceeding to be as gay as possible at every convention ever (I love her).

3. Uma Thurman (5'11 / 1,80) - Kill Bill I and II - one badass lady beating up ... more badass ladies? I know it's not technically queer but it revolutionized action cinema all the same. Leading to...

"I can't explain how this is queer, I just know that it is"

4. Karen Gillan (5'11 / 1,80) - Gunpowder Milkshake - speaking of action cinema, right?? Here's a whole beautiful movie about women doing their thing and wlw found family.

5. Alysia Reiner (6'1/ 1,85) - OITNB - you cannot tell me running a women's prison is a job for a straight person.

6. Gwendoline Christie (6'3 / 1,91) - GoT - gender bending knight lady anyone?

"That one time up to serial offenders"

7. Missi Pyle (5'11 / 1.80) - Rizzoli and Isles - I have watched this episode so many times it's unbelievable.

8. Famke Janssen (5'11 / 1,80) - How to Get Away with Murder - and also with being super gay. I didn't put the word on there, but I thank whoever did.

9. Jane Lynch (6' / 1,83) and Dot Marie Jones (6'3 / 1,90) - Glee - two lesbian actresses?? On one show??? And both so tall??? Chef's kiss.

And last but not least, "History says gaaaayyyy"

10. Elizabeth Debicki (6'3 / 1,90) - Vita and Virgina - very tall, very Virgina Woolf.

11. Nicole Kidman (5'11 / 1,80) - Virginia Woolf on The Hours - incidentally the same person portrayed, but I put a picture from the Golden Compass because that was probably the role with which Nicole Kidman helped a lot of girls realise they would grow up gay.

12. Saffron Burrows (6' / 1,83) - Frida - anyone who appears next to Frida Kahlo must be queer SOMEHOW but actually telling her she's better in bed than her husband? Excellent.

13. Janet McTeer (6'1/ 1,85) - Daphne - the lean, people. THE LEAN. Go and watch tall ladies be queer right now.

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my-gaydar-is-on-point · 2 years

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Gunpowder Milkshake (prequel)

Hi @verbumproxen!! For you a @gunpowder-milfshake-discord gift exchange pre-canon moodboard of the librarians before they became the librarians! I know its not fic but I hope you still like it!!

I also made you some manips, I think you saw Floreleine already and I also made ScarletMay here and here

I put full screen versions below the cut (because it always looks terrible to have just one picture on tumblr mobile so I cut it in two above haha) and also made some different versions and one with Scarlet pics, I didn't find very fitting ones so I thought it looked prettier without but I know you said you like ScarletMay so the last one has Scarlet pics too :))

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floreleine · 2 years

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~ Library Holiday Cheer ~

A Gunpowder Milkshake X-mas photo story

Madeleine: I know we never really celebrate any holidays, but we should do something for little Samantha! Scarlet said Sam and her father used to celebrate Christmas together, with gifts and decorations and baking cookies and all, we should help her keep the tradition alive!

Florence: well, maybe... But we can't really celebrate all together for too long, someone has to man the library

Anna May: and what if it just reminds her that her dad's dead? We don't need a crying kid on our hands

Florence: just a few gifts then? Or something a bit different from what they used to do, but still Christmas-y?

Madeleine: both! We'll all give her some nice gifts, and we do something together! You could take out your camera, Anna, and Florence you have some nice pictures in your room for a background, and of course I still have a lot of pretty things we can use for a proper photo booth...

Florence & Anna May: *instant regret*

Florence: ...I guess as long as you don't burn down the building trying to bake cookies we should be grateful, huh?

Samantha: mommy what's going on? Why does Auntie Florence look like she has a toothache?

Scarlet: *trying not to laugh* Florence is excited for your surprise is all, she can't wait to show you!

Madeleine (of course already wearing the biggest and brightest props, though she'd hand them over to Sam in a heartbeat): Happy Christmas!!!

Madeleine: we made a photo booth for you! Anna can't stay very long as she needs to go back downstairs to the library, but the rest of us can take pictures of you for as long as you like!

Samantha: *is shy* umm can I have this one? If mommy is wearing the other?

Scarlet: sure, come here let's take a picture for your photo albums

Samantha: I need pictures of everyone else too for a page in the album.

Scarlet: yeah, come on Florence, Anna May, be festive!

Madeleine: *hands out a halo and a santa hat*

Florence: *snatches up the bonnet as the lesser evil*

Madeleine: alright say cheese!

Samantha: you've got to really smile!!!

Florence: *carefully doesn't mention that Sam, who doesn't like to show her braces, isn't exactly grinning in her picture either*

Madeleine: wonderful! This will make a great page in your album, Samantha!

Madeleine: oh, and Anna May, if you're wearing the halo, here are also wings, come on, put them on, let me take a picture before you have to go! ...Aww, you really look cute in it!

Florence: *instantly jealous* I could wear the wings too...

Madeleine: *sees through her immediately* your santa bonnet is also very cute, Flo *kisses her cheek* don't worry.

Florence: *stops pouting and preens* *won't take off the santa hat all day now*

Samantha: *giggles* you guys are silly!

Florence: careful there, we haven't given you your presents yet!

Samantha: *turns to Scarlet* you'd get my presents for me mommy if Auntie Flo is being a meanie, right?

Scarlet: *winks* definitely, baby girl. Definitely.

Manips by my-gaydar-is-on-point, used with permission!

My GM tag list - lmk if you want on/off it: @verbumproxen @my-gaydar-is-on-point @geek-goth-gay @forestcircle @scissoringsappho @badwolfkaily @queencalanthes @nightwhite13 @sapphic-stress @change-the-rules @sarah-fiers @songbookff @phoenixhalliwell @noelevangilinecarson

Happy holidays to you all! <3

I have more Milippa and Andromaquynh photostories over on @lilolilyr, but this is my first in this fandom :)

#gunpowder milkshake #floreleine #scarletmay #gm sam #gm samantha #gm photo story #lilo makes photo stories #lilo creates #mine #mgdiop #tag list #gunpowdermilkshake #michelle yeoh #lena headey #freya allan #angela bassett #carla gugino #long post

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chainofclovers · 3 years

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Picture it: Your couch, 2021. You're watching Gunpowder Milkshake but the dialogue is so well-written all the hot people are just a bonus

#we are finally watching gunpowder milkshake #and it is just jarring how bad the dialogue is #did they mutter it out loud while writing to test if the words sounded like they'd come out of someone's mouth?#also why has michelle yeoh only been in a few minutes so far?!#about me

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lilolilyr · 3 years

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I saw that youre taking moodboard prompts again!! Florence x Madeleine from Gunpowder Milkshake of course please? 😃

Thanks so much for the asks, Lucy and anons!

First anon - you're getting Florence x Madeleine for now, hope that's satisfactory as well!

Second anon - sorry, but I'm not doing any more moodboards to these colour schemes, it's so much harder to do than just picking one or two colours! But at least you're still getting one to the right ship? :D

Third anon: I might! No definite plans yet, but I think I will in the future :) for now, you can enjoy the moodboard, and my fanfics on ao3 (lilolilyrae)

Lucy - thx for giving me an excuse to look for pretty pictures of Michelle Yeoh and Carla Gugino, and I hope you'll like this! ♡

Pls don't reblog this ask reply, instead:

Moodboard to reblog in HD here

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

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patrickian · 3 years

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I got tagged for this so...

Nickname: Patch. It’s short for Patrick and I simply cannot stand anyone calling me Pat, so I forced this one on my friends.

Zodiac: Virgo. My mom is super into this stuff and could give you a full run down but it’s not my bag so this is all I remember.

Height: 5’3” Not short… compact.

Last movie I saw: Gunpowder Milkshake. I thought it was a fairly basic shoot ‘em up with the only twist being that it starred a bunch of women rather than a bunch of men. Nice visuals and threadbare plot.

Last thing I googled: not counting work related stuff (something about limitation periods & COVID) was something related to NHL contracts because I was trying to argue that a certain player was over paid.

Favourite Musician: Don’t have one. Not really at least.

Song stuck in my head: Deutschland by Rammstein. It’s the part thats kinda like call and response. Anyways… stuck like fucking glue for a few days now.

Other blogs: Nope. I do have a twitter… which I try to keep more professional.

Blogs following: Many. Surprising, not all Terror related.

Amount of sleep: 6 hrs give or take. Climb into bed around 9pm, go to sleep around 11, wake up around 5. Get out of bed around 7.

Lucky number: doesn’t matter

What am I wearing: today is work from home day so: grey t-shirt, khaki shorts. No socks. Yesterday I wore my navy suit, white shirt with grey check pattern and decided to skip the tie since I wasn’t meeting any clients.

Dream job: I wish my current job paid more. I work for a legal clinic that handles civil matters for low income people. For me that stuff like landlord/tenant issues, debt collectors, wills & estates, etc. I’m leaving it for a “regular firm” where I’ll handle divorces where people will argue over who gets the four fucking snowmobiles. It will pay the bills and more but at what price to my soul?

Dream trip: New Zealand. Because I want to be one of those (annoying) LOTR tourists.

Favourite food: Pretty much anything salmon.

Play an instrument: I tried to learn how to play the drums when I was like… 10 or something. I sucked at it and gave up.

Languages: English. I have a reading knowledge of German, which means I can muddle through with a good dictionary. I know a handful of Cree words & phrases. I try to read/speak French with a terrible American accent just to annoy my husband who is functionally bilingual like the good Canadian he is.

Favourite Songs: None. Sometimes I relive my ill-spent youth and put on some sort of “top Alt-Rock Hits of the 2000s”. Does that count?

Random fact: You can sue a manufacturer because some lady found a snail in her ginger beer.

Describe yourself as aesthetic things: Ikea catalogue with it’s casual yet carefully curated put together look. It looks very middle-class if a bit rundown. Then you open the drawers & cupboards to find all sorts of weird shit just stuffed in there randomly. Faded pictures of university aged kids in budget shopping LARP costumes and bad pencil drawings of some beefy welsh guy who needs a better agent. A peek into the armoire reveals a collection that would make DI Felix Kane really excited. Under the bed are boxes of random papers and books on everything from knot tying to how to make pivot tables in Excel to goat farming.

Tags: (just going to do a few since many mutuals have already been tagged) just in case you want to :)

@astro-gnome, @keybladeofsteel, @gullbones, @corpyburd, @tsvete, @kittydesade, @seacollectsrivers, @houseocats, @orchiddingme

#slow work day #probably tmi #who cares

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lyssismagical · 3 years

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you were never mine

I’m a bad student somebody stop me

AKA I wrote this on my phone during a zoom call for class, so it’s not the best and it’s kinda messy but here we are anyway

TW: abusive parent, violence, blood

another piece of a shameless au i’ll write one day

There’s an ear-splitting noise that sounds a lot like glass shattering, and Abbie flinches, tucking herself closer against the wall, one arm wrapped around a sibling, more by her feet.

Their mom showing up, out of the blue, was protocol for what started out as a decent weekend. Harley ushered them all off, passing Bentley off to Abbie, as soon as he’d smelled the alcohol and weed on her.

From Harley’s bedroom, they could hear everything that was happening downstairs, words mostly muffled but emotions just as clear as day.

Bentley’s on her lap, Jonah and Dayton on either side of her, Aspen sitting on the other end of the bed, and Sebastian is on Aspen’s other side.

Harley’s room smells like him. Like gunpowder, leather, cheap soap, and strawberry milkshakes from the diner. It makes them all feel safe, knowing Harley’s out there protecting them, keeping them safe, always.

Downstairs, muffled and distant, Harley’s shouting, “They’re not your kids, Macy. They were never your kids!”

And Macy sounds like she’s crying, and Abbie can picture exactly what she looks like in that moment. Desperate and scared and angry, hair wild and eyes tired, reaching out to try to comfort Harley like he was ever her son.

She’s always been pretty, in that hardened Tennessee way. Auburn hair, long but always tied back, skin clear and tan, eyes a dark honey-brown, hands calloused and angles sharp.

Most of the Keeners have a lot of those same features. Especially the oldest, the ones that were Dad’s and Mom’s, not just one or the other. The younger they get, the farther apart they look.

Bentley, the youngest, is Dad’s, not Mom’s, and she barely looks like family. She’s lighter and softer than any of the other Keeners, blue-eyed and a blonde tuft of hair, porcelain skin with softer edges.

“Why is he yelling at her?” Dayton asks. He’s so young, only eight-years-old and he’s facing all this pain and suffering at the hands of the people who were meant to love him unconditionally. He barely knows Mom, doesn’t know who his dad is. He doesn’t understand why things happened the way they did, doesn’t get why Harley’s so pissed at Mom, doesn’t understand why he can’t have clothes that aren’t hand-me-downs.

And Abbie just shushes him because she can’t begin to explain why.

“They’re my babies! You can’t keep them from me! I’m their mom!” Macy’s shouting downstairs. There’s more glass shattering and Abbie pulls Bentley closer when she hears the telltale sound of skin on skin.

“What if I did let you see them?” Harley demands, voice trembling and an octave higher. “Would you hit Aspen too? Would you attack Dayton? Would you scream at Abbie? Would you make their lives hell?”

She can’t make out what Macy says in response to that, but she can guess it’s nothing but lies and grasping for pity.

“I wanna see her,” Jonah says, blinking up at Abbie. “Why can’t I see her?”

“Macy isn’t a good person.” She’s pissed, shaking with the fiery anger that’s flooding through her, and she hates that this it what she’s forced to do. Hates that Harley has to take the brunt of everything.

There’s a future for them, she thinks, as she looks around at her siblings. There’s a future there.

Harley’s set it all up for them, made sure they’ll be ready to get out of Rose Hill one day. He’s going to get them all through school, going to send them off to live their lives, far and wide, doing anything they wish to do.

Abbie’s going to go to New York. She’s going to get a full ride to Harvard, she’s going to be lawyer, she’s going to be successful and live on the coast. She’s going to be the first Keener to graduate high school, the first to go to college, the first to have a real job, the first to make it out of Rose Hill with a future, the first to be be above the poverty line, the first to make it to nineteen without an unplanned pregnancy.

And the rest of them will follow. Aspen, Sebastian, Dayton, Jonah, Bentley, and whichever children will be dumped on them from Mom or Dad or a stranger claiming to have Dad’s child.

All of them but Harley.

Harley will be tied to them until the day the youngest Keener gets out of Rose Hill. Even if they’re lucky enough to be done with Bentley, Harley will be stuck here until he’s thirty-five, never have graduated high school.

“I’ve given up everything for them!” Harley cries, loud enough for them to hear, clear and heartbreaking all the same. “You’ve done nothing but take and take and take, and I’ve had to fill in every gap. I’ve been their mom, their dad, their brother, their sole caretaker, their breadwinner, their chaperone, their everything. And you’ve been nothing. You’ve done nothing for them. The best thing you ever did to those kids was leave them.”

And it hurts like Abbie’s been shot, clinging to her brothers, bleeding out on Harley’s bedspread, dying unable to make a sound.

“I want a second chance. Just let me have the littlest one, Bentley, let me take her and have a second chance at being a mother!”

“You can’t just show up and take your fucking pick!” Harley shouts, a sob caught in his throat. “You weren’t here, Macy! You weren’t here to change their diapers or help with math homework or go to their sports games. I was here! This is about what I did!”

Macy goes to say something, but it goes unheard under Harley’s tearfully loud voice.

“I was here! I was always here when you weren’t! And you know what? I did a fucking good job,” Harley says, shouting and crying and desperate. “Abbie’s captain of the volleyball team and junior class president! Aspen’s got a perfect GPA! Sebastian’s captain of the debate team, he volunteers at the animal shelter on the weekends! Dayton made a solar system for science and got an A plus! Jonah’s running now, he’s talking in full sentences, he’s fully potty trained, and he’s starting kindergarten next fall. Bentley, she’s an angel. Her first word was Harley. I was here! Where the fuck were you?”

“I’m here now, Harley,” Macy says, almost too quiet for the kids to hear upstairs. “I deserve to see my children.”

“They don’t even know who you are!” Harley shouts and there’s more glass breaking.

Macy’s voice drops lower. “I’m their mother.”

“You were my mother too!”

“Please, Harley,” Macy begs. “I just want to see my children.”

But Harley’s never given up that easily, he’s never let anything come between him and his family. “No. Just get out. I’m not letting you see them. I’m not going to let you brainwash them”

It goes quiet after that, save for a few muffled noises every now and again.

“Is he okay? Do you think she- Do you think she killed him?”

Abbie hits Sebastian on the arm. “Don’t say something like that, you’ll scare the little ones.”

“I’m serious. Are you sure he’s going to be okay?”

“When has Harley not been okay, Bas?”

It’s not the truth, Harley’s been far from okay for a very long time. And normally, encounters with Macy ends pretty badly for him.

But there’s nothing they can do. Harley’s strictest rule is that when he tells them to hide, they can’t come out until Harley comes to get them. If Abbie leaves, that leaves Aspen, fourteen years old, to protect them.

Abbie’s job is to stay here, protect the littlest one if, for some reason, Macy comes after them.

It only takes about an hour for Harley to get up to them, shouldering the door open.

He’s bruised and bloody and limping, but he’s somehow got a wide smile on his face. “Macy has officially left the building.”

“What the fuck did she do to you?”

Abbie’s up and over in a second, passing Bentley off to Bas, and grabbing his chin to get a better look at him. It looks like he broke his nose, blood smeared on his upper lip, right eye swollen nearly shut, one arm cradled against his ribs, fingers splayed on his chest. His lip is split open, jaw bruised, glass still clinging to his shirt.

“It’s fine. She’s gone, she’s not coming back for a while. We’re safe and sound. How do we feel about mac and cheese for dinner?”

There’s not much they can say otherwise, watching Harley grin, teeth stained with blood, and nodding to the door.

It’s not like Harley would listen to any of them anyway. He loves them too much to let them talk him out of keeping them safe.

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