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late-to-the-party-99 · 1 year

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I love the ending of Glass Onion (spoilers beyond this point)! Miles Bron falls because Helen uses his reckless super fuel to burn down his house and the world’s most famous painting. She makes his failings and his fragility plain to everyone. Nobody can ignore that his presentation as a forward-thinking, brilliant man is a lie. Helen wins because she destroys Miles’ reputation. That is the true power of billionaires. That is how they keep the people that protect them and build them up. When you strip away their reputation, you knock out their supports and bring them back down to earth. You turn their “golden tits” into brass, and nobody will lie to keep suckling on brass.

#glass onion #knives out #glass onion: a knives out mystery #glass onion spoilers #glass onion: a knives out mystery spoilers #helen brand #billionaire #billionaires #taking down billionaires #film analysis #character analysis #analysis #late talks #i am sleep deprived but very excited about this film #so I hope this makes sense #miles bron

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reblomb · 1 year

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Just watched Glass Onion and Miles seriously acts like he watched Fight Club once, didn’t understand any of it, but decided to make it half of his personality anyway.

#like. disruptors? Really?#glass onion #glass onion: a knives out mystery #glass onion spoilers #glass onion: a knives out mystery spoilers #miles bron

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dailyflicks · 1 year

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GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY 2022, dir. Rian Johnson

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transjudas · 1 year

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Benoit Blanc calling out rich people’s bullshit

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ayo-edebiri · 1 year

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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery + paintings (x/x)

The Mona Lisa (1503-1506) by Leonardo da Vinci The Last Supper (1495–1498) by Leonardo da Vinci The Scream (1893) by Edvard Munch

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beaulesbian · 1 year

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Glass Onion spoilers ahead! - long post

These parallels in the movie are so *chef's kiss* ✨️

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what a combo these two make! ♥

#this dude got to tell them the whole monologue in the first half of the movie #and then got the taste of his own medicine #love to see it #glass onion #knives out #glass onion a knives out mystery #knives out spoilers #glass onion spoilers #mine #long post #janelle monae #daniel craig #i dont have my pc to make gifs but i needed to put these parallels together! what a movie

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juniperandthistle · 1 year

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The Glass Onion got many things right, but the one I appreciate more each day is that the movie shows that elementary school teachers who taught through COVID are fucking unstoppable and will fuck you up, with no hesitation.

#10k #glass onion #glass onion spoilers #glass onion a knives out mystery #helen brand #janelle monae #benoit blanc #helen taking down bron was no challenge #teaching 3rd graders during COVID in Alabama thats a challenge #god I love her #benoit herd her say she taught 3rd grade and new she was capable of anything #beniot blanc #mine

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stere0typical · 1 year

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One of what, in my opinion, is the funniest reaction to glass onion is people seeing Hugh Grant answer the door and thinking. Ah yes. Benoit Blanc is married to Hugh Grant. Not Hugh Grant's character, but Hugh Grant himself.

And then they are utterly awestruck when in the captions on Netflix he is referred to as "Phillip" and not real life person Hugh Grant

#benoit blanc #knives out #glass onion #glass onion spoilers #glass onion: a knives out mystery

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demonsandpieohmy · 1 year

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I feel compelled to point out that Benoit Blanc showed up to Greece wearing the Greek flag on his entire fucking body:

and I’m 100% sure Philip packed it for him like “darling you know what would be hilarious”

#just to see if any of the shitheads noticed #which of course they didn’t #daniel craig #Hugh grant #glass onion #glass onion spoilers #Greece #benoit blanc #glass onion a knives out mystery #knives out #knives out 2 #lilly rants #Hellas #1k #2k #5k #10k #15k

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dykehoratio · 1 year

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sometimes i forget how wild straight people are. i watched glass onion w my whole family and afterwards my sister genuinely seriously confidently called hugh grant his “roomie”

#did u not….. did u not see what they were…..#being mar #glass onion #glass onion: a knives out mystery #glass onion spoilers #knives out 2 #benoit blanc #daniel craig #lgbt #knives out

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aughwl · 1 year

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Spoilers for Glass Onion: A knives out mystery:

Holy shit that was a fun movie. It was really well woven together with so many little details and callbacks, every line seemed like it connected to a greater whole. I really liked:

Constant references to someone being killed over something before we know when the murder happens ("Welcome, gang. A few cocktails before I'm murdered.")

The way it seems like the case can be solved as an elegant puzzle, but actually the way to solve it is to smash it into pieces

Benoit Blanc's Columbo act with pretending to not know why he's invited to the island while actually being very aware of what's going on

Miles is Elon Musk

Birdie just constantly doing problematic things out of her own ignorance ("please tell me you did not think sweatshops are where they make sweatpants.")

Why do they contantly mention Miles' tits

Duke Tate got what he deserved tbh

It's really funny how getting someone elected is equated with getting someone a twitch platform

Miles' speech about disruption mirroring the glass-smashing scene where he desperately protects 'that which no one wants to disrupt (The mona lisa)'

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The 'oh god damnit' moment when Blanc sees a knife missing

Benoit Blanc seems to be more mad about Miles' plagiarism than the actual murder

Chekov's pineapple allergy

Derol genuinly never had anything to do with the murder and just smoked weed in the background the whole movie

If the legal system doesn't have your back, you can always just fuck things up like they get away with fucking up your things

#glass onion #knives out #knives out glass onion #knives out 2 #knives out spoilers #glass onion: a knives out mystery

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