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cherryrainn · 7 months

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heii!!! love your onceler oneshots, if ya dont mind, could you write some greedler x female secretary smut? im really interested in the secretary episodes in the oneshots ♡

and i hope u get adequate rest

━━ ✧ 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞 ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

─ ✩ 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 ; greedler (onceler)+ reader (female)

─ ✩ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 ; thank you! i'm sleep deprived but it's okay

─ ✩ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ; just smut

as the secretary to the most successful businessman in town, your days were always filled with the hustle and bustle of corporate life. but being the personal secretary to the infamous onceler had its own set of perks and peculiarities.

you knew that the rumors swirled like a dark undercurrent in the office. whispers of favoritism, secret meetings, and the undeniable chemistry between you and the onceler. the truth was, he did favor you, and not just because of your exceptional organizational skills.

you walked into the onceler's office for your scheduled meeting. the two of you had a connection that went beyond the professional.

as you entered, you noticed him leaning against his desk, a playful smile on his face. "right on time, as always," he remarked.

you couldn't help but return his smile. "wouldn't wanna keep you waiting," you replied, your voice laced with a hint of flirtation.

"oh, and how about after work? i have a few things in mind for the two of us," he said.

your breath hitched in your throat. you knew what he was implying, and you were eager to find out what exactly those "things" entailed. "i'm looking forward to it," you replied, biting your lip.

you felt the sexual tension crackling between you like electricity, the anticipation building as you looked at each other hungrily.

but you knew you would have to wait. after all, there was still a lot of work to be done.

you and the onceler sat down and began discussing business. but as you talked, you couldn't help but imagine what the night would bring, and you hoped that it would be even better than you could have ever dreamed.

it had been a long day at the office, and you were looking forward to unwinding and enjoying some time with the onceler. as soon as you walked into his office, you could tell he was eager for some relaxation too. he smiled at you, and you knew immediately that the evening would be full of passion and pleasure.

you approached him and placed a soft kiss on his lips. he reciprocated, deepening the kiss and pulling you closer to him. you could feel his need for you, and it sent a shiver of desire through your body.

as your tongues explored each other's mouths, you ran your hands over his chest, feeling the firmness of his muscles beneath his shirt. you were hungry for him, and he could tell.

he pulled away from the kiss, his breathing heavy. "i've been thinking about this all day," he whispered, his voice thick with lust.

you smirked, your eyes locked on his. "me too," you replied, your voice husky.

he kissed you again, this time with more urgency, his hands roaming over your body. you moaned into the kiss, wanting him more than ever.

onceler suddenly broke the kiss and scooped you up into his arms, carrying you over to the couch. he gently laid you down, hovering over you as he pressed his lips to yours once again.

your fingers tangled in his hair, pulling him closer. the sensation of his tongue against yours was enough to drive you wild, and you could feel the growing wetness between your legs.

he pulled away from the kiss and moved his lips to your neck, placing hot, open-mouthed kisses along your skin. you sighed in pleasure, feeling yourself becoming more and more aroused.

as he continued to explore your body with his lips and tongue, his hand traveled up your skirt, finding its way to the growing heat between your thighs. you gasped as his fingers brushed against your most sensitive area, and he grinned, clearly pleased with your reaction.

onceler's hand began to move faster, sending waves of pleasure coursing through your body. your moans grew louder, and you could feel yourself getting closer to the edge.

just when you thought you couldn't take any more, he stopped, pulling away from you and looking into your eyes. "are you ready for me?" he asked, his voice low and full of desire.

you nodded, desperate for him to continue. he smirked and stood up, quickly removing his pants and underwear. his cock sprang free, and you bit your lip as you gazed at it, wondering how it would feel inside of you.

he got back onto the couch and positioned himself on top of you, his tip pressing against your entrance. "are you sure you want this?" he asked, his voice almost pleading.

"yes," you breathed, needing him more than ever.

without a second thought, he pushed himself inside of you, and you both moaned in unison. the feeling of him filling you was almost too much to handle, and you had to take a moment to adjust to the sensation.

"fuck, you feel so good," he growled, beginning to thrust into you.

the pace quickly became frantic, both of you driven by a primal need for release. his hips slammed into yours, the sound of skin on skin filling the room.

"harder," you begged, needing him to take you over the edge.

he obliged, pounding into you with all his might. the pleasure was overwhelming, and you could feel yourself teetering on the brink of ecstasy.

onceler leaned down and began kissing your neck, his lips sending electric shocks of pleasure through your body.

"cum for me," he whispered, his voice raw and commanding.

the pleasure was too much to bear, and you felt yourself tumbling over the edge, your climax taking control of your body. your orgasm tore through you, wave after wave of ecstasy washing over you.

you cried out in pleasure, onceler's name spilling from your lips.

as you came down from your high, he thrust into you a few more times before his own orgasm overtook him. he groaned as he released inside of you, his hot seed filling you.

as the two of you caught your breath, he rested his forehead against yours, his eyes filled with desire.

"that was incredible," he murmured, a satisfied smile on his face.

you giggled, feeling thoroughly satisfied yourself. "it really was," you replied, unable to wipe the grin off your face.

#GREEDLER #onceler #y/n #reader insert #x reader #the lorax #ask #onceler x reader #greedler x reader #smut

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k1rameki · 6 months

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yippee its that time again, long hc post about dalia YAY ‼️‼️ i wouldve posted this last week but a bitch has been busy working on otha projects yo 🫡🫡 im hustling atm

also i am on an absolute ROLL with these rn because its fun to hc stuff for my favs (WHICH BTW IM ALSO WRITING UP MY HCS FOR ALDRYX SO STAY TUNED FOR THAT >:3)

@beans2cheese ik youre currently lookin forward to this >:3 thank you for being patient w me its much appreciated ^_^

first and foremost we gotta get the neurodivergency outta the way bc my autistic ass loves making all my favourite characters nd,, also shes got social anxiety and depression bc i have social anxiety and depression ion make the rules

also bigender she/him dalia bc im a she/him pronoun using bigender and i said so

ive spoken about my deaf dalia hc before (AND CROW HAS A SIMILAR HC WITH TABI THAT WE TALKED ABOUT TOGETHER ON DISCORD) but turning off her hearing aid whenever noise is too overwhelming or whenever she cant be bothered to deal with people's bs

CRAZY HIGH SPICE TOLERANCE. she and ayana are the kinda people who eat ghost peppers for fun and feel literally nothing at all

chronically late to every single outing with his friends. like tell him to get there in an hour and she will use that time to nap and get ready five minutes before shes supposed to be there

taller than ayana but not by much, boots on, dalia's 5'10/11, without em then he's 5'7

competitive as fuck and will rage at you for screwing her over in board games or video games, expect to hear a plethora of curse words in both english and spanish

generally speaking too dalia has an incredibly short temper (which im pretty sure is canon???) and literally anything can set him off

she and aldryx are sparring buddies you cannot convince me otherwise, hes the one teaching dalia all these nifty tricks and such ^_^ (also shes a kickboxing pro no questions asked)

once dalia tried b-boying to impress ayana and ended up in the hospital with a dislocated shoulder and a bruised ego

🔻: "babe????? are you okay 😭"

🎧: "psshh im fine the sigma grind never dies" (said dalia as she looked away cringing at herself for flopping that so hard)

and trust me, nobody was letting her live that down

has special nicknames for all her loved ones ^_^ they're either something really sweet and sentimental or incredibly fucking stupid

emoticon user!! over text dalia loves using those cute kaomojis (trust me thats not the energy she gives off around other people especially not her close friends)

has a lot of niche interests and will reference something that either nobody knows like AT all or that is something so embarrassingly unfunny that its painful to listen to

🎧: "damn this greedler fanart goes crazy"

📼: "the WHO NOW"

she has the WORST sense of humor ever. literally anything is making this mf laugh

when dalia and ayana first started dating she made an attempt to keep up this persona of just being incredibly suave and chillgoing but the moment aya kissed her for the first time dalia just fucking melted and turned into a complete dweeb right then and there (she looks back on it and is very embarrassed)

OH AND SPEAKING OF HER AND AYA,, café or shopping dates where they just get food and wander around town together not wanting the day to end, bonus if they stay out late and theres a light display going on outside (boy im boutta make ship hcs for them now hold awn im insane)

#yeaaaah im crazy for this gal #idk bro ive been on a REAL dalia kick recently #i really like her idk why but shes so cool #IM ALSO GLAD IVE FOUND OTHER PEOPLE WHO LIKE THIS GAL JUST AS MUCH AS I DO #^_^#my art #digital artwork #fnf dalia #headcanons #fnf headcanons

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fartquen12 · 1 year

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(IM BACK) yandere greedler x female reader.

HEY GUYZ IM BACK AFTER A FEW MONTHS.... HOPE YALL MISSED ME UWU.... JUST.. ENJOY THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF FART

TRIGGER WARNINGS: onceler being MY version of onceler, Major character death, mentions of rape/non-con, Farts, poop, dookie,eating disorders, bulimia, body dysmorphia (vice versa jhonnythin style yk what i mean) will defenitly offend you if your a mini kyle or mini ravi.

You were here... you finally made it to the shitty place with all the trees you couldnt stop laughing at how hobo this town was... You were.. happy i guess when you saw this weird GUY.. uh wtf.. you thought to your self.

you walked over to him who was fighting this little orange guy..

“No shutu-”

“AHEM.. WHO ARE YOU?”

The fatass dude stared at you for a long time before making a run for it to his shitty houuse...

“um..” you said

“BRO WHO THE FUCK ARE YOY?” the lorax asked..

you just ran to your house.. that was real. And went to bed.

your was awoken by this weird sound... *scratch* you look over and see some creep looking at you through the window..

“OH HELL NAH” you said as you slammed the blinds shut. You coudnt make out who that creep was.. but he continued watching you.. at night.

“GURRRR” you said as a attempted to open my laxative bottle.

*scratch-*

“WHA- DUDAAAA!” you yelled slamming the blinds shut again.

You began making it a habit to keep the door shut and locked and the windows closed.. no matter what.

One day you were staring at yourself in the mirror while laying upside down with your head hanging off the bed. You were bored and were looking around the room. since it was 12:00pm it would be safe too go outside.. but were you gonna risk it..? no. Ever since the creep stole your laxatives while you were gone and put a fan in your bathroom you havent felt safe.. You stared at the doorframe.. when you noticed something... rather... strange. You stood up on the bed to get a better look and to be able to reach it... IT WAS A MINI CAMERA. your jaw dropped and apparently so did your asshole because in that moment a huge flow of dirhea came out of your ass in fear. you ran to the toilet and threw the camera in before shitting all over it. While you shit you thought about everything that camera saw... Every time you scratched your butt.. every time you twerked.. every time you replayed that one abigail blyg and nick furcillo edit... AND THAT ONE TIME YOU CRIED TO “taco farts by mr farts and the band” WTFFF.

You began to cry. as you ran to your bed and slept all day. You woke up at 2:00am to check your house for any other cameras..

*scratch scratch*

“NO! NOOO!.. Listen.. please dont hurt me! stop stealing my laxatives and we can all be friends..”

*silence*

You sighed and ran to the bathroom and cried on the toilet as you ate takis and laxatives and shat like crazy.

“why me!?!?!”

you began scratching your ass s you fell asleep on the toilet.

Next day you finally went out to town to get groceries.. you kept seeing this guy called the.. onceler? He was pretty nice and you felt bad for him about the whole thneed thing. it was a good idea to you but no one else like em i guess.

“Hey! Onceler how are you?” you said attemting to make conversation.

“good.. what about you..?”

“Uhh... ive been okay..? There is this creep who keeps recording me tough i cant tell who though..?”

“heheheeee..”

“what?”

“check your bathroom... y/n” he said smiling.

You ran home as fast as possible slamming and locking your door and seeing it..

Yes. He was the “creep” you thought as you saw the camera in the bathroom you had.

“OH SICK!” you yelled before ripping it down. You heard something knock at your doorloudly and when you didnt answer..there was a knock.. at your bedroom door from inside the house.

You began to panic as you jumped and hid under the bed slamming a hand over your mouth to mask the sound of coughing from the battle with the toilet a minute ago.

Thats when the onceler came int your room and grabbed you straight up from out under the bed and forced a mask over your face with a gas to make you sleep.

You woke up in a dark room. with this weird guy.. even though he had kidnapped you.. even though he had ruined your life.. and he raped you that one time... you liked him.. in a weird way. AFter weeks of treating him like a boyfriend and finding out about his factory and what not. He let you have free access to the house when he left for work. what he didnt know... is that he was going to regret that..

You saw his car leave and when you did you bolted for the toilet. You began throwing up last nights dinner the dinner before that the one before that and.. the one before that.

You had gotten super skinny... what you didnt know was that the onceler was coming home early.

“oh god *cough cough*” y/n said hovered over the toilet.

“I’m home! Ho-”

oh shit.

HE stared at you before running into the bathroom. you were excited for him to see you. you knew he was going to hug and kiss yo-

“GET THE FUCK OUT OFF MY WAYYYYAAA!” he yelled shoving your head away from the toilet and pulling his pants down to shit. But when you continued trying to throw up he got really mad.. with poop dripping down his legs he stood up and began to beat the everloving shit out of you.

“DONT *smack* BOTHER *smack* ME *smack* ON *smack* THE *smack* TOILETTTT *smack smack smack*!!!” he said as he began to break every single bone in your body.. you decided to go into the light where you saw turds with halos on their heads.. Guess moving to that hobo town wasnt so funny after all..

THE END

#yandere onceler #yandere #yandere greedler #greedler x you #greedler x reader #onceler x reader #fem reade #nominiravisallowed #nominikylesallowed #fartquen12 #tankfart12

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ask-blocky-onceler · 1 year

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Do you know Greedler?

-🔅anon

Greedler, do you mean Greenler? The dude who runs the café down town? I've um. Been meaning to introduce myself for a while but I'm a bit nervous in all honestly.