Me when- he...him...Ben Schwartz character 🥺💗

When he's kinda slutty and a bit silly but deep down probably very sad (He's so cute! I wanna eat him whole a little bit >:3c)

Secrets out

F. Tony Scarapiducci x Reader

warnings: None that I’m aware of!!

A knock on your office door pulled you away from your train of thoughts, “Come in! Doors open!” you called closing your laptop. The door creaked open, Tony’s eyes peaking into the room, “It’s just me in here.” you say with a small laugh, he sighs in relief walking into the room and closing the door behind him, one of his hands was hidden behind his back, he leaned in placing a small kiss to your cheek, no matter how many times he’d kissed you you never failed to blush and feel all giddy inside, “I got you something on my way to work” he said with a sing song tone too his speech, he moved his arm to reveal a bouquet of lilies wrapped in a neat purple plastic, a small golden ribbon tied in a bow keeping the plastic closed, “oh Tony these are gorgeous! Thank you so much”, you couldn’t stop the smile growing on your face. Looking up you could see the smug look on his face as he watched you admire the flowers in your grasp.

placing the flowers on your desk your hands snaked up the sides of his torso, “Been too long since I last got to give you a proper kiss babe,” he whined with a pout, “Just want everyone to know how much I love you.” his smile returned before his lips connected with yours, his arms wrapped around your waist pulling you in closer. Pulling back from the kiss your eyes met his, “You’re too good to me Tony”. His arms unwrapped you from the hug you’d be wrapped in as he fell back into one of the chairs in front of your desk, “Nothing is too good for you! If I could I would throw a rope around the moon and bring it down just for you!” His eyes lit up as he spoke, as smile crept onto your face taking in his words, that was until the door swung open causing Tony to scramble too his feet and attempt to look busy, “Y/N you have- oh, Fuck Tony’s here” Brad said taking notice of the man who was awkwardly waving his hands about unsure of where to put them in a situation like this, “Anthony” you say through a cough motioning towards Brad.

“Oh! Oh, hello! I was just...leaving” he said slowly sliding through the empty space in the doorframe, you watched him shuffle away blowing you a  kiss just before he left your sight, you giggled a little placing a hand on your cheek, “I feel like I interrupted something” Brad mumbled alerting you of his presence once again, “Oh no no, no need to worry. He was just dropping by too see how i was getting on and ask my opinions on his tweet of the day, y’know the usual Tony things”. he seemed to believe what you were telling him before continuing his first though, “You’re needed in a meeting right now with a few others.” 

To your surprise Tony was also in said meeting, just as you’d walked in he seemed to be fighting himself as he attempted to give up his phone- Good lord the poor woman trying to take his phone. “Tony...” you cooed over to him, his grp loosened and the phone slipped into the box, you dropped yours in as you took a seat next to your lover, “How dare you use that voice to get me to give over my phone, how will i know the time!” he nearly yelled before catching himself, “I have a watch, no need to worry darling” you whisper to him. He pouted a little. “Do you think they’d notice if I sneak a quick kiss?” he whispered resting his chin on your shoulder, you took a quick look at your surroundings before shaking your head ‘no’. He grinned lifting his head and pressing a kiss against your lips like he’d done only moments ago in the safety of your office, alone, behind closed doors. he pulled away after a moment resting his forehead to yours, “Oh my God Y/N is dating Fuck Tony” Erin almost gagged.

I love that Benny still has a prop from Space Force. I need to rewatch the whole show again.

okay but seriously whoever writes space force is so brilliant. "astronaut goes to real estate seminar to calm down her life and takes her media consultant with her as a friend but then the landlord speaker sends the media consultant into an identity crisis" is such a random and wild plot point and yet just that one scene was heartbreaking

I wrote a thing! It’s been a while but it’s nice to be writing again :)

there's something so inherently queer about a ben schwartz character

pov you’re an astronaut and you’re dating f tony

part 2 of i just think he's neat (remade and with more characters so i can sell stickers again)

Milkman was certified fresh.

Okay… it’s time…

Last FMK poll of 2023…

I think I’ve made it clear where I stand on this one

There’s no wrong answer I suppose. But there is and I will be judging you all very harshly on the one xx

i love ben schwartz and his characters so much he means so much to me

Overachiever and Perfectionist due to childhood trauma-coded (it's 3am, of course I'm thinking about him again ಥ_ಥ)

The last four episodes of season two really just be hitting me like:

Would anyone be interested in a Fuck Tony fanfic later 🧍🏻

Just a few images I edited on this Prequel app that I got. I wanted to make more of them but it says on the app that I have to pay a free trial or whatever so I'll edit some images on a different app. Anyways, all three of these are so fucking gorgeous, especially the second one. 😍

ok i lied im back on tumblr already. ANYWAY-

these two would be an unstoppable duo.(they would get murdered immidiately)

someone help me give them a shipname.

Chapter 4 is up!