#Genesis rhapsodos
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Zack wanted to play mariokart
Moments later:
rufus felt they needed an 7th member
#art#ff7#sephiroth#rufus shinra#zack fair#cloud strife#genesis rhapsodos#ff7 angeal#mario kart#darkstar
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Out Of Context Things Director Lazard Has Seen On The SOLDIER Floor #2
• Genesis carrying around a mop, talking and laughing with it as if they're friends.
• Sephiroth doing a cartwheel mid-walk.
• Zack in the men's room, applying clown makeup while sobbing.
• Kunsel carrying a box of random items and yelling "STOLEN ITEMS FROM RUFUS SHINRA. GET YOUR STOLEN ITEMS FROM RUFUS SHINRA" and Sephiroth approaching him with a 20 gil.
• Sephiroth and Angeal fighting over a pineapple, trying to pull it from each other's hands.
• Angeal and Genesis crouched down behind the couch in the break room, eating a cheesecake away from Sephiroth.
• Zack playing chess with Dark Star, claiming "Damn it! How are you so good at this?" while actively losing.
• Sephiroth with half his hair stuck in the elevator, calmly sipping his coffee with a sign that says "this is my punishment" around his neck.
• Angeal and Sephiroth cooing over an exotic plant in a baby stroller.
• Angeal trying to coordinate a group photo of Sephiroth, Genesis, Zack and Cloud. There was a lot of screaming, arguing and "WHERE ARE WE FUCKING LOOKING?" from Genesis because Angeal had 4 different cameras set up.
• Genesis in a lab coat conducting a science experiment to see if Sephiroth feels threatened by said lab coat. Upon seeing Genesis, Sephiroth reflexively broke his knee.
• Sephiroth taking a nap in the middle of the hallway, complete with an eye mask, pillow and sound machine. People were stepping around him.
• Genesis and Angeal carrying a kayak towards the stairwell.
• Angeal carrying Genesis with a broken leg back from the stairwell 20 minutes later.
• Cloud narrating everything Sephiroth does. "Sephiroth is now opening the door to the training facility. Sephiroth has paused. Sephiroth is now looking at me confused, which could easily be confused for his thinking about lunch face."
• Zack, blowing on a whistle, instructing a squats class.
• Zack and Cloud, both blindfolded, walking with their arms linked. They ran into a revolving door. and caused a metaphorical traffic jam inside it that ended with claustrophobic Sephiroth breaking the glass to free himself.
• The following conversation that piqued Lazard's interested greatly:
Zack: Would you like a smoke?
Cloud: Of course.
*Zack pulls out a tin of smoked ham*
• Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal and Zack holding a Séance in the middle of the day in the break room. They refused to say which entity they were communicating with.
• Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal and Zack running out of the break room screaming 20 minutes later.
• During a blackout, when Genesis was seen carrying around a candelabra like it's the 1700s and reciting an old version of Loveless. Someone threw the candelabra out the 49th floor window 10 minutes later and told him to put a sock in it.
• Zack stuck in the vending machine, calmly eating the snacks while Angeal, Sephiroth and Genesis argue over how to get him out.
• Genesis running after a copy of Loveless on a string. Sephiroth is behind a corner pulling the string.
• Sephiroth and Genesis, in The Calm Down Box™ playing Uno, screaming at each other, defeating the purpose of The Calm Down Box™
• Angeal and Genesis dragging Sephiroth (unconscious) out of a meeting. When asked if he was okay, they responded with "we had him fake a fainting spell to get out of the meeting." Sephiroth (still "unconscious") responded with a thumbs up.
• Angeal in The Calm Down Box™ with a taser, harassing anyone who came near him with it.
• Zack and the other Seconds using a prop skeleton dressed as Genesis as a practice dummy.
• The same skeleton sitting in in Genesis' office while a recording of Genesis reciting Loveless plays on loop.
• A tonberry dressed as Sephiroth walking around, terrorizing the operatives.
• Genesis in The Calm Down Box™ playing the flute and sobbing.
• Angeal playing the guitar and singing a happy campfire song while Sephiroth and Genesis were on the ground, fist fighting.
• Genesis, Sephiroth and Angeal dressed as knights while Zack and Cloud manned a single horse costume. When asked what was happening, they replied with "It's the apocalypse, but due to inflation we could only afford three horsemen and one horse."
• Zack sitting in The Calm Down Box™ except he placed it stop a skateboard and was actively trying to escape while Angeal ran after him.
• Sephiroth, Genesis and Angeal riding around in a three-person bike. They crashed into a sliding glass door they didn't realize was closed.
• Sephiroth sitting in The Calm Down Box™ chugging a bottle of tequila.
• Sephiroth, Angeal, Genesis, Zack and Cloud playing twister. Utter chaos. Zack's ass in Angeal's face, Cloud has turned into a pretzel, Sephiroth and Genesis are literally tangled and stuck together.
#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy 7#sephiroth#final fantasy vii#ffvii crisis core#genesis rhapsodos#ff7 crisis core#angeal hewley#zack fair#cloud strife#headcanons
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Reasons why Genesis’ heels could’ve and should’ve stayed:
1. They are about the height that old timey cavalry wore to have better hook on the stirrups. Chocobo SOLDIER cavalry?
2. He is very much primarily a mage and therefore would be in a backline roll more. Still obviously a fucking powerhouse but in a group, he’s the fire magic guy.
3. He is a bitch and being a bitch makes you immune to how heels actually function for the rest of us mortals.
Give our ginger shitlord his 1.5-2 inch heels back, Square.
#im still thinking about this#final fantasy 7#ffvii#ff7#final fantasy vii#ffvii crisis core#crisis core#genesis rhapsodos#rip genesis’ heels#ffvii genesis#also walking in 1.5 inch heels that have ankle support like his boots would be no problem at all#give his slutty heeled thigh high leather boots back
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Aww crap. Here comes another one xD
Outdated FF7 Memes! (Part 2!)
Part 1!
#ffvii#sephiroth#ff7#zack fair#crisis core#angeal hewley#genesis rhapsodos#cloud strife#memes#randomness#stupidity#ever crisis#professor hojo#tifa lockhart#nibelheim#jenova
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the long awaited sequel to this
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one bed sephgen trope doesn't work 4 me because this is what would happen in my head
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AGSZC Deep Cleaning the Biohazard that is Zack’s Apartment
From the @strayheartless vault <3
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Zack: It’s not a biohazard, that would mean nothing’s living there, and look, my pets are fine! *opens a drawer with a new litter of mice in it*
Genesis: AAAAAAA! Ahem. I mean to say: Zachariah McKinley Fair, a biohazard means it is unsafe for humans, and often involves dangerous non-human organisms. SUCH AS WILD MICE.
Zack: They’re not wild, they’re my fri-
Genesis: Zachariah. If you finish that word, I will firaga them immediately.
Zack: NO! *Hides the mice with his body*
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After Genesis’ 5th childish scream, Angeal’s 3rd round of dry-heaving, and Sephiroth and Cloud being found twitching near the entrance, Zack concedes that maybe he has some work to do.
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Cloud decides to body-double for Zack by riding him like a backpack.
Zack: Maybe this sock is salvageable!
Koala Cloud: Nope, put it in the bag.
Zack: But I wanna-
Cloud: IN THE BAG, FAIR.
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Sephiroth is in full-coverage PPE to protect his hair and senses, and is excavating the fridge with gloves.
Zack: But my pasta is in that tub of whipped cream!
Angeal, working at the sink and dry-heaving: I MADE THAT FOR YOU LAST MONTH.
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They have to set up a rotating schedule of visiting Zack's apartment so he's motivated to clean everything at least weekly, but Zack is really grateful.
He never means for it to get this bad, it’s just…he makes friends with the critters! And, well, sometimes he forgets things. And…and sometimes he just gets overwhelmed. He looks at the pile of dishes and knows he can’t do them all today, so he doesn’t do any.
Or he tries. He starts by picking up the dishes in his bedroom, but trips over a shirt along the way. He sets the dishes down to take the shirt to the laundry, but his eyes catch on the dusty blinds, so obviously he has to clean them, but then he looks up and it’s 3 hours later and he’s dismantled the whole window dressing and is cleaning the grooves with a q-tip and everything is worse than when he started.
Zack breaks down trying to explain it, and Genesis is the first to tell him he understands. Genesis and Angeal sandwich him between themselves while Sephiroth puts a hand on Zack’s shoulder and Cloud starts worming his way into Zack’s arms.
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Zack cleans for each of them all the time, but for some reason, he can’t understand why they’d help him too.
It surprises him when Angeal comes over and just. Does all his dishes. Or when Genesis comes over and "purifies this hellhole of a bathroom" (gives it a decent clean and fills it with good soaps/battery operated candles/fresh towels). Or when Cloud obsessively sorts and folds his laundry, or when Sephiroth puts everything through the wash when he's working from home one day.
Zack doesn't GET that he's done the exact same things for them, like the time he scoured Angeal's pots for half a day, or polished every metallic surface in Sephiroth's apartment, or dusted Genesis' place so thoroughly it gleamed, or put fresh sheets on Cloud's bed, bundled him up, and did all his laundry while he was dissociating.
He doesn't realize the insurmountable task of addressing The Chair is easy for Angeal (it all goes in the wash. It's all dirty enough.), but the same man finds throwing out socks with holes hard (but acceptable when Zack does it for him).
Zack forgets that he folded all of Gen's towels into swans when Gen’s parents were coming into town and is blown away when Gen leaves a simply folded towel on the rack.
He thinks the work he puts into adding color to Sephiroth’s spartan apartment is nothing, not realizing Sephiroth’s heart is warmed by each and every little splash Zack sneaks in.
Zack doesn’t realize that Cloud would rather do all of Zack’s mopping than address the sensory hell that is washing monster gunk off his own boots, which Zack does for him often.
#ff7#zack fair#sephiroth#cloud strife#genesis rhapsodos#angeal hewley#agszc#adhd zack fair#best boy zack fair#best pupper zack fair
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The firsts but everyone gets a haircut
Sephiroth looks like Miniroth again! A very tall, very bulky Miniroth. His intimidation factor went down by a few points now that he looks wide-eyed and boyish again. But at least he finally looks his actual age. He doesn't particularly enjoy the fact that his beautiful hair is gone, but he knows it will probably grow back to full length within the span of a few days.
Genesis is YOWLING, freaking out. The NERVE of this! The SCANDAL! His beautiful ginger locks--shorn like a sheep! Now his dazzling good looks are operating at 90% capacity instead of 100%! You'll be hearing from his lawyer, no doubt. It's all well and good for freaks of nature like Sephiroth whose hair will grow back as quickly as he wills it. Genesis doesn't have that luxury! WHY MUST YOU TORTURE HIM THIS WAY?! WHY MUST--oh look. An alternative. And now Genesis is wearing the brightest, flashiest, most obnoxious hats in existence around the office so that everyone pays attention to him again.
Angeal...surprisingly looks kind of dashing? All at once the least popular member of the trio is turning a LOT of heads. No one's sure if it's because Sephiroth and Genesis got nerfed or if it's because Angeal just cleans up really well. Maybe both. Either way, a solid W for Angeal! He'd keep his hair short like this all the time but he has more important things to worry about within SOLDIER. And, admittedly, his mom liked his hair when it was its usual longer length. He's missing out. But it's on his terms. At least for now people appreciate him.
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Genesis without his coat is like seeing a Victorian woman’s ankles.
Version w/o words below cut cause i couldnt figure out which one i like more or a background lol
#i saw this pose and was immediately possessed to draw this#art#drawing#digital art#fanart#ffvii#ffvii fanart#ffvii crisis core#genesis rhapsodos#genesis rhapsodos fanart#crisis core genesis#crisis core#ffvii genesis#final fantasy vii crisis core#final fantasy crisis core#crisis core final fantasy vii#ginger shitlord
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Vamp! Seph accepts Gen’s plead to turn him too before he degrades. Surely neither of them will regret this later
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idk
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genesis shows up to work drunk
*Genesis shows up wearing sunglasses and stumbling into the door*
Angeal: Oh my god. Are you drunk??
Genesis: Of course not.
Angeal: Recite Loveless.
Genesis: Infinite in the water's surface is the mystery of the gift. We take to the sky and seek it in battle. Thirty friends go into the goddess.
Sephiroth: You're not drunk, you're trashed.
#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy 7#sephiroth#final fantasy vii#ffvii crisis core#genesis rhapsodos#ff7 crisis core#angeal hewley
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ffvii doodle dump
#was thinking abt putting my kh art in here and was just like.#nah😭😭😭#idk i feel like it’s not very tumblr worth#y#anyways#everytime I draw sephy my design for her changes😭😭😭#anyyywaaaays#vincent valentine#sephiroth#bottom is vince stuff btw#cloud strife#genesis rhapsodos#ffvii#ff7#final fantasy 7#final fantasy vii#not a art tag
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Cloud has broken each of his boyfriends' noses. How did it happen with each one? (AGSZC) <3
Hmm 🤔
Seph: it’s incredibly hard to get the drop on Sephiroth. Like, almost impossible. So when Cloud brakes it everyone in the training room stops. Sephiroth is teaching him, goading him really into pushing himself past his mental blocks, and he hits a nerve. He means to but he doesn’t quite expect Cloud to drop the sword and punch him. It’s unorthodox he’ll admit but He’s proud of him.
Angeal: It was and accident he swears to the goddess. He was sitting in the dark and Angeal turned the light on and Cloud startled so bad be lashed out. It was an accident.
Genesis: impulse control… hmmm yeah Cloud has it, but Genesis was bragging about being a master at defensive fight styles, so Cloud said “okay then smart ass, block this” and Genesis ✨didn’t✨. Not Clouds fault Genesis can’t block a punch from and infantry man.
Zack: It WaS aN aCcIdEnT!!!! And he still feels bad about it so don’t bring it up! He was talking to some of his squad mates and Zack suprised him by coming home early from assignment… but he snuck up on Cloud and grabbed him from behind and Cloud reacted on instinct!! Seriously don’t mention it he’ll cry 😭.
#ffvii#cloud strife#genesis rhapsodos#zack fair#angeal hewley#sephiroth#crisis core#ff7#ask#saltyask#ask answered#AGSZC
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genesis: angeal said i was dramatic and i overreact to small things
genesis: so i set him on fire and kicked him off a bridge
genesis: now he’s acting all pissy and keeps leaving my texts on read
genesis: and don’t get me started on that bitch sephiroth
taco bell cashier: i meant any problems with your order
genesis: oh. yes. my baja blast was supposed to be a freeze. thanks
#genesis rhapsodos#ff7#final fantasy 7#ff7 crisis core#crisis core#sephiroth#angeal hewley#this is canon prove it isn’t#baja blast
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AGS hcs <33
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