Favorite Fantasy Ship Concepts

Massive,powerful,feared female beast x Short,scrawny,eccentric male alchemist ⁽ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʷᵒ ᴼᶜˢ⁾

Malicious,calculating ruler x Their goofy guard

Bard x The enemy they were meant to slay ("HENDRICKSON,HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THE LORD OF THE ABYSS?")

Royal Guard x That one goof who won't stop breaking into the castle

Trying to stay evil x The sweetest person imaginable

Goofy little goblin x The most elegant person you've met in your life

Illustration from The Ship of Ishtar by Virgil Finlay (1949)

Come on Barbie let’s go party

listen hes one of the rat grinders today but tomorrow he could be adaines cool dragon boyfriend. we can make it happen. in this essay i will

Riz giving Fabian disadvantage while getting a gold tattoo in hell is killing me for two reasons:

1. Fabian receives disadvantage on remaining calm and conscious because his best friend can’t stop making nervous eye contact, and

2. Said best friend is canonically covered in less-than-advisable tattoos of clues from a previous adventure.

BONUS

3: Riz immediately passes out

Sometimes I gotta draw fanart of the show that I did official work for okay I really LIKE THIS SHOW OK

(drew this on a plane 2 weeks ago, sorry for the shaky lines)

unfortunately their ill-advised-casual-workplace-situationship-gone-wrong compels me

Gorgug gets his gf Mary Ann all the mango sodas she wants and in return she doesn’t roast him for 30 whole minutes once a week

this trend Also could have worked for foreman, cameron and chase

This time... ... I will never let you go

"You look so pretty"

Man. If I had a nickel for every time Zac Oyama and Lou Wilson had to rp a breakup-coded fight between their “platonic besties” characters because Zac’s character was experiencing a hard personal internal struggle and decided to leave a group/cause that he wasn’t actually invested in and mostly just joined because Lou’s character was passionate about it and Lou’s character was canonically very charismatic and good at garnering followers/admirers but Zac’s character was one of his only true friends that he fully trusted and was loyal to and Lou’s character was really hurt when Zac’s character left, less by the actual action of leaving and more by the implication that he didn’t care about Lou’s character enough to stay I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s fucking RUDE that it’s happened twice.

Ivy Embra catch these hands

durdawn hours

tiefling jon's first day at the Archives

HER GIRLFRIEND IS HIS NEMISIS THEY ARE STARCROSSED LOOK AT THEM