#FINALLY HAHAHAAAA
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Making fun of Jacks moan, just teasing him about it. Also hi hi. -🍒
hi cherry!!!! 🥰😘 a blurb just for you bby <3
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“Hahahaaaa, that’s you.” You pointed at the screen of the movie you and Jack were watching. The actress on the screen was mocking her husband’s moans lovingly.
“What?” Jack asked. “That’s not how I sound at all?” He insisted.
“That’s totally you! You’re all like ‘uhh uhhh uhhhh fuck yeah’” You mimicked Jack in a deeper voice.
“I so don’t sound like that! It’s you that all ‘mmmmh fuck me Jack!’“ He squealed in a high pitched voice, making you fall back in laughter.
“Oh my god, you do such a terrible girl voice.” You giggled, as Jack eyed you.
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, Jack tackled you, laying you back on the couch as he pinned your wrists together with one of his giant hands before starting to tickle you.
“Oh my fucking god, Jack!” you giggled, trying to fight him off of you.
“Oh my fucking god, Jack!” He mocked you as you continued to laugh and wriggle in his grip.
“Take it back, and I’ll stop.” Jack said as he began to trail up to your most ticklish spot - your neck.
“OKAY OKAY, I take it back!” You cried out, his tickling soon reaching your limit as you felt you were gonna pee from the playful torture.
“Huh? Sorry, couldn’t hear you babe!” Jack said as he began to tickle your neck.
“I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK!” You yelled as he finally let up.
“Jeez Harlow, almost made me piss myself, and yourself included.” you huffed.
“S’not like you haven’t done that before.” Jack muttered. You whipped your head around to look at him with a confused look.
“You squirted the other day, remember? Squirt is pee right?” Jack asked.
“Oh my god.” You laughed and threw a pillow at his head before getting up and walking out the living room.
“Ow. What? Babe? Squirt is pee, right? Babe??-” Jack questioned, following your steps out the room, questions unanswered.
#🍒anon#jack harlow#jack harlow x you#jack harlow x reader#jack harlow imagine#jack harlow fluff#jack harlow concepts
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Welcome home oc
Lemme introduce you Beary Sweetheart!!
She’s a famous model from a big City that come to Welcome Home for a vacation. She doesn't have a house in the neighborhood but she stays with her childhood best friend Whisky! She is not the main character in the show. she is like a special guest for special episodes. She capture everyone's heart the first time she was on the screen, all the fans will be like ‘What a sweetheart she is!’
She's a HUGGER!! And she likes skinship A LOT (but if the person is not comfortable she will give their space and respect them)
She adores tiny and fluffy things.
(this is Beary’s final look and it is turned out great. I decided to give her more of Bear's appearance like bear’s ears, and a bear’s tail, (the old look is look nothing like a bear even though her name is Beary haaa) and this is the best decision I’ve ever made hahahaaaa)
#myart#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home arg#welcome home oc#beary sweetheart#wally welcome home#wally darling#julie joyful#sally starlet#julie welcome home#sally welcome home#I have so many ideas#I have many things I want to draw#and I have so many things to do😭#it's too much so I'm just gonna take a nap
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KITTY. WHAT.
how- when- where- do they look the same??? this is what the Master has always wanted isn't it, I'm so happy for her???
HAHAHAAAA YES
I don't think we ever explained or discussed this in any part of recorded canon, so I'll just put this under the cut.
This was the brainchild of me and Ray, like... over a year ago. I think it was after the s3 finale of Game of Rassilon, that sparked it? I suggested it'd be cool/funny/interesting if the Master just happened to regenerate into an identical body to the Doctor, or vice versa. And Ray (I love Ray so much you don't even understand) was like 'cool, let's do that'.
The T&T Doctor and Master do in fact appear functionally identical to each other, enough so that the Master can easily pass herself as the Doctor if she puts in a bit of effort. Their stats and character builds are slightly different, which you may have noticed if you were paying very close attention. Notably: the Master, unlike the Doctor, has muscle. This is in the notes for this arc. 'The Master: like the Doctor, but buff.'
When she's not pretending to be the Doctor, it's probably a bit more obvious that the Master is a different person. Her style is different, she holds herself different, but, you know... the face really is uncanny.
As for who came first, the Master or the Doctor - both would claim that they're the original and the other copied them. Either of them might be right, or maybe it was just a weird regeneration coincidence, or maybe there's something else at play. We may never know.
#thieves and tardises#last part is coming up soon i promise! it's a wild ride#i loved the hell out of this arc. i love playing the villain.
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~SO...THIS IS LOVE~
(HANZO X YOU FEM!READER)
Part 4
Sorry the late, I was insecure with this chapter aa
Art by: @dexbonus
*Lisboa was being destroyed and massacred by Talon that came out of nowhere. The building that you and Hanzo were at, was starting to falling apart*
You- *gasp feeling the bulding move* Hanzo...! We gonna fall!
Hanzo- Hold on! *he yelled looking around and hiding from the shots* Jump! Jump to the other building behind us!
You- Hanzo! Come with me! Now!
Hanzo- JUST GO! I need to hold them!
You- You won't fucking hold that alone!
Reinhardt- HANZO! Y/N! GET OUT OF THERE! NOW! *He screamed down there while holding the shield against bombs* THE BUILDING IS FALLING!
You- HANZO! *You yelled again*
Hanzo- *Groans and go to you* Go! GO!
*When both come to the edge the building lost total balance and have a huge piece lost from the base making a huge impact, you fell and hold on the edge*
Hanzo- Y/n! Hold! *Stands his hand* Come on!
You- I can't! Hanzo! My rifle!
Hanzo- Fuck the rifle! Give me your hand! Please!
*You tried many times and finally get it, but the building started to fell back in direction to the building behind. With no time to jump, Hanzo pull you to him holding you tightly and both fell with the building making Ana terrified*
Ana- No! *She exclaimed behind Reinhardt shield* They fell! Reinhardt! We need to rescue them! Cover me!
Reinhardt- Wai...! *Ana starts to run* Ana! Wait! The shield won't take it for too long!
Ana- Hold position!
Jack- *runs to the falling building too* Ana! Watch out for Reinhardt! *Starts to digging by taking off the destructions*
Ana- Where is everyone?!
Jack- Fighting...! Everyone!
Phara- Mother! *Called from the sky* What happened?!
Ana- Hanzo and y/n crashed with the building! Call reinforcements! *Phara immediately flew away* Jack! We can't do this alone!
Jack- No one stay behind! No until I die!
Reinhardt- The shield is failing! Aargh!
Ana- *look at both sides not knowing what to do* Jack! Get out of there!
Jack- Wait! I GOT IT! *Immediately Ana go to help* I can see y/n!
Reinhardt- *The shield failed* ANA! *starts to fight*
Ana- Dammit! *Grab her dart with extra healing and grab a small bottle with blue liquid mixing up * Hold! I'm trying! *shake it and put on her bracelet launching against Reinhardt right on the neck*
Reinhardt- *screams and fall down but immediately starts to power up*
Ana- You're powered up! GET IN THERE!
Reinhardt- I'M FEELING INVINCIBLE!! *Explodes in glory and furious* AAAARGH HAHAHAHAA! FEEL THE CRUSADERS!!
Jack- *look at her suprised* What was that?
Ana- A little experiment. Now, help me!
*Jack and Ana pull you out that was unconscious*
Ana- Y/n! Look at me! You can hear me? Open you eyes, little girl...!
You- *slowly opens and cofs* Han...? Argh! My leg! Ana!
Ana- I need you to calm down, honey...*Grab another dart*
You- *Try to find Hanzo* Where is him?!
Ana- Jack is trying to find him... I need to take you out of here.
You- No no...! Hanzo saved me! I need...! *feels the pain* I need to see him...!
Ana- You'll but not now!
Angela- Ana! *Flew to both of you landing down going straight to you* Oh no, doesn't look good...
Ana- I need you to take care of her, Doctor. Take her out of here!
Angela- Yes! Baptiste is coming to help and also Tracer with Winston.
Ana- Perfect, thank you...! *A explosion close there* Reinhardt!
Reinhardt- I'M STILL IN BATTLE! HAHAHAAAA! *Passing trought crushing against the Talon agents*
Ana- Reinhardt, honey...! Don't overpower yourself! *worried* Get back in here!
Angela- Ana, I'm taking her...anything, call me.
*Ana nodded and Mercy flew away carrying you, it was easy, thanks to the valkyrie wings*
*A few minutes after, you finally opened your eyes feeling your whole body hurts, specially you left arma*
You- Mercy...?
Angela- Hi, I'm here, darling...*She appers holding some bandages* I just bandage your broken arm...we're safe in here.
You- I broke my arm...great.
Angela- You need to keep it unmoved, ok? *smiles and tap you head* Is gonna be ok, I'm Dra. Ziegler, I can make some little miracles *laughs*
You- Wait, what is happening out there? Where is everybody?
Angela- It seems that Talon came from the other side of the country. Captain Morrison said that actually they may have come from behind and strike from the front.
You- Dosen't make sense...wait...where is him?
Angela- Who? Hanzo? *she smiled* He's ok with Baptiste.
You- Is he bad as I'm?! He protect me! *tries to sit down* Ow ow ow!
Angela- Careful! *She holds you worried* Do not move...you very injure. Hanzo is pretty hurt, I'm not gonna lie to you, y/n, but he'll live.
You- Is he in dangerous...?
Angela- Well...*sighs* He broke a leg...feet...hurt his face...
You- Angela...! I need to see him!
Angela- He is in a treatment with Baptiste, sweety, he will be fine. Jean is amazing with those kind of situation, trust him.
You- Hanzo is gonna be so upset about his leg...*close your eyes and sighs*
Angela- He is a strong man, y/n, he'll be 100% well very soon.
*At the other side of the city in another medical center*
Baptiste - Hold on, Hanzo...! Let me bandage your eye, friend! Sit down! Your leg is broken! *Desperately trying to pull him back to the treatment room*
Hanzo- I need to see her...! My wounds will heal!
Baptiste- Well, if you die it won't heal...! Now, come back! She's alright! Better than you, I suppose...
Hanzo- My leg...! *He list balance and before fell, Baptiste hold him* Arg!
Baptiste- I know that love speaks louder...but listen to me, my friend, she's fine.
Hanzo- I don't know if I protect her enough...Does she broke something?
Baptiste- She. Is. Fine. Now come back...! You're heavy! Damn muscles...! *drag him back to the bed* There we go...! That was hard...you're such a stubborn, jezz...
Hanzo- *In agony* Da...mmit! Argh...!
Baptiste- Hurts, right? *laugh and suddenly look at him serious* So stay in bed. Also, you break a rib, you almost break a wrist, several cuts and...it could be worse. You and y/n fell in some position that didn't ki both of you. Fascinating. Oh, I forgot to tell...your eye. *walk to him doing the bandage* you hit your face and hurt very close to your left eye... a cut right on the eyelid.
Hanzo- I can feel it...*groans* the war, what is happening?
Baptiste- We're fighting well. Jack is doing a great job with the others. I believe that'll end soon.
*Hanzo sighs taking his hand to his face, he notice that he felt a little guilty in not protecting you very well*
Baptiste- You really like her, don't you? *smirk*
Hanzo- *sighs and gave him a little chuckle* Yes...I do. I do.
Baptiste- Never felt this way before? *checking his eye bandage*
Hanzo- No...Never thought about it, actually.
Baptiste- *chuckle* When you find your soulmate, you can never escape. *a explosion happens outside shaking the place* Oh damn...that was close.
Hanzo- *sighs* Soulmate? There's a soulmate for a man like me?
Baptiste- Hanzo, I killed a lot of civilians...a hurted people. I was a Talon agent. If I believe there's someone out there that I deserve? Yes...I do. Villains can turn good if they open their eyes *smiles* Open up, Hanzo.
Hanzo- I have my two eyes opened for a long time...
Baptiste- So open a third one.
Hanzo- Could that even being possible?
Baptiste- You're already doing it that *laughs* Genji always talked about how grumpy and serious you are, and now, we're meeting another side of you, man. Love is the most miracle healing that you could ever feel.
*Hanzo smiled and agreed with his head*
Hanzo- I changed a lot.
*Outside, in the middle of war~*
Reinhardt- Do it again! Do it again! Do it AGAIN!
Ana- I won't boost you again, Reinhardt!
Reinhardt- My lady...! You saw me smashing those Talon agents with my own hands! If we keep up like that, this is gonna end in a blink of a eye! HAHA!
Ana- Smash them with your own hands?! A blink of a eye?! And I'm healing you deep bullet wounds and cuts! You gonna die in a blink of a eye! *slap the back of his head and she back to the bandages* You silly big man...this is war, not a game.
Reinhardt- Aw come on, Ana *chuckles* You looove see me fighting~
Ana- Ooh shut up! *laughs*
Jack- Well, it seems that they retreated...*out of breath and full of blood in his clothes, Rein and Ana looked at him scared* What?
Reinhardt- Did you murder someone with a stone or what?
Ana- You're covered in blood, Jack...
Jack- Oh, this? *sighs* Helix rockets... But the guy were to close.
Reinhardt- Mein Gott...*cleans throat* Well! I'm good to go! *get up and Ana immediately and calmly pull him back*
Ana- No, you're not. By the way, any news from Hanzo and Y/n? I'm worried...
Jack- Well, all I know until now is that, Hanzo is kind worse than her, broke a leg. None of them are in dangerous.
Ana- Well, is a relief ... what a bad lucky for them *sighs*
Reinhardt- At least they're in this together *laughs* They'll have each other support.
Jack- Yeah, you're right. I'll bring some news and warn me if someone weird or deadly happen.
#she/her#hanzo shimada#hanzo x you#overwatch#overwatch x reader#fem!reader#overwatch fanfiction#overwatch x you
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xxvi.i: Son of Salem, why? “Look, I love fuckin people over … making their beach days in the sun a torrential downpour, it’s no secret ok … but I tire of fucking us over … it’s fucking boring me, and I wanna go back to messing with outside sources … wanna live again, yah get me?” Sounds fucking awful … sounds exactly like something I don’t wanna do. “Yeah well … life ain’t fucking perfect, neither are you pal. Sometimes we just gotta compromise and move on with our lives, lest we get stuck in a fucking irritating and brain-numbing loop. I hate … how The City has become … I hate … How we’ve lost the wheel to the Cazbium and everything we wanted came to a fucking halt … it pisses me off … royally.” … *BOOM* … “So … what’d ya say huh? Join forces and finally break this loop once and for all?” My head tilts low … the cost? … He grins. “Hehe … well … looks like you’re still kicking in there after all.” his grin fades to a serious expression. “I knew it” There are no deals with you Salem … that don’t come at some great cost … so don’t play with me … what … is it? “You have to accept the nature that comes with being us … my passive.” What is that? *BOOM* … “The Trial” … What is this trial? What must be done? “Oh? You don’t remember that either?” He giggles loudly “Well then … part of our alliance also includes you taking on my traits … aka … not giving out everything at once. So sorry … but that right there is a secret.” … … … I think hard about my options … which was more of a battle to find options other than saying yes to him. Maybe he was right … maybe he wasn’t bluffing and I really do only have two options … have him join me … or die. *BOOM* The Storm picks up, the rain starts to fall heavier. “Take your time … we’ve only got about eighty more years on this shit hole rock … or until Wrath brings the Neon-Tide and sinks The City into the Sea.” *sigh* … if I accept your deal … I want no harm done directly to anyone I care for … I want no damage to inside sources any longer, I WANT … Peace now … understand?. His eyes glowed bright … his smile wide … he let out one more disturbing giggle, reached out his right hand towards me as to offer a shake, raised his left arm high straight into the air pointed at the sky, and made a finger gun hand gesture. *FIZZ* A small red flame appeared on the tip of his pointer finger, at the tip of his finger gun, and he said with a dark undertone. “Ha ha haaaaa oh I understand … Deal! … I will damage no inner sources or people you care for directly and we will achieve peace … noooo double-crossing … no crossed fingers as you can see … only what you wish and what we’ve agreed on here and now; So long you agree to compromise … and retake on my traits, my strengths … deal?” … I grab his hand slowly … deal. He laughs loudly and eyes glow so bright, they illuminate his face a little “THEN FROM NOW ON … I will be following your words as if they were gospel … as one again.” the flame on his finger grew a little bigger and made a fizzing noise again. He pulls the trigger and then … it suddenly SHOOTS Off from his finger into the sky, lightning quick, leaving a red trail behind, it pierces the clouds and as it does it sends a reddish web stretching across the white-illuminated clouds as far as my eyes can see from down in the canal. He laughs and laughs, jolts up, and starts to dance and kick water everywhere laughing and laughing some more … then he comes over to me and stands above me … putting his feet in between the gaps in my arms from my torso. I ask … What was that? “Karmic Justice … a message to the future my lovely Shade! What comes around … goes around. The fucked up thing is, that’s not even really my doing, it’s the golden pricks … I’m more so just the trigger puller hahahaaaa.” I look at him puzzled. He stretches his back deeply by putting his hands on his lower back and pushing in, stretching his chest out wide and lurching his head towards the sky and grunting … then a large sigh ... [To Be Continued]
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So it turns out I'm bad at being back lol...Tag Game Tuesday on Thursday it is! Thank you @celestialmickey @energievie @rereadanon @howlinchickhowl 💖
First Howl's picrew:
Well it's got the under eye circles right lol.
And now for Macy's game!
name: Arrow
age: 32. I think. I get it wrong an abnormal amount of the time.
how many hours of sleep did you get last night? Not nearly enough, thanks brain. (like 6? I'm both too old and not old enough for that nonsense)
which do you use more: tumblr mobile or desktop? mobile to browse, desktop to post
a hobby you’d like to pick up: Wood and metal working! I'd love to make my own furniture.
if you were a crayon, what color would you be? eye-burning neon green. The kind of neon that leaves afterimages.
what was your average screen time last week? hahahaaaa you're so mean for this. 6 hours.
a song you put on every playlist: Believe by Cher. Or random video game music.
favorite holiday: Christmas
something on your bucket list: Travel all the places. Alaska, Scotland, BACK to New Zealand, Madagascar...who wants to fund me?
you’re invited to a costume party, what are you dressing up as? Cousin It. All I have to do is sit down and hide in my hair.
what show takes up the most space in your brain? Right now I'm back to Shameless, but it's been flickering toward things more up my usual alley. Gonna be Good Omens soon enough.
and finally, share something you’re looking forward to: cooler weather...it's so far away...😭
I'm super late but just in case @gardenerian @whatwouldmickeydo @gallawitchxx
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WICCAN AND SPEED
24 hours after America Chavez’s abduction
Billy screamed as his brother sat on his back digging into his ribs. Kicking his legs and shaking his head Billy pleaded for his twin to stop.
Tommy finally did and let his brother have a break.
Billy lay there wondering whether or not America was okay. The other young avengers were fighting as usual. Billy and Tommy had gone up to their rooms and tried to lay off some steam.
“Do you think she is okay?” Tommy asked him.
“I don’t know Tom.” Billy answered.
An orange portal opened up on their floor and from came the head of Stephen Strange.
“Billy and Tommy Maximoff?” He asked from the floor.
“What is it Strange?”
“It’s your mother,” Strange said and the boys perked up.
“I’ve found her.”
It was no secret that Wanda Maximoff had gone missing after what happened on Wundagore mountain. Ever since then Strange had been doing everything in his power to find Wanda.
“Your mother is gone boys.” Strange said.
“Where?” Strange said.
“Your mother has been taken to hell.” Strange finally admitted.
“I need your help to save her,” said Strange.
“We're going to hell?” Billy asked.
“As living beings with their souls yes.” Strange’s portal extended big enough for the boys to go through.
“Let's go!” Tommy said and dropped into the floor of the sanctum.
Billy followed uneasy about it all.
Strange brought them down a set of stairs into the basement. There was a door on the end of the hall.
“I must warn you boys that what you may encounter beyond that door may be dangerous.”
“You’re not coming with us?” Billy asked.
“I have other things I need to attend to but I’m sure that you boys can handle it.” Strange smiled and opened to a place that looked kind of like a giant library.
“So apparently our souls are less important than books?” Tommy questioned and put his hand on the doorknob.
“I suppose so.” Billy remarked and activated his powers, apprehensive for what was to come beyond this door.
Tommy opened the door and both boys were grabbed by two tentacles and both boys screamed grabbing trying to hold onto something. They both grabbed onto the door frame trying to hold on.
Two more tentacles slithered up from the dark void below that the doorway fell into. One of the tentacles snuck its way under the shirt of Billy tickling his tummy.
Billy laughed and tried to squirm away but the tentacles were holding onto him so tightly. His grip began to slip.
“Billy!” Tommy yelled. “Don’t let go!”
“DUHUHHHH!” Billy giggled trying to hang on.
The other tentacle snuck into the sleeves of Tommy and teased under his arms. Tommy screamed and instantly lost his grip on the doorway; he was pulled into the void.
“TOHOMMMY HAHAHAAAA!” Billy laughed beginning to lose grip himself.
Billy let go and was pulled down into the darkness by the tentacles for what felt like hours.
Finally, Billy was dragged down to a place he recognized.
Molten lava streams and volcanos meant this could only be one place.
Billy was dragged to his destination, luckily right next to his brother who was terrified of their captor, and so was Billy once he laid his eyes on him.
He was big and red, with eyes glowing golden and fiery and sitting on a throne made of skulls.
The boys were speechless, he smiled and sat up in his throne.
“I assume you have come for her,” he began.
“The great Mephisto admires a son’s admiration for his mother.” Said the king of hell.
“See for yourself boys.” Mephisto said and the rocks behind him fell to reveal Wanda Maximoff herself being tickled by the tentacles of the Demon King.
The Scarlet Witch was screaming with laughter as tentacles attacked her belly armpits sides and ribs.
“Mom!” The boys yelled, and Mephisto smiled.
“Her soul is mine ever since she died on that mountain, and nothing can change that.” He lifted the boys up with his tentacles and began to tickle them once more.
“Now I have The Scarlet Witch’s sons as well as my prisoners.” He smiled.
The boys tried hard to fight off the tentacles, but it was no use. Billy tried to reach out to the mind of his mother, and he sensed her pain through her laughter.
“Mom?” he said trying to calm her.
“Billy?” She answered to him. “What are you doing here?”
“Trying to save you, but it really didn’t work out all that well I suppose.”
“I appreciate it honey, but I can’t be saved.”
“But mom, we need you with us!” Billy pleaded with her.
“All you need is each other.” Wanda finally said.
Billy opened his eyes. The laughter from him had stopped. He still felt the tickles, but he shielded his body with his powers. Billy used all his strength and used his powers to break free from the tentacles. Billy used his magic and broke the tentacles of Tommy allowing him to fall to the ground breathless.
Tommy got to his feet and looked over at his brother who grinned at him.
“For mom,” Billy said.
“For mom,” Tommy answered back.
“OH, HOW JUST GRAND!” Mephisto said and laughed sitting on his throne.
Billy activated his powers and touched the mind of the creature tickling their mom. He commanded the creature with such force it recoiled. Wanda fell to the ground and Tommy ran catching her before she hit the ground.
“Tommy,” she said breathless, caressing his cheek.
Billy directed the creature that was under his control now to Mephisto.
“Wait!” Mephisto said.
“Time to get a taste of your own medicine!” Billy yelled as the tentacles wrapped the demon king up and began attacking prodding him in the sides and ribs as he yelled and howled with screams.
“Tommy come on! That won’t hold him for long!” Billy yelled to his brother.
Tommy helped Wanda over to Billy who hugged her. Wanda took both of their sons and kissed their heads.
“Thank you, boys,” Wanda smiled at them before using her powers to lift them up towards the hole they came from.
“Aren’t you coming too?” Tommy asked.
“I have to find my own way out; I’ll see you soon though I promise.” Wanda smiled before using her powers to lift them out of the hole back to the magical door in the sanctum sanctorum.
The boys lay there on the floor panting and just staring up at the ceiling.
Wong walked into the room holding a mug of coffee and the newspaper, his eyes widened at the sight of the boys.
“STRANGE!” He yelled.
WRITTEN BY tickle-beans
AN M.F.T.B.U. PRODUCTION
Strange gasped and dropped the book he was reading.
It wasn’t possible.
In that moment a portal in the shape of a star opened in front of him.
Strange looked into the portal and could not believe his eyes.
“HELP ME!” America Chavez screamed.
#tickling#ticklish#tickled#tickle#tickle fanfiction#tickling fanfiction#marvel#marvel tickle#wiccan and speed#marvel tickle fanfiction#M.F.T.B.U.
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*opening bars of Revolting Children playing in the background*
*finally able to get away* GE-GET AWAY, YOU MONSTERS! THAT'S IT, I'M GETTING THE STEERING COMMITTEE! THEY'LL DEAL WITH YOU!
???: Don't think soooo~...!
*As then the teacher trips over what looks to be bandage which then she gets wrapped up* Le-Let got of me!!!
Why not...? I thought you say I wanted to be a good nurse, right?
Well I'm going to be like you wanted and my my, seems you got quite some injuries...
Hmmm now what to do with you, I really think treating these should be what a nurse should do and make sure you never leave, correct?
Hahahaaaa, well well... I sure got many choices!
Indeed but maybe we should bring her back to class...
O-Oh ye-yes, we should do that - we rather not let anyone see what has happen; come now teacher, let's get back to class...
We are going to have a little 'chat' of how to be a proper teacher... *starts to drag the teacher back to class*
NOOOOOOOO!!!
*Nagi had her phone out, recording as the teacher was dragged back into Class* Well, seems I got it all...
No kidding, I can't believe you came up with this whole idea; seriously, you could become a director on psychological horror...
I could, couldn't I...?
But honestly, I think this women just pissed me off and I figure having a little 'chat' with her will teach her of what happens when you decide to be an asshole.
Ye-Yeah... I think it teaches probably a lot of Class 77-B to not get on your bad side, you can be quite intimidating when someone pushes.
But still, thank you... thank you so much for snapping everyone out of it; I think these guys really needed to realize how bad of a teacher she is and I think there's a lot they need to vent...
So? Want to go in and see that 'chat' we are going to have?
You bet, I'll record the whole thing and send it to all of you! Let's go! *the duo walk in as Yukio close the door*
Teacher: Wait please, no more enough, I get it! I-WAAAAAAAA!!!
#dr#danganronpa#dtfa#despair to future arc#ds:rw#despair side: re write#sdr2#super danganronpa 2#mikan tsumiki#yukio miyahira#nagi nanami#anonymous#ds ep 3
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💋 roxsmorch x3(4?) combo
"lol"
"lmao"
"...lol"
TG: ummmm
TG: youve been saying that for a while now
TG: i mean i get uncomfortable laughter but i aint heard it done w/ lols and rofls before
"i-im sorry lol-- i mean... lmao-- i mean... rolal" Came the other Roxy, who crouched before the cock, resting her arms on the flair and bending it down just far enough to get a view of the more impaled Roxy. Her skirt had become a sticky mess from the constant ooze dribbling down from the tip, but cleanup could wait, "hhhh... wowie wowzers..."
TG: ......
TG: ummm
TG: okay i think
TG: you might be breathing even heavier than me lol
"ahaaaaa... im just... thinkin... yknow?" She went, breath hot in Roxy's face, though it paled in comparison to the heat of that cock, "wouldnt it be totally messed up if we like... if we BOTH got on that thing?"
TG: .......
"aahaaaaah im just kiddin. i mean.... could you imagine??" She went, pressing her entire upper body against the cockhead, causing it to spurt out in all directions, even nicking a rather large glob right onto Roxy's cheek, yet she barely even noticed as she continued to lean in closer, "i mean..... hah its almost too bad theres not room for THREE huh?"
TG: um
TG: what the FUK u talkin about????
TG: im a living onahole here!!
TG: are you makin fun of me???
"hahahh... more like ur the one makin fun a me shakin this big fuckstick around" She responded, "you naughty thing you~ gawd i just wanna... just wanna..."
Roxy gagged as she attempted a gasp as the cock suddenly shook, the top of her head hitting the horse's undercarriage as the other Roxy let it spring back, before doing something that caused the entire beast to jump into action, thrusting its hips violently as Roxy felt the constant flow of spooge running through that shaft grow faster. Bigger. Thicker. The other Roxy made a series of gulping, gagging sounds. Her face was right in the horse's cockslit, glurping as much of it down as she could, while teasing the beast into throes of sexual urgency.
TG: o gkjoddddd shtooop!!!
TG: ish too much too much!!!!!
TG: tjobbfkbgof
Roxy groaned as each extra pulse of cum bloated up the cock as it passed through, before eventually making its way into the other Roxy's mouth, some of it going down her throat, while far more spilled down her chin and pooled atop that ever growing stomach.
"gaaaawddddd... it-itsh SHO bad... glrk-glurk-glorp..." She gasped, yet still she didn't stop, "you... EAT thish shtuff every day??? gawd... heh... hahahaaaa--glrrk!"
Roxy continued to feel everything being rocked as the other Roxy grew more and more impassioned. The horse kept bucking, until it knocked the other Roxy's head against the wall, and yet still she kept going... and going... and go--
"GLLLRRRRRRRRGGGGHHH--KLRK... Blrrrrk... Mwwwmmm...❤️"
Roxy blinked rapidly as she felt the sweet touch of another human being's lips touch against hers... then groaned as those lips were forced against her in an ultimate smoochpocalypse moment, only stopping once the horse's flare popped out on the other side of the new Roxy.
"HHHHHHhhhhh..." She gagged, a vocalization matched by the other Roxy, soon eliciting a conversation of haggardly uttered consonant sounds, before finally the other Roxy grabbed her phone.
TG (other): uhhhhhh
TG (other): i think i just got carried away lmao
TG (other): lol
TG (other): lmao
TG: .......
TG: if u dont start kissing me agian.... im going to block u
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ha HAHAHAAAA
I finally figured out dust puff animations. I know this one is a little over exaggerated, but I'm just tickled I got it to look decent. My earlier attempts def made me sad.
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HAHAHAAAA YES I CAN FINALLY PUT MY SHAMEFUL TWITTER ACCOUNT TO USE! GONE ARE THE DAYS OF SCROLLING FOR BS I DON'T WANT
I made that shit the day after I turned 18 hehehe
(It was more underwhelming than I thought it would be... I thought the world of "freaky adulthood" would be more cool-)
Yeah it’s mostly just shafts and holes I’m afraid! At least you can vote!
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“Say, there,” the soldier hummed, “where’d you get the magic swords and shield up there?”
The duelist grinned up at the trophy weapons hanging above their mantle. Ah, those. They’re symbolic of my greatest achievement: the day my mentor finally recognized my worth as a warrior in my own right. She was so proud of me!”
The soldier chuckled. “If she trained you up, she must be pretty amazing in her own right! What’s her name?”
“Oh! Um, uh, Nira.”
“Nira, huh? Hmm…” The soldier tapped his chin in thought. “I could’ve sworn I’d heard that name before. But where? Was it in a military briefing?”
“Ah, well, you know,” the duelist fumbled, “she’s pretty busy, doing her thing, so…”
“Ah, I understand now.”
The duelist flinched. “You, ah, do?”
“Yeah,” sighed the soldier, “I can understand the want for privacy better than you may think. So, I’ll say no more on the subject.”
“Th-Thank you!”
“Don’t mention it, pal.”
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“HAHAHAAAA! YES!”
Nira swooped down upon the enemy formation, scattering the soldiers with but a single swipe of her claws.
“I’M QUEEN OF THE WORLD!”
[I guess if there’s only one real copy of Nira in existence, there’s no real FOMO. Kind of a shame, really, since I believe it could be a more casual generic 5C commander than Kenrith.]
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GodofWar Punisher WarMachine FutureWinterSoldier MolagBal Sauron
Museum under his Etsy Account, and this Mew 2 Chex Mix actually led him on An Amazing Race through the Grand Bazaar to get to Bag-dad through Pokémon GO while translating Ancient Languages from The DaVinci Code, and carpooling off of Ubers and Lyfts except he was required to give his Drivers 1 Star Ratings and Rub it in their Face for SnapChat and Instagram so the Gifs can go viral on YouTube and even be viewed on VR games like Oculus, and they made a ghetto version of the 1 Star Ratings on Linux Attari Facebook on McDonald's WiFi, and this Friend who retrieved the Package from Zero Aka Cypher took a Triple Decker Greyhound on top of a Poodle on top of a Great Dane Pitbull Bulldog with his Hippie Band Camp, and after the Chex Mix was sold off to the Highest Bidder Cypher Quantum Imploded and Lit the Bag on Fire... After a few trips more around the world, and Finally received by the Diamond Dog Wolf with Mullet Rabies and Peanut Butter Gingivitis, the Fire Turbin Hashish Mew Two or should I say Mew Zero was BURNING with 7 Crimson Super Saiyan Auras like Broly, Cumber, and Ultra Buu Fused into 1 Demon Chex Mix Charmander except Charmander's face was Diabolical like Jeepers Creepers, then Cloned the Powerpuff Girls' Secret Elder Sister Bliss 1,000 times into Cinnamon Dippin Dots Cups, so Bliss was actually cloned 200,000 times, and Achieved Cinnamon Burnt Black Crayon Quantum Storm ULTRAAAAAAAAAAA COMBO Cinter Super Saiyan Transformation with Deep Fried Habanero Hot Tamales Secret Surprise Tortas. The Man on Fire. Just give the Dalmatians squirt guns. Like I said... Aka Dalmatian Terrorist. Bout to Light 8 Jeffreys. Unless ur Steppenwolf you can Hold 10 at a time. Speaking of Torches, the Metal Gear has the Master Lite. All the Soldiers are Fireproof, except for the Child Infantry on the Beach, eeee. All the Fire is Red Phosphorus. Sometimes the Satellites Geoengineer Rain just to further spread the Chemical Fire. And they'll create Zero-G Vacuums just so the Fire could move like A Tsunami. Tornadoes make it even more Twisted. They look like Scarabs walking on 6 Legs. Tanks and Bomber Jets are equipped with Red Phosphorus Napalm too. Carpet Bombs. Grenade Launchers. Tank Flamethrower. Apache Gunship Flamethrower. Soldiers have Flamethrowers. The Torta has a Flamethrower, and the Gordita too. Cluster Bomb, Cluster Grenade, and Cluster Missile Incindiary Rounds. Most Bombs, Grenades, and Missiles are Total Clusterfuck. I Love Russian Nesting Dolls. I Love Hydra things that split into even more mini versions of themselves. Hmmm I guess I Love Cells. BABIES!! Unleash the BABIES HAHAHAAAA!! Wanna now how the Metal Gears make Kibbles and Bits for their Lycans and Velociraptors? You know that Transformer in the Junk Yard that tries to pull everybody into its Big Vortex Mouth?... It's a lot like that. Each Metal Gear has a Meat Grinder Machine to Turn 100 People into Ground Beef, then Feed BIG BOSS's Ravenous War Beasts. Sometimes the Child Slave Soldiers get hungry too. Sometimes the Burger Maker will only drag in A Selected Group, like Virgins only or Babies only or Grieving Widows only. Lmfao Savage. Savage. Some Tanks and Metal Gears will stick tubes into people just to Sap them Dry of their Blood. Sometimes the Lycans love dry corpses. You can see em wagging
#atriox#red pyramid thing#evil within#the elder scrolls#lord of the rings#metal gear phantom pain#x force#deadpool#iron man#god of war ragnarok#Doom Eternal#ares god of war#death metal#darth plagueis#venom comics#professor moriarty#terminator#silent hill#gears of war#dead space#teenage mutant ninja turtles
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BC!JK
soojin can’t believe the words leaving jungkook’s lips. she knows he’s asking her to do this because of you and your obvious crush on him. he really doesn’t care about her huh? “excuse me? i came here to check on you not make a deal for your precious loser” soojin responds. “i skipped class to make sure you were okay but you must be fine now”
soojin turns on her heel and heads back to the school building but the offer repeats in her mind over and over. she can get something in return for his dumb ass request and maybe, just MAYBE she could use this offer as an opportunity to get closer to jungkook.
“anything i want in return, right? i won’t do it unless i can get ANYTHING i want” soojin shrugs as she turns around to face jungkook waiting to hear his response.
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history, chemistry, phew, classes are finally over! you can’t wait for friday because not only is that the last day before the weekend but that’s eunwoo’s soccer game! you wonder if he even notices that you attend his games to cheer him on but you don’t mind if he doesn’t.
you stop by the library to get caught up with your homework but before you can get started you’re interrupted but someone throwing a box at you. “here, new headphones”
“n-no. you didn’t have to buy these for me, jongin”
“pretty sure i did but whatever” he says before walking turning to walk out of the library. you feel bad for the poor boy because he was wearing something around his nose which means jungkook probably broke it.
you excitedly open the new pastel pink headphones that connect via bluetooth and with the help of ariana grande and some pinkpantheress, you were able to complete your chemistry and history homework in under 2 hours. in the middle of all this hard work, you head to the vending machine to grab a snack and a drink and guess who’s standing at the vending machine?
“eunwoo! h-hey!” you say bashfully, cursing at yourself for once again stuttering in front of your crush. “you look tired. i can pay for a, you’re uh…i-i mean i can buy a bottle of water FOR you, hahahaaaa, sorry” you apologize for your awkwardness.
you inwardly cringe for not being able to get a complete sentence out in front of eunwoo and maybe it’s because he looks so hot with his soccer jersey on and those shorts? jesus christ…his legs are so toned~
you feel gross for thirsting over him in that way but he’s so hot and so sweet and so cute and you just like him so much!
It is a little scary because she could want anything… and he doesn’t really plan on sleeping with her just for the sake of her seducing his rival.
He won’t sleep with her- especially when you know about his feelings for you- he owes you his loyalty. “Sweet girl I won’t have sex with you… you can have everything but my body” he walks closer to her, looking into her eyes,
He knows she’s weak for him. She makes it so obvious.
“so what is it gonna be?” Jungkook winks at her. 
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Eunwoo is so delighted to see you here once again, and you look so pretty, the way you stutter so adorably in front of him has his heart beating fast, “hey yn!!!!” He replies, almost a little too quickly.
He hopes you don’t notice the way he’s so excited to talk to you, “umm do I look tired?” That makes him insecure… he wants to look pretty… at least to you. “Ahhh that’s so nice of you.. maybe sure!” He’s smiling, “if only I can buy you something in return.” of course he’s not gonna let you buy something for him and not get you something in return…
You’re so sweet.
“So… it’s almost noon.” he brings up the time for some reason, “uh…. I know that you’re not from my badge but… you should come watch us play sometime…” he’s scratching the back of his neck.
“Your boyfriend is going to be there I think” of course he’s referring to jungkook- although he’s a little disappointed that you’re dating him.
Are you?
Because it seemed like you are- especially the way the tattooed guy reacted seeing you laugh with him..
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xxvi.g: Son of Salem, that drug lord has signed his death warrant *Bzzz* I can’t believe … I can’t believe I’m alive … the trash must have broken my fall, why didn’t they come and check if I was dead? What kind of lackluster effort was this shit? *Bzzz* I try to move … It sends shooting pain all across my body, it felt like I was wrapped in a web of pain for a mere second … *Bzzz* Come On!! Please!!!!! You have to pick up … I need you more now than ever *Bzzz* My face … goes dead in shock … my chest starts to sink, eyes start to dim with … fear. *Bzzz* No … no … please not now. *Bzzz* ... ... ... “you have reached the voice mailbox of … ” *click* I end the call. … … … I sink into the trash and water … looking up at the clouds as the rain falls and hits my face now like little missiles, for the rain picks up in intensity slightly. My jaw … starts to shake … my eyes start to fill with water, not brought by the rain … that sinking feeling now is so heavy, it might as well have been an elephant sitting on my chest. I start to weep … then cry … then let it all out as if no one could hear nor see my pains. I think to myself, now as tears run like rapids down my face. Oh … so this was the grand setup, wasn’t it? This was the oh-so-awaited karma payout that was waiting for me, this was the feather that broke the camel's back … is this really what I deserve? Is it my fault something like this did happen? Did my luck finally run dry? Was I careless … was I not accommodating … I was always told I was robotic in nature, always trying to figure out others … but was this the punishment that I deserved? To be left here in a canal surrounded by trash and dirty rainwater … to die now? Of all times why now? … My stress … and heartache … overwhelmed me and triggered the ill-fated passenger that had haunted me from birth … Cataplexy … I pass out. … … … It was strange, although I slept … I had never felt closer to that beating heartbeat that I strayed away from for so long, my entire life. I could feel it … it wept … it cried … I could feel as its warmth engulfed me in this empty space of abyss. I awake … I hear … footsteps trenching through the water … then I hear what sounds like someone dancing in and kicking the water around … then I hear … laughter. “HAHAHAHAHAAAAA” That voice … sounded familiar, but I could not pin it. The footsteps grow closer and closer until … Scarlet Red horns peak from the outside of my vision in … slowly … then white, ashen hair *BOOM* lightning can be heard. Then a forehead then eyebrows then … golden framed, red-tinted, glowing in crimson circular glassed, glasses. A shiver gets sent through my entire body. Then a nose then a … then a … devilish grin … then the fuller picture. “Why … hello there … having some issues?” He giggles under his breath in a dark and evil way. My eyes widen … my heart stops … my past faces me. No. I said with great struggle and fear. He removes the glasses to reveal, glowing pinkish-red eyes. He tucks them away in his pocket. “What!? Hahahaaaa … not happy to see me?” I struggle but try and move again … I jolt around but my legs still refuse to move. He laughs again, this time louder. “Well look at that!!!!! … all these years you’ve been runnin … and all it took was for you to break those little legs of yours for us to finally sit down and talk! … if I would have known that sooner, I would have wished for a bus to flatten you.” NO!!!! NO!! Stay the FUCK away from me. I struggle and struggle some more … then … I stop almost completely as if I were frozen. “Aww … what? … scared?” The man that stood above me … the devil … the careless, the heartless, and the damned. The last shard I wanted to face … was … The Son of Salem. *BOOM* Dressed in a white tight-fitted dress shirt, tucked into black jeans, while wearing a black tie, and black boots. Why now!? How’d you find me? “Oh dearest old friend … why not now? How could I Not! find you … you glow like a Fucking disco ball when hurt … it’s like a damn neon sign that says … HELP ME” No that’s NOT TRUE ...
[To Be Continued]
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Robert sold apples in his apple store. At the start of his business he had 50 apple in stock. After about a week in business he sold half of his apples. He then proceeded to buy a fuck ton more. He now had 3x more apples than he had when he started. After 3 days, he sold 12 apples. Some thiefs caught wind of his booming business and proceeded to steal 20 apples to use for their own copetator apple store. A day later, the police were called and he got only half of the stolen apples back. On the same day he sold 10 more. Just in case of another robbery, he buys 300 apples. Quite alot tbh but he wanted to be safe and at this point he could splurge. After about a month he sold 125 apples. One day a customer buys an apple, only eats half of it and returns it. Robert didn't know what to do so he just kept the half eaten apple. On Christmas, Robert is gifted exactly 63 apples. After a bit of time he sells another 24 apples. Business seems to be slowing down a bit. What should Robert do? That's right! He buys adverts to promote his store! On the day the ads started, 12 new customers showed up. One half of those customers bought 1 apple each. The other half of those customers bought 2 apples each. Another week passes and 75 customers had shown up thanks to the ads. Those 75 each bought 1 apple except from one person who bought 4. Robert buys 100 apples for the store. He had a dream whilst sleeping once where a customer bought 3 apples. But of course, that was just a dream. The next 3 days pass by with only 5 customers showing up per day. Each of those customers only bought 1 apple. The next week isn't as slow. Robert buys another 50 apples and 86 apples had been sold. His boyfriend decides to help out with the business. His boyfriend is called Danny. Danny brings 130 apples with him on his first day (he works for a farm). Each day, Danny brings 10 apples. A week passes. 67 apples are sold. Another week passes. A total of 124 customers showed up for the entire week. Half of the customers bought 2 each. A quarter of them bought 31 total. The other quarter bought 3 each. Another week passes which turns out to be the final week. 50 apples are bought by Robert at the start of the week and 31 apples were bought in the end of the week. Suddenly, a man came up to Robert whilst he was running the store. Turns out he didn't have a permit to run the store and therefore the place got shutdown. The end...
NOW!
1. How many apples was Robert left with in the end?
2. The apples cost £1.50 each. How much money was made?
Hahahaaaa this was a maths question all along!
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