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fern-writes-whump · 3 months

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question for my fellow writers/readers:

do you also have a default floorplan? like a flat / house layout you'll imagine until the description conflicts with it?

#fern talks #poll #writing

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goldenflows · 3 months

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I think camping omo is extremely underrated

• the bumpy drive there, especially when you get to the less populated areas and there's all these winding roads where you can't see if someone's coming around the corner so you have to drive down slowly. Feeling every bump and pothole

•thinking you're close and the person driving going oh, no, it looks like we should've taken a left about fifteen miles back. Looks like you're going to have to hold it a little while longer.

•or when you finally do get there and they drive right past the toilet block, insisting on setting up the tent whilst it's still light out. Bending over, fiddling with the tent poles, and everything only takes longer because it's so hard to focus

• being sat with friends around a fire, sipping drinks, when you realise you REALLY need to go. Like, NOW. You get up but your friend says that since it's so dark, you should go together. Just let me finish this drink first, okay?

• they get distracted by the conversation and take so, so long to finish their drink that you're not sure if you've leaked visibly. When they finally do get up, using their phone flashlight to light the long walk uphill in the dark. You know that if you stumble, even once, that you're going to embarrass yourself.

•when the toilet block is finally in sight, you're so distracted that you trip on uneven ground and lose it, right there in front of them. Trying to stop but you can't, so you just keep going whilst they look at you trying to hide their amusement

• they still need to go, so you walk with them the rest of the way and wait outside whilst they use the toilet like a normal, dignified person.

• all your clothes are back at the site, you have to go and get them if you wanted to shower. Walking back to the campfire with your soaked pants and hoping to sneak into your tent, when the person walking with you starts waving and shouting. Hey, guys! Look who had an accident!

#bladder control #bladder holding #bladder desperation #omo #omo humiliation #Omorashi #fern talks #guys I think I want to be bullied

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plstalktofern · 7 months

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HELLO

so,

While all the other fern’s get to be popular. This fern needs attention and is very mad

He needs attention so pleasseeee give him some

#talk to me pls #im bored #im begging #fern the human #fern mertens #fern adventure time #fern draws #fern talks #finn and jake #finn adventure time #adventure time #please please please

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quietduckpond · 1 year

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I am filled with thousands and thousands of tiny, tiny bees

#fern talks #unreality

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desert-fern · 8 months

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Hey y’all. So given that the school year has started here in Canada and I am undertaking second year nursing (widely referred to as the ‘hardest’ year by the third year students), I will not be on Tumblr as often.

I will finish up the Dagger!Avengers moodboard series (only 2 more to go!) and continue posting AGAD weekly, but don’t expect any new content from me for a hot minute. Also, if I don’t see a message, don’t yell at me, there are only so many hours in a day and yeah.

School sucks, I’m already super busy, and we’ll just take it from there!

Love you guys!

Fern 🌿

#fern talks #school sucks ass #bye for now

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chaoticrystal · 4 months

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I may have discovered a new oak hybrid/species/mutation (unsure yet)

#fern talks #botany #quercus

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insomniawh0re · 7 months

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bossa nova music and weed is such an amazing vibe~

#ook #out of kink #fern talks

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fernshawart · 1 year

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Hiya there !

I think we played Salmon Run together ? (Was K-H-2 in game, I'm SO sorry for the second wave qwq)

Anyway seeing ya in game reminded me I wanted to pop in at some point to say your Splatoon fics are a joy to read through ! All of the stuff I read so far was really fun ^^

Heya ! Yeah i see that we played together barely 20 minutes ago ! It's okay it happens, I'm loosing a lof of matchups today :'D Don't be scared to send a friend req !

I am SO HAPPY to hear that, I rarely talk about my fics on my social medias because I'm pretty shy about them but they're my pride and joy and hearing that people enjoy them makes me immensely happy

#splatoon #fern talks

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fern-writes-whump · 9 months

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I love being in my friends dms crying and screaming over their writing as if I wasn't the bastard that gave them the idea in the first place

#me with tears in my eyes #no no guys i love angst #fern talks

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goldenflows · 3 months

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Btw does anyone have any tips on edging? I find it so hard not to go over. Today I let my vibe run out so that I literally can't use it until I decide to charge it again. I always convince myself this time I'll just edge but I always end up coming. Maybe I need to give myself some no-touch days every time I try to edge and fail?

#Fern talks #edging kink #denial kink #denial #0rgasm control #edgeslut #<aspiring

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plstalktofern · 7 months

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Hi Fern! Here have a snack ☀️

What's your favorite flower? :]

#fern talks #fern mertens #fern the human #fern adventure time #fern draws #adventure time #i like flowers #i love him

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witchyfern · 10 months

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hello! my name is Fern, I use any pronouns, and I'm fairly new to witchcraft. I'm mostly making this so I can keep track of useful posts, and maybe to make some friends along the way!

I’m still learning when it comes to all of this. It will never be my intention to appropriate from or disrespect any cultures, but if I do please let me know so I can learn and correct my practice.

do not interact if you are homophobic, transphobic, racist, ableist, sexist, or if you spread any other form of bigotry. feel free to block me if any of that is true of you.

this is a sideblog by the way :)

#fern talks #pinned post #witchblr #queer witch #witch #witchcraft #witch community #baby witch #beginner witch

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quietduckpond · 1 year

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Came to the fucked up conclusion today that I haven't had consistent, okay-ish mental health for longer than about two months in about a decade.

#fern talks

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chaoticrystal · 1 year

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you know. the miles o'brien header was originally just a temporary placeholder, but now he's like my blog friend. he lives on my blog and peeks out from behind my profile pic

#fern talks

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