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Brasso smacking that imperial fascist in the face with Maarva’s brick is probably one of the best and poetic moments in all of Star Wars.
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me expecting to see a wrinkly ass snoke in the vault but instead it’s worse. CHILDREN. LITERAL BABIES IM SICK
#FUCK THE EMPIRE#i wanna hug all those children#the bad batch#tbb#the bad batch season 3#the bad batch spoilers#tbb spoilers#star wars
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My redneck neighbor Doug watches 'The Bad Batch': The Outpost
As per many people's requests, I've collected a series of texts and Facebook messages from Doug when he watched certain episodes of everyone's favorite Copy Paste Boi show.
Some he was quite pithy on ('Ryan-from-Accounting goes fast but not fast enough to get away from the Bitch Wife Laura'), and others...well, he got excitable, to put it mildly.
Here's one of the more deranged ones, Season 2, Episode 12, 'The Outpost'. Or as Doug calls it: "The Daddy Warcrimes Christmas Special."
CW for Language like you wouldn't believe. Doug says "you'll need a permission slip from your momma to read this, I guess."
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Daddy Warcrimes is waiting by the Empire's equivalent of a windowless van, because comfort is just not his thing and he really wants the experience of smuggling cocaine across the border one of these days.
Some bitch who looks like she works at a bank is telling these clones that their extended warranty is up. I wanna bring her a bag of pennies and make her count it before I deposit it because I'm sick like that.
So here comes in SOME BLOND JACKASS. Mother of Hell do I hate this guy. Can I just tell you how much I hate him? I hate him like I hate the Crimson Tide, like I hate February, like I hate my mother-in-law. Hate hate hate.
So Daddy Warcrimes, SOME BLOND JACKASS, and some homies get into Floating Probable Cause to lay waste to an unsuspecting Third World country or whatever.
Well, I was wrong! Looks like Elsa and her frozen fingers took over this dump. Disney owns both, so why not. The cold never bothered them anyway. Nope, they’re at somebody’s nasty old storage shed. Why does this remind me of visiting my sister in Wyoming?
Oh, who is this no-frills, salt-of-the-earth, son-of-a-bitch? Is that tanned Kurt Russell? No? It’s Sassy Park Ranger! I like him already. If he was my boss I’d actually show up to work on time and sober, or late and hung over, either way, it’d be a good time with the man. He just seems cool and chill and a nice dude. I bet he’s got homemade beef jerky in his locker and his beard always smells like cigar smoke.
OH SHUT UP STUPID BLOND JACKASS, Jesus Christ I’ve never wanted to hit someone with a folding chair so hard in my life. CALL HIM COMMANDER.
Aw, Sassy Park Ranger’s being nice to Daddy Warcrimes, maybe Daddy Warcrimes will share the Columbian nose candy in the back of the van with Sassy Park Ranger, and Sassy Park Ranger won’t ask about the sobbing family Daddy Warcrimes is probably holding for ransom in the back. It’s all about understanding each other.
This is truly the Daddy Warcrimes Christmas special, snow and friendship and stuff. I hope this doesn’t end up with Daddy Warcrimes 86’ing Rudolph and the rest of the reindeer from the sky, that would traumatize the children. But this is the same studio that produced Bambi so who knows. Didn't he try killing a kid the first episode?
Oh man, Sassy Park Ranger’s lost a lot of his men, that’s real sad. Only two left, Jesus. SHUT UP BLOND JACKASS SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
(I won’t repeat it, but the amount of times that SHUT UP was texted was….something else- Dr. MM)
Sassy Park Ranger’s taking Daddy Warcrimes on a hike around the place in the middle of a blizzard, probably going to say hi to the yeti hooker they all frequent and show him how to write his name in the snow with pee. He’s such a good guy. If they go sledding I’d be so happy.
Oh, shit! Daddy Warcrimes remembers that he has a job and proceeds to cop some poor bastard in the leg so he can follow the trail of blood in the snow. What in the Fargo am I watching here, does Steve Buschemi show up at one point now. No sledding in this one, I guess.
Well there goes Sassy Park Ranger and Daddy Warcrimes on a heartwarming romp following a crippled burglar in the snow as he bleeds to death. Kevin McCallister would be so proud. Well, now, they found a dead body already. You know, at this point, if Daddy Warcrimes capped Santa in the head this show wouldn’t be less wholesome.
Aw shit Daddy Warcrimes stepped on a landmine, but Sassy Park Ranger watched his training videos that HR made them sit through and disarms it. They’re having a nice convo, I really, really like Sassy Park Ranger. If he dies I’ll be so freaking mad.
(I said nothing, FYI - Dr. MM)
Aw shit, they found the bunker of crazy white people with guns in the snow. It’s confirmed: the Daddy Warcrimes Christmas Special takes place in Wyoming. Are Daddy Warcrimes and Sassy Park Ranger facing off my brother-in-law and his branch of the VFW near Laramie? Those guys need hobbies besides doomsday prepping and getting drunk in the snow. It ain’t right.
“After all we sacrificed”…man. I feel right here. Is this the child friendly version of Enemy at the Gate? Shit. Please these two bastards need to survive. I need a beer and I wanna hug my wife.
Dr. Meat Muffin, please don't tell me you're letting your babies watch this show. They need that dog from Australia who has fun with her daddy, not this.
Oh shit, avalanche!
Oh no, Sassy Park Ranger. Oh no, oh no. Oh, Daddy Warcrimes.
Thank Christ they made it! They’re gonna save him! They’re gonna save him.
Wait. What.
WHAT THE FUCK, BLOND ASSHOLE.
I HATE THIS JACKASS SO GODDAMNED MUCH, SOLDIER OF THE EMPIRE, I WANNER SHOVE MY SOLDIER UP YOUR EMPIRE YOU STUPID DICK.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Yay! Daddy Warcrimes finally took out his gun and 86’d that FUCK. CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY!! YAAAAAAY!!!!!
Man...I hope this ends okay for Daddy Warcrimes. I hope his brothers aren't just dicking around somewhere warm while he and the other bros are out dying.
Guess that'll be next episode?"
....Doug snapped SO HARD watching 'Pabu'. Brace yourselves.
#tbb#cloneforce99#the bad batch#tcw#crosshair tbb#the bad batch crosshair#crosshair#crosshair and mayday#mayday clone trooper#tbb mayday#commander mayday#doug talks star wars#doug the neighbor#redneck doug#fuck the empire#fuck lt nolan
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#star wars#FUCK THE EMPIRE#the bad batch#star wars rebels#rebels#tbb#swr#sw tbb#sw rebels#star wars art#sw art#tbb art#rebels fanart#kallus#alexander kallus#agent kallus#fulcrum#crosshair#ct 9904#crosshair the bad batch#clone force 99#crossHAIR#may the 4th#may the fourth be with you#may the force be with you
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Tony Gilroy in NYC on the WAG/SAG AFTRA picket line 8/24/23.
Link to his inspiring speech. X
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🐀🐀SPOILERS for jedi fallen order🐀🐀
Just finished fallen order for the thousandth time, so of course I'm gonna be thinking about trilla's "avenge us" for the next forever.
No cause that little phrase lives in my head absolutely rent free, I never stop thinking about it. Her last words are a call to action. the use of "us", it's not just for her, its for every single jedi that the empire murdered or broke down or turned to the darkside, for every inquisitor still stuck serving the empire, for every jedi currently on the run or in hiding. The acceptance in her voice as she says it, cause she knows who's behind her and she knows she's not getting out of there alive so she might as well have the last word, a small act of defiance to end her story. It's such a simple phrase but it hits me like a fuckin truck every time.
Anyway, cant wait to play cal fucking up the empire in the next game never been more excited in me life.
Also, fuck the empire. But that should go without saying.
#ill say it again#fuck the empire#that is all#star wars#jedi fallen order#jedi survivor#trilla suduri#cal kestis#jedi#ratbaby thoughts
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POSSIBLE TEAM UP??? IM SOOO EXCITED TO SEE THEIR INVOLVEMENT WITH THE STORY.
I wanna know what they're making her create so bad. She looks so sad. I feel terrible how they're blackmailing her...
UHMMM VENTRESSS???? HELLOO SHES SO BADASS OMGGGGG.
I CANNOT TELL IF HER WITH HAIR IS COOL OR CURSED BUT BOTH.
I'm so excited. I love ventress smm
And finally...
NO NEED FILONI.
NONE.
I'm so excited
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#palestine will be free#free palestine#free gaza#free congo#free sudan#fuck israel#fuck zionazis#fuck western media#fuck the empire#free the world
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So... Yeah... I'm going to start drawing the clones acting like brothers, Since they deserve that, we deserve that... They deserve a few days of peace and tranquility, not a war where they die every 5 seconds...
And well, If you guys have something in mind but don't want to draw, let me know, I'll do it for you.
We must mentally prepare for the third season of Bad Batch, something tells me that its going to be very depressing.
Fuck the Republic, fuck the separatists, fuck the Empire... LONG LIVE THE CLONES..
#fucking palpatine i hate him#fuck the republicans#fuck the empire#clones#star wars the clone wars#hello star wars fandom#the bad batch#hand drawn#clones are people to#star wars family#star wars fandom#star wars
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Do we have a master list running to pass around to inform of all who have voted to support Israel?
I say we make ‘em pay come November, what with so much of Congress up for grabs.
Let the Executive Branch continue to go scorched earth on itself in the White House toilet, let’s make those motherfuckers know that shit ain’t acceptable politics anymore.
#election 2024#I want a list I can circulate everywhere#fuck the empire#its fucking May#too bad the primaries are basically decided#it’s almost like this was planned or something…
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Am I the only one that feels like we're watching the plot of the Clone Wars unfold in real time?
Except Orange Palpatine is far more incompetent and got caught committing treason and now we have to rely on people to be smart enough not to vote for him in November even though he already tried to overthrow the government once and tried to publicly lynch two government officials for not giving him unlimited power.
#star wars#clone wars#politics#fuck maga#fuck project 2025#fuck donald trump#sheev palpatine#same breed of evil#fuck the empire#fuck fascism
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**Shots of the Episode**
Andor (2022)
Season 1, Episode 12: “Rix Road″ (2022)
Director: Benjamin Caron
Cinematographer: Damián García
#shots of the episode#andor#rix road#andor season 1#andor spoilers#andor s1#fuck the empire#tony gilroy#2.35:1#george lucas#lucasfilm#benjamin caron#damian garcia#diego luna#cassian andor#death star#alex ferns#kyle soller#denise gough#fiona shaw#bix caleen#dedra meero#syril karn#2022 tv#syril x dedra#dedra x syril#adria arjona#varada sethu#2022#cinematography
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“And you! Human! Who are you to defy the Empire?”
“I am Camina Drummer, President of the Transport Union, Commander of the warship Tynan, and protector of the Ring Gates. You are in the air space of my people. Your government is responsible for countless crimes against humanity, against the refugees that we have rescued.”
- Far Past the Ring, Duty, Honor, Family, Part 6
Camina Drummer is a badass Belter who takes no one’s shit. If you want to see her (and Captain Rex!) throw down the gauntlet, this chapter is for you.
#cloneforce99#tbb#thebadbatch#the expanse#belter#theexpanse#fanfiction#starwarsfanfiction#camina drummer#camina drummer the expanse#fan art#the expanse fanfiction#the expanse fanart#fuck the empire#Camina gonna kick some ass#for the belt#beltalowda
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All the Light We Cannot See
| Official Trailer | Netflix via @YouTube
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Don't put out the Light.
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One Way Out! Amazing Andor WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike edit by @thedailydewey on twitter
#andor#sag aftra strike#writers guild strike#wga strike#sag aftra#wga#star wars edit#one way out#fuck the empire
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og Penelope Ekhart ruins me. every. single. godamned. time. like why tf couldn’t she just be happy?? why couldn’t she have just ran away?? why did she have to suffer so much, and try to save an empire that doesn’t even love her back? i want more of her, i want fanfic, fan art, blog posts, tiktok’s. i wanna indulge in og penelope centered media until my teeth rot and and my eyes bleed. GIVE ME OG PENNY OR GIVE ME DEATH RAHHH
#og penelope#death is the only ending for a villainess#she deserved so much better#fuck the empire#penelope my loveeee i could treat u so much better
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