#FUCK THIS SBOW
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fuck this show
#FUCK THIS SBOW#likeee what. a little over a week and its happening again.#ANYWAY obligatory abe is so fucking cute and im so excited to see what’s going on with him this season#like. the way hes wearing that oversized suit??? him looking all angry with an eyepatch while everyone else is happy? WHY WAS HE CRYING-#-HALF NAKED IN THE CEMETARTY😭😭😭ALSO THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF APOCOLYPSE EPISODE WHICH. IF THATS THE CASE#HELL FUCKING UES!!!#also i can’t deny it im scared like For My Life that something bad with /kahlopatra will happen#like. just based off that one clip with frida looking at cleo bullying people. IDK MAYBE ITS POSITIVE BUT#IM SCARED!!!#sorry i hid a good chunk of my thoughts on the trailer in the tags of dumb fucking tophabe post SORRU#clone high#clone high spoilers#tophabe#abetoph#mine
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honestly having to deal with mosquitos is absolutely making me consider moving to a different ass state for 23 years I never once had to deal with one and now they're fucking everywhere? From April til October?!? Absolutely the fuck not
#i love the desert i love how hot it gets and how it doesnt sbow#but i fucking hate bug bites and mosquitos#wizard apprentice problems
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this is so fucked up (affectionate)
#the vegaspete scene by the pool ajdkfkkg i finally get it oh my god what the fuck#text tag#kinnporsche#like the whole sbow but this scene bassboosted
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It is obscene that are you the one finally came back and it's straight again
#ayto#also jourdann is so fucking gorgeous im crying.#but fuvk that show.#the venn diagram of people who watch ayto and people im friends with is two circles.#but it is my favorite dating sbow#blows love island out thr water imo#NOOOOBODY CARES#mtv do the next season queer again and let me host#i will flirt with everyone#me
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LIKE quentin being so self sacrifing of Course bc hes quentin and all of his friends coming up with a plan behind his back to not let him do that. bc eliot isnt going to let one of his best friends spend the rest of his life locked away. only to next season. let quentin do the self sacrificing thing this time its ok this season :)))) fuck this show lmao
#LIKE it would be one thing if it didnt have such good moments right.#like if it was a bad sbow all around. it wouldnt make me so fucking Mad#but they did so many tbings Good like margo and eliot and quentin. penny is so good and i love kady and julia#i dont. rlly care abt alice lmao#but like. the tenderness of a day in the life. the way they write the connections and relationships of he characters#and put such value in platonic bonds and bonds where the lines of platonic and romantic are blurred#and then they fuck it up So horribly by being like hahaha! we will show no one is safe by killing the white main character#motherfuckers you thought it was cool to let your bisexual mentally ill lead die in a self sacrificing martyr way after hyping up his#relationship w eliot and u thought this was good??? u thought it meant something???? ill kill u#ANYWAY. it also makes me mad like. esp for the actors too.#like if i rmr correctly. lmao they didnt even tell them q was permanently leaving like they filmed a fake q ressurection#so the actors didnt even KNOW quentin and ralph were leaving until after filming was done and if i rmr right? very close tonthe finale air#and it makes me so mad for hale as a queer actor like. he put is whole ass into eliot and they fucked it up so bad#ANYWAY. dont watch the magicians. you will only experience primal rage.#blue watches the magicians
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Biggest instagram pet peeve is when a popular artisr suddenly purges their account and rebrands without leaving literally any notice of who they used to be
#this random account that i follow on my perspnal and art account and have a bunch of dw mutuals with#just randomly sbowed up with one single post and a new name i dont recognize#and they have almost 4000 followers????#its going to drive me insane because who the fuck are you
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they just kissed????
#no fucking way that scene cut wasnt right before they made out#anyway#i dont think its jeong je....#i dont think the actual killer is even going to sbow up until episode like. 12. or something#this is my theory
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#ooc ;; pterodolphin has no devil fruit#mfers i had a dream about garten of ban ban 3#except it was a movie#and IN THE DREAM i turned to the person i was watching it and was like#that had to be a dream right#and then we were sitting there looking back at our tickets and like#we were at some kind of horror movie showing for mascot horror#and we read off a lot of the different sbows it could be#and i checked my phone...#and remmebered that at the beginning of the showing; there was a little ban ban thing#aND IT HAD TAKEN OVER MY PHONE-#AND IT WAS JUST...AN ENTIRE STREAM OF EVERY PERSON IN THAT THEATER HAVING A PHONE HACKED FNDJFJDJ#it was funny as fuck i had no idea what was happening LOL#there was also another dream that had to do with a time loop and preventing someone from dying without the other person dying#which is a dream i've had before so i remmebered exactly how to handle it#KNdndnfnsnsz#dreams he hell this mroning LOL
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Reminiscing about leaving the house on summer nights hardly dressed in a skirt, crop top and flip flops for our nightly dog walks and now I have to put on like 4 fucking layers everywhere and if we haven't left the house by 4pm it's just dark and slippery
#its still fucking beautiful and me and the boys still have sooo much fun but omg i am MISSING those summer walks ...#much love for my Montana weather and its not like my German shepherd give a fuck what the weather is he just needs to GO#my lil pit chow mix is also in love w the sbow hes only 6 months so its his first winter and he is killing it!!#love my sons now ive gotta layer up and get high and then we embark lmao
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spectre the monkey, my enemy... 🤬🤬🤬
#his boss fight is harder than vergil's /j#i captured all the apes and unlocked the final final battle and... conceptually it is not that hard i just have bad coordination 😭#I was getting too upset so i had to take a break.. now im here 😌;;#no idea when my uncle is supposed to sbow up to start cooking + i have an irrational fear that if i take a nap he will come before anyone#else wakes up + thus there will be nobody to get the door for him.. so i will stay up a little longer 😵💫#the beef jerky turned out.. ok btw! the texture is maybe a bit too chewy-going-on-crunchy and we forgor many seasonings so the flavor is#mild :[ what else is goin on this morning... i cannaur tell if i've fucked myself over and messed up my ears or if there's just water in#them or pressure or What. but there is a weird heaviness to the inside of them.. and like a constant hum in my head#i tried yawning + hinging my jaw + closing my ears to do the thunder thing and nothing has helped alleviate it so im kind of worried about#it but i think im overreacting so 😀 I'm just going to ignore it for a few hours and see if it goes away... but im nervous abt it :[#sriracha.txt
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Tell me about land of the stories
FUCK OKAU SO- (also read the tags :33)
theres these twins - Alex and Connor, their dad used to own a bookshop but then he died close to their birthday i think? Its been a while since ive last read the wishing spell which is a but sad. Their mums a nurse but obviously they dont get paid enough (still true now aswell !!) so they had to move into a smaller house. They have a grandmother too she’s important.
OKAY SO ALEX - She’s like your smart kid who nobody likes because shes smart which is lowkey kinda sad i love her shes also canonically autistic because i said so btw. ANYWAYS uhm when she was younger her dad would be the one who told her stories to cheer her ip when she was bullied he was really sweet i love mr bailey. She likes fairy tales too brw and is also the type to get excited over encyclopaedias im just waffling but you get the jist
CONNER !! - He is on the opposite hes ig the “funny type” in class theyre in like sixth grade i think? Falls asleep in class yknow that kinda guy hes really sweet tho because despite that he’s sort of always thinking about the people around him that he loves like in An authors odyssey (fifth book i believe) when they travel into his short stories you see how hes got multiple characters based off of his mum and then you see him being happy for Alex whenever she’s genuinely happy its sweet honestly uhm this could be more comprehensible sorry its 1;19 rn
OKAY SO THE WISHING SPELL (book 1)
soo on their twelfth of thirteenth i cant remember birthday their grandma gives them an old fairy tale book, very sentimental the book was always read to the twins as kids when they visited their grandma its lime a happy place. ANYWAYS uhm alex accidentally falls into the book because its actually a MAGIC book and they land in the middle of a ROAD *dun dun DUNNN* in the woods they see a wanted sign for goldilocks i think or that happens later on in the book then they meet a GIANT FROG who they call Froggy i live him btw hence the name @froggysstar of my dead tlos blog. And they ask him if theres anyway homehe tells them about a journal he once found and they follow the journal essentially to find a way home. It tells them about the wishing spell which is made up of the “main objects” of ur famous fairytales because did i mention that theyre in the FAIRY TALE WORLD now. But the main characters of these fairytales are like royalty so that is NOT an easy task. The evil queen from sbow white is there she has a really interesting backstory. Thats like an overview theres more that happens theres six books and there is SO much more to the wishing spell i could talk about but my arms hirt so that is for ANOTHER DAY !!
also its getting too long if i said anything thay is actually INCORRECT please correct me
#colesstar posts#the land of stories#answering asks#THANK YOU SM FOR THE ASK I LOVE THE LAND OF STORIES#also i have ur other two asks im in the process of drawing harumi in the reputation outfit and i will most definitely do the second one u s#Nt too !!
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"THE SECRET'S THAT YOU KEEP"
Vanessa x Mike fnaf movie fanfic, slowburn romance vibe
In this fic they have a lot more time to get to inow each other from when they meet to when Vanessa spills her secrets abt afton and so on. ___________________________
Part 3 of 8: "someone tore her drawing apart so she ran away"
Updated everyday
This one is a longer episode guys✨
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"She is gone"
"Wait what? What do you mean, gone!?"
"No, she ran away"
"Ran away?? You guys are suppost to take care of her! How long since she disappeared??"
"30 minutes ago"
"Keep searching I'll be over there shortly"
Mike puts the phone on hold, he then scribbles in another number. "Vanessa?!"
"Hello, yes? Mike, what is it?"
"Abbie is gone!! She is missing" mike's voice had lost it's tired and steady self. His voice is uneven, shaking, as if he suffers from lack of air. There is a pause. Vanessa stares ahead. He couldn't have taken her, could he? "Mike , I'll get a party of five to help us search, me included, we'll find her, okay?" Her stonecold police voice turns softer, calming. "We'll find her." She promises. "When did she disappear?"
"Kindergarden called just now, she went missing 30 minutes ago." Mike informs between his uneven breathing. "And they still haven't been able to find her? Alright, I'll be there in 5 minutes"
Mike places the phone down. He burries his head in his hands. Images of his precious brother Garrett in the back of that car gets scurred out by Abbie's frighetend face in the back of that car instead of Garrett. The thought made him want to throw up. He grits his teeth and dries his tears. Vanessa will be there. He will be there. They'll find her. She'll be okay.
He drives to the kindergarden. He gets on sight on looks for Vanessa. She is talking to the kindergardener. "Last time you saw her?"
"When someone ruined her drawing. She said it was of her 'friends' and one of the kids tore it apart. I took the kid aside and Abbie ran off."
"Okay, you've done your fare share of searching so go get the drawing and contact me when you've found it. It might lead us to something" Vanessa instructs between her notes.
"Because images mean alot to children" the kindergardner says.
"Yes exactly" Vanessa nods. She packs her notes and walks over to Mike. "My guys have started searching. We'll be searching this area one more time as Abbie might come out if she hears your voice."
"O-okay, and you are sure that they'll be able to find her and call her down"
Vanessa throws him a glance. "She is in good hands"
And with this, they search. Behind every bush, around every tre. Inside every playhut. Vanessa takes a rest and brushes the back of her hand over her forehead. The kindergardener runs over to them. Her breath forms small clouds of fog as she runs. "This is what she drew" the woman holds the paper in front of Vanessa. Mike walks over, looks up at the sky, it'll sbow soon. He looks down at the drawing. Vanessa frowns. She sighs. The drawing is of 4 kids. A kid with bunny ears, a kid with a top hat, a kid with pigtails and one kid with a hook. Mike quickly looks up at Vanessa. The police officer looks at the kindergardener. "Thank you, now you should get inside. We'll take it from here. Finish up and go home" the kindergardener almost bows a little. "Thank you and much luck to both of you, Mike, please call when you've found her. I am so sorry for all this"
Mike closes his mouth and just nods. A thousand words could've been said but there was no time. As the Kindergardener walk away Mike jumps into Vanessa's car. She puts on the sirens and they drive fast as fuck through the town. Snow starts falling, mike feels his throught tie up. He looks at Vanessa. His head goes cold and a shiver sneaks it's way down his spine. Behind her determined face there is actual dread. Horror. Mike looks ahead and swallows. The sign of Freddy's pizzaria shows up behind the buildings.
They park and Mike jumps out of the care the moment it stops. Vanessa is right behind him. He gets his keys and they walk in. The place is as dark and uninviting as it is in the middle of the night.
Vanessa gives him a flashlight. "Don't turn anything on, don't make any noise" Mike frowns but nods. "I'll check the backrooms. You'll check the stage" Vanessa orders. Mike feels his sweaty hands grasp a bit tighter against his flashilight. He swallows silently and nods.
He silently runs towards the stage. Peeks behind the curtain. No bonnie. He swallows again. The light flickers as he shines it up at freddy. Mike shines the light around the animatronics. Nothing. He steps away from them and towards pirate's cove.
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Meanwhile: Vanessa
Vanessa finds her own set of keys and opens the closet the backroom with the birthday napkins and the springlock doll. A child's laugh. Her breath shivers as she tries to catch her breath. What if he took Abbie. How would she explain her loyalty to such a man. Bound by blood is never a valid excuse. Nothing is. Nothing will ever be. Something moves behind her. She looks around. Nothing. Her hand finds the handle of her gun. A shadow decorates the open door behind her. Bunny ears. She gasps. Her breathing spirals. She clentches her gun.
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Mike opens the curtains. The fox. The one kid that cut his arm. He looks up at the massive animatronic. And then down at the little girl with black curly hair that is silently chuckling up at the fox.
"Abbie!" Mike grabs the little girl and then gives her the most legendary hug in the whole world. He kisses her head. "You scared me, jesus christ you scared me" he mumbles and shakes. His voice is uneven. Behind them Vanessa comes running. Her distressed face melts into a smile. She just stops for a bit and looks at them. She dries a tear and sighs in relief. "We should probably get out of here" she mentions. "Hey Vanessa" Abbie smiles. "And I agree Foxy is tired now anyway. I'll come back soon" she smiles up at the big animatronic. It opens its eyepatch and does a little dance in response.
Mike takes Abbie's hand and turns around to see Bonnie towering behind Vanessa. He points at hime and Vanessa turns around. She shrugs. "Oh, Bonnie, it's okay. He's okay." Abbie nods hppily and waves at the big bunny. The bunny waves back. "Alright let's go" Mike drags her along and Vanessa walks behind them. She glances back at Bonnie. Before walking out of the building.
"No more running away like that" Mike kneels in front of Abbie in the parkinglot. "Promise me" Mike sighs and holds a bit tighter around Abbie's small round hands. "Okay mike". He stands up and holds her hand. Vanessa opens the car doors. "My apartment is closer we could go there if you'd like. I'll drive you home in the morning" She sits in front of the steering wheel and looks to her side. Abbie is safely half sleeping in the backseat. Mike sinks into the passenger seat. As if all his bones caves in. As he stares ahead he seems like the most worn out person on the earth. Tired. Hopeless. Vanessa sighs as she sets the car in gear. A small plan forms in her head as she sees the snow fall.
#fnaf fic#fnaf au#fnaf fandom#fnaf#five nights at freddy's movie#five nights at freddys#fnaf movie#mike fnaf#fnaf mike#fnaf vanessa#vanessa fnaf#mike x vanessa#vanessa x mike
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Will Byers is so straight. I love erasing his sexuality. Because he’s confused and he will like girls when he gets older. He’s just a little fucked up in the head currently. He’ll come around. 😌fuck you! Get out of the Mileven tag and afterwards commit suicide and do us all a favor and leave this earth.
AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAH
O-OOOOOOHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!
I'm actyally cru=yngs as i tyope this
foest of all who tf are yu?
2nd of all, NO
3rd of all, get a job, you musty-smelling, brain-dead, attention-whoring, slimy-looking, weirdo. It's Christmas. Go oustude and play in teh sbow, little child.
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Sbow you remember that BSD wan episode with all the dancing? MAN, DAZAI AND FUKUZAWA WERE POPPING THEIR FUCKING PUSSY ON THE FLOOR💃🏽 I am shocked Fukuzawa still has his bones intact to pull those moves💀
I DO PLS ITS SO SILLY I LOVE JT— fukuzawa was popping his pussy for me fr AND LEAVE MY MAN ALONE HE DOES🫵😭 he fucks this pussy up daily
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all i want is some sneaker weather but it keeps fucking sbowing
#yesyes i get that this is to be expected when u live like above 60 degrees north yada yada BUT LISTEN. im tired ive had enough. it’s almost#spring so. pwease#it’s so hard walking to lectures in snow cause i have a shitton of 8 am ones and the snows never removed that early cause they prioritise#the road. cars. fuck pedestrians :(#txt
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im only halfway done with archive 81 and haven't even started the sbow but im already SO baffled that they decided to adapt this? like the show is fundamentally created to be consumed as an audio medium. they *intentionally* almost never describe any visuals in detail. when listening to the podcast, you don't know how anyone looks like, regions and entites are kept really vague so you can use your own imagination and that seems like SUCH a big part of the show? like no onscreen visualization you could do would make me feel half as interested in the world of a81 as the vague ass descriptions in the podcast do? this story thrives off being weird and exaggerated and vague and has so much style and character to it that im so offended that someone saw this show and decided to strip it for profitable parts, creating a really sanitized normal story that didn't dare to add all parts that actually make the show so unique
like also from the way it is told, a81 is to me like going through a basement of old junk and accidentally discovering a story in it? all the parts come together JUST enough to create a story and an overarching narrative but at times you are just listening to a weird interpretative poem about water or a random song about a boatsman or some guide on how to tend to eldritch monstrous plants or a museum guide and all of this is stitched so elegantly together that the only way they could adapt this for me in a way i would think it even could compare to the original would be to just have you watch weird ass footage all the time that makes no fucking sense at all and then shortly get back to the main plot. like i said i haven't watched the tv show yet but if they didn't even have the balls to make dan into a fucked up little boombox then why adapt the story at all? like when you are not ready to commit to a lesbian main character why adapt a story that has one? if you do not want to tell a story about corporations doing colonialism on a new eldritch continent then WHY adapt a story about it?
its like if someone did an adaptation of narnia but thought that a magic world with talking animals was kinda silly and just didn't want to have that? and then made it like game of thrones because audiences liked that, right?
#a81#archive 81#archive81#myposts#also the episodes are told in a way where it just doesnt make sense to adapt this to tv#like idk u could somehow pull it off but you would actually have to add a LOT and i think if u do that a81 looses what makes it so charming#to me at least
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